god i will regret that tag

Not tagged, but wanted to do this anyways!

Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag!
LAST…

[1] drink: Water

[2] phone call: My ex-classmate, on accident lmao

[3] text message: My high school group chat

[4] song you listened to: Willy William ft J. Balvin - Mi Gente

[5] time you cried: Two days ago

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: Oh God, no

[7] been cheated on: Definitely

[8] kissed someone and regretted it: No

[9] lost someone special: Not because of death, but distance

[10] been depressed: Nah, I’m pretty much happy all the time

[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: Never ever

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

[12] Baby blue

[13] Turquoise

[14] Pale mint

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: YES! THEY ARE ALL LOVELY

[16] fallen out of love: yES

[17] laughed until you cried: Not as much as I’d like

[18] found out someone was talking about you: No?

[19] met someone who changed you: Kind of

[20] found out who your true friends are: I knew it from the start

[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: Don’t have Fb, but no…


[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: Don’t have Facebook

[23] do you have any pets: No

[24] do you want to change your name: Never! I love it

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: Went to a café to celebrate it

[26] what time did you wake up: 7 am

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping lmao

[28] name something you cannot wait for: Living on my own

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: Yesterday night

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Me, in general; to be beautiful and intelligent

[31] what are you listening to right now: The birds chirping

[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: No? lmao Does ‘Tomás’ count?

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: People pointing out my flaws

[34] most visited website: AO3

[35] elementary: sweet times

[36] high school: not-so-sweet times

[37] college: Second year finished!! Soon for the third. Majoring in Psychology

[38] hair colour: Brown-ish

[39] long or short hair: Medium, really

[40] do you have a crush on someone: Nah, that’s a waste of time

[41] what do you like about yourself?: I’m very dreamy?
[42] piercings: Six in my one ear, one on the other
[43]blood type: I have no idea and I should
[44] nickname: Bichito (like little bug in Spanish)

[45] relationship status: Happily single, not ready to mingle and I wish to stay like this until a real man shows me nothing but pure respect and admiration, which will not happen, but whatever

[46] zodiac sign: Virgo

[47] pronouns: She/Her

[48] fav tv show: Breaking Bad

[49] tattoos: Only one

[50] right or left handed: Right

FIRST…

[51] surgery: None!

[52] piercing: Just ears

[53] best friend: The one I lost two years ago

[54] sport: Swimming

[55] vacation: I was too young to remember

[56] pair of trainers: ??? I have no clue

[57] eating: In like my lifetime? Probably breast milk I suppose? Lmao

[58] drinking: Same as before? Wtf?


[59] i’m about to: Loose a good 5 kilos for this summer

[60] listening to: Still the birds outside my window                                                                           [61] waiting for: I don’t wait, I chase                                                                                                      [62] want: To be the best Psychologist in Europe

[63] get married: In case I find the man of my dreams yes, if not, I won’t; but I’ll still be happy

[64] career: The one I’m studying Ψ

                                                                                                                                                                YOUR TYPE…                                                                                                                                               [65] hugs or kisses: KISSES
[66] lips or eyes: eYES 
[67] shorter or taller: Taller
[68] older or younger: Older, I truly want it to be a five year gap in between
[69] romantic or spontaneous: Romantic, like, really romantic and cheesy
[70] nice arms or nice stomach: Don’t care at all
[71] sensitive or loud: Sensitive, I hate loud people
[72] hook up or relationship: Relationship, f*ck hook ups
[73] troublemaker or hesitant: Selfless

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger? Yes, kind of?

[75] drank hard liquor? Ew no

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses?: Nah, don’t wear neither

[77] turned someone down: I think so

[78] sex on first date? Never

[79] broken someone’s heart? Quite the opposite, fam

[80] had your own heart broken? More than once

[81] been arrested? No

[82] cried when someone died? Yes

[83] fallen for a friend: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself? Not quite but I’m trying

[85] miracles? Not at all

[86] love at first sight? Yess

[87] santa claus? Lmao, I wish

[88] kiss on the first date?: Maybe, but nothing too feverish

[89] angels?: I don’t know but I’ve met some people that truly made me rethink this twice

[90] current best friend’s name: Can’t say hereee

[91] eye colour: Light brown, with olive speckles

[92] favourite movies: Shutter Island, Se7en, Saving Private Ryan, The Truman Show, Reservoir Dogs, Batman, The Untouchables, Glengarry Glen Ross, Pulp Fiction

Hi sunshineeeees; here ya go: @malik-payne-girl, @somewhereisaplacethatziamknow, @zlpayne, @safeziam, @whatchazain, @verseziam, @your28world, @anallah1, @yziam, @wolfiezen, @f1typebugattisport, @be-my-tired-pony, @rightnxt2ziam, @mischievouslittleowl, @deniallisstrong

Enjoy!

Clean Me, Daddy | 30.03.17
  • Phil: "Why aren't you cleaning us?" said Candice. Oh...
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: Last time I did a live show, I accidentally ordered 300 cleaning wipes.
  • Dan: I know. I've seen them.
  • Phil: So, you can have the honour of cleaning them.
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: The webcam. It's a bit grubby, so you know give them a clean. Give them a wipe. Someone just said "clean me, daddy".
  • Dan holds the cleaning wipe with regret. Phil burst out laughing and Dan starts speaking in a high pitched voice.
  • Dan: Yeah, I read that too. What is this?
  • Phil: It wasn't this weird when I did it!
  • Dan: There's a section of your live show where...
  • Phil: No, it's not a section!
  • Dan: ... you clean them?
  • Phil: No, I'm just saying we're slightly blurry and they'd like to see us in 1080pHD quality.
  • Dan: No, you planned this. It's a section where you clean the audience. Now everyone is saying "clean me".
  • Phil: They liked it. Just do it! I'll make the sound effect.
  • Dan: There's dozen of tens of thousands of people saying "clean me" right now.
  • Phil: Dan, clean them. Clean them!
  • Dan: Jesus Christ.
  • Phil: Do it! It's what you signed up to do.
  • Dan suppressing a regretful chuckle, Phil grinning so damn wide.
  • Dan: Oh my God, stop! The chat! Frick. Even the YouTube comments are going to be ruined. Oh, whatever you fricking..
  • Dan wipes the webcam while Phil makes the sound effect.
  • Phil: That's the noise of the cleaning wipe. Look how clear we are now though. My pores are here.
  • Dan: And yet, I feel dirty.
101 Writing Prompts

1. “I didn’t know you two were related.” “We didn’t either.”

2. “I’m not saying I’m gay, but I would be if they were asking.”

3. “I’ve tried my hardest to fall for you, but it’ll always be them.”

4. “I don’t think anyone’s ever said that to me before.”

5. “I didn’t even want to come to this party. You lied to me about the pinata.”

6. “Spin the bottle is such a cliché. I’m in.”

7. “I have to go in there with you? I didn’t sign up to play 7 minutes in hell .”

8. “That’s not how you pronounce my name and I’m not even sure you tried.”

9. “Are you new here?” “We’ve been in the same math class for six years.”

10. “You really shouldn’t touch that… I told you.”

11. “I recognise you. Do you have a dog.”

12. “ You’ve never seen Harry Potter?

13. “Can’t we just lay here for a minute?”

14. “We have to stop running into each other like this.”

15. “Is it weird if I say that your dad’s really hot?”

16. “I know it’s 2am but can we meet up?”

17. “I don’t know how we ended up sleeping together but I know I’m mad about it.”

18. “Whatever you do, just don’t tell anybody!”

19. “I don’t come here often, it brings back unwanted memories.”

20. “They told me I’d forget about you; that I’d move on but it’s been three years and here I am.”

21. “I’ve waited so long for this moment, but now it’s here I don’t know how to feel.”

22. “You can’t just say that and then disappear!”

23. “I always hear my neighbour playing this beautiful music, but I’ve never actually met them.”

24. “Would it be alright if I pet your dog?”

25. “I’m so sorry to bother you this late but an owl got in my house and I have no idea how to get it out.”

26. “We can’t call the police! They’ll never believe us!”

27. “Why are you buying plane tickets? Are you leaving?”

28. “I swear I’ve seen them before in a dream.”

29. “I don’t want to be your partner either but we have to get this assignment done.”

30. “I never hated you, you just make me feel things I don’t understand.”

31. “It’s your fault, and I don’t think this is something you can fix.”

32. “This isn’t easy for me either.”

33. “I would never do this to you if I didn’t have to. You know that, right?”

34. “Can you at least promise me that?” “I don’t think I can, not this time.”

35. “I’m sorry but it’s very hard to focus when you’re dressed like that.”

36. “On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard to you want me to hit you?”

37. “I’d be scared if I were you.”

38. “You can’t go in there alone .”

39. “This seems like a lot of effort to go to for a mediocre joke.”

40. “Delete that picture right now or Mr.Snuggles gets it!”

41. “You didn’t go through my photos did you?!”

42. “Uhhh, I went through your photos and I have some questions.”

43. “I swear to god, if you tag me in one more bad meme I’ll make you regret it.”

44. “I really want to kiss you right now. I know I shouldn’t, and somehow that makes me want it more.”

45. “You have individual ringtones for everyone? What’s mine?”

46. “ Why wouldn’t you lock the door?

47. “Did you know kissing burns calories?” “I’m happy with my weight, thanks.”

48. “Your bad pickup lines aren’t cute, they’re just bad.”

49. “I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating and I can’t have that conversation again.”

50. “I don’t think you’re ever too old for trick-or-treating.”

51. “We’re dressing up for Halloween this year and that’s final.”

52. “I forgot what we were fighting about in the first place.” “I didn’t.”

53. “Fuck you.” “Not with that attitude.”

54. “90% of people admit to having at least a slight bondage kink, and 10% are lying about it.”

55. “I don’t understand why you won’t just use a map on your phone.”

56. “You know my house has a door? You don’t always have to use the window.”

57. “The truth is, my friends dared me to ask you out, but I’m really glad they did.”

58. “You know, I was joking in that birthday card when I said I’d help you hide a body.”

59. “Can we please turn off this song.” “But it’s a masterpiece .”

60. “I’ve known you for two years and I think I’ve been saying your name wrong the whole time.”

61. “Wow, you really are blind!” “Thanks for the update, can I have my glasses back now?”

62. “It might be petty but you borrowed my pencil three weeks ago and I’m gonna need it back.”

63. “I think they have a crush on you, which sucks because I’m kinda into them.”

64. “Just go and talk to them, they dont bite!” “What if biting turns me on? If they dont do it then what’s the point?”

65. “You can’t say that in front of children!”

67. “Seven years old is practically an adult.”

68. “Dude I ordered this on eBay and you have to see what they sent me.”

69. “I didn’t realise it meant so much to you.”

70. “I wish I was sorry, but I don’t regret any of it.”

71. “My friend thinks you’re cute, personally I don’t get it but this isn’t about me right now.”

72. “Not everything is about you!” “Untrue.”

73. “You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

74. “This is why I hate family dinners! It always gets awkward.”

75. “This can only end two ways and neither of them are pretty.”

76. “Not everything can be butterflies and rainbows! Things get hard sometimes, that’s just how it is!”

77. “My mom told me I shouldn’t talk to strangers, and you’re definitely strange.”

78. “I can’t believe you fell asleep when I was showing you my favourite movie of all time.”

79. “You shouldn’t be out here alone, it’s dangerous.”

80. “I could lie here with you forever. I wish I didnt have to leave.”

81. “Everything’s changing and I hate it! I liked the way things were.”

82. “You look so incredible, if that didn’t look so good on you I’d probably tear it off.”

83. “Do you think they noticed that we left?”

84. “The funny thing is, you could have fixed this and you didn’t even try.”

85. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I’m only asking because it hurt when I did and I thought I might have done it wrong.”

86. “That was super cheesy and I’m lactose intolerant.”

87. “You didn’t tell me you were gay!” “You didn’t tell me you weren’t.”

88. “Your friend told me you had a crush on me, I just wanted to let you know your friend is a snake.”

89. “Are you staring at me or are you staring past me?”

90. “If you we’re a guy/girl would you go out with me?” “I am a guy/girl.”

91. “Sounds stupid. When are we doing it?”

92. “Can we tell my parents that I’m at your house, just incase they get suspicious?”

93. “This is the part in the movie where we kiss or one of us dies. My fingers are crossed for option one.” “Speak for yourself.”

94. “I’m offended that you don’t have more faith in me but, honestly, it’s understandable given past experience.”

95. “Its just a blind date! What’s the worst that could happen?” “I could literally die.”

96. “I would light myself on fire to keep you warm and you wouldn’t even hand me a coat if I were freezing.”

97. “I trusted you, and so I guess I should have seen this coming.”

98. “I had a really weird sex dream about you and I’m not sure how I feel about it, honestly.”

99. “Okay, but this is the last time I bail you out!”

100. “All I know is that if you don’t tell me to stop I’m going to kiss you.”

101. “I’m not sure when it happened, but I fell in love with you, and it was the best thing I’ve ever done.”

just 2 trophies from platinum! a doodle to celebrate~

The Best/Worst (or Worst/Best??) Babysitters AU

@eulenstadt and I were talking about an AU in which Jacobi and Maxwell end up emergancy babysitters for Anne Eiffel (and an AU where everyone is ALIVE).  It was hilarious so I am going to share.  

  • Jacobi and Maxwell use Anne to pretend they are actually real adults and not vaguely horrific people when out and about.  “We’re the guardians of this small deaf child, clearly we’re responsible and not at all special intelligence operatives for an evil mega-corporation.” “We’ve never even killed anybody.” “Definitely not more than one person.” 
  • The Wonder Twins pick up ASL very quickly, Jacobi’s used to using hand signals on the ballistics range when he and his coworkers wear ear protection and literally cannot hear one another.  Maxwell’s just a really fast learner.  
  • They use Anne as an excuse to go do things they want to do. I.e. Laser tag. 
    • Jacobi: “Anne wants to play laser tag.” 
    • Maxwell: “How do you know, you didn’t even sign anything to her.” 
    • Jacobi: “ANNE wants to play LASER TAG.” 
    • Maxwell: “…Anne definitely wants to play laser tag.” 
  • And so they play laser tag.  This is a learning experience all around.  
    • Jacobi and Maxwell teach Anne tactics both legitimate and definitely cheating. 
    • Jacobi and Maxwell learn how to have a third person (who isn’t Colonel Kepler) on their team.  
  • Maxwell teaches Anne how to build basic robots out of cans and wires.  Jacobi teaches her how to make Molotov Cocktails.  They burn stuff in a near-by field where a normal babysitter might take a kid to set off baking soda rockets.
  • Anne REALLY likes that Jacobi and Maxwell don’t treat her like a kid but like a tiny adult.  She doesn’t realize this isn’t so much on purpose as because Jacobi and Maxwell have no idea how to act around children.
  • Anne also REALLY likes Jacobi’s robotic arm.  She loves the idea that he’s a grown-up unaffiliated with her school who has a disability, in his case that he’s an amputee.  
  • Anne looks up to Maxwell as this amazing unstoppable wonder.  
  • Anne and Jacobi argue like two children.  They are building a block tower and one of them screws it up.  When it falls they immediately start blaming each other.  “You messed up the foundation!” “You tried to build it too high!” “You nudged it!” “No way!” “I saw you!” 
    • This slowly devolves into “You’re stupid!” “Your face is stupid!” 
    • Maxwell stares at the camera like she’s on The Office. 
    • “Jacobi, she’s six.” “SIX AND WRONG!” 
  • So in other words, Maxwell is her hero, Jacobi is her playmate.  It works out well.  Maxwell thinks Anne is adorable (especially for a human child), Jacobi both has an affection for her and wants to punt her out a window sometimes. 
  • Maxwell is going to make sure Anne becomes a badass when she grows up.  Jacobi is going to make sure she knows how to take care of herself.
  • Eventually Anne makes up name signs for them both.  Maxwell’s is “S” and “Q” while also signing “crown” (she only has two hands so she can’t get the “L” in there).  Jacobi is a “J” over her right arm (she really likes that Jacobi is just some rando who is like her).  Jacobi petitioned for it to be a “J” that turned into the sign for “fire” but it was dubbed too difficult by Maxwell and Anne.    
  • Maxwell strikes a bargain to make Anne take a bath.  When she gets out they can paint Jacobi’s nails.  Jacobi is not privy to this bargain until it is too late. 
    • Jacobi: “WHY CAN’T SHE PAINT YOUR NAILS?!” 
    • Maxwell: “Because I hate nail polish!”
    • Jacobi: “AND I DON’T?!” 
    • Maxwell: “You need to step outside of these preconceived gender roles you–” 
    • Jacobi: “Don’t try to make me better myself. I hate bettering myself and you know it.” 
    • He gets his nails painted.  He swears them both to secrecy and whines about it the entire time.  
    • Later, after Anne goes to bed Jacobi peels the nail polish off and bitches at Maxwell.  “Shut up, Jacobi.” “SHE’S DEAF, MAXWELL, SHE CAN’T HEAR ME!” “I know, but I can.” 
  • Doug comes home and everyone is in one piece.  Anne wakes up to tell him about her day.  
  • Anne tells him about laser tag. “Daddy, we kicked ass!” Maxwell immediately regrets teaching Anne that sign.  She blames Jacobi when Doug gives them a wounded look.
  • Anne: “Jacobi taught me how to make cocktails!”
    • Doug: *absolute horror* “WHAT–?!”
    • Jacobi: *quickly, because he still wants Eiffel to pay them* “Nothing alcoholic!” 
    • Doug: “Thank God–”
    • Jacobi: “MOLOTOV cocktails.” 
    • Doug: “THAT’S JUST AS BAD!”
    • Jacobi: “It’s a really important skill!  What if she wants to start a riot!?”
    • Doug: “WHY WOULD SHE NEED TO START A RIOT, ‘SPLOSION MAN?!”
    • Jacobi: “Lots of reasons!”
    • After much argument about how making incendiaries is NOT AN IMPORTANT LIFE SKILL Jacobi says “I had to teach myself!  I saved your curtains, half your kitchen, and a visit to the emergancy room.” 
  • Eiffel pays them like they’re two teenagers.
  • As they go out to the car Jacobi and Maxwell congratulate themselves on a job well done. 
    • Jacobi: “Everyone survived.”
    • Maxwell: “Yep, we did not kill Eiffel’s kid.” 
    • *HIGH FIVE* 
  • Anne: “Daddy, where do Jacobi and Maxwell live?” 
    • Doug: *thinks: Hell, probably.*  “I don’t really know.” 
    • Anne: “Can they babysit again?” 
    • Doug: “…we’ll see.” *this means no, because dammit they make HIM look RESPONSIBLE AND THAT IS TERRIFYING.* 

anonymous asked:

The Savitar/Iris scene was so beautifully done. Now, I believe that Savitar came to Starlabs to play along. But with Iris' touch and sympathy, I think deep down, he genuinely believed that the team (Mostly Iris) could help him, hence him telling KF that he was a fool to think they could. This thin crust pizza psycho (Thanks for the laughs, Cisco) even looked away from Iris, because of what he tries to do to her a while ago. This all came into play along with the chemistry between GG and CP.

Probably my favorite scene of the entire episode.

I agree originally Savitar went in order to play along. Then in comes Iris who is perfection personified and he didn’t stand a chance.

I loved how Iris was hesitant and careful when she reached towards him at first. She wants to help but she’s still scared and raw from the months of being afraid of him. But this time remnant still holds a part of Barry inside so of course she’ll try. 

 I love how Savitar melted under her touch. This God of Speed is brought down to his knees because of Iris. This is probably the best he’s ever felt in months.


I mean look at his face when she touches him. The hope, the sadness, the regret are all there. It was the ONLY moment you could feel a smidge of sympathy for him (damn you Grant for that lol)

Essentially Grant and Candice did such an AMAZING job. They are the best acting partners on the show. They took this scene that on the surface seems very simple and made it magic. 

Gif credit to @westallenolicitygifs

A Crack In Her Armor (Pt.3)

This is the third and final part of A Crack In Her Armor! And it’s pure smut!!! I’ve loved writing Fiona, might write more of her in the future. Especially if it’s what y'all want! Also for those who haven’t read the previous parts here are Part One and Part Two! Enjoy! 

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At last, here are my drawings from the commemorative stream last Friday!! It ended up becoming an FMA stream, heheh.

First up, some Royai hurt/comfort for @xennariel; the cursed Edwin Twilight AU for @gomboc123; a Maria Ross that was collectively requested by @thestaffofra @sevenfairysins @egalitarian-nature-blog @haganenobeato @toomuchfreetyme2 @annablume and @gomboc123 I think… 

And finally this… Riza Hawkeye as Sailor Moon… with a gun djkkjhgs!! Requested by @haganenobeato!! Have a little bonus meme because I couldn’t get the phrase “I won’t hesitate bitch” out of my head for the life of me djkjgdgjf

There’s also a little easter egg on the “proper” “Sailor Riza”!! It is at 1% opacity, so tilt the screen and find out what it is. ;D

You guys know how much I had fun drawing these and hanging out with you dsksgkf, it was the best!! I doubt I’ll ever be taken seriously after this, though!!

So to recap, Peggy turned down a date with Generic McLoveinterest to tOUR HER AND ANGIE’S NEW HOUSE. WITH. ANGIE. (WHICH WAS A GIFT FROM THE VERY BI-FOR-STEVE-ROGERS HOWARD STARK)

NO HETEROSEXUALITY IN SIGHT

houndofsiru  asked:

Dear Dr. GTS: Is it normal that I find Vegard picking his nose all the time absolutely adorable?

ummmm. hold on. this is a new one…

ok. nah. that is normal and healhty…

I think this is just a unique symptom of being hopelessly charmed by that tiny, curly geek and most charming man on tv. 

I mean just look at how charming and classy he is: 

Seriously. He is something else: 

So, if being charmed by him means you find (most) everything he does adorable, including nose picking (and touching his nose, in general): 

Then, I say carry on. You are perfectly healthy ;P And, I will leave you with this, just because I can ;P  

misslearn  asked:

Hi! So, I can't resist these prompt things, especially when my fav writers put them up! Thus, if you would like to, prompt 22 with Anakin/Vader would be great! Thanks :)

Here you are, my dear! I ended up working in Obikin because I am just… Obikin garbage.


Rating: M

Prompt: A book infested with ghosts

Relationship: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader)

Additional Tags: Post-Mustafar AU, Suitless Vader (Vaderkin), Vaderwan, Sexual Content, Dubious Consent, Tatooine Mythology I Literally Made Up

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anonymous asked:

Now I know why Yuri suprised that Serena lose back in Synchro arc. My guess that he pass by Serena plenty of time when she duel and she always win

That’s an interesting thought, considering that Yuri was aware of her while Serena wasn’t, if she ever knew him it was probaly very early as she didn’t remember, not reacted by seeing Yuya.

I’m now torn between two scenarios:

  • The image of Yuri wanting so badly to duel Serena, because she’s just like him - something about it nags at the back of his mind but he shrugs it off - she’s an elite class soldier, looking appropietly smug when she mops the floor with her opponents and as far as he can tell she has no friends…. but everytime he thinks he’s ready to face her, he witnesses her taking down another high ranking soldier and thinks ‘Maybe I need to train (*cough* dueling trash *cough*) a little more’ and walks past the scene before she takes notice of him.

Or:

  • Serena and Yuri are always within inches of meeting each other, and Leo will NOT have that, so he resolves to keep Yuri close to him (one should keep enemies closer after all) and Serena as far away from his person in turn until the time is right, as if the gods, fate or some unknown force out there is trying to mock him and after a little too many close calls he has no other choice but to lock Serena away, only her instructors and officers being allowed near… he almost regrets it, but it goes away when he notices Yuri looking at her tower with wistfulness.

catsandladyluck  asked:

When I agreed to exercise with Simon, I didn't realize he meant this.

“Si, as happy as I am that you want to try and burn off all those goddamned scones, this is ridiculous. I thought you just wanted to go jogging or something.” 

He reached for my hand, and gave me his best puppy dog eyes. I gulped. 

“Bazzy… Please? For me?” he fluttered his eyes. he looked so silly, but it only made me want to kiss him more. 

“Just this once.” I concede, knowing I would regret this in about five seconds. 

“Yes! Now, you’re going to need some leggings… what about my zebra stripe ones? The orange ones? Oh my god, the zumba instructor is going to love you-” 


I’m so sorry this took so long i had such a long week and i wanted to be able to sit down on my computer to answer these

leave the first sentence of a fic in my askbox and i will write the next five

Adore Derek Hale (Feliz Navidad)
Merlshmallow
Adore Derek Hale (Feliz Navidad)

Merry Christmas to all sterekers!

Lyrics:
Adore Derek Hale (2x)
Adore Derek Hale and leave him happy, with a wagging tail.
We want to wish him a merry Christmas (2x)
We want to wish him a merry Christmas from inside our fandom heart.

You’re completely done with your normal life when you reached the point where you sing dadadada and dodododo while holding your nose because you need more voices for your feliz navidad cover that turned out as a Derek Hale anthem