There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
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can’t stick to the grocery list -Ollie. He’s a rich boy. He’s not used to even doing the shopping himself, he had servants for that kind of menial crap growing up. He has several personal shoppers as the head of Queen Industries, as well. When Chloe makes him go grocery shopping with her, he just chucks whatever he wants into the cart without even considering prices - lobster, steak, the most ridiculously priced cookware that he doesn’t even use (because he’s never the one cooking, and Chloe is totally okay using cookware that doesn’t cost as much as an entertainment system), and insists that they shop at the high end grocery near his company’s building, the one where a bottle of designer water costs ten dollars and has snooty cashiers, just because he prefers their seafood. Chloe follows him around, shaking her head, refraining from commenting as she wonders why she even suggests he come along when the shopping needs to be done.
would be addicted to Netflix (and chill, if applicable) -Definitely Ollie. Especially in his days before he and Chloe were together, when he was feeling down and drinking too much, he’d waste away hours in front of his movie theatre sized TV, drowning his sorrows and watching comedy shows.
manages the joint account -Chloe. Once she saw how Ollie just let his accounting staff handle everything and he had no clue how much money he actually had or was spending on anything, she took over and taught him how to actually keep track of his money, so he’d know if anything was wrong if anyone ever tried to steal from him (happens when you’re rich).
is the better city driver and why -Chloe. Ollie alternated between being chauffeured everywhere to joy riding on his motorbikes and in his flashy cars. Meanwhile Chloe has been driving a normal car since she was 16, both in Smallville and Metropolis, so she’s far more used to the actual rules of the road and is a good driver overall.
walks around the house in their underwear -Ollie. He has multitudes of boxers with funny pictures and patterns on them, including Superman ones, which Chloe finds both hilarious and a little disturbing. She’s threatened to tell Clark more than once, but Ollie was convinced that Clark would be proud and she decided not to tell him for Clark’s own sake. He also has ones with teddy bears, ninja turtles and ones with an elephant face over the front, so he can use his own appendage to make it’s trunk. The last ones are his favourite pair and Chloe has not yet figured out where he hides them when not wearing them, because she would very much like to burn them.
which one prefers to watch Game of Thrones and which one prefers the books -Ollie loves the show and has never read the books. Chloe doesn’t really care for the show, but thinks the books are a decent read.
has the higher alcohol tolerance -Ollie. Many, many years of partying have raised his alcohol tolerance considerably. Chloe is a bit of a lightweight, but she doesn’t really care to drink too much anyway; she prefers the slightly buzzed, tipsy feeling to being drunk, unless she’s really upset about something (then she might be tempted to drink away her problems).
instigates sex most often -Both, but Ollie a little more often. Everything Chloe does turns him on, even just tucking her hair behind her ear, or watching her hands as she fiddles with some kind of tech. Among the other things that turn him on: the mischievous sparkle glinting in her eyes, that adorable yet sexy grin of triumph when she outsmarts him or beats him at something, the way she bites her lip when she’s thinking or nervous, the way she runs a hand through her hair when she’s frustrated or tired… the list is endless.
likes having candles around the house -Chloe, but mostly just in the bathroom. She’s always loved having a bath surrounded by candles - she finds it incredibly soothing and relaxing, especially in their huge jacuzzi tub.
always misses the clothes hamper -Ollie. Again, he’s always had someone cleaning up after him, so he doesn’t really pay attention to where he tosses his dirty clothes, much to Chloe’s irritation. She regularly reminds him that she is not his cleaning lady and can he please put his clothes in the damn hamper, not around it or on top of it, but he rarely remembers.
gets the first gray hair -Chloe, but it’s really hard to see in her light blonde hair. Ollie’s hair is a dark enough blonde that his is more pronounced. He has mixed feelings about it, but Chloe enjoys teasing him about being married to an old man until he finally notices hers and starts teasing her back.
is more protective -Ollie is extremely protective, and can be too protective at times. It often rubs Chloe the wrong way because she is a strong, capable woman and sometimes Ollie will step on her toes in an attempt to protect her, when she is perfectly capable of handling a given situation on her own. After all, she has done some pretty badass stuff in her life too, and it bugs her when he implies that she can’t handle herself. This is probably the thing they fight about the most when they do argue, which thankfully isn’t too often.
prefers a quiet night in -Chloe. Ollie always wants to be active and out on the town, but Chloe prefers to snuggle up with her superhero on the couch and watch a movie or two, preferably interspersed with some kissing and sometimes ending up in a steamy round of their favourite indoor game. ;)
I first saw Star Wars with my Dad in theaters. They re-released it for….I think it was just being remastered with new scenes? Or it was the first 3d release, I can’t recall which. But I loved it and I watched the VHS tapes and then for years after I kind of just forgot how much I loved it.
Then the new movie came out. And when the big bad thing happened, I yelled out loud in the theater. It’s the first time in my entire life that I have ever been shushed while watching a movie. I yelled, OH MY GOD NO!
So I had to pick up Han. And I was terrified because I had already been stalking some mega koala tea people. But I was surprised to find that everyone in this fandom has been so kind, so welcoming, so interactive. I have made it onto peoples bias lists and I have not deserved those spots, lots of you are still waiting on STARTERS for crying out loud.
But today, Christmas Day, less than a week after starting this blog, I have hit and passed 200 followers. I am so blessed and proud and happy that people like my portrayal. I am so glad that I have met so many wonderful people and that people are giving me the threads I need between my Han/Leia love and my attempts to make peace between Han and Kylo Ren, his Benny. Because in my heart I know, he loves that kid so fucking much.
So below this cut, since I made this so long already, is my bias list for now. None of these are in any particular order.