LISTEN UP READ THIS MOTHERFUCKERS
IVE BEEN PINING AFTER MY BEST FRIEND AND I WAS TOO SCARED TO SAY ANYTHING.
AND SHES GONE AND GOT MORE BALLS THAN ME CAUSE SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVES ME!
(Turns out we accidentally fell into the “we’re both gay but think the other is straight so we’re just pining now” trope without even realizing it cause we’re dumb)
WELL I LOVE HER AND NOW SHES AGREED TO DATE MY DORKY ASS AND IM SO LUCKY AND ITS DURING PRIDE MONTH AND EVERYTHING AND NOW WERE JUST TWO ACE GIRLFRIENDS AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AND IM SO HAPPY IM CRYING HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE MONTH YALL