No seriously what THE FUCK is up with dans new found confidence I love this boy so much he is so pretty everyday I wake up to new beautiful Dan pictures I am actually crying I can’t believe Dan Howell himself just decided “wow I’m going to actually just RUIN everybody on this trip” he’s just so good I love him so much I would die for Dan he really sat down and painted his nails glitter wow I’m truly in love he’s just so pretty and confident god I wish that were me
matt was not taking anyone’s shit and was being so defensive over malec and literally attacked anyone who dared insult his ship plus he called out not only clary but clace and wants alec to set up luke and mama lightwood and he’s so tired of alec always taking the heat for everything and tired of people not taking his orders seriously and he literally did a psa so everyone would know to yell at farm animals as you drive by them because it makes them happy and wow i stan the right man
ok so i saw this post and i needed to write these it’s like 1.5k words and i think the next thing i post will be the second part of the harry potter au for all of you waiting for it!! love you guys so much
okay so all this boy wants is to go to disney world
he’s eighteen years old at this point and he’s fresh outta high school and god damn it he wants to fucking hug mickey mouse
like seriously he’s dying to go and he’s never been able to because money was v tight when he was growing up and he’s considerate enough to never even think of asking may to take him
insTEAD you and peter plan to road trip it down to florida after buying your tickets with extensive research because disney tickets are expensive enough and neither of you feel like buying plane tickets in addition to that
you’re only staying for a day because you two are going to be struggling college kids come late august and no one wants to pay for the hotel rooms either
so you get the one day park hopper tickets and for the two of you it comes out to $345.06 which is good because you’ve both been saving up for this since you were sixteen and had around $650 between you both so now you have $304.94 and half of that is going to gas money and whatnot bc you’re both v #prepared
so it’s road trip time
it’s mid july and it’s a sixteen hour drive and you guys are ready to get your disney on like peter is so excited and happy and he cannot stop talking about it to may
“we’ll only be gone for like…. three days ‘cause we’re doing most of the parks in a day. we got the park hopper tickets.”
“i know right!!!!”
“so on this extensive road trip are you gonna tell y/n you like them?”
“mAY NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT gosh”
but may thinks every time is the time for that so whatever
she has a bet that you guys will come home as a couple though
the bet is with herself
anyways you guys rent the shittiest car you can find because it adds charm
you make a road trip mix that’s basically full of one direction songs
peter groans but secretly he enjoys listening to you belt out the lyrics to what makes you beautiful the way you used to in fourth grade
“y/n is this playlist really just one diRECTION did you seriously-”
“do you have a problem with harry styles???”
“no- no of course not!”
you take turns driving but peter loves it the most so he always extends his turns
he thinks it’s hilarious when you freak out because of his speeding down an empty highway late at night because he’s a little shit
a little shit that you love
he consistently asks to stop the car so he can take a picture of whatever scenery he thinks looks pretty
“peter it’s a fucking blade of grass stop”
“no but look at the way the sunlight is hitting it!! please!!”
he makes you play I Spy with him
“okay so round thirty five… i spy with my little eye someone who is very attractive”
“oooh is it that guy in the convertible next to us because wow”
“…… yep you got it. new game now”
he was talking about you but whatever
he argues against wearing a seatbelt but you threaten to turn the car around and he really really wants to go to magic kingdom
you open up the sunroof that this crappy old car has so you can stick your head out of it and scream like sam in perks of being a wallflower
you now check that off your bucket list
he stops the car at every gas station just to make sure and then he buys fifteen different snack foods because “i’m a growing boy y/n i need nutrients”
to which you reply with “actually you’re not growing and this isn’t nutritious”
“don’t act like you don’t like pop-tarts”
you do, so you share a pack with him
there are candy wrappers strewn across the backseat because neither of you want to litter
“are we there yet”
*five minutes later* *now whining* “are we there yeeeettttt”
he’s bad at sitting still and always has to pee or eat
it’s late at night at this point and you’re freezing and you don’t wanna get out of your seat so peter huffs and pulls his sweatshirt off and gives it to you so you can sleep
he acts annoyed but he’s secretly sort of happy in an embarrassed way because oh fuck you look cute and wow you’re wearing his sweater
you pass out on his shoulder and you’re drooling and peter can barely concentrate on the road anymore
it’s probably the way the moonlight is bouncing off your skin but like whatever this is totally just him gazing in a platonic way
except not really because he kind of is in love with you
peter takes a picture of you sleeping on his shoulder but he’s in it too making a stupid face into the camera that he knows you’ll laugh at when you wake up
peter pulls over so you can both get some sleep for more driving in the morning and he plays with your hair until he passes out and you wake up with his head in your lap because he moves around while he sleeps even though it does not look comfortable at all
and you smile down at this nerd in your lap
he’s v cute and soft in the morning and you’re happy to know this
anyway you wake up really gently and you offer to drive first but he’s blushy and insists he can drive and that he got a perfectly fine sleep
“is my lap that comfortable then?”
“ummm. yes. okay so move over so i can drive haha”
he finds a dunkin donuts and buys you can ice coffee
it’s your order exactly and you kind of blush because you didn’t really expect him to know the exact thing you order???
but he does
he’s just very attentive
boyfriend material is what you think but ignore that thought because like????? he’s your bff
when you want to read he turns the radio off and insists you read to him
it’s quite adorable
you should be a lot more annoyed than you are about him constantly interrupting to ask in depth plot questions
when you’re further away from big cities you beg peter to stop for a second and sit outside of the shitty rental car and stargaze with you
so you’re looking up at the stars and making up dumb names for random shapes you find
and you’re laughing and so is peter and you both just turn to look at each other at the same time and neither of you move
you can’t bring yourself to kiss him just yet
he can’t do it either
so you reach over to hold his hand instead and he’s fine with that, too
you both just know at this point
so you get to disney and everyone assumes you’re a couple and neither of you really argue but you take really cute pictures together in front of cinderella’s castle and he finds spider-man mickey ears and wears them to be ironic because no one knows except you
it makes you roll your eyes but in an i-love-you-you-huge-fucking-nerd sort of way
you’re back on the road by one in the morning
only you’re both really tired so you stop for a sleep break
this time peter falls asleep first but it’s not a mistake when he winds up back in your arms because he sleeps well on the road like that
when you wake up he drives again
you’re eating another s’mores pop-tart and it’s around eight o’clock in the evening and the sun is setting and end of the day by one direction comes on
you can’t help but scream the lyrics at the top of your lungs with the windows rolled down and the summer breeze flowing through your veins and he’s speeding down another road and you both can’t quit laughing and grinning and blushing and finally you look back at him
it’s just when you’re singing “you’re the one that i want at the day!”
he kisses you
it’s quick because he’s driving and doesn’t want to crash the car
he ends up pulling over so he can kiss you again, this time better than the first because he’s been waiting for this and a one second press of your lips on his won’t suffice
hands on the sides of your face as he smiles shyly at you and then leans in to kiss you again and again
you wind up making out on the road for an hour
nothing else except maybe some feeling up because you don’t want the first time you have sex with peter pretty boy parker to be in a car on the side of a road in a town you don’t know the name of
peter knows the name of the town because he wants to remember the place he kissed you for the first time
aunt may wins her bet against herself
she’s very pleased
peter really loves one direction now and ned teases him for it but oh well he’s gonna love harry styles until he dies ‘cause the man’s song was playing when he got his love to be his and like??? how can he not like them after such an event
Overview: Y/n and Shawn talk about what they love about each other.
Authors note: Purely wrote this so I could gush about how amazing Shawn is
“Why are you so hot?” I ask while I layed on the hotel bed, my legs hanging off the side.
“What?” Shawn laughs, turning around and looking at me through the doorway from the bathroom.
I tilt my head to look at him. “I mean like, I know you go to the gym and everything but you’re face- flawless. I cannot find one flaw on your face,”
“Is that so?” Shawn hums, his back muscles shifting as he turned the tap off after finishing rinsing his toothbrush.
“I’m not usually one to obsess over looks because personality is key,”
“Are you saying my personality sucks?” Shawn teases, flicking the lights off in the bathroom and he leans against the door frame.
I shoot up right, “Not at all. You’re a 10 out of 10. You have the full package. Good as looks, most amazing personality and you can sing. No wonder you got the chicks swooning,”
Shawn’s head tips back as he laughs, “I only need one chick to swoon and that’s you,”
“See, that is what I mean. That right there was perfect,” I point at him as I speak.
“Did it make you swoon?” he says smirking, sending a shiver down my spine.
“Just a little bit,” I grin, flopping back onto the mattress.
“What else do you love about me?” Shawn walks over crawling onto the mattress, laying on his side, head propped up on his hand to look at me.
“You have the softest hair ever. Do you use product? I’ve never seen you put any in but then again, I’m never awake early enough to see if you do anything after your shower,” I trail off, eyes flicking to meet his.
“All natural baby,” he smiles, his eyes warm as they lock with mine.
“Of course it is. I’m seriously considering that you might be a Greek god like Hercules or something. Left on earth to be raised by human parents so you could bless all us humans,”
“Pretty sure I’m human Y/n,” he says laughing.
“To be discussed,”
Silence settles over us, the heater humming creating background noise. Shawn leans closer, his nose brushing my cheek.
“Want to know what I love about you?” He whispers, his breath fanning my face.
“My charm?” I ask, winking at him. A chuckle escapes his lips, his head falling onto my shoulder.
“As much as I love your charm I also love how you always try and find something positive in every situation,”
“I guess I do that,” I smile softly, pecking his nose.
“You also show so much love to all your friends and family. You don’t halfheartedly love someone, you put your whole soul and body into it,” He kisses my forehead gently. “Thats why I’m so lucky to have you in my life and to be able to receive your love,”
“Dammit Shawn, I’m going to cry,” I let out a shaky laugh.
“Aw baby no, this is meant to be a happy moment,” Shawn tucks some hair behind my ear.
“They’re happy tears don’t worry,” I smile at him, my heart feeling as though it would burst at the sight of the man in front of me.
“You’re also the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life,” he says and I gasp.
“But what happened to and I quote ‘she’s not even drop dead gorgeous’,”
To the Check Please fandom: I love you, but you guys are missing out on something that I think you’ll love.
It’s called You Could Make a Life
The latest Check Please update currently has over 12,000 notes on tumblr and the ycmal chapter with the most likes and comments has less than 1000. Based on how great ycmal is, I can only assume that you guys are unaware of its existence or these numbers would be more similar.
It’s superficially similar to Check Please in that every story is about a gay, male, hockey player and his life on and off the rink.
Keep reading for my pitch or just go straight here and treat yourself to some fantastic writing
Ycmal is a series of stories that exist in the same universe but can each be read independently. There are nine (NINE!) complete stories ranging from less than 4000 words to 158,966 words (trust me, when you read this long one, you’ll be grateful for the length).
In addition, there are so so many short snippets about the characters. Think Ngozi’s extras but this is where the author’s incredible generosity comes in. Most of these stories are based on direct requests from readers and they range from “everybody’s cats!” to bodyguard AUs. If you’re still not convinced then read on.
To borrow some quotes from that amazing Check Please primer that went around for a long time:
What’s that you like zany casts?
Dan Riley: The gateway drug and a true romantic
Marc Lapointe: Shitty’s social justice in an almost Bitty-sized body but with more pretentiousness, and he’s French! (Canadian)
Ulf Larsson: Swedish sex god who makes bad decisions
“Vinny” Vincent: His teammates call him Bambi and he’s a goalie
Anton Petrov: Angry bub defence man
David Chapman: Seriously his character development is the most amazing thing. You will LOVE him
Jake Lourdes: We voted on what we thought of him and half of the suggestions were some variant of “golden retriever”
This isn’t anywhere nearly all of the characters. I haven’t even touched on the supporting characters and they’re all delightful
Are main character guy and pupil guy going to kiss? (No, nobody stylistically differs by having pupils but they all have pupils so it still fits)
The number one recommendation as long as you’re up for paying for a novel right now is purchasing You Could Make a Life here. This is the namesake of the whole universe, the epic love story of Dan and Marc and a book that I have read approximately six separate times not including the times I’ve read sections.
The number two recommendation depends on what you’re feeling right now.
between the teeth is my personal favourite. It is absolutely incredible in terms of plot and character development, and it has a lot of my favourite characters. (Hold your breath for Kiro people, then you can use the breath you saved to laugh your ass off) This is the long one though so maybe the next suggestion?
- Vinny gets a life would be an amazing first entrance to this universe. Vinny is a super fun narrator and the story and central relationship are both compelling
- In taking it apart has the tagline “He made his bed and then he fucked a teenager in it.” This one earns an Explicit rating on ao3 more than any of the others
Just please don’t start with throw up your fists, throw out your wits because that one can be emotionally tough to get through.
You guys, Check Please is an incredible and unique work of art but everyone I know that loves ycmal loves Check Please so I think they cater to similar tastes. Give these stories some love and improve your lives.
I think the thing I love the most about Jaal’s romance is… I’m so used to Bioware giving me this Depressing Shit™ all the time with love interests, and Jaal just… isn’t.
He’s sweet and loving and smart and loyal and good and caring and attentive and genuinely is very deeply in love with Ryder… AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENS. He doesn’t die, he doesn’t leave you, he doesn’t take the position in the Resistance that Efvra offered him and go back to Aya to leave you in a LDR or something, no.
He stays with you and tells you how much he adores you and loves you, he calls you his “darling one”, he tells you you’re “stuck with him” and to take him with you wherever you go, he wants to get a place of your own together on one of the worlds you saved… like.
He wants to spend the rest of his life with you and I’m just???? I’m so happy there’s like… no angst in his romance. Like sure there’s sad moments and shit hitting the fan all around you, and poor Jaal has two existential crisis during the story, but like. You’re always there for eachother. And you love eachother. And for ONCE there is a genuinely happy goddamn ending for both of you!!!! GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
- they played sigur ros right before they started the show and i swear to god if i find out someone in vixx loves sigur ros i will die and go straight to fangirl heaven
- hyuk cried so hard during his thank you speech that he just put his head down so the camera couldnt see him for about 20 seconds and then choked out a “th…ank you…”
- hongbin’s solo blew everyone’s mind. seriously, this kid has grown so much and his voice is absolutely stunning. like i still cant get over it, it was AMAZING.
- i swear im a hakyeon bias guys, but hyuk stole the show omfg his solo was perf too ugh like dream boy material <3
- speaking of hakyeon, the fans had to let him know he had a little wardrobe malfunction lol (his fly was down) he was hilarious about it
- ken said “싫어" with aegyo and hakyeon literally stopped him midsentence and was like ‘KEN, HOW OLD ARE YOU? IS THIS OKAY FOR YOUR AGE TO BE TALKING LIKE THAT?’ and ken took a dramatic pause and then answered “yes” in the aegyo-est voice evar
- hakyeon said instead of having a happy ending with us he wants to have a (in english) “happy continue” :’)
- taekwoon refused to leave the stage aaaaas usual and kept making them play the chorus of the final song over n over (he did this last concert too) plus was super out of breath after dancing to the older songs idky hahaha
- ravi was brilliant as usual and looks more n more like ryan gosling with each day
-i sat next to about 5 boys who i assume were jellyfish male trainees and guys….we’re done for. one looks like a mini hakyeon but worse. they dangerous. get out of the fandom while u stiil can.
im forgetting so much but i need to shower n sleep so UPDATE LATERS
-It’s not uncommon at all for Michael to wake up and see Jeremy staring at him. Jeremy always gets super red but Michael grins and thinks it’s the most adorable thing in the world.
-Michael often calls Jeremy his everything. (More sappy nicknames for him include: pup/puppy, marshmallow, and his kasintahan.)
-Jeremy will call Michael his anchor. (Other nicknames include: honey, big guy/hunk, knockout, and Ibig.)
-Michael flirts with Jeremy in languages he cannot understand. Nonetheless, it never fails to fluster him. ((The whole time Michael is actually just telling Jeremy what he wants for lunch in Filipino.))
-One of the things they’re never sure about is who should walk on what side of the sidewalk (aka: the masculine one/man is supposed to walk on the side closest to the road). They end up flipping a coin to see who walks on which side (this happens every date).
-Jeremy is shy about affection all around but Michael is only hesitant at first. Michael is the kind of guy that always wants to be close. (A few examples include: pinkie fingers that are always locked together as they’re walking side by side, Michael always pulling Jeremy close to himself when they sit down, and Jeremy combing his fingers through Michael’s hair whenever they’re alone, which Michael fucking purrs at).
-As said before, they switch on a lot of things. Michael seems to like being the big spoon a majority of the time, but is a sucker for when he is curled up against Jeremy. They often try to make meals for each other, and (although Michael organizes it out a bit more,) at least once a month can’t help in buying the other male a gift.
-Michael is NOT a morning person. Whenever Jeremy sleeps over, he’s usually the first person to wake up. But no matter how deep of sleep Michael is in, the moment he feels Jeremy start to move, he will entangle his arms around him and hold him so tight that struggling is not an option, mumbling persuasively that it isn’t time to get up yet. Jeremy is never a big fan of this at first, but eventually sulks back against Michael and drifts off back to sleep feeling awfully comfy. (Michael falls back asleep with a satisfied smile, which Jeremy has caught before, though pretends not to notice.)
-One of their favorite dates is actually roller skating(?). Half for the skating, a bit for the food, and half for the arcades in the back of the place they go to. Michael tends to show off to Jeremy (and has to help him up from falling a LOT), but after lunch they go into the game room and at least an hour later emerge with handfuls of tickets. Every single time they try and save their tickets for one of the more expensive prizes, but end up spending them on glow in the dark trinkets and cool dice and small plushies. They have the usual diner date while they munch on nachos and snow cones, all the while trying to keep their balance (because every table is full and they are still in their skates).
-Jeremy is really good at calming Michael down when he needs it. He’ll rub his back or wrap an arm around him and pull him close. Michael never fails to lean into his touch and murmur a thanks. (This actually happens a few times a week, as sometimes just the stress of the day wears off on Michael, and he has to take a break to relax and calm down at the end of the day. He can do it alone, but Jeremy insists on being there for him.)
-On one of their dates they somehow ended up doing karaoke. Michael was very giddy and happy and with the help of Jeremy (and vice versa), got up in front of like twenty people and sang with Jeremy’s hand in his. Even though there were lots of distractions and he didn’t know all of the words, Jeremy was taken aback, because holy shit can Michael sing. Because of how excited and elated he was, there was lots of emotion behind Michael’s voice, and oh my god did Jeremy love it. He tried to compliment him afterwards, but he didn’t think Michael took it too seriously, as he simply squeezed his hand and kissed him in response.
(Yo my first actual “work” on this blog aha!! Hope you all enjoy! Feel free to drop off some requests, as requests are open now!! ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ
Every 7 years I feel a sudden urge to watch a lot of Star Trek and since my dormant Star Trek-feelings have awakened this year, I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to follow more Star Trek tumblrs.
Reblog/like this if you post Star Trek (TOS, AOS, TNG, VOY, etc.) sometimes or all the time, so that I can follow you. That is if you want a geeky 20 year old woman to follow you. It would help me out a lot because I honestly need more of Shatner’s ripped shirts, Nimoy’s flawless makeup and Kelley’s cute face on my dash. Seriously though, DeForest Kelley was SO CUTE. SO. CUTE. God damn him and his little booty shake…
okay no seriously I fucking love this movie so much and they change Gaston in such an amazing way and give him such depth and he treats Le Fou so much better (who is so gay it’s beautiful) and Dan Stephens is so good as the Beast and Ewan McGregor as Lumiere and Emma was so freaking great as Belle and oh my god I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH and can Luke Evans adopt me please thank you
“Hurry up before your parents find out I’m here!” Bucky hissed as you quickly grabbed your backpack off the floor before escaping through the window, thankful that your bedroom was just on the first floor. Grabbing your bag, Bucky helped you out the window, losing his balance when you accidentally fell on him, his body tumbling on the grassy terrain.