god i love coach

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Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Karasuno, Revival!

“Ah… this guy’s a crafty one…”

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  • Kevin [texting Neil]: We're outside already come out
  • Neil: I'm gay
  • Kevin: Neil I swear to God
dating yuta!!

yALL READY FOR THIS

also thank you @that-little-asian for helping me w trying to find ideas

and @jaeminnana for trying to help w my master list (even tho it still doesn’t work rip) 

3/? for the nct dating series

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- oK ofc i always gotta start off on how y'all start dating

- aight so you and yuta are on this co ed rep soccer team (also knows as the best)

- and y'all r both the best on the team

- so u guys are always competing for the #1 spot

- its pretty serious lmao

- “iM BETTER”

- “NO U AINT IM BETTER”

- “BUT YOURE SHORT”

- “what the fuck does that have to do wi- you know what? never mind” - you

- YOU GUYS EVEN COMPETE ON WHO CAN SHOW UP AT PRACTICE FIRST

- secretly though, yuta has the biggest crush on you 

- same w you

- y'all r good at hiding your feelings tho

- yuta didn’t really interact with you outside of soccer he wanted to tho

- you guys have 0 classes together 

- bUT ITS FINE CAUSE SOCCER TAKES UP LIKE EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK BEFORE SCHOOL AND AFTER

- anyway back onto the story

- so yuta goes to his friends (the other guys on the team) and you go to your friends (the girls on the team)

- “gUYS I LIKE YUTA”

- “gUYS I LIKE Y/N”

- “WE KNEW IT” - everyone

- so they devise a plan to get you guys together (without y'all knowing cause ur blinded by love)

- so during the next practice, jaehyun “accidentally” bodychecks yuta who falls onto of you

- his arms are on either side of your head and his legs are in between yours

- BOTH OF YOUR FACES ARE SO RED

- your heart bbbeats

- “,,,,,you can uh-like- get up now” - you

- “SHIT SORRY”

-  both of ur faces r so red

- he just awkwardly helps you up and you guys have moment

- like y'all r staring into each others eyes

- what u didn’t know though is that the rest of the team filmed it

- even the coach was in on it cause everyone ships u two

- time skip

- after that moment, y'all stopped bickering

- now its shAMELSS FLIRTING

- “hey bbygirl ;)” - nakamoto yuta

- ITS EVEN WORSE THAN UR FIGHTS

- YALL ARENT EVEN DATING STILL

- but that changed on one very special day

- aka the day he asked you to prom

- aka the best day of your life

- HE MISSED A SOCCER PRACTICE TO DECORATE YOUR LOCKER

- with like hearts n memes

- and when u opened it, it says “go to prom w me loser”

- YOU ALMOST CRIED

- THEN YOU TUrnED AROUND AND YUTA HAD FLOWERS AnD IS CHEEKILY SMILING AT YIU DSHDSKSHBC HOW COULD YOU NOT ACCEPT

- ok so now y'all r technically dating

- and when he goes to your house to pick u up he had to do a double take

-you!!were!!gorg!!

- you almost fell down the stairs lmaoaoao

- cause he was so handsome (not like he isn’t everyday though)

- he gives like the best kisses

- THE BEST KISSES

- not to rough, but not too slow ya feel

- and he is so caring for you

- like he always asks in between periods how you’re feeling and ugh goals

- once a guy from another school tried to hit on u during a tournament

- yUTA LoST IT

- “hey you. this girl is my girl friend so if you bippity back the fuck off that’d be great” 

- that was just quick sample

- all the girls love him and can’t get over the fact that he’s taken

- the always hug him and cling onto him and he’s like 

- “ewwwww’

- cause the only one doing that should be you

- he accidentally tripped u during practice one day

- “omg baby r u ok?!’

- “do you want me to carry you babe?

- sO NICEE

- yo but he is so cocky and shit sometimes

- like he doesnt even try to tone down his flirting w u

- “those shorts look good, but they’d look even better in the storage room floor ;)))” - yuta

- u aint gonna disagree w that

- cause sexy time with yuta is the best time

- its either super rough n hot or sweet n caring there is no in between

- you’re not complaining though

- y'all r still competitive w soccer though

- “bAbe get out of my way”

- “nah babe i got this”

- “gET OUT OF THE WAY”

- “BUT IM BETTER THAN YOU”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP” - everyone

- its the hard knock life for u guys

- his lock screen is a photo of you after a soccer game with the first place medal

- you just looked so good

- you had like a loose ponytail, a flushed face, and a smile so big it would rival his “healing smile”

- yours is the same (him with the first place medal, a flushed face, big smile) cause y'all r like that

- this girl once tried to steal him away from you

- HAHAHAH SHE’S DUMB

- he literally told her “stop trying to be hot, you’re not y/n’

- she cried and ran away

- lol 00ps

- YUTA LOVES HOLDING YOUR HAND

- “yours first perfectly with mine”- him

- “bitch no ur hands r sweaty” - you

- you guys are both so petty,,,,,,people wonder how u can stand eachother

- LMAO HE LOVES YOU THOUGH

- when!he!first!said!i!ove!you!

- cutest thing ever

- it was your 500 day anniversary 

- and he came to practice w a bunch of flowers and gave u the biggest hug

- he spun u around and was like

- “god i love you so much”

- you almost peed ur pants

- the coach almost peed their pants

- the team almost peed their pants

- the school almost peed their pants

- ANYWAY

- your first date was a mess though lol

- he set up this picnic and EVERYTHING IT WAS SO SWEET

- bUT NOPE

- HE TRIPPED OVER HIS OWN FEET AND DROPPED THE BASKET CONTAINING ALL THE FOOD

- then it rolled down a hill and was never to be seen again

- “jfc yuta”- everyone including himself

- bUT YALL WENT OUT FOR SUSHI AND IT WAS A GR9 EXPERIENCE 

- in conclusion

- yuta is a babe and everyone should love him

- he deserves everything and all the love in the world

- osaka prince <3

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THANK YOU GUYS FOR READING! I APPRECIATE IT SM :)

by the way i know my master list is rly messed up, I’ve been trying to fix it for like 2 hours but its not working :( 

ALSO I MAY MAKE A FANFIC BASED ON THIS PLOT!!! STAY TUNED :)))

- emma

nervousholyghost  asked:

Concept: Chase plays Dream Daddy and actually falls in love with Craig, and becomes inspired to become as great as a dad as Craig is (basically coach his kids' teams if they're playing sports)

i love everything about this oh my god yes 💙

chase just coaching his kids’ teams, taking them camping some weekend and jumping off waterfalls, going out to pizza and playing the arcade games. and chase just one day hoping that he’ll find a craig of his own. 

New theory about Coach Bittle

Okay, so Coach is kind of conservative, right? and he always really pushed Bitty towards sports and was disappointed when Bitty failed? There’s a big fandom assumption that he’s a homophobe and he really wants Bitty to be a really heteronormative kind of guy, right?

But what if that’s not it at all?

What if Coach figured out that Dicky was gay when he was a little boy, and has been pushing him towards sports to protect him?

Coach isn’t blind. He doesn’t know a lot of straight boys who could make creme brulee in an Easy Bake Oven. All of the wee baby Dicky’s friends are girls, and he thinks boys are gross, while all the other little boys Dicky’s age are completely the opposite (and sure, we as an enlightened fandom know that there are many different ways to be a man and many different types of masculinity, all of them equally valid, but Coach looks at this and sees “GAY” in giant flashing lights).

So he starts to think, what is this little boy’s future going to look like?

They live in a small town in Georgia, and while there is no power in this world that would ever make Coach stop loving his son, he knows that some of his neighbors aren’t so open minded. There are two options that seem the most likely: either Dicky will stay, and probably hide who he is, or he’ll leave and go somewhere that will accept him.

Coach loves his boy, but while the Bittles aren’t struggling, they don’t have private school money. They could send him the state schools in Georgia, or they could scrimp and save so they could send him to a state school somewhere they don’t live, but they’re never going to be able to get Dicky to a small liberal arts school without shackling him to student loans for the rest of his life unless he gets some really good scholarships. Coach looks at his six-year-old son and says, “hey, son, want to throw the ball around?”

It takes a year–a year of torturous, miserable games of football, baseball, soccer, running, even golf–before Coach thinks to take Dicky to the ice rink. He’s thinking hockey, of course, but Dicky’s eyes light up when he sees a girl in a sparkly dress (sequins, dear, those are sequins) do a jump, so they sign him up for figure skating lessons.

Coach still tries to push him towards more conventional sports, like football, but it’s because he thinks Dicky will have an easier time of it that way. It still hurts his heart to think about how poor Dicky was picked on in middle school; they day he’d found out, he started shopping his resumé around so they could move away from the little bastards hurt his baby.

The point is, he know he’s made some mistakes, and he knows that when he tried to protect Dicky, Coach pushed him away, but everything–all of it–was for his son. He’ll do whatever it takes to make his boy happy, gay or straight (but he always knew Dicky was gay).

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First coach fit of the season. God, I love college football.