god i feel so lazy today

Dating Kim Jongin

  • a very soft and sometimes lazy boyfriend like 
  • he loves spending time with you 
  • and cuddle sessions 
  • oh god he could just cuddle you forever, never leaving your side 
  • he smiles a lot and is your daily dose of sunshine
  • but he’s also somehow clumsy and forgetful
  • “oh you texted me babe? i didn’t noticed” 
  • “what do you mean we wanted to meet today?” 
  • he would feel so bad whenever he forgets things like that but you forgive him because he has a lot on his mind and every day was a long day for him
  • would love to go shopping with you 
  • “Omg Baby! This would look so good on you, try it on!” 
  • he would buy you tons of stuff whenever they’re on tour 
  • sweets from japan
  • a teddy from america
  • a shirt with his face on it lol 
  • “Look I found it in an EXO fanshop” 
  • cute coffee dates but to be honest you’re just taking selcas for instagram and twitter 
  • “Aaaww we look so cute Honey!” 
  • not really jealous, he trusts you with his whole heart but whenever another man is flirting with you, he would turn a little bit insecure inside 
  • is he good enough for you? is he a good boyfriend? are you still happy in this relationship? 
  • but you tell him about how much you love him 
  • how much he means to you and what a perfect boyfriend he is, you would never wish for another one 
  • “I love you so much”
    “I love you too Jongin” 
  • then he’ll kiss you, pulling you against his chest, stroking your back with one hand while his other one is softly holding your chin
  • at a certain point it would get steamy 
  • you know what i mean 
  • “Show me how much you love me, Jagiya”
  • it would then either be lazy and slow sex on the couch or wild passionate sessions in the bedroom 
  • he loves it whenever you’re riding him 
  • Jongin loves to watch your body bouncing up and down on him, your eyes closed ad mouth slightly open 
  •  i think it wold be his favorite position, slowly setting the pace with his hands on your hips 
  • but sometimes he would randomly take you from behind 
  • bend you over the kitchen table 
  • or the couch
  • loves oral very much, like giving and also receiving 
  • Jongin is a sensual lover, he takes his time with you
  • and after all the totally not safe for work stuff he would cuddle you 
  • your back against his chest while he’s tangling his legs around your body
  • or chest to chest so you could look into each others eyes 
  • loves to express how much he loves you in so many ways: 
  • “Please be careful”
  • “Don’t forget to eat and drink baby”
  • “I saw a cute dog today and thought about you” 
  • “Would you like to take a nap with me?”
  • all in all he’s a great boyfriend, funny, caring, sometimes a bit clumsy, a literal sunshine with sugar daddy vibes 
  • seriously 
  • he would never ever let you down 
  • very supportive 
  • “Follow your dreams baby, I’ll be there cheering for you” 
  • he’s very kind and polite
  • your parents would love him 
  • “Jongin, I really like you but I got a question. You’d never hurt my little birdie, right?” 
  • “Never, Sir!” 
  • “Then why is her / his neck full of violet marks?”
  • wooops
  • good luck explaining this, Kim
Bts reaction to your naturally curly hair:

Anon requested: Hello darling! Hope you are doing fine! ;) could I request maybe BTS reaction to seeing you first time in curled hair (your natural hair), because you hate it so much that you straighten it non stop so they even didn’t know that you have curly hair. I don’t know it makes sense, but it’s my personal problem. Having curly hair is hell.

Another request that took too long to get done. Thankfully that was the end of it, I am sorry for taking too long, it’s kinda a bit short as well. Thank you anon for the request, btw I have long, overly wavy hair too, but I haven’t straightened it in like 4 years, too lazy. I feel you tho, enjoy :)

Originally posted by eatupbangtan

“Oh my God you look so pretty, come here, let me take pictures” he is going to keep talking about it all day, telling you to keep this look on because he loves it.


Originally posted by jjks

“There is something different about you today…” he is going to say, not exactly being able to tell what. So when you casually say you don’t have your hair straightened, he’ll look dumbfounded while having an internal struggle like why does she straighten it when it looks this gold.


Originally posted by jiminrolls

“Come here and give oppa a hug” but it’s actually just a lame excuse to play with your hair, he will shamelessly ask you to keep it this way as long as he is around, because you look x100 more gorgeous naturally.

Rap monster:

Originally posted by taehyyungs

When you looked not so confident with your look, namjoon noticed and pulled you in for a passionate kiss, not caring who the hell is in the room, “Just look how perfect my jagiya is!”


Originally posted by chimtae

“No you can’t be the pretty one in this relationship” he screams while dramatically dropping to the ground, wailing in demand for you to stop blinding him with your beauty and you be like chill man it’s just hair. He put two and two together pretty quickly and put up this act to give you more confidence in your hair.


Originally posted by mayfifolle

“Wait here” and then disappeared. No goodbye or anything. He just took one look at you and ran the opposite direction. But when he came back he had loads of hair clips and bunny ears like you look so cute I couldn’t waste this opportunity.


Originally posted by jeonify

Probably the only member to find it breathtakingly sexy. Biting his lips as he approached you, he pushed your hip into his and whispered in your ear how beautiful you look and that he can’t keep his hands or eyes off you if you keep doing this to him

amoralamusement  asked:

Hello, I always enjoy the work on this Tumblr. It's informative, interesting, and satisfying. Anyway, being an Ne dom like yourself, do you have any tips to not be overwhelmed by Ne a.k.a. How to Train Your Ne? I admit there are times when the ideas are buzzing and I yearn for stimulation then I become drained to the point of being physically tired.

Good timing, since I was just reading about Si-grips last night and realizing I basically live in one six months out of the year. :P

I’m not sure exactly what you mean, so I’ll cover all the bases I can think of.

There’s pretty much four stages in my life:

Ne-dom Extraordinaire: this is when you are the unbeatable monarch in your field, when you are on such a roll that not only do you finish your project ahead of the damn deadline, you went ahead and did sixteen other magnificent things that day too, just because your brain was on such a rush of SO MANY IDEAS. For example: you felt good about finishing your essay, so you wrote six movie reviews, four e-mails, 26 blog posts, and worked on your book to boot. And then you went to bed with a smile on your face because damn, I’m so fine.

Ne-dom Uninspired: this is when you feel “meh.” Not awesomesauce, not the lowest of the low, just plain MEH. Meh for a Ne-dom equals: semi-bored, semi-uninspired, semi-annoyed about it. Now, a sane person on this day goes and watches 24 episodes of ALIAS in a row to chill. Me, I FORCE myself to be ‘creative.’ And because I’m generally good at what I do, it comes out fine. Not knock your socks off stupendous, not awful, not even average, just fine. But it feels like dragging my brain through a cheese grater and I go to bed mad that my Ne-brain was lazy as hell today. Like, it’s supposed to be AMAZING all the time!!! What’s up with this?!

Ne-dom Bored-as-Hell: generally, this happens when your life is stagnant, or you are stuck on the same god-awful project for weeks, or your friends have not spoken to you in days, and you are so bored you can hardly stand it, but NOTHING appeals to you. You crave something, but don’t know what it is. You drag yourself through the work / school day like a fish on dry land, you scope the depths of depression, you maybe force yourself to do stuff, but it’s a clear indication that your Ne is STARVING TO DEATH. You must feed it. How? That’s up to you. Get in the car and drive. Go hang out with someone. Start learning something new. Read a book that you know you’ll hate, and blow your own mind by loving it. Try something totally, radically different.

Don’t be like me, and dye your hair purple and cut into a punk rock style. Although, God knows I looked adorable.

Ne-dom Work-a-Holic: also known as tunnel vision, also known as inferior Si grip, also known as the perfect way to make yourself exhausted at the end of the day. Picture a nice normal Ne being a freight train barreling through a tunnel at 976 miles per hour. Now picture a peasant maiden (or peasant lad, if that’s you’re thing) running out onto the tracks, and holding it in place for about 15 hours. It grinds to a halt, its wheels start to smoke, and the peasant maiden/lad is inching forward at, oh, about 6 miles per hour. Fast by her standards, slow by yours. Now imagine that’s what happens to your Ne, when you develop tunnel vision. All that power, going nowhere fast. Imagine the tremendous energy that just ground to a halt. The creeping subconscious despair of the engineer. You are both the peasant maiden/lad and the freight train. See the problem? You are ripping yourself apart. How’s that peasant maiden/lad going to feel at the end of the day?

Yup. Exhausted.

Now, what if that peasant maiden does this day after day for about a week?

Exhausted. Mental exhaustion, from holding back the train, forcing Ne to stay on one topic, or focus on “boring” things for days on end. Where’s the fun? Where’s the zany? Where’s the sarcasm and jokes and random connections? Hello, inferior Si. Obsessive compulsive, aren’t you? Fixated. BAD.

How to Train Your Ne:

1) Give yourself permission to stick to one idea for awhile.

I get it. You will have thousands of great ideas in a single lifetime, or maybe even a week. If you follow all of them right now, you will never finish anything. Do what I do: think about them, ponder them, don’t let them get too developed, and write down the ones you want to hold onto, put them in a jar, and… walk away with the biggest, shiniest, most exciting idea you just had. The others will keep. Let them stew in their juices. Focus on THIS IDEA.

2) Reward yourself for finishing things.

If you want to accomplish something, give your Ne what it wants – a challenge, and a reward. I used to motivate myself through “boring” tasks by setting time deadlines and writing like a bat out of hell, or dividing the task up into separate shorter parts that I can cross off after I do them. That shows me I am making progress. Right now, I’m sitting next to a half-crossed-off list of chapters in my book, which I am proof-reading / editing. Each time a pink line goes through someone’s name, I know I’m THIS MUCH CLOSER to finishing. THIS MUCH CLOSER to starting a NEW project. THIS MUCH CLOSER TO THAT PIECE OF CHOCOLATE I PROMISED MYSELF.


3) Accept that you cannot be at 110% all the time.

This may be hard for you to hear, but you’re a normal human being. You need sleep. You need rest. You need food. You need days off, and dates, and to go places, and be with people, and do things other than your job or your school or writing or whatever it is that occupies 90% of your time. Those normal things that a sensor can do without much fuss, wear you out. Tedious details wear you out. Planning wears you out. Keeping track of things wears you out. The temptation when this happens is to under-estimate what you, as a low Si, needs – which is a break. You tend to way overestimate what you can do in a single week, and sometimes you get way too much on your plate… so, if you know about things in advance that are going to “drain” your Ne, because it requires other, lower functions to be heavily used in your stack, plan to limit your interaction with those functions in excess of your responsibilities.

In other words, if you (me) have to do a bunch of tedious line-editing at work, it is not a good idea for me to come home and do… a bunch of tedious line-editing on my novel at the same time. That’s all Te/Si stuff.

Ne-stuff is… new ideas, new people, new philosophies, reading things that excite your mind and imagination and help you see things in a different way, or watching something new, or going somewhere where you can just be yourself. Your Ne cannot run on full power all the time, especially when you’re trying to hold back the freight train – so give yourself permission to take time off.

4) Pace yourself.

This piggybacks on the above, but as a Ne-dom, you way over-estimate how much you can do physically. Things like going places, driving for hours, being in crowds, walking long distances, etc., are tiring to someone with minimal sensing. Ne-doms need down time, to process their experiences. You are an introverted extrovert. Remember that, and give yourself down time. Try not to be out and about 24/7. But don’t stay home all the time either. That’s a cesspool of Ne-draining boredom waiting to happen.

5) Either do it right now or write it down.

My usual pattern is: get a good thought about 10pm. Then springboard into another idea. Then zip over that way for more ideas. I lay there, staring at the ceiling, telling myself to go to sleep, while thinking about everything I should talk about, investigate, or do in the morning. By morning, of course, either the ideas are all gone or I have lost any motivation to do them. Some of my best work is from dropping everything and doing it RIGHT NOW. Strike while the iron is hot, my dander is up, whatever. Some of my best short stories or articles came from getting up at 5am and pounding the keyboard. So, do it NOW… or write it down. If you write it down, you won’t have to try and remember it (also a chore for Ne).

The best things you can do for your Ne are the following:

  • Accept that this is who I am, and it’s okay.
  • Realize that mundane or tedious tasks drain your Ne
  • Let your mind wander
  • Give yourself permission to fantasize
  • Reward periods of the mundane with fun activities
  • Never let a week go by without planning something ‘fun’
  • Stimulate yourself with constant NEW things (books, movies, music)
  • Read a wide variety of things on a continual basis
  • Give yourself challenges and deadlines to beat
  • Make sure they are SHORT-TERM (you cannot stay too long)
  • Always have something in the immediate future to look forward to

Hope that helps.

(This week on tumblr has been DULL. Is it just me or is it dead?! Thank God for a new Doctor Who tomorrow! I need me some NEW Capaldi + Bill Potts. I totally want to be her best friend and hang out in space and eat blue cubes together.)

- ENFP Mod

Narrados en una canción (P. 2)
  • ARIES: Houdini - Foster The People

Rise above going to start the war
What you want, what you need,
What’d you come here for?
Well, an eye for an eye
And an ‘F’ for fight
They’re taking me down as a prisoner’s riot

I’ve got shackles on, my words are tied
Fear can make you compromise
Lights turned up, it’s hard to hide
Sometimes I want to disappear

Focus on your ability
Focus on your ability
Now focus on your ability
Focus on your ability

  • TAURO: The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I’m not doing anything

I’m going to kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody’s going to tell me I can’t

Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl,
Have some really nice sex
And she’s going to scream out
This is great
-Oh my god, this is great-

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can

  • GÉMINIS: Chandelier - Sia

Party girls don’t get hurt
Can’t feel anything, when will I learn?
I push it down, push it down
I’m the one for a good time call
Phone’s blowing up, ringing my doorbell
I feel the love, I feel the love

I’m going to swing from the chandelier
From the chandelier
I’m going to live like tomorrow doesn’t exist
Like it doesn’t exist
I’m going to fly like a bird through the night
Feel my tears as they dry
I’m going to swing from the chandelier
From the chandelier

But I’m holding on for dear life
Won’t look down, won’t open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light
Because I’m just holding on for tonight
Help me, I’m holding on for dear life
Won’t look down, won’t open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light
Because I’m just holding on for tonight
On for tonight

  • CÁNCER: One Way Or Another - Blondie

One way or another I’m going to find you
I’m going to get you, get you, get you, get you
One way or another I’m going to win you
I’m going to get you, get you, get you, get you
One way or another I’m going to see you
I’m going to meet you, meet you, meet you, meet you
One day maybe next week, I’m going to meet you
I’m going to meet you, I’ll meet you 

I’ll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all, find out who you call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food
Get lost in the crowd 

  • LEO: Primadonna Girl - Marina And The Diamonds

Primadonna girl, yeah,
All I ever wanted was the world,
I can’t help that I need it all,
The primadonna life, the rise and fall,
You say that I’m kinda difficult,
But it’s always someone else’s fault,
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe,
You can count on me to misbehave…

Primadonna girl,
Would you do anything for me?,
Buy a big diamond ring for me?,
Would you get down on your knees for me?,
Pop that pretty question right now baby…

Beauty queen on a silver screen,
Living life like I’m in a dream,
I know I’ve got a big ego,
I really don’t know why it’s such a big deal, though…

  • VIRGO: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Green Day

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don’t know where it goes
But it’s home to me and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I’m the only one and I walk alone
I walk alone I walk alone
I walk alone and I walk

My shadow’s the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that’s beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I’ll walk alone

  • LIBRA: Pretty Hurts - Beyoncé

Pretty hurts
Shine the light on whatever’s worse
Perfection is the disease of a nation
Pretty hurts
Shine the light on whatever’s worse
Tryna fix something
But you can’t fix what you can’t see
It’s the soul that needs the surgery

Just another stage
Pageant the pain away
This time I’m gonna take the crown
Without falling down, down

Ain’t no doctor or therapeutic that can take the pain away
The pain’s inside
And nobody frees you from your body
It’s the soul that needs surgery
It’s my soul that needs surgery
Plastic smiles and denial can only take you so far
And you break when the paper signs you in the dark
You left a shattered mirror
And the shards of a beautiful girl

  • ESCORPIO: Don’t Cry - Guns N’ Roses

Don’t you cry tonight
I still love you, baby
Don’t you cry tonight
Don’t you cry tonight
There’s a heaven above you baby
And don’t you cry tonight

Give me a whisper
And give me a sigh
Give me a kiss before you tell me goodbye
Don’t you take it so hard now
And please don’t take it so bad
I’ll still be thinking of you
And the times we had, baby

And please remember that I never lied
And please remember how I felt inside
Now honey, you got to make it your own way
But you’ll be alright now, sugar
You’ll feel better tomorrow
Come the morning light now baby 

  • SAGITARIO: West Coast - Lana Del Rey

Down on the West Coast
They got a saying:
“If you’re not drinking, then you’re not playing”
But you’ve got the music
You’ve got the music in you, don’t you?

You push it hard I pull away
I’m feeling hot and on fire
I guess that no one ever really
Made me feel that much higher
Te deseo cariño, boy it’s you I desire
Your love, your love, my love

I can see my baby swinging
His Parliament’s on fire
And his hands are up on the balcony
And I’m singing oh baby, oh baby, I’m in love
I can see my sweet boy swaying
He’s crazy y cubano como yo my love
On the balcony and I’m saying
Move baby, move baby, I’m in love…

  • CAPRICORNIO: Viva La Vida - Coldplay

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing:
“Now the old king is dead, long live the king”

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain
I know Saint Peter won’t call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

  • ACUARIO: Imagine - John Lennon

Imagine all the people
Living for today…
Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do

Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace…

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world…

  • PISCIS: Some Nights - FUN

Some nights I stay up
Cashing in my bad luck
Some nights I call it a draw
Some nights I wish that my lips
Could build a castle
Some nights I wish they’d just fall off

That’s alright, I found a martyr in my bed tonight
Stopped my bones
From wondering who I, who I am, who I and who am I?

Well some nights, I wish that this all would end
Because I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, I’m scared you’ll forget me again
Some nights, I always win, I always win


Yoongi; me you, you me

❝i immediately wanted to write something when I saw this photo because LOOK AT THAT BOY. /also, this is for Isabella who casually called out to fight me but I suck at pairings so whatever k/ the-storyweaver
► 977 words | mini scenario, smalltown!au
/smalltown!Yoongi might be a thing i don’t know blame Isabella for this shit

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as exciting as it sounds though, strangely I don’t feel any more excited than I usually am. I guess i’m growing used to this… too used to this…

anyhoo, I’m too lazy to draw anything properly today but I AM thinkin about improving some of my hex hunter designs, such as this boy

so basically imagine I am all of me playing over an episode of diners drive-ins and dives and that’s H11-AR0′s new design

god dammit

i just wrote a novel text post update and i got up for two minutes and it disappeared ¡🆒!

summary cuz i’m a lazy fuck. have an abscess on my armpit- painful, fucking sucks. Hopefully is drained tomorrow or will see doc

Outdoor running makes me lean out so much more than any other cardio (tf)

Rewatched s3 of thrones, reignited my passion for Daenerys

was feeling sad about my body lately but not as bad today

realized im a dress girl, fuck pants


Sometimes life gets so hectic and busy that we feel like we never get anything done, and we start feeling lazy because no matter what we do it feels like there’s always a thousand and one things to get done at any given time and oh my god why can’t I catch up!?

But sometimes it’s important to remind yourself of what you have gotten done, no matter how small the accomplishment might be.

That’s what I’m going to work on this year. Even if I only get one thing done in a day, at least I did something. 

No more of this “god I feel so lazy” mentality.

Less “I never get anything done” and more “Look at what I did”.   

Sick nights, lost files

Summary: Dan is sick, but still adamant on finishing up some paper work. He ends up deleting some important files. Guess who comes to the rescue?

A/n: inspired by the fact that I lost all the files in my USB drive the day I had to pass up an assignment. Lolz. And sorry for the bad writing hahaha

“Where’re those files…” Dan mumbled. “where are they…” He clicked on multiple folders, blindly searching for the document he needed to complete the paper work. The fact that his vision was blurry due to the heat flushing through his body didn’t really help much in his frantic search.

“No.. They were here yesterday..” Dan muttered to himself. At this point, he was really sick. Heat was traveling across his whole body and he was quite delirious in the head. “AHHHHH!” Dan yelled at the screen in front of him, balling his fists up and slamming it on the keyboard below him.

A flashing image appeared on the screen, notifying Dan that he just started formatting his memory stick (or anything else you prefer to call them). Before Dan could react, all the files were gone.

“No.. No… No… No.. This.. No..” Dan whispered, instantly regretting his frustration. After minutes of frantic clicking and searching, he gave up and slumped onto the table, crying into his hands. Fumbling with his phone, he decided to dial Phil’s number.

“P-Phil..” Dan croaked out, as soon as Phil picked up the phone.

“Dan?” Phil’s voice came over the line. “Oh my god Dan what happened? I told you to go to bed and get some rest! What did you do Dan? Oh no oh no oh no.”

“I.. Work.. Before you came back..” Dan muttered sleepily. “I’m sick, Phil.. ”

“Hang on okay I’m just around the corner, I’m running back!” Phil yelled into the phone and hung up, running for the last few blocks. He ran up the stairs to their apartment, and hurriedly flung off his shoes.

“Dan?” Phil yelled.

After a long flight of stairs, he found Dan in the office, cheeks as flushed as a ripe tomato and temperature burning as hot as Hades’s chair.

“Oh Dan, what were you thinking?” Phil ran over to him. “Come on, let’s go down. You need to get into bed.” Phil propped Dan up, and proceeded to drag him down to his room.

“I wanted to finish the paper work before you came back,” Dan giggled. The fever made him delirious, and Phil couldn’t help but laughed at the sight of Dan. “Oh no.” Dan’s voice became small, as he suddenly remembered something. “I c-can’t.. I.. Phil.. I accidentally deleted all the files..”

“You what?”

“I’m sorry I’m sorry,” Dan whimpered as Phil tucked him into his bed.

“Shhh. I’ll be right back okay?” Phil left the room and returned minutes later with a bowl of water and a flannel in one hand, and a glass of water and pills in the other.

“Come on, Dan, sit up for a while. You need to take some pills. You’re burning, for goodness sake Dan!” Phil gently poked Dan at the ribs to make him sit up. Dan swallowed the pill with much difficulty, whining all the time. After tucking him in, Phil decided that he’d have to go up and try to recover the lost files. Just as he was about to leave the room, Dan’s sick voice called out to him.

“Phil?” Dan called out timidly. “Can.. Can you stay here with me?”

Phil’s eyes widened. “Really?” Dan had never been one that needed company and Phil was surprised that Dan asked Phil to stay with him. It was kinda funny, actually.

“Yes.. I’m sick Phil. Come here” Dan whined.

“Okayyyyyyy….” Phil drawled out, and sat on the bed cautiously as to not disturb Dan in his duvets. Suddenly he felt Dan snuggle his cheeks against his jeans and an arm lazily draped across his legs. “Whoa Dan.” Phil laughed. This was going to be an uncomfortable night because he’d have to sleep in a sitting position while Dan had limbs draped across his body.

“Night Philly.” The heat was seriously getting to Dan’s head. “Thanks for being my best friend.”

Phil looked down at the sick figure snuggling next to him and laughed. He dabbed the flannel with water and continued to wipe Dan’s forehead with the wet cloth.


Dan woke up the next morning, feeling slightly dazed but otherwise very much better than last night. “Phil…..?” He croaked, hoping that Phil would hear him from the next room.

No answer.

Dan sighed and got out of the covers reluctantly. Just as he was about to stand on his wobbly legs, Phil came bursting in with breakfast and some medicine on a tray.

“Good morning Dan!” Phil sang cheerily. “I see you’re feeling so much better today!”

“Oh god, I was so sick yesterday, wasn’t I?” Dan groaned. “And oh god! I deleted all the files yesterday!” He groaned even louder, as he realized what he had done. “Oh no, Phil oh no, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to, it was an accident, I was so frustrated, and I just -”

“Relax, Dan. I may be slow and lazy like a tortoise, but I’m not a tortoise,” Phil winked and sat beside Dan after playing the tray on his bed side table. “I just finished the paperwork this morning don’t worry, ok?”

“What does tortoise have to do with it?” Dan asked incredulously.

“You ungrateful brat,” Phil shook his finger at Dan. “You don’t even thank me for repairing your mistakes?”

Dan rolled his eyes at Phil. Ahhh, Dan was back to his normal sarcastic self today. “Thank you Phil, seriously,” Dan said, and extending a hand to shake hands with Phil. Phil swatted his hand away and laughed. “But how did you restore the files?”

“There’s something called Google, Dan.”

“Oh and I seem to recall, Danny,” Phil started, trying to sound nonchalant. “That you really wanted me to stay with you because you’re afraid that the sick fairies would attack you and leave some pills under your pillow?”

“I said that?” Dan asked, a horrifying look placing itself on his face. Phil decided to frame up that mental image for future use when he needed a laugh.

“Oh you said a lot more,” Phil winked as he got up to leave Dan’s room. “You confessed your undying love for me, you know? I’m so flattered.”

“I might be sick, but I definitely do not remember confessing any undying love to anyone,” Dan laughed and aimed a pillow at Phil.

“True, I was just joking, about the confession part,” Phil said jokingly. “But the part where you insisted I stayed with you, nope, that’s no exaggeration.”

“Oh no… Did I really do that.” Dan groaned. This would forever be a topic to laugh about between them. Dan was never one for expressing his love through hugs and stuff, and the fact that he made Phil stay with him throughout the night meant that he was seriously sick. They had accompanied each other often enough, but it was different. Dan never made Phil stay, they just accompanied each other until one decided to go back to his room. so last night proved to be a first, where Dan actually pulled on Phil’s hands and made him stay.

“Admit it Daniel, you’ve always wanted to hug me in your sleep. Yesterday was an excuse for your dream to come true,” Phil said in a posh voice, posing at the door frame.

“I hate you Phil!” Dan tossed a pillow into the face of a laughing Phil.


I’ve been dealing with my own problems and far too lazy and in my feelings to go on tumblr, vid or watch anything other than soap operas. But I remembered today was The Flash. I totally forgot about the kiss. I would like to thank my parents for having me, the writers for those WA scenes, Candice and Grant for the fabulous acting, God and Jesus, whoever shot that 360 kiss (yes camera man you were not messing around), snowbunnies for those reactions, and most of all WestAllen shippers because you guys always make me laugh. Especially when I’ve been having a horrible year so far. Now your reactions give me LIFE. Now I may not know you guys personally but IDC, I still love you ❤️😘.


Domestic af. I just see this and I think:

Clarke: So what do you want to do today?

Lexa: Ughh nothing I’m just feeling so lazy can we hang out at home?

Clarke: God yes I was hoping you’d say that b/c my people have been giving me a headache. I’d love to relax and do some drawing-

Lexa: Ok! (yells) Titus! More candles!

*45 minutes and 40 candles later*

Clarke: Lex

Lexa: …

Clarke: Lexa

Lexa (quietly): Hm

Clarke: Leeeexa

Lexa *looks up*: What is it, Clarke!?

Clarke: Watcha readin’?