god i cannot deal

every bioware animation
  • back of the head scratch
  • a character shaking their head in disbelief or disgust with hand on their forehead, looking down
  • that kiss animation used since origins and in every mass effect game where they very slowly go in, hesitate, bop their heads around, and really go in for the kiss 
  • when a character, usually female, talks and puts their two hands in front of them like a robot and shakes them to illustrate their point
  • a character leans back on one leg with their arms loose
  • the exit-stage-right an NPC does after a conversation ends
  • angry limp wrist pointing
  • neck/collar bone scratch 
  • a slow crossing of the arms in times of suspicion
  • that punch animation 
  • drinking alcohol and violently shaking head
  • a character gives a half smile with an eyebrow raised
  • pointing behind with thumb, body turns very slightly
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Production Draft of QAF 5x11 - The most precious thing in the world

I saw somebody in the asexual tag saying that heteroromantic asexuals are straight and don’t belong in the lgbt+ community and saying that it was so sad the ace community wasn’t used as a tool to talk about sexual abuse

and then claiming they could do this because they “used to think they were asexual”

I used to think I was a lesbian. does that give me the right to completely invalidate lesbians and tell them that they don’t deserve a community unless it can be used as a tool? no. absolutely not.

and in what universe does anybody have the right to do that to another human being?

concept: nagito being really into hickeys. like after any kind of make out session or sexual activity, he leaves hajime covered with them. they’re everywhere. they’re on his hips, his thighs, his chest, absolutely anywhere you can think of. just name any part of his body and i bet hajime had or currently has one or two hickeys there already.

bonus: nagito isn’t just into hickeys sexually, he also likes to leave them in a sort of affectionate manner. just to show hajime that he’s there and that he believes in him, you know? like hajime will be completely exhausted from studying for his upcoming exams. he’ll be fed up with his parents nagging him about his grades even though he’s got the best ones in his class. he’ll also have mountains of homework to do after he’s done studying. oh, and did i mention he’s running on two hours of sleep and seven red bulls mixed with orange juice? god, he’ll be lucky if he gets any sleep in the next three days let alone that night. he’ll be beyond ready to throw in the towel and will be at the absolute brink of insanity and possibly kidney failure because of all that red bull jesus christ hajime how are you still alive. but then he’ll feel the oh so familiar lips of his boyfriend nagito pressing gentle kisses along his jawline from behind. nagito will be giggling and whispering sweet words of encouragement to hajime while he begins to leave a tiny yet definitely noticeable hickey just below his ear. and before he knows it, hajime is smiling like an idiot and is already onto his dreaded math homework.

like i really fucking hate that “616 civil war was tony’s fault” is the prominent narrative…….: holy soapsjjdkslangauosjdnsk jkslakshjskamsbdnek jskaldjdksksmk holy shit like…….. the event is old as shit… and that’s how it’s going down in history…. as Tony Stark’s Fault……. and the only fucken in-character thing about this is tony just GOING WITH IT, SHUTTING UP AND TAKING THAT BLAME holy god damn SHIT i cannot DEAL WITH THIS IM TOO STRESSED OUT

Aldrich Faithful

Aldrich/Reader. bone the slippery tube dude. rated B&W for Bad and Weird


It’s true with any occupation: a job well done deserves an accolade.

You’ve heard tales of dubious veracity and far-flung rumors – a special few, chosen for their hard work and dedication or, sometimes, solely for their beauty, invited to the white chambers of your lord.

The details of the visit and the nature of the reward vary greatly. Some supposedly receive trinkets, some leave with armor forged with skill beyond human ability, some receive lifelong blessings of health and youth. There are those that have claimed receiving favors of a far more carnal nature.

And, going even farther into the domain of the fantastic, were the tales of some having been eaten (“Flesh must taste all the sweeter if it belongs to you,” they said). This is patently false, you think. After all, who could stomach a mortal man after devouring gods? But it was undeniable that some Faithfuls left in the night and never returned.

Keep reading

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Day 1 of my tongue split.

First of all, yes. Yes it does hurt. I had my tongue cut and stitched.

Second, there is an unspeakable amount of saliva being produced in my mouth. I’m co constantly spitting it out. And by constantly, I mean every few seconds my mouth is again full.

The procedure was extremely professional and I was really impressed with the amount of information provided to me, especially covering'worst case scenarios’, what to expect, what I could possibly expect etc etc.

At the moment I can feel these types of pain:
Where it was cut
Where the stitches are
Where the clamps were
My glands in my throat
General tongue ache

The pain came on and it was very intense and unbearable, but it came in waves of fuck me this is fucking painful, and moved on to dear god I cannot deal with this what the fuck.
It burns and stings and hurts.

My tongue is not as swollen as expected. Perhaps this is due to following samppas instructions and taking arinca pills.

I have to spoon the soup I pre-made (blended) into the back of my throat, which I made myself eat a good amount so I could take pain killers.

Parts of my tongue are numb, as he said can happen. This will clear up within 2ish months or maybe not.

So much more happened, but I’m tired and sore and going to attempt sleep.

Really thank ful for Michelle for coming and taking these pics. Who I cannot seem to tag and I’m sorry.

Before the procedure I was very very nervous. And scared. I wasn’t sure why. It wasn’t anything to do with possibly not wanting it done. I think it is just such a change.

Anyway. I’m very very very happy.

So much saliva.

YA’LL I LITERALLY DON’T CARE THAT I AM SICK. I DON’T CARE THAT THERE IS NOTHING TO EAT IN MY HOUSE

BECAUSE LIN MANUEL MIRANDA IS DOING THE KINGKILLER CHRONICLES. I MEAN GOD ALMIGHTY. HOLY SHIT

I LITERALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH ANYTHING RN.

LIKE. YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE GOOD.

AND THE MUSIC. T H E M U S I C.

I’M LITERALLY GOING TO DIE BECAUSE I’LL FINALLY HERE TINKER TAILOR. FELURIANS UNEARTHLY SOUND. ALL OF IT.

I’M GOING TO DIE

im not trying to be dramatic but i honest to god cannot deal with any more storylines about noora/noorhelm. this is SANA’S season yet it feels like noora’s season 2.0 with some sana stuff thrown in. i am so tired. i expected SO much from this. so much more. after the masterpiece that season 3 was, i expected so much more.
and i was let down. at this point i’m just waiting for the season to finally end so i can move on with my life and wont feel sad, disappointed and upset about it anymore.

STAN: He doesn’t look at me like *that*.

STAN: You guys are making shit up again.

STAN: Seriously, we’re friends.

STAN: I don’t know where you’re getting this whole-

KYLE: Oh my GOD, okay!

KYLE: I cannot *deal* with this absolute tomfuckery any longer!

KYLE: Stan, you’re an absolutely dense shithead!

KYLE: Oh shit.

KYLE: Shit, dude, I.

STAN:

KYLE: I gotta go.