god i can't stop watching this


Holy shit


Cool goblin, cute goblin, crazy goblin, shy goblin, sad goblin,cheeky goblin, dumb goblin, ahjumma goblin, smile goblin. All make a great Goblin.

Next time you feel down, always remember this scene… You’ll probably still feeling blue but at least you’ll be turned on.

every Ghost Adventures episode
  • Zak: *talks for 12 minutes about the history of the place*
  • *a shit ton of overly dramatic death re-enactments*
  • Aaron: *gets involved in the festivities or tourism of the location and puts the camera down*
  • Nick: *turns camera to his face* look at me, I'm a professional, I'm still recording!
  • Zak: Okay, time to investigate this old building. I'm gonna be wearing this mask, not because I'm a pussy, but just because I have asthma
  • Zak: Aaron, go investigate in that room by yourself
  • Aaron, in the room by himself: *gets spooked, followed by a close up of him making that surprised face :o * OH MY GOD DUDE
  • Zak: *hears voices/sees figures, followed by a whole minute of him cursing*
  • Billy: *gets pulled into the damn shadow realm and the other guys have to rescue him*
  • Zak: *explains in great detail during the voiceover why something is or isn't a paranormal entity, while replaying it 50 times*

so the us might get nuked by korea any day now, food prices are skyrocketing, everything’s prices are skyrocketing

and i just got told by the landladies that there is a very real chance both they and i (their renter) have a high chance of being eminent domained off the property we all live on

it’s like life looked at me and said ‘you clearly don’t have enough reasons to be terrified right now, lemme fix that’

i have no idea what i’m going to do if it happens

i have no paying job, i take care of my elderly mother full time so she doesn’t have to go to a shitty nursing home that’ll kill her in two days by not following her strict diet or mixing up her meds (experience talking here nursing homes are dickensian bullshit in my state unless you can afford a private one and even those aren’t that great)

we pay way less than one would normally pay for rent bc i do other things for the landladies like watch their dog and stuff there’s no way we can afford to live anywhere else in this shitty fucking state

we have no family to turn to anymore no friends that have any way to help 

we don’t even have a damn car to live in anymore

i just wanna scream and never fucking stop right now

I can't watch reality TV shows anymore. I don't know what's changed, but overnight I stopped fucking with them. It's boring and honestly, I can't relate to any of the storylines plus I feel like it gives a bad reflection on my community.

Grown women, 47 years old, still fucking around with waste men and throwing drinks at other women. God forbid I continue to let that nonsense into my frequency. If I’m not leaving the program with something insightful, then I’m not watching it.


♫ Right now, we’re angry and sad
It’s our right to get righteously mad
At every member of the opposite sex
Oh god, we hate them!
Let’s not distinguish between them at all
Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements ♫ 

Fatherly Bruce Wayne
  • <b> Bruce:</b> "Tim help me with this remote."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> Jason stop singing Narcissistic Cannibal every goddam time! You're making my ears bleed!"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "What is a twerk?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Dick, stop wiggling your butt."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Tim the TV is not working."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "I can't leave this page."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Jason stop trying to take my mouse. Just tell me where to go."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "I AM PRESSING THE RED BUTTON."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "TIM, LEAVE JASON AND I TO THIS OKAY?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Damian, getting into fights at school is unacceptable. I understand that-"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Um, excuse me Damian. Come back here."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Damian Wayne! Come back here this instant!"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "I'm counting to three! One, two, why isn't this working?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Dick, counting to three doesn't work, no more parenting advices from you."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "What do you mean it only works on toddlers and little kids?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Jason, how young is too young to have the 'talk'?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "No no no I'm not giving it to you- wait, I never gave it to you."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Shit I never told any of my kids the talk."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Alfred, get the kids to the sitting room now."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "What is that idiot doing?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "The 'Dab'? Why do people do this Jay?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "You look retarded doing that."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "No I'm not doing the dab."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "My phone froze."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Tim, I can't leave the app."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Tim in telling you I can't- OH GOD IM SO SORRY YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Jason, stop calling Damian 'Demon.'"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "My god can you not be difficult for once?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Where are you going Dick?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "You're going out for a run?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "HOW?"
  • <b> Bruce: </b>: "It's a miracle that Dick can run with that ass."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Damian, can you get me the papers."
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Damian I said Papers! Not this printer!"
  • <b> Bruce: </b> "Well I'm glad he broke it was useless."
  • <b> Add more if you like?</b>

anonymous asked:

Did you already hear about the interview that said there will be no romantic klance in canon? (But they will learn to respect each other, soo platonic klance all the way.) First, I was really sad but in the end it just means we have to stick to fanon and I guess that's nice too. The show's still great.

I have a feeling that my answer to this will not be what people would have expected from me :P But believe me when I say this: I never expected them to become canon.

See, I am not shipping two characters because they are “likely to become canon” or whatever. I’m here because I love them as standalone characters and because I freaking adore their interactions. Their bickering gives me life. Their honest and tender moments make me smile so hard that my cheeks hurt. In a sense I just want them to be happy and spend more time together, I want to watch their relationship develop and see them to grow up. I just- I love seeing them together and I love having the freedom to put them into AUs and non-canon situations and imagine how they’d act there. 

Fandom and canon are two things that have always been separate for me. There is a reason why I always put “this is a joke” or “don’t take this as serious proof” in the tags when I make a klance post. I am reluctant to reblog posts with explicit “proof” of them becoming canon because people here like to blur the line between fandom and canon and that will leave them disappointed one way or another. 

This show is not about romance and these characters are not our characters, no matter how much we love them. This show is about saving the universe, about learning that black-and-white mentality is damaging, about friendship and family and teamwork and finding your place in the world through personal struggles. The creators of the show had a message to deliver and they invented amazing characters to get their point across. So amazing, in fact, that people seem to forget constantly that their personal headcanons are not necessarily lining up with those of the creators :P

What I want to say with this is: Shipping is for fun. Fandom is for fun. That’s all I’ve ever seen it as. This interview changed absolutely nothing for me, I will continue to ship them and write for them as I’ve always done. I will continue to scream about their canon interactions and point out things that could be seen in a romantic light. I will keep doing exactly what I’ve been doing all this time because fanon is fanon and canon is canon and these two are completely separate. I love klance with all my heart and nothing will ever change that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

angst sentence starters yay
  • i have used my satan powers to make another one of these, angst list 2.0
  • "You're not welcome here anymore."
  • "Could you tell the truth for once?"
  • "Don't touch me!"
  • "I've always hated you."
  • "Don't go where I can't follow."
  • "N-no... anything b-but that... p-please..."
  • "You sicken me."
  • "Why should I believe you?"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "If you beg I might have mercy on you."
  • "I will kill you slowly and laugh as I watch the light leave your eyes."
  • "I thought you loved me."
  • "Why should I care about you?"
  • "Get away from me!"
  • "I have three months to live."
  • "I don't need your pity."
  • "No... No! NO! STOP!"
  • "I will cut you to pieces bit by bit until there's nothing left."
  • "Go ahead and cry, see if I care."
  • "I'm dying."
  • "You have two months to live."
  • "You don't love me."
  • "Don't think you can escape me."
  • "The buyers will go crazy over you."
  • "I will kill your family and make you watch."
  • "How could anyone love a monster like me?"
  • "Are you drunk again?"
  • "Don't shoot!"
  • "What am I living for anymore?"
  • "I can't... not anymore..."
  • "Pick a god and pray."
  • "Don't bother screaming, no one can hear you."
  • "I will do anything for you."
  • "You killed my family."
  • "It's all your fault."
  • "Disgusting."
  • "Don't forget that I own you."
  • "I can't breathe."
  • "You've been crying haven't you?"
  • "Who could ever love a monster like you?"
  • "I will bring you unimaginable pain until death comes as a blessing."
  • "Let's see... boiling water or red hot iron next..."
  • "Why didn't you tell me about this?"

“What is it?”