god he is so hot idc how old he is he could still get it

anonymous prompted: miss Rachel, would you mind another prompt? :) Kurt (or Blaine idc) going down on the other under the dinner table. I don’t care how you get there or why, just for it to happen :)

Kurt’s been looking forward to this dinner for weeks, and Blaine has been, too, honestly—between work and NYADA they haven’t had much time to actually hang out with both Rachel and Mercedes at once, and Blaine misses them, misses the gossip and petty diva fights. But more than that Blaine also misses Kurt, who’s been just as busy. Blaine even lives with him and still doesn’t see more than a glimpse of his fiancé until the evenings when they both get home too tired to do more than fall asleep until they wake up to do it all over again.

And Blaine is—god, he’s horny, sick of his right hand and lazy early-morning jerks while he waits for the water in their crappy pipes to warm up. He misses Kurt’s mouth, Kurt’s dick, the soreness of a freshly-fucked ass and the slight limp he has to hide the next day.

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here in my arms

cora&law. //// cora doesn’t die AU

It’s snowing, and the cold clings to Law’s bones as he trudges through the piles of snow, towards the next town. He’s tired,and sick, but he does what Cora-san told him to do.

Cora-san promised he’d follow Law later.

And Law trusts Cora-san. Even the colossal fear that shakes him isn’t enough to deter that unquestionable trust.

Cora-san will follow him soon.

   

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Bleach 685 Liveblog

If there are three things this chapter has made me entirely sure of, they are:

1)      If you’re canon in Bleach (or somewhere close to it, a la Ginran), one of you is going to die, and

2)      The chapters are indeed still being written by Kubo himself (because lately who hasn’t been wondering?!) and

3)      Kubo is a certified sadist TM and spends his entire life dreaming up creative ways of making his fandom suffer

You all know the drill by now. Spoilers/incoherency/fangirling below the cut.

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cho-chang  asked:

lily evans :)

ok so. i need to talk abt this girl for a sec bc she is literally my wife. like. i have never been so enamored with a character before. she just. ok. i need to talk. and explain. bc. i can’t breathe rn i love lily evans so much.

so she’s the most bomb ass character i’ve ever seen. no contest. swears like a sailor. smart af. dedicated and hardworking. described as cHEEKY AND VIVACIOUS AND EXTREMELY BRIGHT. LIKE. HOLY FUCK. one of my favourite quotes, courtesy of my boy remus lupin, is that ‘she had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person could not see it themselves’ LIKE HOLY FUCK MY GIRL LILY OUT THERE BEIN NOT PREJUDICED AND SEEING THE BEST IN PEOPLE AND LOVIN EVERYONE AND GENERALLY BEING A BABE. DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT SHE WAS TO REMUS. ‘your mother was there for me at a time when no-one else was. not only was she a singularly gifted witch, but an extraordinarily kind woman’ SO THIS IS ASSUMING THAT LILY WAS THE FIRST TO KNOW ABOUT REMUS’S LYCANTHROPY, EVEN BEFORE JAMES DID. I CAN’T.

AND UNBELIEVABLY KIND R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?? LIKE YOU KNOW LILY EVANS WAS THE GIRL WHO’D BE GIVIN OUT TAMPONS IF YOU WERE IN A PINCH, MADE SURE PEEPS WENT TO THE TOILET IN GROUPS, PRO AT APPLYING LIPSTICK, SPARKLY-EYED, GORGEOUS. SHE WAS THE IT GIRL OF THE YEAR IDC WHAT YOU SAY. YOU KNOW SHE WAS THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THEIR YEAR. AND SHE WAS KIND BUT 100% DIDN’T TAKE SHIT. FEMINIST AF.

AND THIS IS ALL WITH HER OWN SHIT GOIN ON. LIKE. she grew up in a fairly poor town, not v pretty, and she is still born and bred of sunlight. her sister was fuckign consumed by jealousy and aBANDONED her?? completely disregarded lily like she was a mound of trash petunia why. AND LILY STILL STUCK BY HER SISTER, NEVER HELD IT AGAINST HER, BUT STILL REFUSED TO ACCEPT BEING TREATED UNFAIRLY. LIKE. JUST KNOWING THAT THINGS HER SISTER SAID WERE PLAIN WRONG. ‘i’m not a freak, that’s a horrible thing to say’ LIKE NOT EVEN BEIN LIKE ‘ur a bitch’ SHE’S JUST LIKE ‘that’s shitty of you tuney’. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SNAPE. LIKE. GENUINELY BEING FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY, NOT OUT OF PITY, BUT BC SHE WANTED TO BE. SHE WANTED TO BELIEVE THE BEST OF HIM EVEN WHEN HE STARTED MOVING OVER TO THE WRONG SIDE. AND WHEN HE TRIES TO POLICE HER ACTIONS, WHO SHE CAN BE FRIENDS WITH BASED ON HIS OWN SHITTY BIAS, SHE FUCKIGN PUTS HIM IN HIS PLACE. ‘i won’t let you - ‘ ‘let me? let me?’ LIKE SOMETIMES I THINK THAT SNAPE DIDN’T SUFFER ENOUGH BUT THEN I THINK ABOUT THE LOOK ON LILY EVANS FACE WHEN SHE SAID THOSE WORDS. AND SHE IS STRONG ENOUGH TO LET HIM GO, TO RECOGNISE THE TOXICITY OF THE RELATIONSHIP EVEN AFTER SHE’S TRIED TO FIX THINGS ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS FOR THE SAKE OF UNITY.

AND HERE YOU HAVE LILY EVANS, WHO MANAGES TO SASS THE FUCK OUT OF JAMES POTTER, AND EVEN SIRIUS BLACK. LIKE. MY WIFE TAKIN NO SHIT AND BEIN WITTY AF. and she managed to get over her feud with james and recognise that he had grown up and managed to get his head out his ass (as much as i love my son he, like all 15-year-old boys, was a dick). SHE SEES THE GOOD IN HIM AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM LIKE HOLY FUCK. AND SIRIUS. LIKE. YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT SIRIUS WAS CAGEY AF ABT LILY GETTIN CLOSE TO JAMES AT FIRST, BUT THEN LILY PROLLY SAYS SOME SNARKY WISECRACK ABT THE WIERD SISTERS AND SIRIUS IS LIKE. HOLY FUCK SHE’S ACTUALLY REALLY COOL. AND THEN THEY PROBABLY HAD SOME RUN IN WHERE HE MENTIONS THAT HIS FAMILY HATES HIM AND SHE SAYS THAT HER SISTER USED TO BE HER SISTER BUT ISN’T HER SISTER ANYMORE AND THEY BOND OVER THEIR SHITTY FAMILY RELATIONS AND THEN SIRIUS ABSOLUTELY ADORES LILY. LIKE. GIVIN HER PIGGYBACKS. LETTIN HER BRAID HIS HAIR. LETTIN HER BORROW HIS RECORDS. RIDES IN THE MOTORBIKE. AND KEEP IN MIND THAT THESE TWO WERE IN CORRESPONDENCE WHILST LILY WAS IN HIDING. LIKE. THEY CLEARLY HAD A SOLID FRIENDSHIP OUTSIDE OF JAMES AND YET THEY WERE ONE STRONG UNIT. I LOVE EM. THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME.

BASICALLY MY WIFE IS SASSY AF AND COOL AF AND LIKES CATS AND IS HOT AND TOTALLY BI AF LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING. SHE PROBABLY BAKED WITH PETER AND HAD A BOOK CLUB WITH REMUS WHERE THEY DRANK TEA AND BITCHED ABOUT THE TEACHERS AND SHE PROBABLY DRANK WITH SIRIUS AND SNOGGED JAMES POTTER IN CLOSETS WHEN SHE WAS MEANT TO BE ON HEAD GIRL DUTY AND OH MY GOD. I LOVE HER. LOCAL LOVE OF MY LIFE LILY EVANS. I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND ANOTHER THING

send me a character or a ship and i’ll go wild with my opinions