god hates liberals

I FUCKING HATE LIBERALS SO MUCH GOD DAMNIT SOMEONE COULD PROBABLY JUST GO AND SAY THEY WANT TO KILL ALL GAY PEOPLE AND THESE FUCKING CENTRIST SCUMBAGS WOULD DEFEND THEM WHEN CALLED OUT FOR BEING A SHITHEAD GOD DAMNIT I HATE LIBERALS

anonymous asked:

my mom is so against trump that she wont turn on the TV to "give him views"

The liberals are acting like the conservatives did with Obama, except TEN TIMES as extreme.

Like.

FUCK.

GOD I HATE BEING LIBERAL.

me: *sees something rude/edgy/’radical’ on tumblr.com in concern to social issues*

me: I probably agree with you but your approach to this issue echoes the exact same emotionally abusive attitude about things that I’ve been fighting off for 80% of my life, and it exhausts me to even think about it so i physically cannot stand to do much but shudder and scroll past

GOD THE PARTISAN MEDDLER

God’s favorite Congressional representative, Michelle Bachman, has now disclosed why she introduced a bill in the MN state legislature banning same-sex marriage.  God told her to.  The Almighty commanded this the very day the MA Supreme Court ruled that same-sex marriage is constitutional (that pesky “equal protection clause” thing).  According to She-With-the-Pipeline-to-God:

When that happened, I heard the news on my local Christian radio station in Minneapolis, St. Paul and I was devastated. And I took a walk and I just went to prayer and I said Lord, what would you have me do in the Minnesota state senate? And just through prayer I knew that I was to introduce the marriage amendment in Minnesota.

Let’s see.  George W. Bush said God told him to run for president and invade Iraq.  How well did that work out?  How could God be such a bad Advice-Giver?

 A century before that, President William McKinley said God told him to seize the Philippines from the Spanish and “Christianize them.  (The Filipinos were already Catholic, so God must be Protestant, and an intolerant one at that… in addition to being Republican.)    

Indeed, the evidence is overwhelming that God is religiously fundamentalist, politically conservative, and deeply hateful towards gays, lesbians, Muslims, the Qur'an, liberals, secular humanists, single moms, evolutionists, environmentalists, feminists, birth control, climate changers, labor unions (or anyone else who interferes with free enterprise capitalism), absolutely anyone who criticizes the Israeli government… OMG, the list goes on and on!  Oh, and God DEFINITELY hates Obamacare.

The evidence?  The endless parade of conservative politicians and preachers who tell us so. 

Of course, Susan B. Anthony pegged this perfectly back in the day… see her quote at the top of this blog.