god gretchen

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“So what’d it do!?” Mitchell squealed in annoyance, egging Ruthy-Myra to stop stuttering and lay all the details on the table for everyone to enjoy. “It didn’t eat you, it didn’t even smack your bum! So what’d it do!?”
Ruthy-Myra scrambled for the right words, her good ear burning, “N-nothing! It was– it just– alright. It.. it saw me.”
“Obviously?” Mitchell said.
“It walked towards me.”
“Go on? Uh-huh?” Maydeen added, everyone crowding the heroine.
“Y-yeah– so it– it walked… towards me,” she assured. They impatiently nodded. “Then it stared… and… stared and… sssstared?”
“Oh my gods, it stared,” Gretchen whispered in awe like an idiot.
Ruthy-Myra finished it, “… Then it just… went away. Like– it walked over me. And it didn’t say anything.” She swallowed and mumbled, “It seemed really sad.”
“You are sooo lucky,” Gretchen gasped.

- Salem Academy, Andi Spyral

That one there, that’s Bruce Wayne. He is one of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. Wonder Woman sat next to him in english last year. He asked her how to spell orange.
That little one, that’s Lex Luthor. He’s totally rich because his dad invented Lexcorp. Lex knows everybody’s business, he knows everything about everyone. That’s why his hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.
And evil takes human form in Clark Kent. Don’t be fooled because he may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality he’s so much more than that. He’s the queen bee - the star. Those other two are just his little workers.

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Christabel:

“My heart palpitates in great excess with how much I hate you right now.”

Gretchen:

“Just smile and wave, if you draw attention then that Jacques guy is going to find us before we find him.”

Christabel:

“Fuck Jacques Fontaine, and fuck you, these rat hair extensions are itchy, why couldn’t I wear the suit? You know how I feel about this wear.”

Gretchen:

“Oh and you think I’m having a better time at it? This binder is in the process of breaking my top ribs. Besides you just have such a pretty face.”

Christabel:

“Mock me all you want, but you are taking me to a McDonalds after this. They opened one in the central plaza.”

Gretchen:

“Oh God, why do you insist on putting that American garbage into your system. The smoking is bad enough, but the fast food will kill you before the smoke does.”

//Super cool undercover mission work. Aw yes! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

#1. Mean Girls is my shit.
#2. The fact that this meme is:

Mean Girls + One of my favorite parts of the movie (the actual “Oh my God Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!”) + incorporating transman jokes = ALL things that make this hilarious.

Stay (John Laurens x reader)

//tell me if I fucked something up thanks, bergers\
Prompt: “stay” “always”
Triggers: sexual innuendos and fluFF AW 

“John?” You called as you let yourself into his apartment. “Babe, where are you?”

When you didn’t hear a response you make yourself at home and make some english muffins.

A mishap with the peanut butter and a shriek later John comes in with nothing hut a towel on. Damn.

“Should I ask why you have a towel on?” You say glancing him up and down.

“Only if you wanna see what’s under it” he winks.

“Wow. Thats..wow” you joke.

“Im gonna put clothes on. I just wanted to see who was here.” He kisses you ok the cheek and walks to his room.

When he comes back he is wearing some sweatpants and a tee shirt you got him a couple of years ago that says (something).

“You still wear that?” You laugh and tug on his shirt.

“Hell yeah I do! You got it for me!” He says giving you a quick peck on the lips. You beam up at him.

“You wanna watch Netflix?” You suggest. “No Netflix and chill sorry.”

“What do you wanna watch?” He asks

“Mean Girls?”

“That’s so totally fetch!” He mocks Gretchen and flips his hair.

“Oh my god, Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen!” You mock back.

You go to put netflix on while he gets comfortable on the couch. When you go to sit down you see that he is taking up the entire thing.

“You gonna move?” You ask.

“Nope” he responds popping the end. You get what he was getting at so you go to lay down next to him as he puts his arms around your torso. You snuggle in closer.

About 30 minutes into the movie you feel yourself start to drift to sleep.

31 minutes in you are asleep.

~

You wake up at the end of the movie and hear soft snoring from behind you. You start to get up from your spot when John hold you in your place.

“Stay” he says.

“Always” you say.

11x20 coda

The first thing Dean does is punch Chuck. Hard. 

“You son of a bitch,” Dean grates out, and his hand stings, and Chuck–no, God–could snap his fingers and turn him into dog food right then. But he doesn’t. He even has the grace to stumble a bit, working his jaw like the punch actually hurt.

“I deserved that,” God mumbles, and he smiles at Dean and Sam. Smiles! Dean feels like he’s going crazy.

“I’m…I’m, uh, I’m just gonna.” Sam backs away, towards the Impala, eyes as big as saucers. He doesn’t turn his back on Chuck, looking at him with a mixture of awe and deep hurt.

Then Chuck does snap his fingers, and they’re back in the bunker, standing around the war room table.

“Don’t worry, Dean. Baby is in the garage, safe and sound.” Chuck takes a seat and looks at them expectantly. Dean sits, but Sam doesn’t. 

“I prayed to you,” Sam says, voice breaking. “I thought I was hearing you, and then it was just Lucifer, fucking with me again. We needed you, you piece of shit.”

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canarychirped replied to your post “¿ Jesse n Nuri :o”

<Oh? You weren’t always a Kitsune? I was under the impression that you were…Forgive me for my ignorance, I do not know the inner machinations of your world,> Jesse always thought that one was born into their species, not made into one. Then again, who could account for magical meddling of the creatures behind the veil?

“Nah its fine. Just wish i could remember why i decided to become one. I just remember, running from something.. And being very sad. But i dont remember anything of my life as a human. I just know that i was one, at some point in time.”

She looked over him though, clearly perplexed.

“…And what the heck are you? Some kinda robot?”

anonymous asked:

what kind of bands/music do u like :+)

i was just thinking about my favorite songs of all time. here they are. they’re random I’m sorry but they make me so happy

wilderness - active child
wolf like me - tv on the radio
fall in love - phantogram
indie rokkers - mgmt
I’m god - clams casino
Gretchen Ross - Donnie Darko score spritz!!! spritz!!! - minus the bear

OKAY WE DID A THING FOR AP ENGLISH

AND WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET INT GROUPS AND RE-WRITE A SCENE OF MACBETH

ONE GROUP DID A MEAN GIRLS THING AND IT WAS LIKE

ALL HAIL MACBETH THE FETCHEST GUY IN NORTH SHORE HIIGH-

OH MY GOD GRETCHEN ! STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN ! IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN !