- [SETTING - before naruto and sasuke hooked up. sasuke is pining]
- sasuke: ok look at this text naruto sent me [hands phone over]
- sakura: .... so?
- sasuke: do you not see the "hey" with two y's??
- sakura: i do? whats the big deal
- suigetsu, yelling from the other room: IT MEANS HE WANTS SASUKES DICK
- sasuke: like, its not "hey" its "heyy......". its flirty, okay? god arent you, like, a girl. arent girls supposed to know these things? why are you being useless right now
- sakura: ok. first of all. are you interpreting the texts of your best friend since childhood based on straight guy memes
- sasuke: i'm- fuck off, sakura. of COURSE not. this is just, like. using your brain and analyzing semantics-
- sakura: cut the bs, sasuke
- suigetsu: HEY I MEAN HE HANGS OUT WITH KIBA AND HES A JOCK ITS NOT THAT UNLIKELY THAT HE FOLLOWS THE DUDEBRO GUIDE FOR TEXTING
- sakura: its *naruto* hes like the most excited guy alive after lee and hes your best friend of course hes going to be nice it doesnt MEAN any-
- suigetsu: OH SHIT SHOW HER THAT TEXT W THE WINKY FACE AND THE WATER DROPS HE SENT YOU, SASUKE
- sasuke: [takes the phone back, searches it for a bit and hands it back to her]
- [narutos text: sasuke ik u hate the gym but its so boringgggg wo u there pls come sweat w me 😜😜💦 pls ill do anythign ill make it fun for u!!!!😉😉💪]
Do you have any songs in mind you'd like to see NSP cover if they did a Volume 3? Personally I'd love to hear them do Under Pressure