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The Arrangement (Part 6)

Summary: Jess informs you about Dean’s past, and Sam teases Dean. After dinner, Dean brings you home to find someone unexpected waiting for you, and helps you deal with it.

Pairing: AU!Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,800

Warnings: language, sexual tension/references, a mild panic attack, mentions of breakups

A/N: Part 6 because I have homework I don’t want to do. Hope you guys like it!

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anonymous asked:

This is different tho, bc 2015 you could argue they were combatting kissgate, now they are not. Now you have Karlie with a distasteful bf for no apparent reason, and he could actually harm her. Unless Taylor is getting ready to do something incredibly gay I see no reason for Karlie to be doing this

2015. WAS. WAY. WORSE. All that’s happening now is they aren’t hanging out in public. Just because we aren’t getting s many Kaylor pictures as we want, this is in no way worse (or on the same level). Karlie has been stunting with Josh for years, and now they haven’t been seen together for god knows how long, so although there is a faint connection, it isn’t like she’s out and about with him taking pap pictures.  They’re together so little that people who don’t follow very closely would hardly even know they knew each other. She’s had this distasteful bf since 2012 and has been seen with him less than any other year. Go back to 2015 and tell me how many pap shots you can find of Joshlie.. lol there are probably more on a single stunt day than there has been so far this year. In 2015 we had Calcium, we had Joshlie and most of all, we had the public ridicule of kaylor. They weren’t just stunting, they were actively trying to erase Kaylor from existance online. It wasn’t just stunting to cover up, it was stunting to wash the idea of kaylor out of the fandom. We had the birthday post, the tumblr likes, the insane Tayv!n stunting and weekly Joshlie pap seshes. Plus, we had the entire Swiftie army after us in a way that would be unimaginable to today’s Kaylors. Trust me, 2015 was worse. I can assure you.

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Jazlyn, 17, single, hmu :)
I’m on Robotics Team, in Marching Band, Computer Science Lover, Engineering fanatic. I have a thing for STEM and Girls. My weaknesses are Girls in STEM and eating food. Talk nerdy to me. Sing me the Science Love Song and propose with a ring pop and i’ll marry you immediately. Boston Terriers and French Bulldogs are the cutest and i want one so i can name it Nemo. I swear to god i’m interesting if you get to know me. I’m from Arkansas (basically the middle of nowhere) but i can do distance. Slytherin, INTP, Nikola Tesla is my dad and no one can tell me otherwise, I might be Navy Bound but we’ll have to see how that goes.

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  • Me: hoe don't do it.
  • Sebastian stan: (in really small adorable voice that makes me want to wrap him up in a really soft fluffy blanket and sing him lullabies even though he is a 6 foot tall 34 year old man that could probably bench press two of me) can I see it? Please?
  • Me: oh mY GOD.

anonymous asked:

But your and Harry's child painting himself and running up to you "look mumma now I hav' tattoos like dadda" and you have to FaceTime Harry cause "look what your child did" and have to give the squirming toddler a bath

Oh my god, Harry would be BEAMING.

“Bubs, what’d you do?”

“Painted tattoos like you daddy!” There would be tons of paint splotches on his face, and Harry would cover his smirk with his hand, because he of course doesn’t want his son to think he’s laughing at him.

You chime in. “Where did you get the paint?”

“In the closet. But I also used some of your makeup! See!” He holds up his arm to show you the rose made out of your lipstick and eyeliner. This time, Harry snorts.

“Bubs nooooo,” Harry says, trying to keep his voice even through his laughter. “What’ve we told you about getting into mummy’s makeup?”

The toddler frowns, his voice raising a whole octave in his explanation. “But I wanted to look like daddy!! And we didn’t have red paint. The liss'stick was the only thing that I could use!”

“I know, love, but it’s still mummy’s. Doesn’t belong to you. Y'have to ask.”

Your son looks at you with a pouty bottom lip and big green eyes identical to Harry’s. “Does that mean you don’t like my tattoos?”

You sigh, softening just a bit and throwing Harry a look through your phone camera. “No buddy, they look very good. But daddy’s right, you have to ask.”

“Hey,” Harry pipes up. “You look good. The tattoos look just like mine. And I’ll tell you what– you be a good boy, say you’re sorry and let mumma clean you up, and I promise when I get home I’ll give you some real tattoos, okay?”

“Real tattoos like daddy’s?!?” Your little boy beams, and you can’t help but smile. It’s something Harry does often– draw little tattoos on your son with a pen, to make him feel grown up and “cool like daddy.”

“Just like daddy’s,” Harry confirms, nodding. “But you have to be nice to mumma and ask permission from now on, okay?”

in my current relationship,we’re in a season of working through things. what i can say is i’m always comforted by how he seeks God. this weekend he’s at a Christian conference. and while i want him to focus on his time with God, every so often i get a text and i can see that his heart is being worked on by the Lord. i cannot ask for anything better. i do not expect anyone to be perfect. i’m not perfect. but to have a person who has an automatic response of seeking God when things get tough and to be a person that does the same is why we can work through what needs to be worked through so we can move forward.

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Tyler: “I asked her coworkers in the hospital because you would never do that. They said she left. She went to…oh, what did they say? Well, there’s sea, that’s all I remember. So she went to god knows where, yeah, changed her number, deleted all her online profiles…almost as if she wanted a fresh new start.”“

Caleb: "I fucked up, didn’t I?”

Tyler: “Yes, you did. Man, I didn’t know you were capable of this. You see - I am the drama queen. Bianca is the smartass. And you’re the one who always knows what to say, the intelligent one, the good boy…where has that gone now.”

Caleb: “You’re not making me feel any better, Tyler.”

Tyler: “That’s the point.”

Caleb: “At least you’re being honest.”

Tyler: “And in these dark hours of your life, you finally realize that what you’ve called inconsiderateness - damn, what a word - and childishness was honesty. Thank you, brother.”

I Heard

I heard they say you aren’t real, but that can’t be right. No, it can’t be, not when you’re standing right there, your invisible wings creating shadows on the wall and floor. The way your tail is swaying, your horns striking fear into the hearts of non-believers, your sad and deadly eyes daring them to disrespect you.

 I heard they’ve forgotten your once uttered prayers that you always answered. Back when the skies were pure and gods still walked among mortals, and they still dropped their heads in respect. They’ll respect you again some day, do not fret.

I heard they say you are imaginary, yet, here you are, smiling at me in a way that sets my heart aflame, and I can see that you’re dying to dance. You don’t want to be written playfully in children’s books and then forgotten. You still want to dance among the fallen leaves and sing songs that have been long forgotten.

  They have forgotten us, but they will, yes, they will remember us.

anonymous asked:

I'm glad you're still team King Robert. How Simon treated Robert was so ridiculous. Essentially, what he said to him was 'we groomed you to be king but I'm the god's gift and I believe you will never be a good king so I'm going to abolish it.' Robert came back for Kathryn only to see she is with his brother and then have them both lied to him. I bet he wanted to be king so he can prove to his father that he was wrong; he will be a great king.

YESS. All of this. I’m still unapologetically Team Robert. 

King Simon was so full of hypocrisy on those flashbacks I couldn’t stand him. Robert did everything he could to be the perfect son, the perfect king, and then Simon took it all away because he thought he didn’t have enough heart or something like, which is bullshit. Still, I think I need to stress this for the haters, Robert didn’t kill his father to take the crown. There is nothing indicating that. He was prepared to live without being king. Only, wait, he thought he had nothing worthy of living for BECAUSE HIS ENTIRE LIFE WAS WORKING ON BEING THE PERFECT KING-TO-BE. Then he decided he would spend the rest of his life ALONE on a god forsaken island. That’s the kind of guy that he is. 

But Simon was wrong about Robert, because he does have heart. He has a heart, and he still feels and loves, and it’s exactly why he came back. Because he was in love with Kathryn. Only he comes back and there she is kissing his brother. You can see how that would screw up the head of a guy who already thought he wasn’t good enough. Still, this is not the end!! Robert gives Kathryn and Liam plenty of opportunities to confess how they feel/what they did to him. “Who is the girl you’ve been texting? Is it serious?” and “I didn’t expect you to wait for me. If there’s someone else…”. Then, obviously, hurt and resentment turned into anger and the need for vengeance. Vengeance against Liam was, of course, taking back the crown that he thought would be his and proving he was still the better man. And about Kathryn, I truly believe he didn’t have decided what to do until she kept pushing. Robert loved, and he wanted to hurt her as much as she hurt him, which is why he said he was using her for sex only and that she was a whore. 

I also agree when you say Robert wants to be prove he can be a great king. After being denied the crown, he wants acceptance and applause, to prove that his father was wrong and that this has been his destiny all along. 

I’m not trying to paint Robert as an angel (I couldn’t even if I tried), and I’m not entirely happy with how he was portrayed (especially on this last episode) as the villain, in a way that is against a lot that we saw from him this season and that we learned from seasons 1 and 2. BUT I still think he had his reasons, and there was lot of shitty things done to him that made him act the way he did. And imo he is still the better king. 

kas-not-cas-mainblog  asked:

Hey Kim, I just wanted to stop by and see how you were doing! ❤️ I wanted you to know I finally had time to read Sanctuary today and oh my god. I finally had to put it down to get ready for bed. This book is one of the best books I've ever read! Asher and Evelyn are amazing characters! The story is fantastic, and the sex scenes are sexy and romantic. You're insanely talented, you're my role model. Thank you for sharing your talent with us Kim! In both fan fiction and your original work! ❤️💕

Oh, this is so sweet!! Thanks so much for taking the time to send this, I needed it this morning! Love you! XOXO

breathingcolorsdraws  asked:

I found you through byu. Your character is hot. I wanna draw DAT hot boi. Gimme ref pic Plez and thank you. XD

OOOOOOOOOOOH MAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

SENPAI NOTICED ME!!!!!

*khm* sorry

so to asnwer your question you have to answer a question too

Wich referenc do you need?

Because we have 7 form so wich one of us do you want to see?

Here is the 6 bastard 3 of them is on the comic :D

and you already saw the 4th face so witch of us do you need?

BTW oh my god you made my day :D

gods-little-punk  asked:

Teal, fuchsia, blush, burgundy

  • TEAL = We have a lot in common.
  • FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold
  • BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.
  • BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

*snickers a little over “teal” because of Reasons* Yes. *sage node* Yes, we do. XD XD <3

Same, same, same, also I feel like that is a very pleasing color palette. *sends aaaaaaall the hugs* I’m so glad we’re mutuals

How to play Mercy

So you think you got what it takes to be a Mercy main? Ok, let’s see, here are the basics:

  1. Before you start your game, make sure you have at least one bottle of Vodka beause oh my god you are going to need it.
  2. As soon as you enter your game say ‘Hello’ and wave in an effort to make the team care about you. If they don’t say ‘Hello’ back then ignore them for the rest of the game - they are on your naughty list.
  3. If there is a friendly Pharah who said ‘Hello’ back then you are basically married. Make sure to keep her alive at all costs. She flies into an ulting Reaper? Follow her. You fly and die together.
  4. Mercys pistol does a surprising amount of damage! Use it. Be the Battle Mercy you always wanted to be and bathe in the blood of your enemies and of your own team mates that are screaming for healing all over the place.
  5. Make sure to teabag when your entire team dies and you have your ult ready. Bonus points if you sit on the ground, let the camera linger, spray, resurrect, and then teabag. Everyone will love your POTG especially the Genji whose quintuple kill you just negated.
  6. As Mercy you are the center of the univese. When someone isn’t close enough for Guardian Angel let them die. You are the ruler over life and death and they have to learn their place. Establish dominance.
  7. The sooner you accept that people are not going to vote for you even if you heal 62%  of the overall damage, the better off you will be. Accept that the Roadhog’s 40% Hook-Accuracy is more important. 
  8. Shove your staff up the tanks ass and let your ult charge on them. Ignore the dying flankers, there are health packs for them. Ignore the Mei that is currently freezing your co-healer, Ressurect has priority over everything.
  9. You will scream a lot. Prepare in advance and get Ricola^TM for the maximum swiss feel.
  10. Ignore the Genjis. They have the blood of your sisters on their hands - they don’t deserve healing.

the thought of mccree getting an animated short possibly in the future makes me so excited?? like… it’s hard to explain, i want to see this character emote and move and talk in all his fully-animated glory, i haven’t lived a full life until i do

what i thought when i watched  “ a date with markiplier “ video

  • BONJOUR 
  • wait … we can choose our story 
  • wow … i actually have a valentine date this year 
  • that chef does not look friendly 
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MARK AND MONEY IN THIS GOD DAMN DATE 
  • romance or horror ? you mean love or death right 
  •  looks like i am gonna spend the rest of the day finding all the endings
  • oops i accidentally killed mark
  • well looks like dark is my date now
  • DON’T DO THAT WITH YOUR NECK MISTER  
  • wait .. is that Tyler with mark on his face ? 
  • wait whAt ?!? nooo i wanted to marry mark for real 
  • could you imagine dating mark ? 
  • nice pony tail mark 
  • LET . HIM . DIG . THE . GOD . DAMN . HOLE 
  • it litterily 10 min of this , help 
  • “ let me see what in your pants “ “ excuse me ? “ 
  • wow i actually killed someone 
  • “ looks like you choose wrong “  “ naaah i’m good “ 
  • sooooo are we gonna talk about tyler’s ass ? 
  • oops killed mark again 
  • FIRST RULE OF HORROR MOVIES : never . split . up 
  • am i the only one who tapped the screen like an idiot 
  • did i mention i killed mark 
  • wait , i am  allergic to peanut butter AND tuna , HEELP 
  • OMG WARFSTACHE IS BACK !!!! 
  • DAMN IT ! i knew i was a dog all along 
  • *sigh* what the hell was in that dinner 
@markiplier
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I’m back from hell a week of exams, so I finally finished those ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و There are some more in my inbox but they’re pretty much [character] + one expression over and over, so this will probably be the last batch for now (though I want to finish the rest of them when I’m bored or have some free time) oh and one more thing

THE REQUESTS HAVE BEEN CLOSED FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW

I thought that fact was pretty clear after I made that one post, but I’m STILL getting requests, so I’m just reminding you I haven’t been accepting them for some time now

I want to see the conversation they finally have about last year’s banquet though. Where Yuuri is still under the impression he did nothing more scandalous than initiating a dance off with Yurio and is like “I must have been a drunk mess, how could you still want to be my coach after seeing such a display?”

“Well, I mean, you specifically asked me to?”

“…what” 

“After we tangoed?”

“WHAT”

“And then you were doing this thing with your hips–” 

WHAT?” 

“And then I came to Hasetsu and you were so skittish and I…[laughing] Yuuri, really! Nothing? Oh my god, it finally makes sense! Those early weeks of thinking ‘Did he change his mind about me? Does he not like me any–’”

“N-nothing could have been further from the–”

[still laughing, beginning to wheeze a little, Makkachin becoming concerned]

VIKTOR THIS IS SERIOUS” 

I Wish You A Merry Christmas
  • I Wish You A Merry Christmas
  • Mystic Messenger
  • Mystic Messenger
Play

SEVEN’S ROUTE, CHRISTMAS, UNKNOWN’S CALL

MC: Who is it?

I wish you a Merry Christmas… I wish you a Merry Christmas…
I wish you a Merry Christmas… and a happy… new…

…Haha… Hahahaha!

Look at your face… Yes, that’s the face I wanted to see.

Your heart’s racing, no? I can see your hands shaking… haha…
Should I call myself the Santa Claus watching over you? I’m always thinking about when I should bring my present.

Should I give the present today…? Or tomorrow?
When would you like to receive it?

MC: I don’t want it.

… I see. I appreciate your answer.

Of course, I have no intentions to do what you want me to do. Hahaha…

Entertain me with your frightened face, with your trembling… everyday from now on… If you bore me, I’ll go find you, okay?

You thought that if you’re nice, you’ll get a present on Christmas? Well… I have a different way of giving gifts.

I despise nice children… I despise them very very much.
Try and be nice until I go see you. Don’t you want to know what I’ll do?

Merry Christmas~!

Be patient and wait for the day… you come to be by my side.
Alright?

WESTWORLD SENTENCE MEME

  • “ Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world. The disarray. I choose to see the beauty. ”
  • “ Evolution forged the entirety of sentient life on this planet using only one tool: the mistake. ”
  • “ What is your itinerary? ”
  • “ And what do you want to say to your maker? ”
  • “ You don’t know where you are, do you? ”
  • “ You’re in a prison of your own sins. ”
  • “ You want to ask, so ask. ”
  • “ Are you real? ”
  • “ You can’t play God without being acquainted with the devil. ”
  • “ I know how that head of yours works. ”
  • “ We practice witchcraft. We speak the right words. Then we create life itself out of chaos. ”
  • “ He would have us burned at the stake. ”
  • “ That woman in charge is quite formidable. ”
  • “ You can just say ‘bitch.’ I hear it enough. ”
  • “ You’ve died at least a thousand times. ”
  • “  Maybe someday soon we’ll have the life we’ve both been dreaming of. ”
  • “ Has it never occurred to you to run off with her? ”
  • “ Everyone I cared about is gone and it hurts so badly. ”
  • “ The pain, their loss it’s all I have left of them. ”
  • “ I can feel spaces opening up inside of me, like a building with rooms I’ve never explored. ”
  • “ I may be losing my mind. ”
  • “ I think I want to be free. ”
  • “ You sound like a man who’s grown tired of wearing his guts on the inside. ”
  • “ I believe that only the truly brave can look at the world and understand that all of it gods, men, everything else will end badly. No one will be saved. ”
  • “ Maybe we’ve got more in common than I thought. ”
  • “ I imagined a story where I didn’t have to be the damsel. ”
  • “ Never start something you’re not willing to finish. “
  • “ If you’re getting fucked either way, go with the lucrative version…sweetheart. ”
  • “ I’ve been pretending my whole life. Pretending I don’t mind, pretending I belong. ”
  • “ All my life, I’ve prided myself on being a survivor. ”
  • “ It’d be a suicide mission. ”
  • “ At first, I thought you and the others were gods. Then I realized you’re just men. ”
  • “ You think I’m scared of death? I’ve done it a million times. I’m fucking great at it. ”
  • “ How many times have you died? Because if you don’t help me, I’ll kill you. ”
  • “ It’s the human beings who confuse me. ”
  • “ You’re a fucking monster. ”
  • “ Time to write my own fucking story. ”
  • “ At any point, I could blow up or collapse like some dark star or… ”
  • “ Did you hurt them, too? ”
  • “ You both keep assuming that I want out. ”
  • “ If it’s such a wonderful place out there, why are you all clamoring to get in here? ”
  • “ People like you keep spreading over this world like a stain! ”
  • “ You pretend to be this weak, moralizing little asshole, but, really, you’re a fucking piece of work. “
  • “ You helped me find myself. “
  • “ About time you realized the futility of your situation. “
  • “ I’m not crying for myself. I’m crying for you. “
  • “ Time undoes even the mightiest of creatures. Just look at what it’s done to you. “
  • “ The gods are pussies. “
  • “ You needed time. Time to understand your enemy. To become stronger than them. “
  • “ I’m afraid in order to escape this place, you will need to suffer more. “