god dessert

Meanwhile at the bunker...
  • Dean: Hey Sammy. I've got to talk to you about something
  • Sam: Sure Dean
  • Dean: So it's like this alright... You know how I love pie the best?
  • Sam: Yes I know how you love pie the best
  • Dean: Yeah and I always did since I can remember. And if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake-
  • Sam: You'd throw a bitch fit
  • Dean: I'd politely decline. Shut up Sammy I'm talking. Anyway all my life it was pie and not cake.
  • Dean: But imagine that one day this cake came into my life... this really amazing cake. Like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate - plucked from God's own dessert tray, if you will.
  • Dean: And I'm like "DAMN! I need to eat this cake right now." And it's not like I don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome. But this cake looks so good that I might never eat pie again
  • Dean: I can see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
  • Sam: Dean what...
  • Sam: What are you even saying?
  • Dean:
  • Dean:
  • Dean: I might be a little gay for Cas
  • *221B*
  • Sherlock: *enters, yawning*
  • Molly: *curled on his chair, wearing his dressing gown; working on the laptop*
  • Sherlock: *raises an eyebrow* Everything alright?
  • Molly: *shrugs* Bored. Need the space.
  • Sherlock: *points* That's my laptop.
  • Molly: Mmm. 'Molly Holmes' is not a good password, you know *smirks*
  • Sherlock: *blushes; mumbles* Shut up *pauses* why couldn't you do that at your flat?
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes* You're not there.
  • Sherlock: *blushes more* Oh *shuffles awkwardly*
  • Molly: *looks up* Takeaway?
  • Sherlock: *smiles* Are you trying to seduce me?
  • Molly: *sighs* Yes. Is it working?
  • Sherlock: *kisses her nose* Always.
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anonymous asked:

Non american here: What the hell is "fried ice cream"???? Doesnt it,like, melt when you fry it? What???????

It’s the dessert of Gods. Omg. I had it once when I was in high school during an international thing where we made food from different parts of the world. I don’t remember where it comes from, but I’m pretty sure it didn’t originate in America. I think they freeze it below the temp that ice cream is normal and coat it in corn flakes then fry it. I might be wrong. It wasn’t me that made that dish. My group was lazy and made spaghetti. lol -Abby

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You think that mosquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning. I’ve seen things you’ve only seen in your nightmares. Things you can’t even imagine. Things you can’t even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you’re not dessert. Afraid? You don’t even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.

Half-Priced Meal

Summary: Based on this prompt: “hey that restaurant has a valentines day discount for couples lets just pretend we’re a couple and get a candlelit lobster dinner with free dessert lol” 

Genre: floof nd platonic what more can you want in life

Words: 580 whaaaat

Warnings: lots of food mentions but otherwise you’re good to go

A/N: i am a poor soul who got jump scared by someone walking by outside i hope you enjoy this

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