god damnit i'm not tagging them all

I really love stay-at-home-dad Percy.

I mean, Percy with a minivan.

Percy attending parent-teacher conferences when his children inevitably end up in detention and sassing the teachers because he’s still kind of a brat.

Percy taking his kids to ballet lessons and gossiping with all the moms.

Percy at his kid’s sports games screaming at the refs because THAT CALL WAS TOTALLY UNFAIR GODS DAMNIT

Percy trying to cook healthy meals, but ending up totally failing so his kids have to live off microwave chicken nuggets and PBJs.

Just I really want dad Percy, it would be so cute.