god damn sarcasm

anonymous asked:

aaron burr or george washington???? (character ask))

Let me tell you a fun little story. I am completely in love with Aaron Burr as a character but lord help that poor man in real life was UGLY. 

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: His god damn sarcasm and foreshadowing. 
worst quality: He shot my husband and i can’t let that shit stand. 
ship them with: Angelica, he needs knocking down a peg or two. 
brotp them with: Maddison, they’re both just like “anything to get me out of this mess please thank you” 
needs to stay away from: MY DUDE HAM 
misc. thoughts: I love him and he was an AMAZING lawyer in real life and every time i go into court i want as much drive and elegance as him. But i always end up like Ham and talking for 7 hours for no reason. 

You guys are killing it tonight thank you <3 - Gee 

one great thing about the overwatch fandom is that arguably the biggest argument going on in the fandom right now is whether a hyperactive Australian bomb man should date his chill lorge tank bodyguard or a girl who hates him 

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“ What the Hell is going on in here?” Your father Tony Stark exclaimed. 

He had barged in on you again without knocking, and his eyes fell upon Peter kissing you while you grabbed bandages for his wounds.

“ Um I am fixing his wounds.” You said quickly avoiding his angry gaze.

“ Don’t you start with the god damn sarcasm Y/N I can see you’re fixing his wounds. But care to explain the frigging kiss?” He demanded.

“ Uh no not really.” You said. You were really good at getting on peoples nerves whenever you wanted to. 

“ Actually sir she’s my girlfriend.” Peter piped up.

You groaned. Really Peter. Now?

Tony’s eyes were blazing with anger. “ Your what?” He hissed.

“ Not really your choice Father now get out.” You hissed.

His eyes widened, you had always been his little girl. Never really getting mad at him. This was a change.

“ NOW.” You shouted, stomping over to him and shoving him out of the door, clicking the lock behind him.

“ Next time we lock it.” You chuckled, heading back over to where Peter sat on the floor.

A/N: Part 2 Anybody?

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