god damn i cant get over this

Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.5
  • Erza: Movie time!!
  • Natsu: *groan*
  • Gajeel: What movie are we watching?
  • Erza: well, It's about you, Gray, and Natsu.
  • Gray: There's a movie about us?
  • Erza: *inserts The Three Stooges*
  • __
  • Wendy: Gajeel sing! :D
  • Natsu: Wendy No.
  • Gray: oh god no.
  • Gajeel: Well *fixes imaginary tie* if you insist
  • Gajeel: *opens mouth*
  • Wendy: You can stop now.
  • ___
  • Natsu: Guys..
  • Gray: What is it this time?
  • Natsu: Lucy's mad at me.
  • Gajeel: oh jeez what did you do this time?
  • Natsu: I DONT KNOW. WE WERE AT THE MALL AND EATING AND SAID HOW SHE LIKED TO EAT A LOT AND--
  • Gajeel: stop. you gone and fuck up right there.
  • _____
  • Gajeel: *singing in the shower*
  • Gray: wait a minute i recognize that song anywhere...
  • Gajeel: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
  • Gray: ...
  • ____
  • *It Was The Annual Spring Cleaning*
  • *Insert novela tv opening*
  • Gray: *dancing with the broom* mi corazon.
  • Gajeel: *laughing his ass out*
  • Natsu: He's not gay. He's not gay. He's.. so fucking gay
  • ____
  • Levy: Hey Gajeel.
  • Gajeel: Yeah?
  • Levy: Have i ever said how calm your family is?
  • Gajeel: No?
  • Levy: Good because then I'd lying.
  • *insert yelling about poptarts downstairs*
  • ____
  • *At The Park*
  • Natsu: It's so normal..
  • Gray: Yup. *eats an ice cream*
  • Gajeel: *puts his cat on the swings and swings Lily*
  • Natsu&Gray: .....
  • Natsu: Nevermind.
  • ____
  • *After The Park Going Home*
  • Gajeel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OF COURSE IT'S NORMAL TO SWING A CAT ON A SWING.
  • Natsu: *rolls his eyes*
  • Gray: Alright if you say so.
  • *They get off and enter the house *
  • Erza: Hey guys welcome back.
  • Erza: .
  • Erza: Where's Wendy?
  • AllThree: HOLY SHIT.
  • ___
  • Wendy: *sits on the swing*
  • Woman: where's your parents?
  • Wendy: Probably just remembering about my existence . *smiles and swings*
  • Woman: *walks away quickly*
  • Wendy: *continues swinging*
  • ___
  • Gray: IM HOME! *enters the house only to hear giggling*
  • Erza: And this is Gray when he was only 2. His ass is probably still the same color.
  • Juvia: *giggling*
  • Gray: erza why..
  • Erza: Oh hey Gray. Just showing Juvia your baby pictures.
  • Gray: ...erza why..
  • ___
  • Erza: GUYS GUESS WHAT!
  • Gajeel: What?
  • Erza: IM GOING ON A SECOND DATE WITH JELLAL.
  • Natsu: Really? Thats great! Someone actually likes you!
  • Gray: ohhhhhh burn!
  • Erza: *goes into the kitchen*
  • Gray: what is she..
  • Erza: *comes back outside eating the last poptart*
  • Natsu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Gray: NO WHY.
  • Gajeel: beyond cruel..
  • ____
  • Lucy: Hey Gray.
  • Gray: Hey sister in law
  • Lucy: S-sister in law?!
  • Gray: Wait natsu hasnt asked? Oh nvm forget what i said.
  • Lucy: WHAT?!
  • ___
  • Natsu: GRAY, WHAT DID YOU TELL LUCY.
  • Gray: IT WAS GAJEELS IDEA
  • ___
  • Gajeel: *screaming* THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER ON THE WALL.
  • Gray: AW HELL NO *runs out the house*
  • Natsu: NO NO NO NOPE. *walks the opposite direction*
  • Gajeel: SOMEONE HAS TO FUCKING KILL IT.
  • Wendy: *puts a cup over it with paper under* Loooooooook gajeel. *gets closer*
  • Gajeel: NO GET RID OF IT. *defending self with a pillow*
  • Erza: Oh my fucking god, it's just a fucking spider.
  • _____
  • Gajeel: I cant believe you actually let her keep the damn spider.
  • Wendy: *in the backround smiling*
  • Natsu: Erza, It's either us or the spider.
  • Erza: Spider.
  • Gray: erza think about what you're doing.
  • Erza: spider.
  • Gajeel: fuCK.
  • ___
  • Wendy: Guys i lost the spider...
  • Gray: well lets find it so i can kill it.
  • Wendy: T-T
  • Gray: *spider on his back*
  • Wendy: uh..
  • Gray: well dont just stand there.
  • Wendy: But the--
  • Gray: WENDY, what can possible be the matter?
  • Natsu: DONT WORRY GRAY ILL SAVE YOU *comes from behind with a frying pan*
  • ___
  • Part 6? : D
  • <strike> did i forget to mention the spider's name was Clarence? </strike>

JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES HOLDING UP HIS LITTLE SIBLINGS

i need to be stopped oh my god i just out-angsted myself by listening to sad ost music and imagining Lance getting badly injured and Keith being so worried he starts crying and Lance is like trying to lighten the mood even though he’s hurting really bad and Keith just cant sTOP HIMSELF FROM LAUGHING MISREBLY BECAUSE GOD DAMN IT LANCE IM SCARED FOR YOU AND YOURE OVER HERE MEMEING I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE YOU AND CORAN TELLING KEITH THAT LANCE WILL BE OKAY BUT HE’S STILL JUST SO WORRIED I-

RFA HEADCANONS: Your First Fight~

I DELETED THE ANONYMOUS PERSONA QUESTION ON ACCIDENT I HATE MY LI- okay. Ima just paste what I have.

(Aha! Yes, thank you for the request. I haven’t done this yet, simply because I’m still new on tumblr :) there isn’t much I have done, really.

So, thank you again! Means so much to me <3 hope you like it.)

(OKAY SO I FINISHED THIS AND I REALIZED; CRAP IVE NEVER DONE A FIGHT THING LIKE THIS?? Plus I got tired. T_T Lmao, I’m sorry. These are kinda bad.)

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Yoosung:

While he was playing LOLOL, you decided you would get a head start on your homework.

Well, you haven’t really been paying attention to the lessons.

You knew nothing.

You probably sat there in silence for a good hour or so, before you just lost it.

Getting frustrated, you slammed your book shut, sliding it on the floor.

This gained Yoosung’s attention, so he quickly rushed over to you.

“(Y/N)? What’s wrong?”

“I CANT DO THIS SHIT.”

He’d get really scared because oh my god? You were screaming at him? What is he supposed to do?

“Oh..! Uhm..I can help you!”

“YOU CANT EVEN KEEP UP WITH YOUR OWN DAMN HOMEWORK, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.”

This..ohh, this was harsh.

You were too caught up in the moment to realize what you had said.

He started to tear up, but he tried brushing it off, just wanting to help you.

Still, he’d try to raise his voice..but just can’t??

“I didn’t know you felt that way, (Y/N).”

You looked over and saw the tears, and fELT SO GUILTY, P R O T E C T H I M.

“Wait..Yoosung, no..”

He’d probably try smiling, reassuring you that it was okay.

He legit picks you up, place you on the bed, and will just hold you in his arms for a while.

Then, once you’ve calmed down completely, he will actually help you with your homework.

~~

707:

Seven hadn’t spoken a single word to you all day. It was really starting to get on your nerves, but still, you tried to get him to speak.

He was trying hard to ignore you at this point, wanting to talk to you..but, he just didn’t want to continue getting close. He was scared of hurting you, really.

He would get up from his chair, going over to grab another bag of honey Buddha.

This is when you’d make your move.

You’d go up, and slap his ass playfully, just trying to get him to laugh, or make a remark..or something.

But he actually pretends to get all mad?

“Stop acting like a child, (Y/N).”

You’d feel a little hurt at this, because normally he was fine with it? So???

You’d raise your voice.

“Child? Luciel. You have been ignoring me ALL THE DAMN DAY? AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME THE CHILD?”

At this point, you would start tearing up a little bit.

He was fine with the yelling. He wanted you to get mad. He wanted you to realize that he was a terrible person, and that he didn’t deserve you.

But when you start crying?

His heart breaks.

He instantly regrets trying to ignore you, realizing that maybe it would be fine if the two of you were together.

He goes up, giving you a big hug.

“God.. (Y/N)..I’m sorry. It’s just..been a rough day, that’s all. I love you.”

“..I love you, too, Seven.”

~~

Zen:

The two of you were going on a date tonight.

Of course, it was really starting to dwell on you…that he is perfect. He’s handsome, and talented..and you’re just over here looking like a classy potato?

“(Y/N)! YOU’VE BEEN UP THERE FOR AN HOUR. ARE YOU COMING?”

He literally comes up there, just to see what the hell you’ve been doing this whole time.

You’re in there, trying to look perfect, but to you..it just wasn’t working out.

“(Y/N). You look beautiful as always, come on. It’s just another date.”

“Just another date?! What do you mean just another date?”

He’d widen his eyes, like ‘o shit, no.’

“(Y/N). You know that isn’t what I meant..”

“Then what did you mean, Zen? What is it? Dammit, can’t you just see I’m trying be worthy of you?! And you don’t even care?”

At this point, he gets pretty mad at what you’re saying.

To him, you are perfect? So?? The hell?

“Stop acting like that, (Y/N). You know damn well you’re worthy of me. If anything, we are deserving of each other. You. Are. Perfect. I will never get tired of you. I. Love. You. Can’t you wrap your cute mind around that fact?!”

Of course, he called you cute while trying to win.

And it worked.

You couldn’t stay mad much longer. In fact, you were never mad at him to begin with.

You say your apologies, and go on your date~

~~

Jaehee:

She never came home.

After a long day at work, you were ready to cuddle your beautiful girlfriend..but where she at, tho??

You were frustrated enough, and knowing that she was just over working herself again was enough to make it worse.

So, you had to drive all the way to her work place.

SHE IS SO TIRED, YOU CAN JUST SEE IT ALL OVER HER FACE?

“Jaehee. You never even called to tell me you were going to be late! I’m worried about you. Come home..you can fi-”

“(Y/N). I am busy. Leave me alone, please.”

MCSCUSE ME? (Reference. Ha.)

“What? Jaehee. I can tell yo-”

“I said leave me alone.”

You feel tears well up in your eyes, and you don’t know what to do, so..you just run out.

She quickly realizes her mistake, and instantly gets up, and runs after you.

“(Y/N)! Wait!”

“…what..”

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to snap.”

“Jaehe-”

“No, it’s okay. Let’s just..go home.”

~~

Jumin:


You had broken Elizabeth 3rd’s collar whole trying to get it off. It was an accident, but Jumin didn’t see it that way.

“Jumin. I said I’m sorry, okay? I’ll buy her a new one!”

“(Y/N), you know damn well I can afford one myself. I don’t care about replacing it. She’s had that collar forever! It must have meant a lot to her..”

“Exactly. It was old. The part probably wasn’t in good shape, an-”

“Jaehee never had a problem with it.”

You would feel your blood boil at this.

“Then why don’t you date Jaehee, then?”

“Idiot..you know that’s not what I me-”

“Oh, so now I’m an idiot?”

This is when he’d say something stupid like “I knew I shouldn’t get involved with women.”

AND YOU JUST?

UHM?

You don’t even try to fight back. You grab your purse, and you’re already going out the door.

Jumin quickly realizes his mistake, and while he doesn’t want to admit it..he needed you.

He would sigh, rushing over to grab you before you left.

“(Y/N)..I’m sorry, okay? We can get her a new one. Just..don’t leave me..”

~~

V:

He needed the eye surgery.

No doubt, you knew this pastel boy needed the surgery.

You tried to convince him..every day now. But, he never seemed to listen.

So, you go back to base one.

“V..I reall-”

“Want me to get the surgery? (Y/N). You’ve reminded me everyday. I appreciate that you care..but, please. I’m fine.”

You’d get a bit frustrated. I mean, you’ve been trying, and he doesn’t even give it a thought?

“You still love Rika..don’t you?”

HE WOULD TENSE TF UP.

“What..?”

“You love rika. Don’t you?”

“(Y/N)..”

“No. Answer me.”

He pauses for a moment, unsure of how to even respond. Did he love her? He didn’t even know, himself??

He sighs, not in the mood to fight with you, the one he truly loves.

“No. I don’t. In fact, (Y/N)..contact Jumin. I’m getting the surgery.”

(SQUEAL?)

~~

Saeran:

You two would be walking hand in hand around town, when an old friend called your name.

You’d turn around, giving your friend a big smile.

You feel Saeran’s grip on your hand tighten, as he gives the person death glares.

Your friend and you talked for a good 2 or 3 minutes, before they said “See Ya later.” and ooohhhh boy. Is Saeran mad when they finally left.

“Are you?”

“Wha-”

“Are you going to see that son of a bitch later?!”

At this point, you can’t help but just laugh. I mean, cute, jealous boyfriend alert~

“Probably not. I haven’t seen her for a long time. That’s just something people say, you know.”

“Hmph. I do- wait. Her?”

“Saeran. That was a girl.”

“But- they-”

“Oh my god. You actually- okay. ”

The two of you probably just walk in silence for a few minutes, before changing the subject, as if that whole thing never happened.

Dating Taehyung

other members; min yoongi | hoseok | park jimin | namjoon | jungkook | seokjin 

Originally posted by taeguk

- pet names; angel, princess, love
- “princess, you know I love you, right?”
- him singing to you’re whenever your upset
- or when you’re tired
- or when you’re happy
- basically he’ll just sing to you all the time
-
HiS dEeP vOiCe
- them god damn collar bones
- him letting you wear his sweaters
- “you look cute in my sweater, babes,”
- him would literally adore you, he would worship you
- to him you are the most beautiful person in the world
- he would love you, and only you, he wouldn’t ever look at anyone else
- I think he'd wanna move quiet fast in a relationship
- he’d be quiet needy and clingy when he wants to be
- “god, tae, you’re so annoying,”
- “you love me really,”
- “no I don’t, where did you get that idea from?”
-
“bish, I’m your Gucci boy,"  
-  dorky snapchats
- skinship, skinship, skinship
- shy kisses one minute, and dominate aggressive ones the next
- either jimin or jungkook third wheeling on your dates
- no actually, you would third wheel on your dates to either jimin or jungkook
- "I guess I see I’m the third wheel now,”
- “yes, yes you are,”
- sly smirks and cocky gestures
- him getting jealous easily
- “hey, jerk, she’s/he’s got a boyfriend,”
- he’d give dirty looks to any guy who looked in your direction
- looking after his cousin a lot with him
- not having many arguments
- him sending you random selfies all the time
- tae being the cutest boyfriend ever
- cute dates to local restaurants and cafes
- him doing stupid stuff in front of you to try and distract you from whatever you was doing
- you getting second hand embarrassment from him tripping over or doing someone silly in public  
- laughing at him
- and whenever you tease him he’d go “hey, that’s not nice,” and playfully pout at you
- in the summer you’d have loads and loads of water balloon fights with him and the other members  
- dates with tae would be so much fun
- like, imagine them
- you’d probably go to amusement parks and go on random walks through the city
- “I’ve had fun with you tonight,”
- “would you like to have some more fun” *wink wonk*
- that little box smile
- fits if giggles are just a thing in your relationship
- he’d always steal your phone and change all the contact names within them
- and also, he’d change your lock screen and probably post on all your social medias leaving all your followers so confused
- him combing his hands an fingers through your hair whilst you sleep
- you seeing about all of his personalities; from his giddy to his sexy side
- HANDS
- THEM GOD DAMN HANDS
- I cAnT gEt Enough Of Those hAnDs
- AnD nEiThEr CaN yOu
- tv marathons with him
-  him singing you to sleep if you’ve had a nightmare
- whenever your out he’d put his arm round your shoulder to stop attracting any other men
- “baby, I love you. now love me back, hug me,”
- him always buying you food
-  loads of cute ass pictures together
- jhope and jimin literally fangirling over your relationship
- looking for shells on the beach, every time you go
- “babe, this ones pretty,”
- he’d just smile back at you. “not as pretty as you,”
- you’d just blush and  chuckle at his cheesy comment before going back to looking at all the shells 
- adventure buddies
- when you’re sick he’ll literally never leave your side
- he’d get you hot chocolate and just chocolate in general
- “babe, are you comfortable,” 
- whenever you argued, he’d stay quiet letting you yell at him
- he’d probably end up kissing you just so you’d shut up
- I think tae is the kind of guy to apologise, even if he did nothing wrong. just to keep the peace between you both
- “okay, baby, I’m sorry. do you forgive me?”
- him constantly staring at you
- and when you are angry at him he’d probably find it really hot
- cos he’s just that kind of guy
- the fans loving you so, so much. almost as much as he loves you
- overall tae would the cutest little bean in a relationship, he’d just be the most perfect boyfriend to ever exist- cocky, but still very, very perfect. everyone would adore your relationship.
~
sup, hey, how ya doin!
hey-o, so I hope you liked this. I thought tae would be such a cute boyfriend, just because he’s a total cutie pie.
anyway, thanks for reading; for any other of my posts, here’s my masterlist
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 - love ya all!
- kala
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this is so cute!! didn’t add saeran because ( pretty sure ) he hates V with a burning passion so that would be kinda awkward and i didn’t know what to write

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nsfw implied? not really but some soft hinting at it
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Zen:

- doesn’t really mind too much

- the same hair color doesn’t bother him

- or the same eyes

- but you guys even do some of the same things and he’s like ,, who are you

- when he first meets you he literally thinks it’s V in a wig

- HE LOOKS AT V AS A DAD SO?? ITS A LITTLE AWKWARD FOR AWHILE

- he’s fine with it but he’s absolutely convinced you guys are related somehow

- mc would you be willing to do a dna test?

- no zen no

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Bts reaction to their s/o randomly shouting at them for being hot

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Hey so I would like to ask if you could do a bts reaction of there s/o just randomly out of the blue just shouting at them on how hot they are lmao, that’s kinda weird I’m sorry xD

haha omg this is such a good idea! thank you for the request :p


jin:

You two where sat watching Spring Day, this was the first itm you had watched it as Jin wanted to see your reaction however he did not expect you to suddenly start shouting in frustration at how good he looked. The frustration in your voice only made it cuter as Jin tried to hold in a laughter but couldn’t and burst out laughing.


Originally posted by ksjknj

jimin:

You two decided to have a lazy movie day and so you decided to put on no make up, stay in your pjs and tie your hair up. You was surprised when you went to open up your door to see a nicely dressed Jimin holding bags of crisps and popcorn ready for the movie. When you let him in you suddenly started shouting telling him this was a lazy day and he shouldn’t have dressed so attractively as you “looked like a potato”.

This shocked Jimin and he couldn’t help but giggle at your angry compliments before returning the favour “but y/n there will never be a day where you dont look beautiful to me”

Originally posted by jmins

jungkook:

You decided to surprise him at one of his dance practices. He had just been looking after you the week before as you had really bad flu and he saw you at your absolute worse. You figured that it would only be fair if you saw him at his worse too and decided that sneaking in during his dance practice when he was in his sweats, all red faced and humid would be the best time but to your disappointment he looked even more attractive. The sweat gave him a warm glow and you shouted in frustration only causing him to laugh.

“baby im beautiful. im jungkook” he says striking a pose


Originally posted by galaxygirlexo

jhope

You was with the rest of the members as v was showing you a video of jhopes practice. Jhope was on the other side of the room talking to jungkook when he heard you shouting at Vs phone about Jhope looking so hot. He would look at V angry that he showed you that performance as he did not think it was clean enough for him to be proud of yet and also looking at you, heavily judging you for getting so verbal about him in a video.

Originally posted by jjibooty

suga:

You two had one for a stroll in the park when you told him you wanted to take a selfie. After a few shots, at a few different angles suga said you had  taken enough and one of them will be good enough when you protested suddenly asking him to pull a ugly face so you can look a little better when compared to him. 

Without you saying another word he just pulled a confused face at you before saying “you’re so strange sometimes” dismissing your comment to take another photo before walking ahead on the path.

Originally posted by kim-taehyungieee

v:

V was asleep when you decided it would be a funny idea to put makeup on his face. You gave him eyeliner and started to put on the lipstick when he woke and began tackling you giggling. In retaliation you smeared the lipstick all over his face and when he let you go from under him you stood up ready to look at the laugh at the mess on his face when you realised he still looked just as good looking as before.

“god damn it tae! why cant you be ugly for once! even with that all over your face and you still look fucking adorable!” you cried out. 

Tae just giggled at you “why thank you, i may keep this look” he said before showing you a silly face and running off.

Originally posted by byeoltan

Rap monster:

You was nursing a hangover when you walked into the kitchen in the morning to get some breakfast. You expected Namjoon to be in the same situation if not worse as he had had a few more drinks than you but to your surprise when you walked i the kitchen you saw Namjoon sitting on the table with a cup of tea on his phone looking fine as ever. “are you joking?” You said before going into a big rant about how it wasn’t fair that he looked so good even after a drunken night out.

He immediately burst into laughter going bright red with embarrassment. “ahh y/n you’re so adorable when you’re angry”

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

i just cant get over how

guo jia looks so damn happy here while xun yu is like “fuck this shit why the bloody hell am i here” 

“I got to be finally playable and this is where I end up” 

"I am in absolute fucking hell right now”

“oh sweet merciful god, please end this PLEASE” 

damn only xun yu seemed to realize how much godseekers sucked 

Twitter from where I got these images from below because I feel guilty for taking them here but I just couldn’t resist giving them captions. 

https://twitter.com/tegenosan/status/780072861813702656

Summary of hetalia
  • Italy: ne ne papa pasta MOTHERFUCKER
  • Germany: I ALWAYS YELL THOUGH YOU USALLY CANT TELL WHAT IM SAYING...ITALY GET THE HELL OVER HERE
  • Japan: *akwaard silence* -thinks- I have imagined all of you having sex in every position possible with every paring
  • Prussia: damn I'm AWESOME
  • Hungary: *silly arm motion* Pansexual
  • France: oh My GOD IM GORGEOUS
  • Lichtenstein: big bruder
  • Switzerland: taste like sandwich
  • Spain: oh my god I'm so gay, I probably piss rainbows and shit cinnamon rolls and vomit butterflies and what a wonderful day lets eat CHURROS *skips happily with churros*
  • Romano: *bloody murder scream* IM NOT GAY
  • China: You an ass
  • S. Korea: I invented this * points to object* and this * points* oh and that too
  • England: *stubs toe* BLOODY FUCKING MARY-SUE PIXIY DUST AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE QUEEN HOLY SHIT
  • America: IM THE HERO BITCH *wraps a blanket around him like a cape*
  • Austria: -._____ -
  • Poland: PPPPOOONNNYYY
  • Lithuania: *internally screaming*
  • Latvia: HOW OLD IM I WHATS MY NAME OH DEAR GOD HELP ME *falls to knees and cries*
  • Estonia: my god are you all ladies
  • Russia: ^J^ you guys are funny *something bad happens* kolkolkol I will rip out your eyes and where them for earrings *evil aura*
  • *everyone thinking he is bi-polar*
  • Sealand: LOOK AT MY BIG HEART LOOK AT IT
  • Canada: how the fuck did I even get here...
  • Scotland: hey let's go hump sheep
  • New Zealand: (# ゚Д゚)
  • The Narrator: *laughs* this was serous until I got to do this Vally girl voice
  • Holy Roman Empire: he dead
  • Rome: he dead to but he be pimping

•Spoilers•

Rowena really acted like she loved Gavin so much and acted like she cared and then sent him to his death after Crowley kept telling him not to go.

Let that sink in. Crowley. The king of fucking hell. A demon.Told Gavin not to go because it would mean he would die. Crowley loved his son. He may have not shown it when he was alive but at least he put his fucking pride to the side and admitted what he did was wrong. He didn’t try and justify his actions. Crowley knows that he was a bad father and he at least tried making it up to Gavin by giving him a second chance at life.

But then…

Rowena. Sent her own…flesh and blood…to his death because of something that happened 2 seasons ago. BECAUSE IN ORDER TO SAVE DEAN (which Sam wanted) SHE HAD TO KILL OSCAR. SOME BACKWARD ASS BOY WHO SHE HAS NO REAL RELATION TOO. SHE TRIES JUSTIFYING HER BAD PARENTING AND NEVER ONCE TRIED MAKING IT UP TO CROWLEY!! FROM THE MOMENT THEY MET AGAIN SHES TRIED MANIPULATING AND MESSING WITH HIM AND ITS SO GOD DAMN SAD THAT SHE CANT EVEN PROCESS THE ACTUAL PAIN SHE CAUSES CROWLEY

HE WOULD WANT NOTHING MORE THAN A MOTHER THAT LOVES HIM HES NOT ASKING FOR ANYTHING REALLY OTHER THAN A MOTHER THAT LOVES HIM

Crowley tried saving his son from his death but I guarantee that if Crowley was going to die Rowena wouldn’t get any shits and would let him.

She lied to her grandson and sent him to his death because of something that happen a while ago. She chose to love someone else over her own flesh and blood yet she scolds Crowley when he helps the Winchesters out bc he’s helping them instead of his own “flesh n blood”

Rowena is such a big fucking hypocrite and she needs to fucking learn that Crowley can only go so far before he fucking snaps. I have a feeling he’s reaching that point very quickly…

reasons i don't f with the voltron fandom,, part two!

hoooooo boy idk where to start

  • getting vas and creators involved in discourse
  • people attacking bex for exploding at the person who provoked her
  • people sending that person death threats. seriously, its not ok to send death threats no matter what
  • yall made such a big deal over shoes. it was a joke. this is why we cant have nice things.
  • the whole wlw month drama,,, like god damn don’t be a dick just move the damn month

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JAMILTON STORY/RP IDEA

Alexander thinks Thomas Jefferson hates him, in fact he’s positive, or he was till he had one argument with Thomas Jefferson that left the non stop man speechless. 


“GOD DAMN IT ALEXANDER WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE IN LOVE WITH YOU?! Its been 5 years of your constant arguments, and your belittling and your sass, and I still cant get over you! what kind of torture is that!“

The man is silent for a while before mocking the other and calling him a lier saying the trick wouldn’t work on him. Thomas growes upset and grabs his shoulders. 

“F*UCK YOU HOW DARE YOU ASSUME ITS A LIE! FOR YOUR INFORMTION IM GONNA FUCKING WOO THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTILL YOU GO ON THE BEST DATE OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME! THEN AFTER A YEAR OF THE BEST DATING OF YOUR LIFE IM GONNA PROPOSE TO YOU AND YOUR GONNA CRY AND SAY YES THEN WE ARE GONNA ADOPT A SHIT LOAD OF KIDS!!!” 

and with that Thomas storms out leaving alexander in a state of shock.

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DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH THIS JUST GIVE ME CREDIT!

Imagine Dean getting pissy when everyone is ignoring you.

Maybe it was because everyone in your family was so busy at the moment…maybe it was because your topic wasn’t very interesting? Maybe it was because you just weren’t being loud enough? Whatever it was, it was causing your entire family to just ignore your already broken voice. It was as if you had never said a word, or like you weren’t even in the room.

Slowly, your voice trailed off as your words were forgotten. You had their attention for only a couple of sentences before it was stolen away easily as someone cut you off. “Right,” you sighed as you leaned back in the chair. Your day at school wasn’t that important anyways…you were just complaining, you thought, but maybe that’s what your demons wanted you to think.

When it silenced back down you tried again. “So, like I was saying-”

“Y/n, god, cant you be quiet? I’m trying to watch this damn show and I can’t hear it with your mouth!” your father interrupted rather rudely.

You nodded before giving Dean an apologetic smile because of your family, but when you looked over, the expression on his face made it fade. His jaw was clenched and his eyes were stone cold and it was as if he was focusing on something or anything to distract himself. Without even thinking twice, you were heading to the only safe place you had from all the negativity, that place being your bedroom.

Before you could even get within three foot of it, Dean had finally refocused on what was obviously making him ready to blow steam. “No,” he stated firmly, “no she can’t be quiet. You know why? Because she has been quiet this entire damn time! She was interrupted when she tried to talk to you guys before she was cut off! Then when she tried to talk again she gets cussed out because you can’t hear your show. Apparently, that show is more important than your daughter because you pay more attention to it than her!” A slight scoff escaped his lips as they curled up in disgust. “And you don’t know why she never interacts with you guys or why she never tells you anything.”

With their jaws on the floor, he turned around and left with you padding behind him with your head down. Never before had they heard something so true about themselves before, and, in your opinion, it was about damn time.

anonymous asked:

I'm obsessed with PregnancyKink!Chase. Like first of all that rough needy sex? God yes. But think about after Chase's s/o actually gets pregnant. From that point on Chase is all over them; he's possessive, always needing to be around them, keeping them to himself. He's probably never been more attracted to them either; like fuck, they're so damn hot because they have his child. Cooking breakfast? He pictures them all sitting down and having meals together and well shit he's turned on. - 🎧

I DONT EVEN WANT KIDS BUT I FUCKING LOVE THIS LIKE HES JUST SO READY TO BE A DAD AGAIN AND HE CANT BELIEVE YOURE HAPPY TO HAVE A BABY WITH HIM SO HIS GOOD MOOD SOMETIMES TRANSLATES INTO REALLY PASSIONATE SEX AND HES SO GENTLE WITH YOU WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOURE PREGNANT OKAY I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS

Signs first thought when seeing their crush

Aries: love me. right here. right now. 

Taurus: get ugly fast, my cheeks cant take this much smiling. 

Gemini: your’e honestly the hottest piece of ass. 

Cancer: please come over to me and talk to me. MAKE ME YOURS.

Leo: Damn. Damn. Be mine. Forever

Libra: that hoe better notice me, he/shes soo fine. 

Virgo: wow. are you human, i wouldn’t mind taking a dip in your gene pool. 

Scorpio: I swear to god ive never seen anyone look better. I want you to be forever mine *long period of internal groaning*

Sagittarius: that butt.. in those pants…

Capricorn: good lawddd

Aquarius: Is it possible for a person to get hotter over night because you did. Wowwowow. 

Pisces: be with me right now dammit. 


-Venus

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Who's/What's Oaki?

This little shit. 

This absolute fucker. 

You basically get a quest to follow this wuss around at the behest of what,,his dad or some shit? i cant remember its been three hours. But you cant stray from the path at all because LOL ITS THE LOST WOODS AND SPOOKY MIST OR SOME SHIT. 

If you DO get caught by the little wooden chew toy its an insta-fail and god it is so hard to see him because he’s FUCKING SHORT AND IS GRAY AGAINST GRAY LANDSCAPE.

He ‘S RIGHT THERE  CAMOFLAUGED AND SHIT 

Then later on as you’re followin him this bitch has the damn nerve,,,,,to get scared over a wolf. If you can’t handle a fuckin wolf your dumbass shouldnt have gone in the woods alone.

If you try to help him he spots you and guess what INSTA-FAIL

0/100,000 worst trial ever good bye i hope you get lost in the woods Oaki,