god damn i actually used tags

The various skill levels of Naruto

Beginner level taijutsu: you kick somebody
Advanced level taijutsu: you kick somebody super hard
Master level taijutsu: you kick somebody into the planet’s stratosphere, jump above them while they’re still going, and kick them back down to earth.


Beginner level genjutsu: you make yourself look like someone else for five minutes. this is useless if a hyuga or uchiha is around.
Advanced level genjutsu: you can make someone else look like another person to all of their friends for five minutes. this is useless if a hyuga or uchiha is around.
Master level genjutsu: you can trap someone in their brain, torturing them for hours, and they feel all the pain and suffering as if it were real. this is still mostly useless if a hyuga or uchiha is around.


Beginner level ninjutsu: Fire spell.
Advanced level ninjutsu: Firaga spell.
Master level ninjutsu: You create fire in the shape of an ancient god dozens of stories high and bring its burning fists down upon your enemies, annihilating anything in it’s path.


Beginner level fuinjutsu: you try to make an explosive tag without killing yourself in the process.
Advanced level fuinjutsu: you try and make a seal that holds objects in a pocket of space time without killing yourself in the process. you then use the tag to carry your luggage
Master level fuinjutsu: you hand a person a note that says ‘i can do what i want’, only the note is actually a seal that instantly brainwashes them upon looking at it so you can do what you want. you can do whatever you want. you place a seal on a building and it is all sucked into an equivalent of a black hole. you can rip people’s souls out from their bodies and damn them into super ninja hell indefinitely. you can summon an actual death god to hang out with. you can carry your entire house in your wallet. you can do whatever you want

I am sick tired to see a lot of hate without justification about Saeran’s behavior on V’s route just because “it’s not okay to approve/like/love abusive/obsessive/unhealthy relationships.”


I want to join to the saeran squad protection before I get to punch someone in the tags, I apologise beforehand if I get a mistake, I am like typing this on my mobile and Tumblr app is a mess orz but goddammit I just want to stop seeing people misinterpreting my favorite character for once and think about it before saying bullshit towards their fans about their choice to like him.


Spoilers about v’s route good ending, read it under your own consent.


You can’t come here and say what the heck people should do if you don’t even know what the fuck are you talking about in the first place!! If you are going to talk about these matters (which are sensitive matter, mind you) at LEAST be aware of terms you use because it’s really annoying to see people misleading others just because they don’t fucking like what they see about the fandom liking Saeran more than v.

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Okay so the trailer was amazing and I’m incredibly shocked because like…  It’s a horror trailer. Bendy is a faboulous game but it’s never been like a spectacular horror game, as much as the branding tries to convince us, but it’s been pretty clear (I think?) that the developers aren’t all that familiar with making horror games; and that’s one of the reasons it’s such a strong game I think, it doesn’t fall back on horror cliches.

BUT they must have got someone in there who knows what they’re doing because that was a god damned HORROR TRAILER. That cinematography was flawless and had me actually spooked. I’m really shocked. Does anyone know if they brought someone new in? Or someone stepped up their game? Who directed the trailer?

carapacians as dril tweets
  • Spades Slick: me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point
  • Diamonds Droog: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
  • Clubs Deuce: please pray for my sons Sollux and Mituna who have just glued themselves to a curtain,
  • Hearts Boxcars: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
  • Wayward Vagabond: DOCTOR: you can't keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor. ME: No,
  • Peregrine Mendicant: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like; Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
  • Aimless Renegade: crapping fuck... 900 pictures of guns that you absolutely Must see
  • Windswept Questant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Writ Keeper: unfollow me if you hav e ever done or thought about doing war crimes. i dont want war criminals shitting my feed up
  • Ms. Paint: the pursuit of having trhe nicest opinions online... is the only thing that separates us from the god damn animals. the sole reason we exist
  • Snowman: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
@sententiousandbellicose replied to your post: i love my gal serena campbell so much y’all

your spontaneous serena love posts make me feel better about my spontaneous serena love posts. never stop spreading the love.

there can never be too much love for the actual living angel that is serena wendy campbell

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Today’s Furvilla thoughts:

  • Warrior is actually fun, once you’re level 10 and can use weapons that are worth a damn
  • Still no armor besides the basic leather gear I started with though
  • Oh my god, you can tame an animal all at once when you have the species mastered?? I don’t need to check in ten times every ten minutes to confirm I did something with a 100% chance???? GOTY 10/10
Creepy Weeb from OKCupid can't take no for an answer

So, this story starts on OKCupid, the breeding ground for inappropriate, creepy men, and how I met the creepiest, most inappropriate one of the bunch. Oh, and of course he is a weeaboo.

He messaged me with “Hi :)” and I checked out his profile. His pictures were of him in Assassin’s Creed and Ash Ketchum cosplay and he said some pretty weird ass shit on his page like “i will always be there for my friends no mather what, after all…i made a promise to her that i would…” and about he is the “nicest person you will ever meet”, how he is a Pokemon master, etc etc. I thought it was weird but whatever, I’d try to talk to him.

On my profile I have it set to “Looking for: Friendship, Short Term Dating, and Casual Sex”, but he only seemed to be interested in a friendship with me, thank God. We talked for a while about anime and cosplay and stuff and he was actually pretty pleasant and normal, so we added each other on Facebook. He was normal at first but then things got weird.

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After today’s episode I couldn’t not draw this. Damn you, my beautiful gay sons, I’m trying for weeks now to make some bigger Victuuri drawing but you guys don’t make my life easy with all these cute scenes. Really fast sketch with some mild shading.

I sound too calm? I’m actually screaming at my screen even now lmao


Commission me!

anonymous asked:

cuddling w roomate!calum

omg don’t even get me started. cuddling with calum would be the best because he’d always have to have his arms wrapped up around your waist, holding your close. and sometimes he might kiss the skin right behind your ear or play with your hair, and i bet he’d always want to be the little spoon, but every damn time you’d have to remind him that he’s actually superhuman in size and strength so there’s no way it would be remotely comfortable for you to cuddle some huge man child. and he’d DEFINITELY whisper sweet nothings in your ear and twist the ends of your hair as he played with it. oh god, i need a calum to cuddle with.

roommate!5sos night with anarchyaustralia, send in/tag us in your blurbs!

anonymous asked:

I strongly agree with what you said about Jane in your tags... the dynamic is so off and I actually find this to be very upsetting and I am just mad with what they did to the show. There used to be so much potential as well as chemistry between Maura/Sasha and Jane/Angie... but it's gone and that's damn sad

it changed when showrunners switched hands, and yeah, i get that Janet and Jan took on where the show and characters should go in very different ways, but good god, who knew we’d be asking for J.Tam back?

i dont know if new writers and producers changed the dynamic, or if it was interpersonal conflict between angie and sasha (which frankly i could care less about so stop trying to make it a thing with all the wacky speculation, tumblr) or what. but somewhere shortly after J.Nash came on, the show shifted. and man, it sucks. both figuratively and literally. part of the fun in watching this show for me was the subtext easter eggs. i LIVE for subtext, especially when it is done well (see: my love for Xena) and this show did it well for the first few seasons. then poof. they moved away from it, and it was like a switch was flipped. whether you wanted Jane and Maura to get together (i was okay with it staying subtext, and never would have wanted a canon relationship because the show/writers/producers would have never given proper representation for gay ladies) or just liked to watch for the flirty banter, when that was taken away, the entire dynamic of the lead characters shifted. they had to compensate, so Jane became a surly one liner machine that threw barbs (usually at Maura) and Maura became comic relief with all of her wacky knowledge and social awkwardness (and brain damage???)

and this last episode really bothered me because of this scene, which shows just how crappy of a friend Jane has become, who had already blown Maura off for being concerned about her health (”power nap!”) and then belittled her fashion, which is like insulting GOD for Maura. but why write Jane’s character like that? i don’t understand, because there was a point in time that when Maura talked about fashion and the things she loved, Jane looked at her like this:

and i’m not even posting that because of the heart eyes Jane has, but because Maura explained that she was in awe of what human beings could do, and Jane’s expression says ‘okay, yeah, i get that. i see that means something to you and i understand part of you now. xo’

so thats my problem. where did that character go? because when you write for your characters, you write (i’d hope) with growth and development in mind. where is this character at now, and how do they reach their endgame and what goes into shaping that. you don’t strip them away of the things that made them interesting to begin with.

Tagged by @saraosaur, @led-floydd, and @unwontedmetalsunflower to post a selfie… (*uses selfie tagging to show off my new sepultura shirt* isnt it amazing i love it so much) its 12 AM and im feeling a bit drowsy, so imma tag just a few peeps: @ashes-in-your-m0uth, @kurk-omelette, @vulgar-display-of-iowa, @hipsterpunk1, @celesteluvsfood, and everyone else :)