god bless drag queens

My gramma just told me the best fucking story

When my gramma was in her early twenties (this was early 1950’s), she dated this guy named Larry and he was like SUPER FINE. One night after dinner Larry took my gramma to this bar where there was gonna be kind of a burlesque show type thing. She thought it was kinda strange that a guy she was dating would take her to something like that but whatever, she’s an adventurous lady.
So this blonde dancer comes out and starts her routine and she was super good and really gorgeous. Gramma’s impressed. But then Blondie comes over to Gramma and Larry and ruffles Larry’s hair like she knows him really well or something, so Gramma’s like ???????
Anyway the dancer ended her routine by taking off her bra and revealing that she was a drag queen. Gram says to Larry, “Okay that was cool and stuff but why did you show me this?”
Larry says, “That’s my brother.”
My gramma’s boyfriend brought her to see his brother’s drag show for like their third date.

god freaking bless catilin snow for dropping the most accurate truth bombs and basically providing the best roast i‘ve ever seen on tv

God Bless the Drag Queens

I’m serious, y'all. SU cosplay is 80% successful drag. These are helpful whatever body situation you’re starting out with for characters as wide ranging as Pearl, Jasper, and even Greg (and his luscious locks!).

CW: Some of these videos feature bodies in various states of undress down to just undies as well as occasional coarse language.

You got the extreme proportions
How to pad your hips
How to pad your hips 2
How to pad your chest

You got the extreme facial features
How to make extreme eyebrows
How to draw large lips
Cheekbones, sharp nose, and lips  
Drag lip ombre tutorial for beginners

You got the giant hair
How to Jack A Wig (previously linked)
How to style big drag queen wigs
How to Crimp your Wig
Setting wig curls with hair gel–3 kinds of curls