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I saw the top image awhile ago in this Urbanite post (though they unfortunately didn’t credit the source and while I did my best to find the original with a Google reverse image search, I didn’t have any luck.), which was actually for the Louboutins. I could never walk in skyscraper heels, so while I appreciate them from a certain viewpoint (that viewpoint being that they’re worn by anybody but me because I would break all of my leg bones and my neck), my eyes went right to that heart-stopping red lips clutch instead.

I didn’t know who made it, so I just Googled “red lips clutch” and found it right away. And look! It’s only $420!!!!!!!!!!

Go fuck yourself, Lulu Guinness.

list 10 favorite characters (one per series/fandom) then tag 10 people
I was tagged by these lovely people: flazy2 thedailygiggy carlllgallaghrrr mickeysavesian bellafarella northsfire rawarn
1. Mickey Milkovich - Shameless US
2. Charlie Kelly - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
3. Gob Bluth - Arrested Development
4. Simon Bellamy - Misfits
5. Saboo - The Mighty Boosh
6. Rick Dagless MD - Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace
7. Leslie Knope - Parks & Recreation
8. Murray Hewitt - Flight of the Conchords
9. Jesse Pinkman - Breaking Bad
10. Matt Murdock - Daredevil
I don’t know who hasn’t done this yet?? UHM

Brando’s Island – “Autism Vision” b/w “Auto Warfare” 7” (Million Dollar)

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Imagine Six Finger Satellite circa Severe Exposure, synths fully integrated into the band, except the guitar and bass have been replaced by a rather well-played xylophone. Imagine the attitudes that would allow such a development to occur, and you have the tone and shape of Brando’s Island, a Melbourne band that rose from the wreckage of The Zingers, reviewed here not so long ago. Electronics buzz like a lawnmower, confrontational dance beats ride out, gobfuls of words spill forth, and those sticks do their own dance all over the high register. Both songs 100%; no other band sounds like this at all in our current year, and none have ever come across quite like them. Whether this could sustain a whole album remains to be seen, but if The Zingers could, I feel like Brando’s Island (god, what a name!) would pull through. The adjunct feelings of how the downsizing of Easter Bilby distro in the coming year will effect the amount and quality of Australian submissions to Still Single are still smarting, but we can look back and say that we had this. Outstanding single. (http://milliondollarrecs.bigcartel.com)
(Doug Mosurock)

list 10 favorite characters (one per series/fandom) then tag 10 people

I was tagged by pandyxmilkovich <3

1. Carl Gallagher (Shameless US)
2. Lydia Martin (Teen Wolf)
3. Clint Barton (MCU)
4. Gabriel (SPN)
5. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
6. Carol Peletier (The Walking Dead)
7. Gwaine (Merlin)
8. Jim Halpert (The Office)
9. Gob Bluth (Arrested Development) 
10. Mycroft Holmes (Sherlock)

tagging: southsidemilkovich // caspersbastardchild // mickeyandmandy // icalia248 // oreoandme 

Crystal Cosmic Authority

I think The Cosmic realm, the realm outside any of the universes in the AT multiverse, where the metaphysical and supernatural properties in Adventure Time come from, used to be governed by crystal people, but is not anymore.

First we have the confirmed crystal-based authority constructs in the cosmic realms, like the crystal which tells Cosmic Owl which dream to go to

Or the Crystal Citadel, a prison where criminals who commited Cosmic crimes are sent to

The Enchridion, a tome used to create a portal into the cosmic realm, is ruled by the “gems of power”.

Grob Gob Glob Grod is a cosmic entity and a crystal based politician, whose referred to almost as a god in Ooo.

I think it’s safe to say Crystal domination is apparent in the Cosmic realm as a whole.

So why am I saying they’re no longer in power?

First of all, the fact that Grob lives on Mars and not their home dimension

Secondly, other non-crystal species have been fighting over their territory

But most important of all, they have no leader and their dimension is a wreck.

When Finn and Jake visit the Crystal Dimension early on in the series, the dimension is empty and broken, it’s got about 3 guardians and little to no citizens and no leader.

The crystal guardians had to force Tree Trunks to become their leader (which feeds her in lust for power, supporting the first part of the theory), called Quartzion The Crystal Queen. They have to turn Finn into crystal because their population is almost nothing.

Why were the Crystals so powerful that their machinery still runs the multiverse, and what happened to them?

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Rising from the dust of stagnation, HE returns. 

Please do give a warm welcome (back) to 

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The Bluth Family as the Greek Gods

People made some really great lists for this au scenario so I decided to make mine.

  • Lucille - Hera - Queen of the gods, she was extremely jealous of the many affairs of her husband Zeus. She took terrible revenge on the girlfriends and illegitimate children of her husband.
  • George Sr - Zeus - The superior king of the gods
  • Lindsay - Aphrodite - Goddess of love and beauty
  • Buster - Poseidon - The moody god of the sea
  • Michael - Hermes - The cunning god of the trade, business, travel, also messenger of the gods
  • Gob - Aristaeus - Minor patron god of fruit trees and animal husbandry, credited with the discovery of many useful arts, including bee-keeping.
  • Maeby - Athena - The sophisticated goddess of war and cunning wisdom
  • George Michael - Apollo - The youthful god of music and sun
  • Tobias - Dionysus - Dionysus was the fun loving god of high spirits, strong emotions and wine. He is also closely associated with drama and the theatre.
  • Oscar - Eros - God of love, lust, sex.
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Béla Fleck & Abigail Washburn cover Europe’s “The Final Countdown”

With a hair metal wig firmly in place, Béla Fleck and Abigail Washburn perform an excellent, dueling banjo take on Europe’s epic “The Final Countdown.”

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