goats movie

Literally why does no one remember the movie Stardust?

there’s a cross-dressing pirate


A pirate ship that is steampunk and flies


and the pirates collect lightning like badasses

Did I mention Unicorns?

swordfights

Oh yeah and the main character’s true love is a STAR


No but really. A star. that shines

Don’t believe me?


And she has a great personality

There’s an evil witch

And the clothes are amazing


Tristan dumps the gold-digging, heartless Victoria in an epic way


The princes’ ghosts are hilarious


Oh and romance


Just look at how cute they are

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The VVitch: A New-England Folktale (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

“Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”