goat dragging

Top 10 songs atm tagged by the queen of music @samnesmail

  • see you again by Tyler the Creator AND EVERY SONG ON THE ALBUM
  • GOD by Kendrick Lamar 
  • Boys by Charli xcx
  • a pure person by lim giong 
  • small town witch by sneaker pimps 
  • what your soul sings by massive attack 
  • Psycho by Eddie Noack 
  • Praying by Kesha
  • im a boy im a girl by Johnny Thuders
  • want you back by haim

im tagging or rather fucking tag ur iting : @mackasaurussex @samipapi @samiilamadingdong @wakeuppapi @raminified @ramimalekeyes @what-the-goat-dragged-in  @malekbrosinc

Re-Write of my first fic

So, lemme explain, we all know @milqybubbles fic, the popular re-nightmare meme ‘You said anything, Al.’ being something that arose from it.

BUT-

There was a fic before that one, which was my fic that was written in the first stream I ever attended that was hosted by Skrill.

I decided to re-write that fic.

Here it is

uhh cussies and some suggestive stuff ahead


Alfred swept the floors of the building in silence as he did every night, focusing on not much more than the collection of particles beneath the broom. He sighed, exhaustion making his mind fuzzy, all he could listen to was the dull scrape of the broom’s head on the floor and the sharp ticking of the clock on the wall no more than five feet away. He jumped, dropping the broom suddenly as he heard a sharp, angry yell, Kao’s voice easily recognizable. He turned, and went to make sure the goat was okay, and found the sound leading him to a blood-smeared door, the one he knew all too well from his history of abuse from Mystery. He gripped the rusted handle and tried to turn it, it was locked, he paused, he couldn’t look through the small window that was in the door, years of smeared crimson-stained dust covering it. He took a step back and violently kicked the handle, watching the door swing open. He saw Mystery, who had Kao pinned tightly in the corner, turn around with a disgusted look. “Fuck off, mutt.” the feline growled. Alfred tried to find his words, and finally responded after a moment’s pause, “G-Get the fuck away from him!” the canine snapped back. Mystery grinned malevolently, “Or else what..?” he taunted. Alfred paused, he really had no threat against the feline, “O-Or I’ll-” he stuttered, unable to find his words. The feline took a few steps forward, only a few inches away from Alfred’s face now, “Fuck off, you weak little shit, don’t come here and interrupt me if you have nothing to say of it.” he snarled. Alfred stood in silence, his ears sharply pinned as he tore his claws across the feline’s cheek, watching him step back in surprise, before a look of sheer anger came across his face, “Oh, you are so fucking stupid~” he growled. Alfred yelped as the feline, with one swift motion, had him slammed down into the floor, pinning the canine with violent strength. Alfred growled and locked his jaws down on the feline’s ear, immediately cringing as bitter black blood stained his mouth, Mystery ripped himself away, watching the canine stand and spit the torn-off tip of his ear out of his mouth. Alfred pulled a scalpel out of his pocket and sliced the feline across the chest, tearing through the coat and causing a shallow wound, in turn, Mystery drew the large knife from his pocket and with a sharp targeted motion sliced from one cheek to the other across the canine’s face, violently kicking the dog in the leg to drop him to the ground, he roughly pinned Alfred down and drew his knife up with a sadistic grin. The dog stopped struggling and closed his eye, waiting for the knife to plunge somewhere deep into his body. He heard a loud slam and felt wood splinters fall down all over him, opening an eye to watch the feline hit the ground, growling for a moment before loosing consciousness, he looked up to see Kao with a few pieces of a destroyed chair in his hands, eyes wide with surprise from what he had just done. The dog slowly got up, kicking the feline lightly, gaining no response, but Mystery was definitely alive. “H-Holy shit..” Alfred muttered, surprised Kao would even do something like that. He heard an angry groan and saw the feline move a little. The canine quickly grabbed Kao’s hand, the goat dropping the bits of chair in his hand to the ground, “I’m not waiting for him to wake up.” he said quickly, dragging the goat out of the blood-spattered room.

anonymous asked:

Often when Damian hang out with Billy, Jon and Colin. The four of them always ended up going on a quest or busting some major crime

Damian slumped through the diner door and wordlessly slide into the booth next to Jon. Billy leaned over the table and wiped some dirt from Damian’s cheek with a napkin. Damian tired to look annoyed but it didn’t quite get to eyes. Colin shoved a large basket of fries across the table at him. “You look like something the goat dragged in” Jon said wrinkling his nose. “Tt it’s cat Kent” 

“goat, I live with them, and a cat would never bring anything as beat up as you” Colin snorted and Damian glared at him, he just shrugged and leaned over Billy to grab a fry out of the basket in front of Damian. “So where were you?” Jon demanded. “A secret mission for my father, I have responsibilities something you wouldn’t know about Kent” Colin rolled his eyes and Jon puffed up. 

Before a fight could start Billy lifted a hand “come on Dami, I’m sure Batman won’t mind if you tell your boyfriend and your two best friends about it.” Damian looked annoyed that Billy had played the boyfriend card before deflating. “I spent all day in the sewers setting up motion detectors, Killer Croc is out again and if we want to catch him we have to make sure  we have all the sewers covered” 

Colin looked at the fry in his hand contemplatively “I’m really glad i’m not a Robin” he said before taking a bite. “tt there’s only one Robin, me, and that’s because it’s hard work” 

“you can count me out” Jon slurped happily from a strawberry milk shake and Damian glared at him. “Being a hero is a lot of boring hard work” Billy said sagely “I mean when I have monitor duty I’m bored out of my skull most of the time.” Damian just grunted and dug into the fries. “I like being freelance” Colin said leaning back and sucking on the straw into his soda which matched his hair perfectly. “I never know what’s gonna happen” 

“yeah” piped up Jon “It’s never boring and there’s always an-” he was cut off by a booming sound and a car going flying past the plate glass window and down the road. Villainous laugher ripped through the night and lighting shot down the road after the car. All four boys groaned, Colin tipped back his head and chugged his orange soda in one gulp, burping loudly he said “come on guys lets go” and they all shuffled out of the booth and out into the street. 

Need some prayer, guys

Fibro is hitting me hard today and I’m having a hard time breathing/generally feeling like I’ve been tied to a team of goats and am being dragged through various circles of hell. If y'all could say s little prayer that this nastiness will ease up soon I’d seriously appreciate it.

unusual drag race questions for you to send and answer !!!!

1). motor boat Michelle visage or finger bang santino rice?

2). have you ever masturbated to a queen? who?

3). which queen would you let spit in your mouth?

4). who do you think has a bigger dick, sharon or detox?

5). jinkx/alaska sex tape or adore/bianca?

6). which season 7 queen do you think would be the best in bed

7). who’s ass would you eat from season 4?

8). drink willams puke or drink katya’s sweat? 

9). which stereotypically “fishy” queen would you fuck in drag?

10). be adore delano’s toilet or courtney acts cum rag? 

11). get pissed on by Roxxxy andrews, or listen to Serena cha cha talk about theater school for seven hours straight? 

12). which judge would you murder to bring back an eliminated queen from any season, and who would the queen be?

13). out of vicky vox and rhea litre, you have to let one on the show and you have to brutally beat the other one to death, who do you choose for what?

14). who’s panties would you sniff from season 3

15). you have three cocktails, one is laced with bleach, the other two are fine. you cant tell them apart, you have to pick two queens you love to risk the lives of, and one queen you dislike to pray gets the bleach, who do you pick? 

16). trixie mattel is running late for a show, you have the opportunity to kidnap her, get her to the show or kill her, what do you do?

17). alaska and sharon are fighting to the death, sharon has fake metals on and is having a bad allergic reaction, and alaska has long fake nails on which are hard to do things with, who wins?

18). who would you let shit on your chest, manila luzon or raven?

19). you get to a show by your fave queen! but another one of your fave queens wont let you through, you must kill them, which one of your faves do you kill, and who is the queen you are killing them for?

20). fuck, avoid, marry, kill: delta, manila, raja and carmen

21). would you rather watch alyssa edwards slowly slather her back rolls in oil, or watch jinkx monsoon pick food out of her teeth?

22). which one of your least fave queens would you hate fuck?

23). what’s a weird/fucked up drag race ship that you enjoy?

24). watch violet react to her sex tape or watch detox react to hers?

25). if you cut off your arm with a saw, you can re-pick every winner from each season, do you do it? who do you pick for each season?

26). watch bianca fist courtney or watch willam top another queen?

27). which queen could piss in your mouth and you’d be cool with it?

28). the word you associate with pandora boxx, the word you associate with chad Michaels and the name of your first pet. combine them, whats your new drag name?

29). marry mimi imfurst or a goat?

30). get on drag race and go home first, or lick the sweat off jasmine masters forehead?  

31). you find porn of your fave queen, are you really fucking happy or really fucking upset?

32). punch rupaul in the face or accept his choices for season 7

33). become as good a dancer as Alaska, or become as good a comedian as alyssa edwards :/

34). smell ginger minj’s armpits or lick her left ass cheek?

35). you can run into raja’s closet with a huge bag and take as many clothes as you want, but shes running after you with a knife, risk it and fight her off, or just go get clothes elsewhere?

36). would you cut off your nipples to become your fave queens best friend, or no?

37). who is fishier, recent jade jolie or recent Michelle visage? (seriously it seems easy but think about it) 

38). you can hack any queens twitter and start a lie about them, who’s the queen and what is the lie?

39). you get 1 dick pick from a queen of your choice, who?

40). you find a time machine and it can take you back to any season of the race, you have the ability to help one queen that didn’t win, who do you help and how would you help them?

41). worst song made by any drag queen (including queens that weren’t a contestant on the race) 

42). are you a pro stalker? think of your favourite drag racer, can you name a friend they have that isn’t popular or a drag racer? 

43). fuck, marry, avoid, kill: Alaska thunderfuck 5000, honey mahogany, nicole paige brooks and rebecca glasscock

44) cure cancer or bring back katya?

45). what queens from any season would you love to see lip sync for their life naked, and what song would they preform to?

46). erase everyones memory of lil pound cake so that no one remembers anything about lil pound cake, or erase everyones memory of ornacia? 

47). get given head by your fave queen or eat pizza w/ them

48).  who would you have an orgy with rolaskatox or the heathers

49). become pearl’s personal punching post, or punch pearl in the face

50). would you fuck someone in the old untucked lounge or the new untucked lounge?

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Buzkashi (literally “goat dragging” in Persian) or kokpar is the Central Asian sport in which horse-mounted players attempt to drag a goat or calf carcass toward a goal. It is the national sport of Afghanistan & Tajikistan, although it was banned under the Taliban regime in Afghanistan. 

Traditionally, games could last for several days, but in its more regulated tournament version it has a limited match time. The game consists of two main forms: Tudabarai and Qarajai. Tudabarai is considered to be the simpler form of the game. In this version, the goal is simply to grab the goat and move in any direction until clear of the other players. In Qarajai, players must carry the carcass around a flag or marker at one end of the field, then throw it into a scoring circle (the “Circle of Justice”) at the other end. The riders will carry a whip, often in their teeth, to fend off opposing horses and riders.