go watch this right now!

Hey all! It’s your friendly neighborhood acheemient here! Letting you know some cool stuff about becoming a @roosterteeth FIRST member on roosterteeth.com!

It’s a pretty sweet deal they have going on right now. Not only do you get to watch every video a day early, you also get really great exclusive content (Whuuuaaat? No really, I know!).

Not only that, but right now, a year long membership only costs $35.99!! That’s like paying $2.99 per month!! That’s really pretty cheap compared to the old $4.99 a month! Our top mathematicians assure us that it’s..like..almost half off or something! Pretty sweet, huh?

But, acheemient, you say, I don’t HAVE $34.99 right now! To that I say, No worries my broke friend! The first month is Absolutely FREE and you can cancel before you have to pay any munz!! It’s like stealing, but you can’t go to jail for it!

Still not sold? WELL FUCK YOU! Juuust kidding! There’s more!! With a FIRST membership you also get 5% off every purchase at the RT Store, as well as early access to tickets for events like RTX and Let’s Play Live! So you never have to worry about them being sold out by the time you want to purchase them!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!! Crack your wallet! Steal your mom’s credit card*! Look for change under your couch! AND GET A FIRST MEMBERSHIP TODAAAAY!!!


*acheemient does not advocate stealing, especially from your own mother, Jesus Christ, she was in labor with you for HOURS and this is how you repay her?? You should be ashamed of yourself!

  • Power Rangers: *attempt to morph after failing many times*
  • Me: It's Morphin' Time!
  • Jason *in his badass voice*: It's Morphin' Time!
  • 6-year-old Sis: *looks at me like I'm Doctor Strange or something*
  • Me: *cooly* Damn right
  • Also Me: *innerly fangirling and fighting back tears of joy from the fact that I just heard Jason say "It's Morphin' Time" after all these years*

Watching this is making me so thankful that I live in an era where people with mental illness are treated with kindness and compassion and humanly. Granted it’s still not on par with the treatment and understanding for Physical Health and there is still a stigma attached to it. But my gosh, everything has changed so much in a mere 50 years and god knows I’m thankful for it.

Everyone go watch the broadway.com audience choice awards right now

• there was an open bar
• they haven’t filmed any other years because of what happened in 2013
• you get to watch all of your favourite broadway stars get smashed in one evening and then give each other awards
• Sierra Boggess
• Aaron Tveit
• seriously just go watch it it’s on youtube

Ellie my child… oh God, you know there is a fuckening shitstorm brewing for this woman

“I dreamt I was at Axehampton, lying by the waterfall”

And every single episode brings us closer and closer to Joe

Then there’s her dad and kiddos and the problems with Tom

And her personal grief, the way she can relate to Trish’s needs, and what happened to her, and how she’s so traumatised by what men have done and hiding it behind this wall of anger

And SHE KEEPS WALKING HOME ALONE AT NIGHT.

something bad is going to happen to ellie and when it does I’m going to defenestrate myself

GO WATCH POWER RANGERS RIGHT NOW. 

DROP EVERYTHING THAT YOU’RE DOING AND GO WATCH POWER RANGERS IN THEATERS RIGHT NOW. 

THIS FILM DESERVES TO BE SUPPORTED AND BREAKING RECORDS RIGHT NOW. IT’S SO GOOD AND I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. 

EVEN AS A RANGERS FAN I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS NEW TAKE ON THE SERIES BECAUSE I LOVE POWER RANGERS AS A WHOLE. 

SERIOUSLY THOUGH. GO WATCH IT. IT’S REALLY FUCKING GOOD. 

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Call out post for Travis Willingham: so supportive???

Series finale of The Vampire Diaries tonight!

Currently freaking out

I don’t think I’m ready to say goodbye yet. I’m just gonna…

i had a request a little while back for charlie making nick flustered so. here you go

  • Cole: I am hungry I want some lasaga
  • Zane: you're eating us out of house and home, CLOAL
  • Cole: enough with the chit chat, let's get some grub going
  • *Grub Time*
  • Zane: where are the 3-cheese pizzas?
  • Cole: I ate those food
  • Zane: where are the taco shells?
  • Cole: I ate those food
  • Zane: where did all the hamburger helper go?
  • Cole: *BRUP*
  • Zane: you're such a bad brother that's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw Coal-
Lucifer is awesome, go watch it right the fuck now

Going into the show, I wasn’t really expecting much. I thought it would be your typical, garden-variety show constantly trying to outdo itself with how durk and edgee it could make the devil character. Good, but nothing special.

I have never been so pleasantly surprised in my life. The show is amazing! I think the reason it works so well is because the characters are treated as characters, not one dimensional tropes with no development or motivation.

This version of Lucifer is quickly becoming one of my favourites, and let me tell you why. Might be spoilers, idk?? Scroll past if you don’t want vague as shit references to stuff that happens in the show.

You get the usual devilish things, the arrogance, the sex, the rock n’ roll lifestyle. There’s the wrath. Even that’s different to every other devil I’ve seen on screen or in print. It’s this quiet wrath, and it’s somehow more unsettling than simple violence could ever be, though he’s not adverse to that either.

But you also get some very surprising elements to his character. Insecurity and deep rooted fears of rejection that genuinely hinder the character in tangible ways. He runs away when Chloe sees the scars on his back, and he’s so clearly terrified in that moment. Those scars are the constant reminder of the greatest rejection he’s ever faced. The moment his wings were cut from his back and he was cast away by the parent who was supposed to love and protect him, but instead put him in charge of a glorified torture chamber and turned his very name into the embodiment of evil. 

All of that trauma created a need to be wanted, a constant undercurrent of loneliness we see him try and fill with wild parties and sex. We see intense sadness when he realises all those people, those men and women he shared his bed with, don’t really consider him meaningful. He’s just a good fuck. It hurts him to see that said over and over again because he so desperately wants to mean something to someone, anyone. I have never seen that before with this kind of character and it’s honestly one of the most quietly heartbreaking scenes I’ve watched.

We see the other side too, the fun, jokey part of him resulting in some of the funniest dialogue I’ve heard outside of the comedy greats. The stubborn and childishly impatient part that causes him to barrel into situations and wonder why it all went wrong. There’s softness there too, a delicate part of him that cares so, so deeply for those close to him but never quite understands how to express that without making himself too vulnerable. It’s the same part that cries when his own cell in hell forces him to kill his brother over and over again, because he’s never wanted to hurt Uriel, or any of his siblings, and never got to to tell him that. 

There’s so much more than I can list right now. I’d be here for hours and I still haven’t gotten to how awesome Chloe Decker is. Finally, a truly strong female character who is treated like an actual person with actual fears, likes, dislikes, and motivations. She’s wonderful, an absolute bamf but still sits and plays princess tea part with her daughter because that’s her idea of having fun. Then there’s Maze and Linda and Ella and the Goddess of All Creation (also known as Mum) all amazing female characters, two of which are POC. Trixie is adorable, and a refreshing take on modern kids. She’s smart and funny, and her interaction with Lucifer is hysterical. Dan is a great male character. He tries his best bless him, and he’s a really good dad. He and Lucifer are a fantastic bromance…if they can stop bickering that is. 

Just…go watch this show. Please. Treat yourself. Don’t pass judgement until you’ve seen the second season, because that’s when all the character development set up in the first truly pays off. Not that the first season isn’t awesome, because it is. Go watch. It’s on Amazon Prime.