go to my fridge


Basic kind of day

Yesterday I took my sister to go get her first tattoo and ended up getting another one myself lol. After that, we binge watched Grey’s Anatomy and ate all the food in my fridge so now I have to go get more groceries 🙃. Plus, Sage is running out of cat food, im still getting used to being a cat mom😩. Have a good Sunday everyone❣️❣️

[must watch] Angela ‘s Mother told Jackson that angela study in  ‘UK ‘ and she can speaks English well so Jackson use his British accent to talk to her

Jackson’s british accent all the sudden
JS: So you speak english ?
NG: Yeah
JS: her english looks like native.
JS: wot’s your name?
NG: Angela
JS: how odd ar you this yah ?
NG: 8
JS: wot’s yuh favorite sobjecTTT ?
NG: thinkin’!!…
JS: wot’s yuh favorite fooo ?
NG: Apple
JS: Do you have weibo ?
NG: …………
JS: do you want to follllow wang jiaer ?
NG: ……………………….
JS dumb face

alright just another test also don’t think i didn’t notice you liking that other post oh my god

Our Pet Monster

TW: Mentions of Pedophilia

When we moved to Pine Drive, I never expected to find a conspiracy among the kids there.

I was an only child and a loner, thanks to my parents always moving. My dad’s job had him hopping from state to state. It was a pretty tough going if you wanted to make friends. But he promised that we’d stay at least six months here, so I had a chance to make at least one friend.

And whadya know, on my block, there were a ton of kids to make friends with.

I didn’t even really have to try. Two days after moving in, the Langley twins Diana and David were pounding on my door, asking who owned that bike parked in the front yard and if they wanted to play. I was shy but the twins were ecstatic to meet me.

Apparently their group had an odd number before I moved in and they needed equal teams to play their games with.

There was Alicia, who was six, she was the baby but she was very sweet. The oldest was Fletcher who was thirteen but his social skills were a bit behind so he didn’t mind hanging out with a bunch of nine and ten year olds. I think there was about ten of us all in all.

But I learned soon enough that there was a secret each of them shared.

Keep reading

The Big Fuckin’ Curse Candle.

So as some of you may know, I do a bit of cursey and justice-attaining work for people I know.

A large percentage of those people are asking me to deal with abusers who got away with it – often multiple times, often despite them putting themselves at risk to testify, etc.

There are so many of these fuckers (what a world, eh?) that I have created The Big Fuckin’ Curse Candle to deal with ‘em all.

For any of you other witches who do some work for others, or perhaps you’ve had the misfortune to deal with more than one abuser in your life, here ya go. The Big Fuckin’ Curse Candle.

You shall require…

  • A black candle big enough for your purposes. Mine is enormous; yours might not need to be.
  • A knife.
  • A taglock of each person you’re cursing (picture, hair, or just their name if that’s all you have).
  • A thing in which to store this candle which is either completely light-fast black, or reflective.
  • A cursing concoction of your choice, preferably with an element of Justice or Law Enforcement.
  • A protective spell of your choice.
  • A lighter.

What you are basically doing is creating a jail to send these evil fuckers to.

Take your knife and scoop out some wax from the side of the candle, preferably lower down. SAVE THE WAX.

Make the hole big enough to fit your taglock and your cursing concoction, stuff it in the hole, and then pack the wax in on top of it.

Take your lighter and heat the wax, sealing the fucker inside your candle with your curse.

Light your candle and activate the curse however you prefer, and let it burn until you feel like you’ve got enough energy behind it.

Put it out, cleanse your space, and CONTAIN YOUR CANDLE.

You have a super-charged, potentially multiple curse inside this thing. It’s like a fucking magical grenade, and if you don’t contain it, shit will start going weird in your house. I put it on top of my fridge and actually broke it with this thing. Yes, I’m serious. It killed my fridge. At first I didn’t realize it was the candle, so I moved it to my cabinet, and then it caused everything in the cabinet to rot. And then I finally figured it out. Oops. So I had to cleanse the shit out of everything.

I prefer a reflective metal container, but in a pinch, a thick, light-fast black fabric will do. You want it to be able to contain the curse work within itself, like how you probably store your baneful concoctions in a solid container rather than letting them sit out open in a bowl on your altar, right? Same concept. Don’t let this shit bleed everywhere.

In addition to protecting your space from bleed-over, this also allows you to protect your spellwork itself. If you’re gonna be cursing people, be prepared for them to fight back.

One of the people in my curse candle is a fuckhead of a warlock who has somehow managed to escape the law in 2 different countries. I suspect, due to differences of style, that he doesn’t have any protections that would specifically address the way I work. But I do know that when shit starts going crazy for him, he’s smart enough to wonder if someone’s starting a magical firefight on his ass.

But even people who don’t practice magic can fight back. The biggest component to magic is Will, and I know I sure as hell made some magical stuff happen with my will years before I ever started a dedicated practice. I’m sure a lot of you have too. And so might the bastard you’re cursing. Perhaps that’s why they’ve escaped justice up until now. So protect your shit.

My container has my strongest reversal on it (which I keep quite secret – and you should keep yours secret too), enhanced by its reflective qualities.

And there ya go. The Big Fuckin’ Curse Candle.

so i watched this chinese drama called Nirvana in Fire and it fUCKED ME UP

here’s a thing i’m working on! i’ll eventually color it, but i quite like the lineart :D

Worst Date Ever- Frederik Andersen

Originally posted by brandoncarlo


So I know there was supposed to be a Sidney Crosby smut today, but I’m having trouble with it so if you give me until like Wednesday (maybe tomorrow if work’s not horrible) then it’ll be out!!! I’m SORRY!!! Enjoy FREDDDDDDIIEEEEEEEEEEE in the mean time!

Warning: a few cusses (one is in Danish so if you just don’t read the translation at the bottom you’re good!)

Anon Request: Hey!! Your imagines are 👌🏼👌🏼 I was wondering if you could do a Frederik Andersen one whenever you have a chance (if you have the time that is) just because there’s not enough Freddie out there 😪

PS- FREDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEEDS MORE LOVE!!!! And a steak dinner and a few X rated things that I won’t say. HEART AND SOUL OF THE TEAM THANK YOU VERY MUCH! (Sorry I get emotional about Freddie). Anon if you want to get emotional with me about Freddie feel free!


              You sat on a bench outside the restaurant waiting for your date.

Keep reading


Request: Can I please get 96, 97 and 98 with Kai? :)

Prompts: “I never thought you’d hurt me but I was wrong. You hurt me the most.” “I want you and I know you want me too.” “I can’t watch you with someone else. It’s tearing me apart.” 

Imagine~ you used to have feelings for Kai but you didn’t think he returned them but when you got a new boyfriend he confesses everything to you. 

Watching his arm slung around your shoulder made Kai’s blood boil. That should’ve been him, it should’ve been him watching late night films with you, eating takeaway food with you, it should’ve been him calling you mine. (a/n) i have no idea if that makes sense but you get the picture.

You could feel Kai’s eyes burning into you as Josh, your boyfriend, slung his arm around you, pulling you closer into him. It felt uncomfortable, the boy you were currently with and the boy you still loved in the same room together. Especially when you could tell Kai was annoyed. 

“I’m just gonna grab a glass of water.” you said lowly to Josh who was completely engrossed in conversation with his friends. He didn’t reply so you simply stood up and walked to the kitchen, pouring yourself a glass of water. 

The tension in the room was deafening and it seemed you were the only person who actually noticed it, seeing as you were the only person who needed air. 

“So, who’s the new guy?” you heard the familiar voice say. You span around to see exactly who you were expecting, Kai Parker. 

“My boyfriend. Why?” you asked nonchalantly taking a sip of your water. Kai looked at you cocking an eyebrow before continuing. 

“Why on earth are you with him? He clearly doesn’t care about you, he’s just using you.” Kai said making you roll your eyes. Kai was the one who hurt you in the first place and now he has the cheek to pull that act. 

“Why do you care so much?” you asked clearly irritated by his presence.

“I don’t. I just don’t want you to get hurt and then come crying to me about how I was right the whole time.” he said plainly, grabbing a beer from the fridge. 

“You think he’s going to break my heart?” you said, raising your voice slightly gradually getting more and more irritated at the siphoner. 

“He’ll hurt you, whether you like it or not. I can tell, he’s a heart breaker.” Kai said, smiling at you sarcastically before his face turned to a slight amount of disgust. 

“Oh my god. Are you jealous?” you asked, a small sarcastic laugh escaping your lips. 

“All I’m trying to say is I would never hurt you, unlike him him.” he said as you scoffed at his words. 

“You know what Kai.” you started “I never thought you’d hurt me but I was wrong. You hurt me the most.”

Tears brimmed your eyes at your own words and the thought of how hurt you were when you thought he didn’t have feelings for you. 

“When have I ever hurt you? We were never together.” Kai said raising his voice at you. 

“Exactly. I had feelings for you and you didn’t return them so I went and got a new boyfriend and now here you are saying your better for me. It’s too late Kai.” you said getting quieter with every word you said. 

“It’s not too late, just dump that phony and I’ll show you that I’m better for you.” he said, raising his voice once again as he towered over you. 

“Kai, what don’t you understand about it’s too late. I don’t have feelings for you anymore.” you lied, you couldn’t let him win. As much as you wanted to be with him, he hurt you and you didn’t want to be in that pain ever again. 

“Stop lying.” he scoffed, slowly approaching you whilst you rolled your eyes.  “I want you and I know you want me too.”

You bit on your bottom lip, shaking your head slowly. “I’m happy now Kai.” 

Everything you were saying was a complete lie. You weren’t happy. You’d never be happy without Kai but you’d also never stay sane with him. 

Kai looked at you, pain evident in his eyes at your words. “Please, don’t go back to him.” he whispered as his eyes became glossy. 

You pursed your lips together, desperately trying to avoid eye contact. “Where am I supposed to go then?” 

After what felt like forever you looked at Kai, it was as if the pain he was feeling was passed onto you as well. 

“Anywhere. Just not with him.” Kai said. His feelings were controlling him, even though feelings were new to him he knew he loved you and seeing you with somebody else was slowly killing him. 

“Why not?” you croaked making you curse yourself for sounding so weak when you needed to look strong. 

“I can’t watch you with someone else. It’s tearing me apart.” he said locking eyes with you. 

“Kai, do you realize how hard it was to have every single piece of me to love you but then for you not return the feeling I had for you? It killed me Kai, I wanted to die. But I had to learn to move on and so do you.” you sighed, tears spilling down your face at your words. 

“No.” Kai whispered and he quickly approached you, smashing his lips against yours. 

Everything around you stopped as you stood there stunned as Kai’s hands cupped your face. 

After a few moments you melted into the kiss. You completely forgot about Josh and all of your emotions were focused on Kai. 

Butterflies swarmed your stomach as all of your emotions ran wild. Your brain was rushing with thoughts, all of which involved Kai. 

Kai pulled away first, resting his forehead against yours. You let out a shaky breath as you opened your eyes looking into his deep blue ones. 

“Please. I need you.” he said shakily, his heart pumping. 

“I’m here.” you whispered. 

(a/n) anon requested this and it was fun to write. I kind of struggled at some bits but I hope its somewhere along the lines of what you were looking for <3