go to disney world

Reminder that a wild Orca called Granny died this week (well most likely she’s missing presumed dead) at the grand old age of 105. Tilikum died at 35. Captivity kills.

Reaper76week: “On Holiday” -Vacation/Time Off

My girlfriend and I are going to Disney World in a month. So I have a feeling that midwest farmboy Jack Morrison has never really left his own backyard before the Crisis, and now that he’s in Overwatch Gabriel is going to spoil him by taking him on dates all over the world

I also spent way too much time building that insta template from scratch (My computer froze on me once)

Also also Jack doesn’t really do social media like Gabe does so naturally Gabe put together an instagram for Jack to use (So he picked out his username obviously)

Seventeen at Disney World
  • Seungcheol: "Okay so we are going to do the Buddy System. Everyone hold each others hands so we dont get lost. Please. Im not making a repeat of the Zoo."
  • Jeonghan: "Why is everyone asking me what what Disney Princess I am...?"
  • Joshua: "Jeonghan you're squishing my hand!"
  • Jeonghan: "oops."
  • Woozi: "I TOLD you I am tall enough to go on all the rides. Ha."
  • Hoshi: "We better be able to go on every ride at LEAST once or Im calling Bogus." *gets on roller coaster* "who's brilliant Idea was this? Im gonna DIE."
  • Dokyeom: "Its a small world after all..."
  • Wonwoo: "If we miss the Disney Parade you are all going on my hit list."
  • Jun: "C'mon lets go dance with Mickey!!"
  • Mingyu: "Do you understand how much food I can eat at Epcot?? SO MUCH!!"
  • Minghao: "I think Aurora has a crush on me..."
  • Seungkwan: "Snow White. You. Me. Who can hit the highest note. leTS GO."
  • Vernon: *is singing evey disney song on loop*
  • Dino: "Lion King Lion King Lion King Lion King Lion King Lion King Lion King Lion King Lion King."
  • *Theaters, Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps watching a re-creation of their missing mammal case*
  • actor nick: i can't leave without you my sweetheart
  • actor judy: oh my love! But you must, for my desire for you is too strong!
  • real nick: judy this was the best day of my life that I don't remember

The most ridiculous idea that capitalism sells us is that everyone except for us would be entirely lazy, to the point of allowing society to entirely collapse, if they weren’t forced to work by threat of starvation. Do you think if we were all given enough money to take care of basic needs (food, shelter, non-designer clothes, etc.), nobody would try to do anything else to earn money to travel or buy video games or buy nicer sneakers or get a nicer car or go out to nicer bars, clubs, restaurants? Nobody would buy a new skateboard or remodel their house or go to Disney World? As bored and anxious and petty and competitive as people are, there’s no way in hell a universal basic income (or even out-and-out socialism/communism) would mean everyone half- or quarter-asses life. 

Disney:  We are cancelling Girl Meets World after season 3. The season finale of this show kind of ends on a cliff hanger but we have better shows than Girl Meets World. We have a cheap ripoff of icarly AND we are making a show about a boy with a talking hand!

Me:  You have done enough damage. You have hurt me so many times. I’m still recovering from My Babysitters a Vampire season 2 finale. The finale was so intense and left on a cliffhanger and I was so excited for season three but you cancelled it. I am also recovering from the Sonny With A Chance finale. Do Sonny and Chad get back together? You left so many questions unanswered and I am NOT going to let you do that with Girl Meets World.

Disney: ……………

Me:  I’m a completely normal person.

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Age gap

Prompt: What about a headcanon of Chris dating a younger person? oh! or going to Disney World with him.

A/N: THANK YOU, for challenging me like this. I needed that. There you go, I hope you like it. Keep sending requests :)

Warnings: fluff, a little angs, age gap, bad words.

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Chris and I had been dating for over seven months. And our fights didn’t include his job or mine. Just the fucking age gap. Today was one of those days were that little and stupid thing made us go nuts and not in the nice, corny and sweet way. He was mad.

“Are you kidding me?” I asked him putting my hand in my hips.

“No, y/n, you’re young I get that, you like to go out and have fun with your friends. Your friends that have your same age.” I sighed.

“You know that you can come with me, I love when you come and join me, baby” I made my way towards him and I hugged him, I tried to kiss him but he was so tense.

“I… we, can find something else to do together. I don’t want to be the old man that just goes there and stands there and doesn’t get any of your young jokes…Maybe I’m getting old” he hugged me for a few seconds to add “I love you, have fun” he kissed my forehead and left my apartment.

“What? Wait, Chris…” I tried to reach him. But he turned around and sighed.

“Baby, please. Just text me when you come back home, please?” I nodded and saw the white door closing.

As a girlfriend, I was supposed to know him, right? Well, I did. And I knew that the age gap was always going to be an issue for us, but lately felt worst. His thirties versus my twenties.

I loved him more than anything in the world and I wanted him being part of my world. But he was right, there was a different atmosphere, with his friends, our friends and my friends.

It was killing me that he had that absurd idea of him being old, but for now, I needed to give him his space.

But also, I think there’s something else I could do.

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“Chris” I murmured. He was sleeping. He was so fucking handsome, how could even consider he was old?! I mean, he’s like… breathtaking, amazing, funny… perfect. I laid next to him and started to wave his messy hair.

“Mhm?” he opened his eyes and half smiled. “Baby?” I kissed his nose, he incorporated and sat I leaned and kissed him.

“Good morning”

“Well, it’s not morning yet” he spoke looking at the clock “what are you doing here? I don’t mind, but’s everything ok?” he was that man, caring and sweet.

“Yes, we’re going on a trip, I just needed to wake you up. And it’s not an option, love. We are going.”

“Can I, at least, ask where?” I denied with my head and kissed him.

“No, it’s a surprise. You have ten minutes to shower, I’ll help you packing. Go, now” I ordered. He sprawled in the bed and I rolled my eyes.

“We can stay here, in bed. And I could kiss you and you could kiss me back” he added. His propose was very convincing, but not right now.

“No, move your young and awesome ass from bed” his head showed from the covers with that funny look “Please?”

“Just because you said please, boss” I smiled and kissed him.

“Come on, hurry, love!”

———

“Let me see if I understand? You didn’t let me watch since we got to the airport, neither when we got to the plane and you’re not going to let me sneak when we land?” I kissed him.

“Yes”

“You’re so mean! I don’t wike it.”

“How can you say that you’re old when you act like your four-year-old nephew?”

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We got to the place. The air was warm. I spent the night making calls, asking for favors in my job and exchanging as well. But it was worth it, here we were. I used my tiptoes. I kissed him and removed the blindfold.

“Where do you think we are?” I asked him before removing it completely, if he didn’t guess I’d probably punch him. There was all that noise that I couldn’t control, even the photoflashes and the smell of THIS place.

“I think we’re on set?” I laughed.

“Surprise! We’re on Disneyland” I yelled.

“What the fuck! Y/N, this is great, what…? Why…?” he stopped talking and rose me from the ground, making me spin in the air. When he put me down, he kissed me.

“Well, I thought that I needed to bring you to the place where you can feel young and maybe younger. In Disney, doesn’t matter your age, if you or me, are older, we can feel like kids again”

“But we can do things of grown ups too” he said while he put his arms around my waist.

“Like…?”

“Like kissing you and saying that I love you” he leaned and placed his lips against mine.

“I love you, Chris, I love you, not your age, not…” he put his index finger in my lips.

“Shhh! Let’s enjoy today” I nodded and started to walk. Suddenly he grabbed my arm and turned me back.

“I love you, thank you, baby. I… love you”. And that’s how you melt a heart in one second. He held my hand and made our way to the entrance.