My girlfriend and I are going to Disney World in a month. So I have a feeling that midwest farmboy Jack Morrison has never really left his own backyard before the Crisis, and now that he’s in Overwatch Gabriel is going to spoil him by taking him on dates all over the world
I also spent way too much time building that insta template from scratch (My computer froze on me once)
Also also Jack doesn’t really do social media like Gabe does so naturally Gabe put together an instagram for Jack to use (So he picked out his username obviously)
The most ridiculous idea that capitalism sells us is that everyone except for us would be entirely lazy, to the point of allowing society to entirely collapse, if they weren’t forced to work by threat of starvation. Do you think if we were all given enough money to take care of basic needs (food, shelter, non-designer clothes, etc.), nobody would try to do anything else to earn money to travel or buy video games or buy nicer sneakers or get a nicer car or go out to nicer bars, clubs, restaurants? Nobody would buy a new skateboard or remodel their house or go to Disney World? As bored and anxious and petty and competitive as people are, there’s no way in hell a universal basic income (or even out-and-out socialism/communism) would mean everyone half- or quarter-asses life.
Disney: We are cancelling Girl Meets World after season 3. The season finale of this show kind of ends on a cliff hanger but we have better shows than Girl Meets World. We have a cheap ripoff of icarly AND we are making a show about a boy with a talking hand!
Me: You have done enough damage. You have hurt me so many times. I’m still recovering from My Babysitters a Vampire season 2 finale. The finale was so intense and left on a cliffhanger and I was so excited for season three but you cancelled it. I am also recovering from the Sonny With A Chance finale. Do Sonny and Chad get back together? You left so many questions unanswered and I am NOT going to let you do that with Girl Meets World.
Prompt: What about a headcanon of Chris dating a younger person? oh! or going to Disney World with him.
A/N: THANK YOU, for challenging me like this. I needed that. There you go, I hope you like it. Keep sending requests :)
Warnings: fluff, a little angs, age gap, bad words.
Chris and I
had been dating for over seven months. And our fights didn’t include his job or
mine. Just the fucking age gap. Today was one of those days were that little
and stupid thing made us go nuts and not in the nice, corny and sweet way. He
kidding me?” I asked him putting my hand in my hips.
you’re young I get that, you like to go out and have fun with your friends.
Your friends that have your same age.” I sighed.
that you can come with me, I love when you come and join me, baby” I made my
way towards him and I hugged him, I tried to kiss him but he was so tense.
“I… we, can
find something else to do together. I don’t want to be the old man that just
goes there and stands there and doesn’t get any of your young jokes…Maybe I’m
getting old” he hugged me for a few seconds to add “I love you, have fun” he
kissed my forehead and left my apartment.
Wait, Chris…” I tried to reach him. But he turned around and sighed.
please. Just text me when you come back home, please?” I nodded and saw the
white door closing.
girlfriend, I was supposed to know him, right? Well, I did. And I knew that the
age gap was always going to be an issue for us, but lately felt worst. His
thirties versus my twenties.
I loved him
more than anything in the world and I wanted him being part of my world. But he
was right, there was a different atmosphere, with his friends, our friends and
killing me that he had that absurd idea of him being old, but for now, I needed
to give him his space.
But also, I
think there’s something else I could do.
murmured. He was sleeping. He was so fucking handsome, how could even consider
he was old?! I mean, he’s like… breathtaking, amazing, funny… perfect. I laid
next to him and started to wave his messy hair.
opened his eyes and half smiled. “Baby?” I kissed his nose, he incorporated and
sat I leaned and kissed him.
not morning yet” he spoke looking at the clock “what are you doing here? I
don’t mind, but’s everything ok?” he was that man, caring and sweet.
going on a trip, I just needed to wake you up. And it’s not an option, love. We
“Can I, at
least, ask where?” I denied with my head and kissed him.
“No, it’s a
surprise. You have ten minutes to shower, I’ll help you packing. Go, now” I
ordered. He sprawled in the bed and I rolled my eyes.
stay here, in bed. And I could kiss you and you could kiss me back” he added.
His propose was very convincing, but not right now.
your young and awesome ass from bed” his head showed from the covers with that
funny look “Please?”
because you said please, boss” I smiled and kissed him.
“Let me see
if I understand? You didn’t let me watch since we got to the airport, neither
when we got to the plane and you’re not going to let me sneak when we land?” I
mean! I don’t wike it.”
“How can you
say that you’re old when you act like your four-year-old nephew?”
We got to
the place. The air was warm. I spent the night making calls, asking for favors
in my job and exchanging as well. But it was worth it, here we were. I used my
tiptoes. I kissed him and removed the blindfold.
you think we are?” I asked him before removing it completely, if he didn’t
guess I’d probably punch him. There was all that noise that I couldn’t control,
even the photoflashes and the smell of THIS place.
we’re on set?” I laughed.
We’re on Disneyland” I yelled.
fuck! Y/N, this is great, what…? Why…?” he stopped talking and rose me from the
ground, making me spin in the air. When he put me down, he kissed me.
thought that I needed to bring you to the place where you can feel young and
maybe younger. In Disney, doesn’t matter your age, if you or me, are older, we
can feel like kids again”
“But we can
do things of grown ups too” he said while he put his arms around my waist.
kissing you and saying that I love you” he leaned and placed his lips against
you, Chris, I love you, not your age, not…” he put his index finger in my lips.
Let’s enjoy today” I nodded and started to walk. Suddenly he grabbed my arm and
turned me back.
you, thank you, baby. I… love you”. And that’s how you melt a heart in one
second. He held my hand and made our way to the entrance.