go think about what you just said

So I Am In The Toilets At The Market I Work At Washing My Hands Minding My Own Business And I Notice This Young Girl At The Taps Looking Me Up And Down Scowling Note I Am Wearing Two Hats And Have A 1 Corinthians 13 Tee On So I Am Like

“Is There A Problem”

And She Just Says

“Are You Sufjan Stevens The Husband Of Aubrey Drake Graham”

And I Am Like

“Gee! What Gave It Away!” Because I Have Zero Chill When It Comes To Smart Arse Teens And She Starts Going Off Her Nut At Me Screaming Literally Screaming All The Usual

Sufjan Is Obnoxiously Muscular Too Good Looking A Soft Boy Aubrey Belongs With Robyn Rihanna Fenty Blah Blah Blah 

Now She Is So Loud Her Mother Comes Running In From Outside To See What Is Going On

I Just Turned Around And Said

“I Do Not Know Who You Think You Are But How Dare You Talk To Me Or Any One Like That!”

Her Mother Just Hit The Roof At Her Telling Her Off In Front Of About Ten Other Market Workers For Her Yelling Swearing Having The Nerve To Yell At An Adult She Does Not Know Like That

And Then Her Mother Finished With The Classic Line

“What Did You Think Was Going To Happen With Sufjan And Aubrey? Of Course That Is What Is Going On!”

So She Not Only Embarrassed Her Self She Got In Major Trouble And Found Out Her Mother Ships Sufjaubrey

It Was A Great Start To The Day

So I’m in the toilets in the Boston airport, because I work around there, washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this person wearing a vault suit at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my coat that has the brotherhood symbol on it. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And they just say

“Are you a part of the fucking Brotherhood?”

And I’m like

“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse vault dwellers and they start going off their nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

The Brotherhood is bigoted, uncaring blah blah blah. Now they’re so loud their companion comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”

Their companion just hit the roof at them, telling them off in front of about ten other workers for their yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at a Brotherhood Elder they don’t know like that…

And then their companion finished with the classic line…

“What do you think the Brotherhood is trying to do?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”

So they not only embarrassed themselves, they got in major trouble and found out their companion supports the Brotherhood…

It was a great start to the day.

cosleia  asked:

Okay, let me try again! What do you think about a good ol' #10?

(10 - body swap)

So. Huh. His nose really was that big. Not that he didn’t know how he looked, not that he hadn’t looked in a damn mirror before, but this was rather different. Not only because his hair, of course, parted on the other side now.

He felt a hand on his waist, large, warm, and very gentle. He shivered inside. It did feel good, like Hux always said it did.

Hux was going tentatively — maybe getting stalled by the reality of his own body facing him, just as Kylo had been with his face. Hadn’t Kylo always said “I like you,” and meant Hux’s shape?

He leant in to kiss, and closed his eyes. I hope he appreciates now how soft his lips are. Seemingly he did, kissing back eagerly. So that’s how it is. Smug vain boy that you are, Armitage Hux.

He trailed a hand down his back, in the way that he liked, and felt Hux murmur in appreciation, pressed close against him. His own ass, though, was not as soft and round as the one he was used to.

“Touch me where you like to be touched,” he said, and it was strange to hear Hux’s clipped tones coming out of his mouth. Out of not his mouth. His own mouth was the one he was breathing against, the one he had been kissing.

“If you do the same,” Hux said, and Kylo could feel the shock in him, at hearing that voice.

He smiled to himself, and moved his hand up onto his, his, chest; onto a nipple that already stood proud from the curve of a warm, yielding pectoral.

“I thought you already knew how I like to be touched,” he said, rolling it between his fingers.

Hux gasped.

It was a rather pleasant sound.

anonymous asked:

Can you do a TFLN where Harry is being cheeky while texting Y/N but he accidentally messaged Mitch or something like that. love your work xx

TFLN #12

Harry, Y/N, Mitch

Missing you tonight Hun, can’t wait to see you in that little lacy set I sent you

I’ve been wearing it all day, wish you were here to help me take it off

I’ve been thinking about taking it off you all day, it’s a shame you’re so far away

So I don’t mean to burst your bubble here my dudes, but this is the group chat

Feel free to keep going though, this is comedic gold

Fuck, Sorry man, but now you know what it’s like

Sorry Mitchy, I miss you too though

Just please don’t help me take my underwear off

Wouldn’t dream of it Y/N, H would kill me

Fuck yeah I would

You can stop picturing it now too please

Who said I was picturing it

You’re only human

Settle down boys

Yeah H, settle down, I’m right next to you, don’t get too excited about your girlfriend who’s on the other side of the world

Ok this is getting weird, I’m going to leave you two to it, message me when you want to finish our conversation H 😉

I’ll message you too Y/N 😉

Don’t you dare

This was hard to write because I’ve only ever heard Mitch say about 3 words and it’s hard to tell how he would text, but I hope you enjoy it anyway anon! xxx 


Send in more requests xx 

anonymous asked:

have you watched edward avila's clarification video? i think people were being too harsh with him nobody took the time to watch the entire video and misunderstood him

i’m about to go to sleep so i won’t bother with an eloquent response but know this

his “clarification” video has only confirmed my initial thoughts. there are so many things that are wrong about what he said that i don’t even know where to begin
for starters, i really don’t understand his “i know this is wrong, but this is how it is” mentality. maybe if he had just talked about how strenuous, unhealthy and psychologically damaging the kpop industry can be on an idol then okay ! i think we can all agree with that. but that’s not what he did !!

i really dont see how i misunderstood him !!! he shamed a 15yo for not adhering to these unrealistic beauty standards and suggested she lose weight ! how is that a solution ?? he can TRY to justify his gross way of thinking by veiling it with the excuse of “concern” but nope !!!!! what he did was fatshame her and i feel sad he doesn’t even realize it !

for someone who said he knew how “stressful” being judged based on appearance can be, im really disgusted.

what he’s doing is normalizing the problem instead of trying to change it. it’s alarming that he Knows that conforming to these beauty standards is unhealthy but still wants kyla to do so.

anonymous asked:

( BoM keith where he is raise there au ) How would BoM!Keith is courting fem!reader, and reader is like " okay what is going on here? " and ask Keith about it, How would it happen there on out and they both explain their cultural different ?

Okay, so most of it can be found here, more or less.

- So, like I said in the previous response, this version of Keith would be really insecure about all this and would ask the advice of one of the other humans onboard the ship. And he’d follow their advice, which would turn out to him thinking that just spending time with you is the same as dating.
- Literally, would only be made apparent to you by Lance teasing about ‘sitting in a tree’. Keith would not understand what the song meant and you’d have to explain it to him.
- And then he’s just like “but I thought that’s what we were doing?” He legit thought he was dating you just by spending time with you. Which is hella cute.
- Then you’d have to explain what dating actually is like, though he wasn’t terribly far off the mark.
- You might have to explain to him what kissing is supposed to be like. God knows he’s had no opportunity to learn that while with the Blades.
- Really, just expect him to be a cute awkward baby for every single “first” in the relationship.

aozen  asked:

Ok... i said it before. They are trying really hard to make us believe that Eclipsa is just misunderstood, only others think she's evil. Feels like they'll make her actually evil. What do you think?

Granted that what we know about her is likely going to completely change in a matter of episodes, so far she gave me the impression of someone with poor impulse control, and who acted on her own whims wthout thinking how that might have affected the people around her, both in the creation of spells, and following her feelings.

anonymous asked:

Are you guys saying this whole situation can be fixed with the power of touken love? There are hundreds of innocent humans dying though. That looks unlikely.

Mod K:

Who said that? Lmfao. I just reblogged some meta about how a happy ending isn’t totally impossible. I didn’t say that Touka alone would solve the problem. I think it’s going to take a more herculean effort than that. I’m not trying to predict anything at this point.

“Niall is the straightest member of 1D”

No one is probably gonna read this but I’m writing it anyways because I feel like it’s important to talk about, and no one really did before. 

From the moment I joined the 1d fandom (2012) Niall was referred to as the captain of the Larry ship, and later the captain of the Ziam ship as well. A big portion of this fandom saw him as the guy who was secretly outing his best mates by sending ‘signs’ or just simply standing in the middle of them. He was the biggest ally to them but also the only straight member of the band. These people didn’t just call him ‘straight’, no, they called him ‘the straightest’. They based this all on stereotypes because Niall loves beer, sports and the way he dresses is TOTALLY straight. 

This isn’t some post about proving how ‘not straight’ Niall is, this is a post that explains how wrong and disgusting it is that people gave him this role in the band. 

First of all, let me start off by saying Niall NEVER stated his sexuality, he never even talked about it on any public occasion. Which means if you think Niall is straight, you’re basing it on nothing but stereotypes. If you’re basing it on the fact that he’s dated women, I’d like to congratulate you on your bi/pan erasure. 

Second, Niall goes around calling men attractive, hot, sexy, you name a compliment and Niall probably gave it to a guy. Not to mention he’s very cuddly and touchy with other men as well. Now I’m not saying this means anything for his sexuality, he could be straight and still be like this. However, when Harry (or any of the other boys, but Harry is the most similar to Niall in this) gives a guy a compliment about his looks, or when he’s close with another man people freak out because this OBVIOUSLY means he’s gay. (Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.)

Third, Niall has shown his support for the LGBT+ community on multiple occasions but this is usually swept under the rug because most people don’t CARE!! Just recently Niall wore rainbow socks that are literally called ‘pride socks’ on the Happy Socks website and the description says ‘wear to show your support for the lgbt+ community.’ He did this in a country where homosexuality was recently ruled as a disease and yet barely any of these people commented on it, and if they did it was often something like ‘okay but rainbows don’t always stand for lgbt+ pride… :/’ or they see it as proof he’s ‘SUCH an ally, he really wants Larry and Ziam out!!’ AND YET these same people flipped shit when Harry grabbed a random rainbow mug (that didn’t even have the right colours) in the DMD video. And don’t get me wrong, I think Harry is amazing for all the support he gave the lgbt+ community, and I think the stuff he’s doing with the pride flags at his concert is great but there’s a reason people started taking these pride flags to Harry’s concert, and never took one to Niall’s. Why are you assuming if a pride flag was thrown on stage during Niall’s gig he wouldn’t take it? 

And last, people are often analyzing the songs Harry, Louis, Liam and Zayn wrote to see if their could be a hint of why that song is a gay anthem. They talk about it for YEARS on end when a song doesn’t have pronouns (or no she pronouns) While the biggest percentage of Niall’s album has NO pronouns and no one cares? He might have done this without even thinking about it, and once again I’m not saying we SHOULD be analyzing his lyrics, but the double standards are insane. It’s not even just in lyrics, when Harry uses ‘them’ pronouns while talking people go: “NO STRAIGHT MAN EVER DID THIS” but Niall is talking about ‘someone’ and ‘them’ instead of a girl all the time. And when asked about what This Town was about he said (quote): “It’s basically about when you had a girl or a guy you dated when you were like 12, but when you go home you bump in to them everywhere.” could you IMAGINE the hundreds of posts being made about this if it was any of the other boys who said this? Yet, when it’s Niall no one gives it a second thought. 

I’m really sorry about this long post but this had been bothering me for a long time. Niall is NOT the straightest member of 1d, Niall’s sexuality is unknown and remains unknown until he decides to speak up about it. Niall deserves so much more love for the things he does and he doesn’t deserve to be used to prop up  a ship. 

Heh ya know

I have seen a few fics about either Lance or Keith having a diary and it always makes me giggle because ‘psh as if the other one is finding that shit, there’s is only one person in the entire team who is able to find that kind of stuff.’


Just, picture it, because I think it’s adorable. Let’s pretend both Lance and Keith have diaries (jorunals thx v much) and they gush about the other there, because it helps.

Can you imagine the conversations tho? 

Keith: ugh, Lance is dumb to think anyone would fall for that pick up line.

Hunk: That’s not what you said in –

Keith: huNK!!


Lance: ugh, Keith is so insufferable, when is that mullet going to dissapear anyways –? 

Hunk: July 21th at 23:45 pm, you wrote about it being, and I quote ‘a black mane with stars stuck on it.’

Lance: I hate you, how dare you, I put a password on it

Hunk: bondingmoment is not a strong password

Pidge: told you

Keith poping his head from the door: I heard bonding moment. 


Lance: Hunk, buddy, you gotta stop reading pivate stuff, man, it’s not ethic and fair and –

Hunk: Keith wrote that your eyes are pretty

Lance: carry on


*Keith and Hunk meeting in a dark corner of the castle*

Keith: do you got the stuff?

Hunk: he wrote that his dream date is next to the beach

Keith: your service is appreciated


Lance: Is it too much to ask to just have that one person who is smitten with you and so in love and that would do anything just to make you smile? I just want someone to loooooOOOOOOOooooooove me, ugh.


Keith: *tackles hunk*


Shiro: Hunk, you need to stop readin your team’s diaries –

Hunk: Keith stole your eyeliner to write Lance a poem in the training room’s wall

Shiro: keITH! 

But think about Ginny and Harry as Monica and Chandler from Friends in their first year as married couple

Ginny (to Hermione): This is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Harry. Honey?

Harry: Yeah?

Ginny: I’ve been doing some thinking, and I don’t know whether it’s because we’re here or Angelina’s giving birth but I think we should try to have a baby.

Harry: Okay.

Ginny:  What-what-what’s that now?

Harry: Okay. I’ve been thinking about it too, and I think we’re ready.

Ginny: What? Are you kidding me? You think we’re ready to have a baby now?

Hermione: Oh, this is fun.

Harry: You just said you were ready too.

Ginny: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!

Adhd/Executive Dysfunction Gothic

- You are standing in the bathroom. How long has it been? 30 seconds? 20 minutes? You turn the handle slowly and go about your day. Try to forget the time you can’t remember.

- You say something. Someone responds, but you don’t know what they’re talking about. They look at you questioningly. You have no memory of what you just said.

- You think you’re going back your old elementary school, but when you walk in, there’s just two recordings playing on repeat. One says “Not working to full potential. Not working to full potential. Not working to full potential.” The other says “Organization needs improvement. Organization needs improvement”. You have been in this room for years.

- You’re sitting in class. It is interesting. The teacher is good. Suddenly you can’t stop fidgeting. You feel like you’re going to scream, but you make no sound. You need to leave. NOW. Before you smash your desk to pieces.

- You are sad. So so so so so so sad. Wait. You are ok. You are happy. You are angry. You are bored. You are so so so so so so sad. You are happy. It’s been half an hour

- You are exhausted. You can barely lift your head, but your leg keeps bouncing. It’s using energy you don’t have. You don’t know where it’s getting it from.

- You think you’re doing well in a class. There’s a nagging thought in the back of your mind. When’s the last time you did homework? You check your grade. It’s a D.

- Everyday, you think to do the same thing when you get home. It’s been weeks. You still haven’t done it. You wonder if your house is messing with your mind. You think to do something about it, but when you walk throuh your front door, you forget.

- It’s 1:45. You need to get on the bus at 2. You check the clock. 1:45. You check the clock. 1:45. You check the clock. 1:46. You stop checking for a few minutes. You check again. It’s 2:01. The bus is gone.

So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my ass minding my own business, and I notice this twink at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my wig in three buns and have my I❤️DICK tee on. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking bottom?”

And I’m like

“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to skinny white gays and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

Bottoms are lazy, useless, desperate blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”

Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…

And then her Mum finished with the classic line…

“i have a dick in my ass”

So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum is a bottom…

It was a great start to the day.


He stared hard at the table, chewing his bottom lip as the team surrounded him at all sides. “What were you thinking!?” Shiro yelled, “this is by far the dumbest thing you’ve ever done!”
Lance curled into himself even more as the tension in the room increased.
“It turned out fine.” Lance muttered quietly.
“Are you being serious right now Lance?” Allura sighed shaking her head.
They were in the heat of battle. Defending another planet from Galra rule. “Lance, keep a distance. Provide cover for us.” Shiro ordered over the comms.
“Roger that!” Lance yelled back, settling into his snipers nest.
A loud explosion echoed across the city. “Buildings going down Shiro.” Hunk relayed.
“Good, that’ll flush out the rest of the Galra to the surface.” Keith added.
“Wait.” Lance said, noticing a large group of aliens rushing out of the way of the toppling building. “There’s people down there!”
He quickly got to his knees and stared down at the street. “We have to get them out of there.” He said frantically getting to his feet.
“Lance, stay in position.” Shiro order, “we’ll handle it.”
“You’re too far away!” Lance yelled back already on the move, alerting blue.
Blue quickly responded covering the citizens from the crumbling building. He breathed out a heavy sigh of relief before he was interrupted by Shiro’s yelling. “Now the Galra know that we have more than Black and Yellow down here!” He yelled.
“Get back in position. Now.” Shiro seethed.
“Yes sir.” Lance sighed, making sure everyone was safe before moving back to position.

“You completely jeopardized the mission.” Keith said with a glare.
“But we couldn’t just let those people die.” Lance replied meekly.
“You always do this Lance!” Pidge hissed, “It’s. Always. You.”
“You’re becoming a liability Lance,” Shiro said crossing his arms, “you really need to think about what you’re doing; and how it’s affecting everyone else.”
His tone turned cold making Lance go rigid. “The more stupid stunts you pull, the more likely you are to get someone killed.”
He bit the inside of his lip even harder, tasting blood.
“I hate to admit it buddy, but they’re right.” Hunk said with a sigh, “you’re getting selfish.”
A tiny gasp left him, his attention snapping up to Hunk. “S-Selfish?” He asked, his voice quivering.
“Voltron was created in order to save the universe, and stand as an icon of freedom.” Allura cut in, her voice harsh, “we can’t have someone who only thinks of themselves piloting one of the lions.”
He looked up at all the faces of his teammates. They all wore the same scowl, or disappointed look. He let out a shaky breath putting his head in his hands, and rested his elbows on the table. “I don’t understand.” He stated, his voice coming out hoarse.
Keith scoffed, leaning over the table. “Why am I not surprised.”
“Keith.” Shiro warned.
“Well, we’re telling him how it is aren’t we?” He snapped back.
Keith leaned towards him more. “You don’t understand because you’re arrogant, and stupid.” He said, “You’re selfish, and don’t understand why you’re finally getting called out for it.”
Suddenly Lance’s fists connected with the table, echoing throughout the room. Keith took a surprised step back. “Don’t call me stupid.” He said lowly.
“Oh, shut-.”
Lance raised his head cutting him off with a sharp glare.
His demeanour had gone cold, making the team uneasy. His posture quickly corrected as he crossed his legs and sat up straight in his chair. He glared sharply at the faces around him. “Okay, let’s pretend I actually care about what you’re going to say.” He said, his carefree tone catching them off guard, “what did I do wrong today?”
Everyone stayed silent. “Go on.”
Shiro swallowed thickly, opening his mouth. “You left your position after I ordered you to stay at a distance.”
“There were citizens in danger of perishing.” He replied cooly.
“Yes. But-.”
“Service before self.” Lance replied simply.
“The military code. Service before self. In this case, cause before self.” Lance stated, “as the Princess stated earlier, ‘Voltron was created to save the Universe.’ The Universe includes all innocent living being within it.”
Shiro fell silent.
“That means, the need to do everything I can to save everyone I can negates your orders.”
“You revealed that the Blue lion was on the surface.” Pidge interjected.
“Oh, please. If you didn’t think we needed the Blue lion she would have been left on the ship.”
The team looked between themselves, making Lance smirk. “Will you just admit it?” He asked raising out of his chair.
“Admit what?” Hunk asked.
“You’re trying to use me as a scapegoat yet again.” He replied, “You’re putting all your frustrations on me again.”
He started laughing. “You call me selfish even though I put my life on the line today. You can me arrogant when I haven’t made any off handed comments in weeks.” His eyes moved to Keith, “and you call me stupid even though I contribute just as much to planning as everyone else.”
He took another step towards the doorway. “I am the farthest from those things as anyone on this ship.”
He turned his back to them. “You’re putting a strain on our team bond Lance.” Shiro said finally.
He paused a step before he was out the door. He half turned towards them with a small frown. “I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore.” He said simply before turning again, “As for the team bond. It’s been strained for a while; and I think you oughta start looking for different causes.”

The Wrong Number Part Three

Jensen Ackles x Reader

Summary : you accidentally texted the wrong person one night who happens to be a major celebrity. And from that day on, you two can’t seem to stop talking to each other.

Read Part One Here Part Two Here

A/N : SO many of you asked for a part two, so here it is!! I hope you all enjoy!!

Warning ; language?

It’s been two months since you and Jensen first texted each other, and it’s has been the best two months of your life.

You spent almost everyday talking to him. Face timing him every night and slowly falling for him.

This wasn’t what you wanted. You didn’t want to have your heart yearn for someone. Especially someone you knew you couldn’t be with.

But it happened.

Jensen was everything you wanted in a man. He was charming and funny and had the biggest heart. It was hard not to fall for him.

It took you a while to tell your best friend, but when you did, she wouldn’t let it go.

“So when are you two going to meet in person?” She asked.

Letting out a sigh, you shrugged. “Probably never.”

“What? Why not!”

“B-Because. It just wouldn’t be a good idea.”

Bonnie furrowed her brows, looking directly at you. “Why not? It’s obvious you two like each other and–”

“It’s just not a good idea.” You cut her off. “I mean what if he meets me and doesn’t like who I am?”

“You two have literally talked everyday for two months!”

“So! It’s easy to talk to someone behind a phone. It’s different in person.”

“But he already likes you for you. Why would he just stop liking you all of a sudden?” She asked.

“Look, lets just drop it okay? Besides, I’ll probably never get the chance to meet him anyways.”

“I’m just saying you shouldn’t turn it down. Because who knows, it could turn into something more.”


You laid in bed, snuggling with your blanket and looking into your phone.

“So how was set today?” You asked.

Jensen let out a yawn as he sat back into his couch. Still in his suit from playing Dean Winchester.

“It was great just exhausting.” He said. “But I got to direct this episode so it was awesome.”

You laid there listening go on and on about set and how he worked around some challenges through out the day.

Hearing his stories and seeing his eyes light up every time he mentioned directing, made you smile. He was adorable to watch. Like a kid on Christmas morning.

“Anyways, how are you?” He asked. “How was your dinner with Bonnie?”

“It was good.” You said. “Had some wine, and a lot of pasta.”

He flashed a smile, “my girl and her obsession with food.”

“It’s not an obsession, it’s a–”

“Lifestyle.” He cut you off.

Your lips curved, making your cheeks slightly ache. “Exactly.”

“I like a girl who loves food just as much as I do.” He muttered. “Makes it easier for dates too.”

Suddenly, you started to think about the conversation with Bonnie. You started to think about meeting him. About being with him and having this connection be physical.

You went over all the good and bad in your head. Weighing out each side and trying to talk yourself out of it.

But every time you looked at him, you started to lean more towards the pros.

Maybe it wouldn’t hurt to meet him in person. Maybe things could work out, just like Bonnie said.

Or maybe it could be the worst decision of your life.

Jensen waved into the camera, snapping you back to reality.

“Hey, you okay?” He asked.

You nodded, trying to focus on him and the conversation.

“Y-Yeah sorry. Just a little tired.”

He laid his head back more into the couch and sighed. “Me too.” He said. “I just wish you were here so I wouldn’t have to say bye, just good night.”

Your stomach fluttered immensely. Feeling as though you were on a high. Your cheeks ached more from smiling so big. You couldn’t help but fall for that cheesy line.

“Me too.” You whispered.

He looked at the time and yawned once again.

“I need to get some sleep though. Have a flight to catch tomorrow morning.” He said. “Got another convention this weekend.”

“Oh okay. Well goodnight.” You muttered. Not wanting to hang up.

“Good night beautiful.” He said with a soft smile.

And just like that, the call ended.

You started to think about the ‘what if’ again. About whether or not it was worth it. Worth to risk everything and just meet him in person.

You were so unsure of what to do. Battling with yourself, until you got a text from Jensen.

‘Before I go to bed, I just want to say one more thing.’

Three dots appeared underneath and you were suddenly nervous. Sitting up in your bed.

And then it popped up.


Part Four (coming soon)

Submit To Me - Dylan O’Brien

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Dylan O’Brien/Reader

Word Count: 15,061

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Public Teasing, Public Masturbation, Teasing in the car and in the bedroom, pleading, seduction, striping Dylan because he’s sexy as fuck, dry humping, thigh riding, hand jobs, face riding, handcuffs, blindfolds, 69 (aka oral male and female receiving), overstimulation, praising, orgasm denial, female riding male (regular and reverse cowgirl), whiny Dylan, mentions of dominant Dylan, A lot of submissive Dylan, BREATHY MOANS

Notes: I will make this short as I am writing this pool side from hell. I’m so sorry this took forever. I have no excuses. But hopefully it was worth it. I honestly don’t know if this is my best writing for what you guys wanted from this. I promise the next thing I write won’t take as long. 

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I replayed that night over and over again like a broken record. What if I didn’t overreacted. What if we didn’t say the things we said. What if our anger and differences didn’t drove us apart. What if we remembered why we fell in love in the first place. What if we didn’t walk away. What if we actually tried…

-But life is too concrete for “what if’s”.



Aries: Death is smaller than you might think. Like, in height. We’re not talking about the fun kind of ‘small death’ here.
You pervert.

Taurus: It’s awful how you can pass by the same place day after day, never realizing there’s a hundred ghosts calling your name.
Do you have any idea how long they’ve been waiting for you to notice them? They only want a hug. But nooo…

Gemini: What to do? What to do? What to do?
No. Not that.
Stop it.

Cancer: Just remember, you can do something a nuclear war cannot - You can kill a cockroach at will. Revel in your power.

Leo: Build a castle from earth and spit. It won’t look pretty, but it’ll serve its purpose.

Virgo: The world is huge and terrifying. Similar to that gaping hole where your soul is supposed to be. Where’d that go? Should we be concerned?

Libra: Jawbones, with or without flesh, are aesthetically pleasing.

Scorpio: If the tree roots begin to twine around your ankles at an alarming rate: don’t panic.
It’s just been so long since they felt the warmth of human skin. They’ll let you go soon enough.

Sagittarius: We know we said it was cute when you got a pet rock, but after this whole outburst at the geological convention about how your “baby is far more adorable and could beat any of these fuckers” it’s gotten a bit out of hand.

Capricorn: It’s all gold and concrete.

Aquarius: “What’s the point of doing this anymore?” What’s the point of anything? You just do it and hope for the best.
Like checkers.
Fucking checkers, man.

Pisces: Despite what they want you to think, Necromancy is not a lost art.

So I’m in the toilets at vault I live in washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m eating a stolen sweetroll and have a cool jacket on. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking Tunnel Snake?”

And I’m like

“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

Tunnel Snakes Drool, blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud the Overseer comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”

The Overseer just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other vault dwellers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…

And then the Overseer finished with the classic line…

“Who did you think was the coolest gang in the vault?! Of course it’s the Tunnel Snakes!”

So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out the Overseer thinks Tunnel Snakes Rule…

It was a great start to the day.


Happy 56th Birthday to Michael J. Fox (June 9th, 1961)

“I really love being alive. I love my family and my work. I love the opportunity I have to do things. That’s what happiness is.”