go pacers!!

My patient is 99, severely demented, malnourished, and bed bound, but their child/caregiver insists that we place a pacemaker for their SSS because they still have “a good quality of life”...

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

anonymous asked:

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is

There has been this ask about pacer test going around recently and I remember laughing, being priviledged European piece of shit, at the sheer stupidity of its sadistic concept.
And just yesterday my P.E. Teacher decided to try it out. I nearly died.
Sorry for laughing at your pain, kids who have to go through this every term. You are heroes. You are stardust. You are golden. Please, forgive my weak ass.

Water Girl- T.S. Imagine:

Requested- Nope 🙈
Reader x Trey Schafer
POV: Readers
Word Count- 946
Warning- some language, sexual content and a portion of teasing

I was the basketball coach’s daughter which meant spending time with the team. My dad made me team water girl, which meant not only was I in charge of water, protein shakes, and team laundry but I was hanging with the team.
“Hey y/n.” said the long-haired captain of our team
“Hey Trey.” I said filling up the water cooler on the side of the gym.
It was always hot as hell, so I had on shorts, a team shirt and my converse with my hair in a braid.
“Let me help you.” said Trey
“No no go get warmed up.” I laughed carting my water and Gatorade cooler to the gym.
“Let’s go let’s go let’s go everyone line up.” My dad yelled at the team
“Gordon, Schafer get in the game.” My dad yelled
“Sorry coach.” They said in unison walking away from where I stood at the side lines, filling up the bottles and making Trey’s special practice drink.
“Y/N get off the court.” My dad said chucking a plush basketball at me while laughing
“Okay okay.” I giggled shaking Trey’s Gatorade bottle
I watched as my dad made the boys run suicides, tossing the balls back and forth, running the court, running the bleachers, push-ups etc.
“Thirty minute cool down, then head back to the locker room.” My dad yelled as the boys swarmed to grab their drink
“Here you are Mr. Captain.” I said
I really tried my best not to flirt with Trey because I knew he was kinda seeing someone but it was hard because he loved the chase.
“I love your necklace.” He says
My necklace was a cubic zarconium basketball with the number 3 on it because that was my dad’s basketball jersey right up until the NBA when he got injured.
“Me and a few friends are going to a Pacers game you should come.” said Trey chugging his drink
“That sounds nice but I have stuff this weekend.” I lie pushing the loose hair behind my ear
“Stuff? What kinds of stuff?” He asked
I watched his lips form words, every now and then his tongue darting out to lick them.
——–
“Oh shoot Dad, I left my gym bag in the locker room.” I said
“Go grab it and I’ll be in my classroom.” He says
My dad was a math teacher as well as the basketball coach and a student dean, which meant I always behaved.
I walked back into the empty lockeroom or so I thought.
“White Iverson, when I started balling I was young.” I heard a voice sing
I walked over to the locker my dad let’s me keep stuff in and out in the combination
“Hey y/n.” says Trey, his hair dripping from the shower, and his jeans slightly undone at the top
“H-H-hi Trey I-I d-didn’t think no one was here.” I said stuttering as my eyes scowled his body
“You okay?” He asked
I felt the puddle starting in my nice new panties but I couldn’t let him know I was digging him
“F-fine.” I stammer again
I watch as he bought his body closer, I bought my lip in between my teeth and chewed on it
“Do you ever just get so turned on by someone, you can’t help but wonder how they moan?” He asked his body striding closer
“C-can’t say t-that I do b-but I’m s-s-sure it happens.” I say my back now against the lockers
“How do you moan y/n? Do you ever touch yourself and think about it?” He asked his warm minty breath fanning my face
“Uhm sure lots of times.” I whisper, not necessarily lying but not telling the truth
I feel his cool hand snake down the front of my shorts and panties
“Do you play with your clit and imagine someone’s tongue, tickling it, tantalizing it?” He says his lips edging closer as he fingers pinch the lips of my heat
His lips slowly work over mine as his fingers rubs small circles on my clit.
I lean my head back as he kisses my neck, taking my shirt of, his hips pinning me against the locker as his fingers rub.
My mouth so bad want to tell him to stop because it’s wrong but my body is telling him keep doing it, don’t stop.
“Do you want me to touch you?” He whispers
I nod and gulp, almost choking on my saliva from the intense pleasure.
My shorts and panties are off my body quickly as he drops his.
“Be quiet, if your dad hears us, we will be in trouble.” He growls as he slams my front on the lockers, lubing his tip with my wetness and sliding in
His hands cover my mouth as he slams harshly in and out
“Quiet baby girl.” He says as he moves his hand
“Fuck Trey, omigod.” I moan as his stubbly pelvis touches my ass
“It feels good to fuck my coach’s daughter, especially how you prance around in those shorts and jerseys acting innocent.” Trey growls
“I’m close, right there.” I moan louder than expected
“Y/N!” I hear my dad call
“Y-Yes sir.” I say trying not to moan
“Where are you?” He asks
“I’m in the restroom, girl time.” I lie as I feel him twitch inside me
“Okay baby girl.” My dad says leaving as my body quakes and I cum simultaneously with Trey.
“Asshole, my dad almost heard us.” I pant
“Well he should know I gave his daughter the best orgasm of her life.” Trey smirks

anonymous asked:

Hey beautiful!! Do you think I can get a Kenpachi A-Z??? Pretty please :)

Ah, that was a lot… xD hope you like it!

Kenpachi:

  • A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) At first, it’s more “wham, bam, thank you m’am”. But at you grow closer, he’ll take the time to lick your wounds, even (possibly) making you a few promises deep into the night
  • B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Kenpachi’s favorite body part is also his least favorite. You guessed it… his eye. It can both prolong and end a fight in a simple flash. On his partner, it’s their ass. Total ass man
  • C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) He loves it when his partner licks their own cum off his fingers… taking every last drop he offers
  • D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He loves a fair amount of resistance, being able to come away with scratches along his forearms and back
  • E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Hell yeah he’s experienced. You think he’s lived this long without knowing the way around someone’s body?
  • F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) He loves taking them from behind, as he wraps his fist in their hair… 
  • G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) Zaraki’s not the goofy type in the least. He might make a few dry comments here and there, but his main priority is giving you both the pleasure you desperately need 
  • H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) He keeps his hair as wild and crazy as he is- that is, not at all. On another note, he totally loves pulling his s/o’s hair
  • I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Like I said, he’ll get more intimate with you as your relationship grows. After you’ve made your way into his heart, he’ll begin adding soft caresses, peppering in kisses here and there
  • J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) He’ll jack off at his desk if he’s bored, just for the kick of it.
  • K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Hair pulling, resistance, breath play…
  • L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) Anywhere in the house- on the table, against the wall, over the couch. Not saying that he’s against public sex (cause he’ll have his way with you one way or the other), but would just prefer it behind closed doors
  • M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) A good fight… it gives him a new rush of adrenaline over his already frenzied body
  • N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Kenpachi likes being in control, so any situation where he isn’t is a turn off
  • O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) He loves receiving, rather than giving oral. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t like giving it though, or that he isn’t good. He’s the damn king 
  • P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Zaraki saves the slow and sensual only for those who he loves dear. That isn’t to say that he doesn’t like it rough with them… no. But don’t expect him to be soft and caring your first few times
  • Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) He’ll definitely take one if he’s feeling it, but Zaraki would rather have ample time to go at his own pace
  • R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Sure, Kenpachi is all about the risk… granted, what one might consider “risky” is just another roll in the hay for him
  • S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) He lasts about an average amount, but can be back up in a heartbeat. He’ll take you all night without a sweat
  • T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) One night, on a whim, Kenpachi decided to add his s/o’s vibrator into the mix. Needless to say, the toy became a reoccurring “character”
  • U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Not much of a tease himself, but man… try teasing him. He’ll show you exactly what he thinks of that. Better yet, you’ll feel it in the morning.
  • V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) I don’t see Zaraki as a shouter, at least not in this case. He will, however, growl deep in his throat… grunting out his response with each thrust
  • W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) Kenpachi likes his meat rare. The bloodier, the better.
  • X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Zaraki definitely doesn’t have to compensate for anything, if you know what I mean…
  • Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Hm, again- about an average amount… when he’s not chasing after someone to fight, that is
  • Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He’ll usually fall asleep around the same time as his s/o… that’s to say, pretty quickly
A Little Treat (PART 2)

As a Christmas present for ya’ll, and for being such an amazing bunch, we will give you a collection of Lee Pace TWITTER selfies.

We will start with twitter selfies and we will leave it in your worthy hands to add all the selfies you can find… from the cute selfies he took during The Hobbit Premiere in 2014 till the very last selfie he took in 2016 (excluding the twitter selfies we have included below)! 

please refer to our previous post for part 1

PHEW! I THOUGHT WILL NEVER FINISH!
DAMN, HE IS A SELFIE MASTER INDEED!
Go on Pacers - finish what we started!
May the Pace forever be in your favour!

Love,

thelpfn