go nuggets

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magikarp hat update is best update

also: TFW u blink during a photo and turn into brock

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I really liked my hair last night.. especially as soon as I had straightened it (middle photo). I think I’m going to let it grow slightly but keep it a shorter length.

We had a 21st last night. Joel ended up having a fewwww too many with his family and he is feeling verrryyyyy under the weather today haha. The worse bit is when they still stink of alcohol, yuck!

I woke up at 7.30 and at 1030 I decided to woke him up because I was so bored.. I have been looking at budgets for future plans and there’s only so much of that you can do haha.

Thinking of going to get some nuggets ;)

Hard Carry Ep 8 Driver’s Test

My fave part is Jaebum acting like a father who trained Youngjae and poor little Youngjae being sad for not getting it right and Jaebum looking disappointed .. link

*protect him*

*JB tells him to come*

it’s ok, you just need a better trainer aka not jb aka mark

I don’t remember the last time I said anything about politics on here but for my American followers, I implore you not to let apathy get the better of you and to go out and vote tomorrow.  Nothing is a guarantee so this is really important.

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hE DArEs coMe iNTo MY HOUSE WITH THIS BULLCRAP

Let’s be honest though, I probably was going to pull an all nighter anyway. But thanks to Max, now I’m spending it trying to make sure he doesn’t kill off any more people in this AU.

Those who are keen viewers will recognise the bad guys, who have a telling scar down their faces, from a previous episode. And the references to River Song allow this story to slot seamlessly into the Doctor Who catalogue, while working just as well as a standalone piece.
—  Telegraph’s Review of The Return of Doctor Mysterio(x)
texts from last night: seventeen
  • s.coups: im gonna fight the coyote
  • jeonghan: idk if i deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
  • joshua: the 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that’s not a sign that he’s secretly the antichrist, idk what is.
  • jun: i know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
  • hoshi: don’t put me in that position. i am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
  • wonwoo: i could tell my life story through kermit memes
  • woozi: also i feel like death. but like. in a good way
  • dk: please come to class. i miss you and i have a horse mask
  • mingyu: you gotta do what you gotta do. like how i gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. i just gotta.
  • the8: i just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. can you come over?
  • vernon: i have 35 pounds of pennies. need any?
  • seungkwan: i just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
  • dino: went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was “ten hours of whale sounds”
The only DnD tip you’ll ever need
  • Yelling is a free action, as long as it’s only up to six words

things you can therefore scream mid-combat without using any of your actions:

  • “FUCK YOU, YOU GOAT-SUCKING DILLWEED”
  • “YOU! I’M GOING TO EAT YOU”
  • “I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S AN EGGPLANT”
  • “SUCKS TO BE YOU, ASS NUGGET”
  • “GO SUCK A FROST GIANT’S DICK”
  • “COME GET SOME, YOU MONKEY-DONGED TWATWAFFLES”
  • “I WILL SHIT ON YOUR CAT”
  • “EAT MY EXOTIC WEAPON FEATS, ASSHOLE”
  • “JOKE’S ON YOU, THAT’S SOVEREIGN GLUE”

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