God I really want to just message you directly but I’m so embarrassed. I have the biggest crush on you and I’m too shy to do anything about it. But like my ultimate fantasy is to jelly wrestle with you. Is that weird? God I’m so weird. I just like you and jelly so much. I love jelly. Fuck pls like me. Pls tell me you like jelly!?!?!!????? PLEASE.
if I were a mermaid would you stroke my scales? I’d like that. It would make me dizzy. Pls.
do u like plato? or plates? I like both. I want to have something in common w u. 👅
will u go 2 prom w me????? (asking 4 a frend)
alright, you’ve convinced me, pick me up at 8 @queenofthyme