go glenn coco

The types as Mean Girls quotes
  • ISTP: "I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee."
  • ESTP: "What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."
  • INTP: "I can't go out. *cough cough* I'm sick."
  • ENTP: "God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!"
  • INFP: "Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smashed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
  • ENFP: "Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco."
  • ISFP: "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
  • ESFP: "And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!"
  • ISFJ: "Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya."
  • ESFJ: "I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."
  • ISTJ: "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
  • ESTJ: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
  • INTJ: "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good."
  • ENTJ: "I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking 'did someone get shot?'. I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously."
  • INFJ: "It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."
  • ENFJ: "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..."
Archaic Gadgetry (Peter Parker)

Originally posted by michelleisawks

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Warning: Cursing

Rating: PG i guess

Summary: The reader and their coworkers are wondering why he does that since they also sell DVDs. There is a betting pool open on what kind of weirdo Peter is. The reader finally approaches him and asks him why he does that.

Author: Dizzy

A/N: This is from my list of upcoming fics. If you want, you can let me know which one I should do next or request anything you’d like. This was requested by an anon. It’s in the readers point of view. 

Masterlist Request a Prompt

“He’s back again.” My coworker, Tasha said from beside me as we both watched our regular, Peter, beeline to the video section of the store.

I crossed my arms as I watched him run his fingers against the spine of ever video tape we had available. “He didn’t even notice the ‘recently received’ section I created just for him.”

“Are you sure he’s a normal guy? You’re the only one with a bet on that.” Tasha said with her head cocked to the side as she observed Peter with an odd expression on her face.

Peter stood on one of the stools, running a hand through his hair while he read the back of a copy of Empire Strikes Back. He had already bought a copy not long before.

“I’m kinda rethinking that.” I said with a laugh while I folded up clothes that were returned. “Hey, Petey!” 

The boy’s head shot up at the sound of his name. “It’s Peter, Y/n. Peter is my name.” 

“I know.” I grinned and put my hands on my hips. “You do realize we have DVDs, right?”

He nodded as he put the video back and stepped down from the stool. “Hey, do you guys have any new VHS tapes?”

I pointed to the small rack I set up earlier that morning, allowing him to follow where my gaze and blush.

“Oh. Thank you.” He stammered, ducked his head shyly and walked over to the rack.

“That boy has got to be the weirdest of them all. My guess is he’s a druggie.” My coworker, Tony said from beside me as he approached me and Tasha with a box of clothes.

“Nah, he’s gotta be some sort crazy memorabilia geek.” Tasha countered.

“My guess is that he’s just a hipster. I mean, he has bought a tape everyday, a record player and records a few weeks ago, that junk of a computer, and have you seen what he wears everyday? He’s gotta be a hipster.” I added.

“You’re only saying that cause you think he’s cute.” Tony teased.

“I do not!”

“Says the girl who knows everything he’s ever bought!” Tasha exclaimed, laughing. 

I could feel my face get hot as the pair were laughing hysterically. “You guys suck…”

“I dare you to talk to him.” Tony smiled deviously. 

“I second that.”

“No! Guys, don’t make me!”

“You have to. It’s a dare.” Tony argued. 

I rolled my eyes and huffed, my arms crossed. “Fine. But if something happens, tell my mom that you two are to blame.”

I took in a deep breath as the two giggled and whispered among themselves as I walked around the counter. I walked slowly towards Peter, who held three VHS tapes in his hand while he sifted through the other tapes with his other hand.

“Hey, Peter?” I asked, causing the boy to look up at me. “Why do you buy tapes when we sell DVDs?”

“Well, they cost more than the DVDs and the charity you guys help needs money and I’m a bit of a gadget freak. Especially older stuff. I have a tape player at home that I fixed up and I like using it.” He explained “Does that answer your question?”

I looked back at my friends, who had obviously listened to the conversation the whole time since they both were pulling out their wallets to give me the money I won. I turned and gazed back at Peter with a smile.

“Yeah, it does. I just have one more question. Why do you come in everyday? You could easily come every other day or just the weekends.”

Peter rubbed the back of his neck and chuckled awkwardly. “I don’t think you want me to answer that.”

“Oh, but we do!” Tony replied from behind the counter.

“Tony!” I sighed, turning to look at him with a pained expression.

“What? I wanna know! Go on, kid, tell us.”

Peter sighed. “I kinda really like you cause I see you all the time and you’re really nice to me and saying it out loud makes me sound so pathetic.” He said quickly, too quick for me to comprehend it.

Tony and Tasha started to laugh loudly as I felt their eyes on me.

“He likes you, girl!” Tasha exclaimed. “No wonder he only knows your name!”

“I-I don’t know what to say.” I said with a shocked expression on my face as I could feel my heart pound and my cheeks heat up.

“You don’t have to day anything.” Peter smiled sadly before walking past me, putting his tapes back. 

I quickly turned on my heel to see him starting to head to the door. “Peter, wait.” I said. 

He stopped in his tracks and looked back at me. “What?”

“Look, I kinda like you too. I mean, I made that little rack of new tapes for you and I know what you’ve bought from us these past few months that you’ve been coming. Forget that last part, that sounds creepy.” I rambled as I walked towards him. “What I’m trying to say is that I’ve liked you for a while and I don’t really know you. I mean, we’ve always had nice talks about movies and stuff. So, maybe we could watch those movies you were gonna buy together? Become friends?”

Peter’s frown slowly turned into a smile with every word I said until he had a full on grin spread across his face. “Sure, I’d like that.” 

“You go, Glenn Coco!” Tony cheered as Tasha and him began to clap.

“Shut the hell up, Tony! Jesus Christ!” I laughed as I lead Peter back to the video section of the store, glad he wasn’t the weirdo everyone thought he was. 

anonymous asked:

Today I met a guy in class and I was like "yeah he's kinda cute but whatev" and then during the lecture he had a cold and was sniffling and sneezing and he looked so desperate and suddenly I found my soul mate 😱

you go glenn coco. make him your schnozz mate.

The gang bowling

-Johnny and Pony are grannies and don’t even bowl, they just play air hockey smh

-Two-Bit spills a pitcher of beer oops (this one was inspired by my brother who did that)

-Darry and Steve are v competitive and are the only ones who actual give a shit to bowl

-Soda is talking to the ladies (and trying to distract Steve so Darry will win)

-Steve calls bullshit and gets outraged

-Dallas is all over the god damn place, he is in the arcade with Pony and Johnny, Bowling while other people are in the bathroom, messing people up

-Dallas gets an urge to do “something illegal man” and let’s a ball lose down somebody else’s lane

-Steve gets a gutterball and actually walks down the god damn lane Jesus Christ

-Bonus if the Shepard’s come in half way through the game

-Tim is the master at bowling and gets strikes every time

-Curly gets Ponyboy and Johnny to actually play the god damn game

-Angela is also amazing at bowling and ends up neck in neck with Tim

-But Tim wins of course (you go Glenn coco)

-Steve gets so mad bc he tried so hard and Angela could give less of a hoot

Why Should I Learn Another Language?

I was tagged by @language-dork to do the “why should I learn another language” tag, so thank you ^^

  1. It’s like a puzzle for your brain (and mouth). I love the feeling of when things just click, and whilst learning another language can be difficult, the satisfaction of being able to understand something that was previously gibberish is unreal. Same goes for pronouncing a sound that doesn’t exist in your native language.
  2. Food!!! Like seriously… why have kung pao chicken when you can have 小笼包 (xiao long bao) or 菜脯蛋 (tsai-bo-neng)?!
  3. Friends - either people who have the same target language or people who already speak your target language. I’ve met awesome people from both categories!
  4. bOoKs! Or rereading translated books in their native language :)
  5. Music/movies. Maybe you love k-pop and want to sing along with your favourite artists. Maybe you love French dramas and don’t want to use subtitles. Maybe your favourite character speaks x language and you want to learn it too. No reason is too silly. If you enjoy it, you go Glenn Coco!
  6. Culture. So much of language and culture go hand in hand it’s almost natural to learn about them together. Additionally, by learning about new cultures you also broaden your own outlook on the world. It might seem intimidating at first, but trust me… it’s a beautiful thing.
  7. Politics? Maybe this one sounds boring, but being able to understand political affairs by talking to native speakers or reading the native news is honestly so interesting.
  8. Job opportunities. Because multiple languages is always better than one ;)
  9. Travel. Even if you’re not the best in your target language, people will still appreciate the effort. You’ll also probably get insider information on places to see, things to eat, stuff to do, etc.
  10. You don’t actually need a good reason. There. I said it. Sometimes you want to learn a language for the sake of learning a language. Or sometimes you have “silly” reasons. But that doesn’t make your language journey any less valid. Your love of Japanese because of anime will take you just as far as someone who wants to become a UN ambassador. It’s a personal journey, and if you’re happy with yourself at the end of the day, that’s really all that matters.

I tag @language-renard @watashiwahaksaeng @francaise-de-coeur @langblog @nihowdy @languesetmoi @vegasxenophile

Daily Draw February 14th:-

Happy Valentines, sorry i should have done something V-day themed, but truthfully I forgot. I should have at least done Alistair or Leliana or even Flemeth for all those cougar chasers out there.

Nathaniel was pretty cool, my epilogue said something about him saving Fergus Cousland and regaining honour for the Howe family. You Go Glenn Coco!

Watched Mean Girls and then this was born…Eldarya characters as Mean Girls quotes (I just found this funny to think about)

Miiko: “Okay, I’m going to forgive you because I’m a very Zen person…and I’m on a lot of pain medication right now.”

Alajéa: “That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.”

Eweleïn: “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it! OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.”

Nevra: “Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

Ezarel: “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.”

Ykhar: “I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

Keroshane: “Your face smells like peppermint!”

Valkyon: “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.”

Karenn: “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”

Leiftan: “Boo, you whore!”

Chrome: “One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.”

Jamon: “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

Ezarel with mustache: “You go Glenn Coco!”

Mean Girls Themed Asks

Made out with a hot dog: What’s something you haven’t done but would do at least once?

That’s SO fetch: What’s your favorite phrase?

You go Glenn CoCo: What achievement are you proudest of?

She doesn’t even go here: Where would you like to travel to most?

Is butter a carb?: What’s something you’re embarrassed that you didn’t know?

Boo, you whore!: Biggest lie you’ve ever told?

Get in loser, we’re going shopping: If money weren’t an issue, what’s one thing you would buy?

Don’t have sex because you will get pregnant and die!: Is there a hookup/significant other you regret? Why?

I’m a mouse, DUH!: All time favorite Halloween costume

You can’t sit with us!: Describe a time when you felt left out

October 3rd: Favorite time of the year?

You think you’re really pretty: Favorite thing about yourself?

The limit does not exist!: What’s your current dream goal?