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fashion consults!

as most of you know, I was in the hospital this month. why? my heart. again. always. two cardiac arrests within a fifteen minute span as I was getting ready for work; an ambulance came and got me and everything. after that, it was two weeks of tests and surgery and new medications and short-term disability and ultimately, no answers. my heart condition remains a rare and mysterious jewel. so good news: I’m alive. bad news: I’m an american who just spent two weeks in the best electrocardiology ward in new york city. which means medical bills. so many fucking medical bills. 

now, I have insurance, but before it kicks in I have a significant deductible to meet. every scrap of every paycheck is going towards those bills for the foreseeable future. which isn’t great, considering I took two-thirds of my closet off to a consignment store about a month before this happened. You guys know me, I’d like to be able to fill it out again. so I’m proposing a trade: I’ll dress you if you dress me. 

style consulting - rates and services

  1. $15 option - one time occasion styling! if you have a wedding or a graduation or a big date coming up, I’ll hop on skype with you for a half-hour and see what we can do with the clothes you already have.
  2. $20 option - fashion guidance. I’ll ask you to send me five to seven pictures of outfits, styles, or fashion icons that you like. from there, I’ll write up my impressions of your fashion goals, advise you towards certain trends, and help you solidify your sense of personal style. (here is an example)
  3. $40 option - fashion guidance + personal shopper. You’ll receive all the services of #1, plus I’ll discuss your budget and then go shopping for you. I’ll put together ten items within your price range that will help you meet your style aspirations. 
  4. $65 option - fashion guidance + personal shopper + skype consult. You’ll receive all the services of #1 and #2, plus I will set up a 45 minute in-person skype consult with you. We’ll go through your closet (or whatever items you choose) together, and I’ll help you pinpoint which garments will work with your new look, and which ones won’t. 

**request via an ask - include your email address, your name, and which service you want - I’ll send you an email and we can begin the conversation there.** 

(note: all these prices are suggested. obviously if you’re willing to donate more, I’d appreciate it, each option takes about an hour and a half more to do than the option preceding it. if you want something different than what I’m offering, send me a message and we’ll talk details.)

(second note: I’ll be doing these requests in the order I get them. When I get your inquiry, I’ll let you know where you are in the queue.)

I’ll still be giving out style advice all the time on this blog, don’t worry! But in-depth, individually tailored stuff takes me a lot of time, and I’d like to be able to turn that into something I can use to buy shoes that won’t fall apart with nyc wear.

hope to dress you soon! ♥

TRUTH OR DARE

HERE IT IS~ I made sure it’s slightly similar to the roommate au,because I know how you guys love that story so much ,yet I haven’t updated yet T_T I’ll try updating asap oki doki?

Don’t forget to tell me what you thought about it in the comments/message box <3

Genre: romance/fluff/Semi-Smut
Pairing: Jungkook/You
Length: 7735 words
Summary: You and Jungkook gather up with your friends to play truth or dare and it gets a little dirty.


It was a rainy day when you and Jungkook decided to meet up at his place. You were meeting up for a break after the mid-term week that has been keeping both of you away from each other. Jungkook missed you so badly that he blew up your phone with his texting messages for several days. You still refused to meet up with him, because he was being a distraction.

He was finally happy and relieved to hear that you’d drop by for the afternoon and stay overnight. He was so excited and looking forward your little night together. You were very close friends since high school it was not a big deal for neither of you to show up at the boy’s apartment or even spend the night there. Jungkook planned to have a little gathering with you and his friends to lighten up the mood from that stressful week

The boy just came out from his shower and noticed the glistering droplets of rain pouring outside. He was wearing his usual comfy white hoodie and his grey sweats. He was so warm and cozy and he could bet that the second you’d show up at his place you’d jump in his arms for some of his warmth. He looked cuddly for a reason and he knew that you were the type to squeal whenever he wore a hoodie.

Is she going show up in this rain? He holds on his cup of hot chocolate and as he takes a sip

Jungkook dials his friend’s phone number to make sure you were on your way.It rang for a few times and it didn’t take long before the latter replied to jungkook’s call.

“Heyy….” Jimin’s voice says in an unsure tone

“Jimin hyung? Are you picking up Y/N?” he calls his friend

“Bruh, my girl just showed up and she looks quite pissed from the look on her face… I’m sorry but I couldn’t give Y/N a ride” jimin replies on the other line

This hyung better be kidding me!! He left Y/N all alone?!

“Are you saying that she’s walking to get here?” Jungkook yells on the other line

“Well I gave her a tip to take a taxi, but you know how she never accepts money from me” jimin sighs

“That’s because you’re a creep. What would you expect? Who knows if you gave her money for another purpose?” Jungkook scoffs on the other line

“Hey who do you take me for? I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW. I DON’T DO THESE THINGS ANYMORE” jimin shouts

“You still have a past Jimin hyung. Don’t go around giving money to girls…they might get the wrong idea” jungkook sighs

“Is it that wrong to take care of beautiful girls when I have money to spend on them?” jimin argues

“Not when you’re a pervert.” Jungkook replies

“Says the pervert himself” Jimin scoffs

“Don’t include me in your circle, hyung. I don’t own a limited porn magazine collection” jungkook smirks on the other line

“I had money and no girlfriend. Don’t blame me, you little brat” jimin nags

“Sure hyung…sure” jungkook chuckles on the other line

He ended the call and choose to send you a text asking you where you were. As he was typing in his message he could hear two knocks on the door followed by the doorbell ring. A smile was automatically stamped on his face as he ran to open that door. He knew it was you from the second you knocked twice and rang once.

He opened the door and the first thing he saw was you being all drenched and wet from the rain. That white dress shirt you were wearing was sticking onto your skin and half of your hair was wet. You held onto your bag while slightly shivering from the cold.You were seeking for heat and Jungkook was going to give you enough heat for the rest of the night.

“Y/N? Don’t you carry around an umbrella sometimes?” He furrows his brows “What if you catch a cold?” he suddenly pulls you in his warm embrace and closes the door with his foot

You surround your arms around his waist tightly and jungkook slightly gasps from how tight you’re hugging him back. His face softens when he feels you burying your face in his warm cozy chest. Jungkook’s chest was the perfect pillow and spot to press your face on when you felt sad or cold. You snuggled your face on his chest and jungkook can’t help but chuckle at how clingy you are from the moment you stepped in his apartment. Your nose was cold and jungkook’s warm comforting chest was warming you up. Your fingers grasped tightly onto the fabric of his white hoodie and jungkook surround his manly arms around you in protection. You were so cold and he was going to make sure you never catch a cold. His fingers would touch your cold ears from time to time to warm you up.This man was like a heater and you only needed heat from his body right now.

“Did you missed me that much?” he suddenly asks “I thought you’ve been avoiding me for a while because I was supposedly a distraction”

“You’re so warm kook, can’t I stay in your arms forever?” you look up at him with your red nose

“I don’t know about forever, but you can stick to me for a few more minutes” he replies “what’s with the romantic pickup lines, missy? “He asks

“I need heat and you’re hot, so I’ll stick to you, okay?” you smile at him before hugging him tighter

“Oh okay…so now I’m hot? I didn’t knew you saw me that way…” he raised a playful brow

“Hot as in heat, idiot” you chuckle “I’m cold to death and you just happen to provide lots of heat”

“I’m still pretty sexy, don’t you agree?” he raises his brow sexily

“You’re cute Jungkook” you suddenly lessen your hold on him “So cute I’d bite you” you tap his cute nose

I’m cute? Just cute? Nothing else? He unconsciously pouts

Jungkook could feel his little word shatter for some reason.Of course you had to see him under the’ cute’ light .He was a man that worked out a few days a week. His body was hot and everyone who saw it couldn’t agree more. He had the biceps and abs that any girl would drool over, yet you were there calling him adorable. Why did he has to be constantly called cute by you?Was isit his doe eyes and his innocent facial expressions or was it simply the way you saw him?  Sure you were his friend, but you were still a girl and he wanted you to acknowledge him like any other man.

“Girl, I’m still a man. Isn’t it sad to think that you always come to this grown man’s apartment and make yourself so comfortable? Don’t you feel nervous around me, the slightest? “He stares at you as he hold tightly on your shoulders

Say yes, say yes. PLEASE.AT LEAST SAY IT TO MAKE ME FEEL WORTHY.DON’T SHATTER MY MANLYHOOD AS IF IT WAS SOMETHING NORMAL TO DO ON A DAILY BASIS. *CRIES*

“Not at all” you reply “I trust you way too much to be nervous” you brush it off

This girl don’t get the clues at all *sighs* let’s just play along with her…

“I’m a spontaneous man “he makes a sassy pose

“Of course you are “you laugh “Can you lend me one of your 24 white shirts or something, I’m dying of cold” you shiver

“Who’d ever saw this would think you’re my girl” he chuckles

How much I wish you were my girl…*pouts internally*

“Oh ho.” You punch his chest “Are you going to push me away once you find a girlfriend?” you glare at him

“Do I look like the kind of friend who’d do that?” he sends you a questioning gaze “I thought you trusted me, I’m feeling a little sad now” he pouts

“Baby please stop being a drama queen and go get me a shirt.” You ruffle his hair “Or, you know what? I’ll just go get one myself” you sigh and walk to his room

SHE’S GOING TO MY CLOSET?! HELL NO.MY SECRET LIFE RESIDES THERE. #PANIC

“W-Wait!! No one is going through my closet!!” he stops you

“Why? “ You blink before tilting your head to the side” Do you have something to hide in there” you smirk

LET’S MAKE UP AN EXCUSE.

“My white shirts are PRECIOUS.” He retorts

“So what? You won’t lend me a shirt” you frown “I’m so disappointed! I thought you loved me” you pout

Jungkook could feel his heart jump for the sudden ‘love’ word that just got out of your lips.

“LOVE is a big word.” He stares at you

“Insensitive jerk. I’ve been walking for 15 minutes in the rain to get here.” You fake a sob “Are you really going to treat me that way?”

“Do I look like a man that’d do that to a girl?” he scoffs

“Of course” you glare

“RUDE” he replies in a very offended tone before ruffling his hair

He sighed before he grabbed the hem of his hoodie to slightly pull it up.This how your eyes wavered and panic started arising through your body.You were nervous at his unusual behavior.Why was he going to take it off and in front of you on top of it?

“W-W-What ARE YOU DOING?!” you hide your eyes “Don’t strip tease Jeon Jungkook. I’M W-WARNING YOU”

Jungkook takes off his hoodie as it sticks with the white shirt he’s wearing under it. Part of his skin and his abs gets exposed but the guy does not waste time to pull down his white shirt while removing successfully the white hoodie. You seem a bit disappointed as you didn’t get to see the entire thing. You were peeking through your fingers and you could tell that jungkook has been building something under these white shirts.

“Calm down woman, I was going to give you my hoodie instead. It’s already warm so you’ll warm up faster.” He replies as he throws the white hoodie on your figure

“Why do I feel like you actually wanted me to take everything off.” he replies “You were disappointed because I was wearing another shirt under it, right?” he nudges you

“N-NO!” you stare at him before putting on the hoodie “Ahh…” you exclaim as the warmth invades you “Your hoodie is so warm and cozy” you rub your cheek on the fabric

“Of course it is, I’m hot” he winks at you

“Oh gosh, International playboy.” You roll your eyes “So what’s your plan for tonight?”

“I thought we could play a little game” he wiggles his eyebrow

“Oh no, I don’t like where this is going” you stare at him

“You’ll see. Let’s just go watch something while waiting for Jimin hyung and the rest of the guys to come”

You both sat on his couch with his arm around your shoulder as you all snuggled up on his chest like his puppy.Jungkook would pet your hair while making all sorts of weird sounds.He was like that and you had to live with his weirdness. Whoever saw both of you, would be thinking that you’re an item. Jungkook would play and ruffle your hair with his large hands in order to make you the most hideous looking hairstyles in history. He giggles and finds it funny, but it’s not that funny in your perspective.

“Jeon, I beg you. Stop ruining my hair” you sigh

“I’m just having my fun. Please let me.”

“You really want to disfigure me before Jin Sunbae shows up?” you reply

“Oh, so you’re self-conscious because jin is probably going to show up?” Jungkook gives you a glance

So she still had something for him * pouts* Damn, I thought I had a chance this time…

“You still like him?” his eyes widened

“Not that I like him, but I don’t want to seem like a loser after seeing him for so long”

It’s official. She still likes him. Our chances are doomed Jeon, just forget it…You don’t stand a chance against the perfect Kim Seokjin from the Biomedical Departement.

“Y/N, don’t lie. You’re totally crushing on him” he replies bitterly

“Stop. It’s not like you’re any better. You fell for that library girl because of her boobs.”

I don’t even look at BOOBS. I AVOID BOOBS LIKE AN ILLNESS. WHY IS SHE BRINGING THAT UP?!Aaaiishh…now that she brought up the boob subject I feel like blushing * internally scolsd himself*

“I just said she looked cute!!I never crushed on her and her boobs have nothing to do with this” he blushes

“YOU LIAR” you point at him

The doorbell suddenly rang and the door opened on its own.Jimin was the culprit and he had the keys for some reason which didn’t even surprise jungkook. Followed by jimin was Taehyung with his casual grin stamped on his face, Hoseok who seemed way too hyped up for nothing, Yoongi who seemed to be unaware of why he was even invited, Namjoon who shot you a smile and Jin who was there in all of his glory.

“Who’s a liar?” jimin giggles “I bought some beer, guys!”

“Y/N is already there!!!!!” Taehyung shots up from the back and runs to get a hug from you

“How’s it going, Tae?” you chuckled as his soft hair would tickle your neck

“I’m doing better now that you hugged me” he grins

“Awww you~” you ruffle his hair “I should adopt you, where are the papers to adopt this child!!” you laugh

“This ‘child’ is actually a perv Y/N” Namjoon sighs “I saw him exchanging numbers with Kim Hyuna from third year. You know that girl –“

“With the big boobs” you sigh “Yes I know “you face palm “Why are you guys so obsessed with boobs? You really need to get over it.”

“She’s a C cup!! It’s rare to find this in my faculty” Namjoon sighs

“That’s because there’s not that many girls in engineering” you comment

“Try talking to me about it” Namjoon replies

“You exchanged numbers with Kim Hyuna? GIVE ME HER NUMBER TOO BRUH!! SHARE IT!” Hoseok pulls taehyung to his side

“Oh guys please…” you sigh

“Are you proud of me? I’m not perverted like them” jungkook smiles at you innocently

“You’re probably ten times worse, you just know how keep it inside your pants” you smirk

“OUCH.THAT HURTS” jungkook pouts

“I don’t care about boobs, someone tell me where I can find a relaxing spot in this apartment” Yoongi asks “I don’t even know why I came here, but I’m planning to take a nap anyways”

“There’s a couch over there hyung” Jungkook guides Yoongi to the couch

On the other side Jin had showed up  

“Hey Y/N, it’s been a while” Jin smiles at you

“O-Oh…hey” you blink awkwardly “Yeah, it’s been quite a while! I’m happy to you here” you blush

“Your shirt is so oversized” jin chuckled “you look so tiny”

“I bet Jungkook went dirty on you and he gave it to you as a present “Hoseok wiggles his eyebrows

“Ew. NO. Guys what is wrong with you?” you cringed your face

“She came all drenched because of some irresponsible hyung who didn’t gave her the ride she needed” jungkook frowns

“Okay, bruh, that last sentence sounded kind of wrong” Hoseok sips on his juice

“Oh gosh” jungkook rolled his eyes “Jimin hyung what do you have to say for your defense?”

“I don’t want to talk about it” Jimin’s smile fades away  

“Where’s your girlfriend?” jungkook suddenly asks

“Don’t even bring her up” jimin sighs

As the mood became slightly awkward, jungkook decided to change the topic and this is how you were now bond to play this game he’s been craving to play for so long. All seated in the living room in a circle with beer in the center, you were feeling nervous about what game you were going to play.

“So what is it?” You nudge jungkook

“Truth or Dare” Jungkook smirks

“Bruh, why did you invite us?” Hoseok whispers “You should’ve played that game alone with her…if you know what I mean”

“Shut up, HYUNG” jungkook would slap hoseok’s arm “So…who wants to start?”

“Me~” Namjoon raises his hand “Truth for Hoseok, Did you ever had sex with a teacher for a grade?”

“Ooooh~ bruh , you’re going quite hard from the start” Jimin laughs “No one would, I mean I never hooked up with a teacher so I bet that no one in this squad—“

“Okay, maybe once—“Hoseok replies

Everyone’s eyes rounded in astonishment.

“OMG HOSEOK. You got laid with a teacher??!!”  jimin shouts

“It was just that one time! Plus, she was a TEACHER ASSISTANT not an actual teacher!” Hoseok replies “She was cute. It was two birds with a stone to be honest”

“Was it good?” Taehyung wiggles his eyebrows

“What happens in class stays in class” Hoseok smirks

Everyoone ‘woo-ed’ at how savage Hoseok was being with his replies.You were feeling nervous about this game and about how daring the questions were.What if they asked you some awkward questions in front of Jin.You could tell that Jungkook was fidgeting in his seat.He may have chosen the game, but he was also nervous about what kind of wild ideas would come out of his friends.

“It’s my turn huh?”Hoseok asks “This is one is a Truth for Park Jimin. How many freshman have you slept with?”

“THAT’S NOT EVEN FAIR!!” Jimin points at hoseok “How do you expect me to remember that.”

“Oh Jimin” Jin chuckles

“Why am I befriending them again?” Yoongi stares at you

“I bet it’s close to the entire female population” Taehyung chuckled

“Five…” Jimin replies

“Jimin…please. This is truth or dare, not lie or dare” you face palm

“OKAY FIFTY. I SLEPT WITH FIFTY FRESHMANS. DON’T JUDGE” Jimin takes a shot “Your turn to Suffer Kim Taehyung, THIS IS A DARE FOR YOU. Go and lick the wall”

“Lick the wall?” Taehyung raises a brow “Alright, I’ve licked lots of stuff in the past anyways”

“Ew. HELL NO. I’ll have to clean it up” Jungkook cringes his face “NOT ON MY WALLS!!”

“Okay then, go out the balcony and scream to the entire neighborhood that you’re a hoe for jungkook while twerking” Jimin chuckles

“Everyone is a hoe for Jungkook” Taehyung smirks

“Oh man, this is going to be embarrassing “Jungkook sighs

It wasn’t long before Taehyung went out in the balcony. He started off by warming up his deep voice and made a few booty shakes to practice his twerking. It gave you the shock of your life when he suddenly screamed out of his lungs.

“I’M JUNGKOOK’S HOOOOOOOEEEEE!!!”Taehyung would shake his butt “YES I’M THE BEST HOE IN TOWN AND I CHOOSE JUNGKOOK. CATCH ME JUNGKOOOOKKKK. JUST LIKE IN THAT POKEMON GO GAME!!!! I’LL BE YOUR HOE!!!” he’d twerk for a few seconds “JUNGKOOK’S HOE FOR LIFE.HEARD THAT B*TCHES??!!! COME AND JOIN ME IN THE JUNGKOOK HOES FANCLUB–”

“Hyung, please shut the f*ck up, what will my neighbors think??!!” jungkook shows up behind taehyung as he claps his palm on the latter’s mouth

“Sorry, I just felt like it was appropriate to embarrass you along the way” Taehyung laughed

“Can I go back home? Please” Yoongi pleads but no one listens to him

“Congrats Jeon, you got yourself a Hoe Fan club” you laughed while nudging his shoulder

“You’re part of the fan club too” he winks at you

“In your wildest dreams” you send him a flying kiss

“My question is for Y/N” Taehyung giggles at you

“Please tell me it’s an innocent one” you laugh nervously

“If you had to Pick one of us and dress him up as your roleplay fantasy, who would it be?”

“Role playyyy~~~ Hmm, I like these kind of things” jimin giggles while nudging your arm nonstop “Now I’m feeling more curious”

“Why would you ask that?!” You chuckle “what if I said I don’t have a roleplay fantasy?”

“Oh baby, you do. Everyone does “Hoseok replies

“You guys are perverts” you groan “I don’t have a role play fantasy

“Why don’t you tell them about your cop fantasy—“Jungkook is about to reply but you put your palm over his lips

“SHUT IT.” You sent him a death sentence through your eyes

“Damn girl. Cop roleplay? That’s kind of naughty. I didn’t expect you’d be into that” Jimin giggles

“Are you into handcuffs in all those kind of stuff” Taehyung asks

“I’m not replying to this” you stare at Taehyung “AND YOU ARE DEAD” you glare at jungkook

“Hey, I had to say something” Jungkook chuckles “It’s not that embarrassing. It’s kind of Hot actually” he reassures you

“I think that Jungkook is already making plans for his Halloween costume” Hoseok smirks

“Shut up hyung” Jungkook flushes

“You didn’t reply who you’d pick in the squad to make this fantasy come true” Taehyung pouts

“I’m not picking any of you” you laugh sarcastically “Now let me make you suffer Jeon Jungkook” you stare at him

“W-Why me?!” jungkook blinks at you

“This is a dare for you. Give a kiss to Jimin on the cheeks”

“Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t kiss guys especially when they’re Park Jimin” Jungkook replies

“I feel offended now” Jimin puts a hand over his chest

“Oh shut up with ‘I don’t kiss guys’ ish, I’ve seen you kiss Taehyung that other time” you nudge jungkook

“I NEVER KISSED TAEHYUNG!!IT WAS NOT WILLINGLY AND IT WAS NOT REAL EITHER” Jungkook shots up

“Bruh you guys kissed?!” Hoseok put his palm over his lips “TAEKOOK SAILED!!!”

“We did NOT!!” jungkook argues

“ I helped Jungkook to pretend he had a Girlfriend that one time, so we acted out a little scene” Taehyung replies “We did not kiss, you don’t have to freak out Y/N” taehyung would pat your arm

“Who’s freaking out? I’m not freaking out!” you furrow your brows

“I just figured you might be a little jealous of me” Taehyung grins

“Yeah, obviously” you chuckle “Jungkook must be one hell of a good kisser then.” You smirk

“Tell me about it” Taehyung gives you a perverted glance

“STOP GIVING THEM THE WRONG IDEA, HYUNG!!”Jungkook shouts    

“Sorry Jimin, but Taekook sailed…” Hoseok taps jimin shoulder

“Why is my life so pathetic…?” Jimin took a shot “I just broke up with my girl and now Jungkook rejected me”

“Don’t be like that hyung” Jungkook would pats jimin’s shoulder “I’m sorry for your girlfriend. I promise you’ll find the right one soon.”

“That’s true Jimin-ah. We can get a drink together sometimes. Don’t feel so destroyed. You’re an amazing man” Jin would reassure jimin

“That girl doesn’t know what she’s missing” Hoseok replies smugly “You got so many hoes and she’s just one of them”

“Hoseok, can you just shut up please?” you glare at Hoseok before petting jimin’s hair “She probably had her reasons. Remember that we’re always there for you Chimchim” you hold onto his hand

“B-But I loved her so much” Jimin would bury his face in his hands

“There are many girls waiting in line for you. It’s okay! Just think like the old Playboy Jimin would.” Namjoon tries reassuring him

“I thought she was different…That girl changed me” Jimin sniffed “I thought she was the one”

“Don’t let her break you down like that” Taehyung smiles before adding “Girls act out weird sometimes”

“Excuse me?” you gave a stare to Taehyung

“Hum. Yeah. No. I think I’ll just drink and shut up” Taehyung giggles

“Come here “you pull jimin in your arms as you cuddle him and play with his hair “I’ll tell you a little secret” you whisper in jimin’s ears

Not fair. She never cuddles me like this, Jungkook pouts

“Girls may hold grudges for long, but she will eventually come back” you whisper in jimin’s ears

“How do you know that?” jimin stares at you

“Let her time to cool off” you ruffle his hair “And then impress her”

“Y/N, please give me some attention too” Jungkook tugs on your sleeve

“Jesus, you’re such a child!” You chuckle before staring at him “I dare you to stay silent for the rest of the game till someone chooses you for another truth or dare” you reply

“RUDE.” Jungkook replies in an offended tone “Do you hate me that much?!”

“I do it because I adore you” you pinch his nose in between your fingers

“Sure” jungkook sighs “I’ll stay shut but before that, I’ll ask a little question too” he replies “My question is for Jin.”

“Yes?” Jin blinks

“If you had a chance to date Y/N, would you do it?”

Your eyes rounded automatically and you slapped his arm aggressively while communicating with your eyes. You and Jungkook could understand each other with your facial expressions.

Why would you ask him such an embarrassing question?!!! You stare at jungkook

It’s about time he knows you like him! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. He stares back at you

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!! YOU BETTER REVERSE THIS ISH OR I’M REVEALING YOUR DARKEST SECRETS, You glare at him

GO AHEAD, YOU THINK I’M SCARED?!!! SORRY.BUT WHAT IS DONE IS DONE, he gives you a mocking face

I’LL KILL YOU, your eyes threaten him

I LOVE YOU TOO. He smiles sarcastically

“Y/N is a sweet girl! Who wouldn’t want to date her?” Jin smiles sweetly

“That’s not the question. Would you date her?” Jungkook adds fuel to the fire

YOU BETTER SHUT IT NOW ROMEO. I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS IF YOU KEEP ON GOING, you tug on his sleeve

TRY TOUCHING ME THERE, He smirks

I’ll f*cking murder you, you grit your teeth

“I would date her. She’s really cute” Jin smiles at you

OF course he’d say that, jungkook internally rolls his eyes

“O-Oh….yeah…t-thank you” you blush before staring at jungkook “Now you better shut that pretty mouth for the rest of game” you tap jungkook’s lips with your fingers

“I’ll ask one question to Yoongi then” Jin suddenly comments

“Did you just include me in this game?” Yoongi glared at jin

“Of course you should participate, you’re still our close friend” Jin smiles “So I have a dare for you”

“Oh no, you did not go there” Hoseok gasps

“Tie your hair into apple hair” Jin chuckles as he stares at yoongi

“He will murder you” Taehyung shook his head

“RIP Jin Hyung” Jimin sobs

Yoongi stares at everyone lifelessly.

“You can expect to go to hell for making me do this” Yoongi threatens and all guys gulped on their saliva

“Do you want me to lend you a hair tie” you poke yoongi with a smile and he only gives you a sigh of exasperation

“I don’t even know anymore” Yoongi sighs “Why am I even here in the first place?”

“I’ll make your hair for you” you smile at yoongi as you tie his bangs into apple hair “So KYUUUTTTEEE” you squeal and clap your hands

She never tied my hair and said it looked cute. Please give me some love and attention too. jungkook internally pouts

“I get to give a dare this time?” Yoongi sighs “Jeon Jungkook. This one is for you”

Why is he choosing me? Do I look like a Pokémon you can just pick?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME??!!! Jungkook only sighs in response since he’s supposed to keep quiet

Yoongi on his side had a plan to finish up this game and go back home as soon as he could.

“Oh I forget to mention that it’s a gift for Jungkook and a dare for Y/N” yoongi clarifies

PARDON?!!!A GIFT FOR ME AND A DARE FOR HER? I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!!!!,  jungkook shudders

“A dare for me?” You blink this time “How come my dare is a gift for this kid?” you poke jungkook’s arm

“I don’t know where this is going, but I’ll just sit back and watch the genius do his job” Hoseok sits back while sipping on his beer

“The dare is to sit on Jungkook’s lap for the rest of the game.” Yoongi smirks at you

WHY IS MY LAP INVOLVED IN HER DARE???! CAN’T THEY LEAVE MY POOR SENSITIVE BODY ALONE! jungkook cringes his face Ugh, I’m getting drunk on top of it. PLEASE NO. Y/N. SAY NO.I BEG YOU.MY PANTS ARE BEGGING YOU TOO.

“Sit on his lap? How is that supposed to be a gift for Jungkook? He’ll only get burdened” you chuckle “I mean, I’ve been eating quite a lot of sweets nowadays” you giggle

“Just hop on it and I promise you’d understand what we mean” Taehyung winks at you

WHAT?! DO I LOOK LIKE SOME OBJECT PEOPLE CAN JUST HOP ON FOR FUN?!I THOUGHT I WAS THE BUNNY HERE, WHY WOULD SHE HOP ON ME….oh…wait…now I get it* CRIES THE ENTIRE HAN RIVER* HE’S LIKE ASKING HER TO HOP ON MY DICK INDIRECTLY.OH GOSH I HATE THESE HYUNGS.I’LL POISON THEIR DRINKS.

“Sure. I mean Why not?!” You smile at Taehyung “As long as it causes no harm to anybody I’m cool with it”

GIRL NO.HELL NO.YOU’RE GOING TO CAUSE HARM TO ME.UGH…and I CAN’T EVEN SAY A F*CKING WORD!!!

You grabbed Jungkook’s hand and his eyes wavered from your eyes as he tried staying composed from your touch. His eyes laid lower to check out how you were dressed again. Here is was, his worst nightmare. The damn Booty shorts. It was so humid outside and you chose to wear these when you came here.

HOLY MOTHER OF THE BOOTY SHORTS * cries* we’re f*cked for real this time.

Jungkook didn’t noticed because he always does his best to avoid looking at exposed areas of your body. He can’t believe he hugged you so casually a few hours earlier. Your shorts were a detail he always avoided to look at and this time he won’t have a choice but to give them a second closer look.The cut of of these destroyed jean shorts were the kind that he hated. The kind of shorts that had busted holes in the front since they were fashionable. That was not the main problem.The real problem about these shorts was the fact that whenever you’d bend or sit, they’d get magically shorter. That was the reason why you would usually tie your vest around your waist, but this time your vest was drenched and in the drying machine.

Might as well just play along with it and treat her as if she’s a plant.Yeah, jungkook, she’s a green plant and you’re not the kind of guy who’d get horny over a plant, right? *cold sweats*

He crosses his legs in an open position as he chooses a more comfortable way for you to sit. He thought that sitting like a chair would prevent his worst nightmare from happening. A position that won’t drive him over the edge every time you move or shift on top of him. Well that’s what he thought.

Yeah, if I sit like this it won’t be a problem right? He’d reassure himself

“Can I?” you ask first

Jungkook suddenly pulls your body to sit on his lap with no warning. You feel like you’re sitting on a chair and Jungkook gasps at that sudden extra weight on his crotch. You tried adjusting your seating position on his lap and jungkook suddenly freezed. He’d hold his head to the side while staring at the ground while gulping on that knot of saliva in his dry throat. .He was f*cked and that position he just choose was going to make him suffer for hours under you. Your shorts already started riding up a bit and he couldn’t even bare to look at you. Having drank one bottle and half of beer for the past half hour wasn’t going to help him out at all. He was already feeling the heat rise in his body.

“Look at Jungkook” Hoseok chuckles “He’s all tense”

“Oh, it must be my fault” you pout “I’m sorry, I gained a little bit of weight” you turn around to look at juingkook’s face

DON’T TURN AROUND. DON’T F*CKING MOVE.

Jungkook simply nodded to assure you that it was okay with an awkward smile. Unlucky as he was, the boy had to bear with your butt on his lap for the next hour. One wrong movement and he’d be screwed. Sitting on his lap was a thing but your attire was going to make this ten times harder for him in every sense of the word. The fabric of your shorts was thick while his sweatpants were thin enough for him to feel everything. He was going to suffer while you weren’t going to feel anything. It was his lap after all. He could already feel himself suffering from thinking of how horrendous and frustrating it must feel whenever you’d shift a little bit and the rough fabric of your jeans would simply create friction against his sensitive pants. He was going to suffer for the rest of the game and this was just the start.

“I actually never expected Yoongi hyung to throw a dare like this one” Jimin giggles

“How does it feel to have a girl on your lap jungkook-ah?” Taehyung nudges jungkook

Jungkook only stayed silent while staring at everyone with his does eyes. Bitting his poor victimized lips that would turn red by the end of the game. He had the look of someone who’s guilty of something and his hyungs could tell from the first glance.

“Why are you guys asking him so many weird questions” You raise a brow “Leave him alone?”

At least she’s taking my side *sighs*

“Y/N, we’re just playing” Taehyung chuckles

YEAH YOU’RE PLAYING AT MAKING ME AND MY POOR PANTS SUFFER.TELL THEM Y/N. PUNISH THE F*CK OUT OF THEM. Okay maybe not. That sounded wrong.

“You guys are making me do all sorts of thing” you nudge taehyung

“Blame Yoongi Hyung! I didn’t do anything” Taehyung lifts up his hands in defense

“My dare is for you Taehyung-ah” you smile sarcastically at him

“Cruel woman”

“I dare you to kiss Jimin on the lips” you smirk

It’s in these moments that I’m glad she can’t see me and give me a dare.

“A REAL KISS?” Taehyung blinks

“WHY AM I ALWAYS THE VICTIM IN YOUR DARES?! Y/N WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!” Jimin whines

“I bet it’s a revenge because you didn’t pick her up and she had to walk in the rain to get here” namjoon laughs

“Or maybe Y/N is just into yaoi stuff. I mean this girl has a kink for police uniforms so I wouldn’t be surprised that—“Hoseok chuckles

Her kink is still sexy as f*ck, why does he keep on bringing it up? It’s not like something she should feel ashsamed of.  jungkook rolls his eyes

“Do you want me to include you in that dare too?” you raise a brow at Hoseok

“Okay no, I’ll shut up” Hoseok sits straight in a formal position

“Ok I’ll kiss Jimin, but NO ONE TAKES PICTURES!” Taehyung warns

“Hell no BRUH, I MAY HAVE SAID YES TO JUNGKOOK, BUT I REFUSE TO BE KISSED BY YOU” Jimin steps back

“That’s not fair!” Taehyung whines

“JUST DO IT” you lay your head back and jungkook’s little panic was starting to rise

N-N-NO…DON’T GET CLOSE TO ME!!!!

If he could he’d lay back his body away from you as much as he could. Everytime you’d turn around and shift on his lap he’d suppress a sound to come out. You only added up the fuel to the fire by turning around. He could smell your fruity scented hair and for some reason it was starting to build up this frustration through his body. He was in a position where he’s so close to you but still can’t do anything. He’d curl his hands into fists while constantly biting on his lip, killing himself and praying that you won’t move much for the rest of the game.

F*ck NO.WHY DOES SHE SMELL SO DAMN GOOD. *hides in a corner while sobbing endlessly*

“Come here jimin and kiss me” Taehyung pleads jimin

“HELL NO” Jimin’s eyes rounded

“PLEASE! I’LL CALL YOU HYUNG!” Taehyung pouts

“Of course, call me Hyung and I won’t mind a kiss” jimin smiles

“Really?!” Taehyung blinks

“You think I’d say THAT??!!” Jimin scoffs

“I’ll be part of your hoe fanclub “Taehyung pleads

“He has a hoe fan club too?” Your mouth forms a ‘o’

“I don’t need more hoes” Jimin frowns “You’re NOT EVEN WORTHY OF BEING MY SIDE HOE, SO —“

Taehyung takes the opportunity to peck jimin’s lips fast. Everyone’s jaws drop to the floor, including yours.You did not even expect Taehyung to do it, yet he still did.Taehyung just blew everyone’s minds with his act. Jimin was the most shocked.His lips that were usually stained with the various lipsticks of many girls were now stained by Taehyung’s lemon chapstick.

“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING??!!” Hoseok steps back

“OH MAN HOLY SHIT!!!!!!” jungkook suddenly shouts “THEY DID IT FOR REAL!!!!”

“F*ck this shit. I think I’ve seen enough for tonight, I’m leaving” Yoongi gets ready to get up

“You’re staying here, sugar” Jin pull yoongi to sit down

“I’m not your sugar” Yoongi glares at jin

“You’re my sweet ingredient so you stay here” Jin pats Yoongi’s back and yoongi sighs in defeat

On the other side it was another story for jimin

“How DARE YOU??!” Jimin put his hand over his lips as a blush started to form on his cheeks

“Sorry Jimin, I just had to make you shut up” Taehyung sighs “On another note, I think you should change up your chapstick.It tastes like rotten apples”

“I think I’ll go get some water” Jimin fans himself

“You’re savage Tae, I didn’t expect that at all” you whisper to taehyung “Can’t you see how hot and bothered Jimin looks now?!” You blink

“It’s okay! He’ll get over it, eventually!” Taehyung giggles “So it’s my turn this time to ask a question~”

Everyone stares at him in disbelief.

“Okay so my question is for Y/N” Taehyung stares at you

“Why did you pick me again?!” You whine

“Does size matters for you?” he smirks

WTF IS THIS KIND OF QUESTION??!! WHY DO YOU ASK HER THIS WHILE SHE’S LITTERALLY SITTING ON ME * FACEPALM *

Jungkook suddenly feels himself flush and tense up for some unknown reason. He had no idea why these questions were so dirty and so awkward, but this mood was making feel quite hot in this shirt.What if you could feel his size by accident while sitting in this position? What if he’d have trouble staying in place for the next hour and you’d get to know about the heat that has been rising in his pants.What if you could feel him and be disappointed? In fact he was curious about your reply but afraid at the same time. What if your reply makes him ten times more frustrated?

“Size? I mean, a girl can expect something up to her standards. As long as the performance is good…” you reply slyly “I’m just kidding “you blush as you cup your cheeks as you realize that Jin is still in the room

Jungkook felt this weird feeling in the pit in his stomach and he chose to shrug it off by commenting and playing along with you.Maybe it’d make him less nervous and it’d help him forget about this constant frustration that has been building up.

“You make sly comments and then you blush” Jungkook chuckled “Girl, get a grip over yourself”

“Shut up Jungkook, you’re obviously enjoying this” Taehyung giggles

“NOT” Jungkook fans himself awkwardly

The thickness of your shorts rubbing on him was making his breathing hitch.His lips were aching to let out a sound but his teeth were sinking so deep down his bottom lip that only little whimpers could be heard.You’d chuckle and clap your hands while playing and he’d casually have to bear with the pain to stop his raging desire to take over him. The fabric of your jeans would create that sinful friction on his crotch area whenever you’d move from side to side.

UGH.SEND ME SOME HELP.I NEED A MOTHERF*CKING CUP OF HOLY WATER. NOT SOME STUPID ALCOHOL!!!

“Oh I have another one for Y/N! Who do you think has the biggest size in this room?” Hoseok smirks

WHY WOULD YOU ASK HER THAT??!!! Of course they’d make my life ten times harder… *digs a hole for his own funeral*

“Do you really want me to answer this?” you raise a brow “Man, I never saw anything, how am I supposed to know”

“Girl, just answer with the feel. There’s probably a guy in this squad that you’re expecting something from” jimin chuckles

Of course, she’s probably expecting something big from Jin, Jungkook would sigh in his inner thoughts

“I’ll go with Hoseok…”you tilt your head to the side “I’ll give you this one, cause’ you asked me the question” you chuckle “Happy now?”

“I’m quite satisfied” Hoseok laughs

“From what I personally saw, the biggest one here is the guy sitting beside you” Jimin suddenly shows up with a smirk

WTF ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE JIMIN HYUNG??!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE RECOVERING FROM THE KISS TAEHYUNG JUST GAVE YOU??!

“The guy sitting beside me?” You turn to your left and meet eyes with Yoongi

“Do I look like the kind of man who’d show my privacy to these worthless strippers?” Yoongi stares at you in disbelief

You blink at him for a few seconds before bursting out in laughter. Yoongi really didn’t want to be there and it showed all over his behavior and his facial expression.

“We’re NOT STRIPPERS” taehyung reply in a very offended tone “Maybe Hoes, but not strippers”

“Someone put some tape over Taehyung’s mouth please” Namjoon face palms

“Okay I’ll be more precise. The guy sitting under you” Jimin giggles

You chuckle at yoongi’s hilarious response and turn to you turn around before meeting eyes with a very shy jungkook who’s awkwardly sipping on his beer as if it was apple juice.Red cheeks and very active eyes who’d glance everywhere but in your direction. Jungkook was nervous and he did not want to hear a response from you.It was already killing him to know that you’re now aware of this embarrassing information. Not that it was an embarrassment for him, he was rather proud to have the biggest size, but it was awkward in his perspective to tell you about this.

“Boy, why are you so red? Are you drunk?” you put your palm on his cheek and you can feel the heat radiating from him

DON’T TOUCH MY CHEEEKSSS!!!!!! * cries*

“Come on Jeon, why are you acting all shy now? You’d always show it off and brag when we’d be in the locker rooms” Hoseok rolls his eyes

“Shut it” Jungkook glares at his hyungs

“You actually brag about it? Whoah kook, I’m learning all sorts of thing from you today” you raise a brow “I didn’t expect you’d have the biggest size either” you punch his arm “You’re quite the man, huh?” you chuckled

Your jeans rode up and he could see from the side of his vision your exposed skin. Being dazed from your scent, your skin exposure and your proximity, it was currently driving him over the edge. You were so close yet so far. Beads of sweat along his side burns were glistering and falling right down from his jaw to his neck. Jungkook was nervous and anyone could tell from the first glance that he was suppressing himself to not move.

Let’s stay cool and not make this too obvious *puts professional mask on*

“I don’t know if I should feel offended by this comment or be happy, but thank you anyway. Can we please pass to the next question and stop talking about my size? ” Jungkook cringes his face

“Embrace it, BRAT. It’s not every day that you get to have that kind of size! “Hoseok replies

“Freaking embarrassing” jungkook face palms

“It’s okay jungkook-ah. Don’t be ashamed. I can brag about you now” you nudge him

“W-What? “He blinks at you “You’ll BRAG TO WHO ABOUT THIS? YOU NEVER EVEN SAW THE REAL THING.”

“Should I see it?” you smirk

EXCUSE ME?!!! Jungkook’s eyes almost dropped out of their sockets

Your comment just made his blood rush with anticipation and his sweatpants feel a bit tight for some weird reason. His heart jumped and he was suddenly pulsating with desire. He was restraining himself from breathing heavily because for some reason he found this straightforward side of you kind of aggressive and sexy. You were slowly turning him on and he was slowly starting to lose control over himself.Heat was rising everywhere on his skin and he needed a freezer to cool down.  

The boys let out ‘whoos’ and screams in excitement while jungkook’s jaw is dropping on the floor.How in the world did these kind of words managed to slip out of your tongue.Who knows? Maybe you really wanted to see something.

“THAT GIRL IS STRAIGHTFORWARD AND I LIKE IT!” Jimin stands up

“I’m just kidding guys” you chuckle “I think I’m getting too drunk” you cup your warm cheeks “Sorry, I thought It’d be cute to tease Jungkookie”

“Man, she just called you cute” Hoseok shook his head “Y/N, we just told you he had the biggest one yet you call him cute?”

“B-But he’s still my cute little Jungkook” you pout “Right, kookie?” you pinch his cheeks

“I ask for a re-match, I refuse to look at my dongsaeng being called cute when he has the biggest size in this room!” Hoseok stands up

“H-Hyung, DON’T DO IT” jungkook glares at Hoseok

“I choose the next dare” Hoseok says in a definitive tone “Go ahead and ask your two questions Y/N, because I’m choosing the next dare”

TO BE CONTINUED…


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Stay, Please

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I am slowly falling for this man<3<3

You panicked when you heard the door unlock and shut. You were in the bedroom, packing the rest of your things when he got home.

Shit. you thought. Yongguk shouldn’t have been home until 10.

“..Y/N?” You heard his slightly cracked voice.

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"Well that's a Relief" (James McAvoy Smut/Fluff)

A/N Getting some up today. I hope you like this.

Warnings: Unprotected Sex. (please use protection)

I needed something to do. I have been sitting at home for about 3 weeks straight heartbroken.
James and I broke up. But my best friend had to come over and cheer me up.
“Hello Darling I’m here” My best friend Ryan yelled.
“I’m in here.” Shouting from my bedroom.
“Your still in bed?” He asked.
“Yeah.” I said pulling the blanket over my head.
“We’re going out tonight.” He said pulling the blanket off my face.
“No. I don’t want to.” I said pulling back over my head.
“As your best friend. I have to find you a rebound and maybe me even a guy for me.” He said.
“Okay fine. But only for a little bit.” I say.
“Okay come on. I’m picking out your outfit. Go get a shower. You stink.” Ryan says walking over to my closet.
I get up and walk over to my bathroom. I undress and hop in the shower.
After I washed my hair and shaved every unwanted hair off my body I got out and blow dried my hair.
Ryan was downstairs waiting for me to get ready. After my makeup and hair was done I walked into my room to see a short black dress with some red heels.
“That man knows how to pick out an outfit.” I thought to myself.
I definitely felt self-conscious. The dress was tight. But I went to the club anyway.
We flashed our IDs to the bouncer and went into the club.
We went straight to the bar.
“What do you want?” The bartender asked.
Ryan said something that I had never heard of.
After we got our drinks we headed to the dance floor. We danced for about 2 hours. A few guys danced with me but they all got rejected.
Ryan was plastered and was talking to this group of girls when I saw James.
“Hey I’m gonna go.” I told Ryan.
He just slurred some words that I didn’t understand and went back to talking to the girls.
I walked out of the club but I felt someone watching me.
When I was home I walked in and tried to close the door but someone was in the way.
“So who is he?” James said bursting through the door.
“Who?” I ask.
“The guy you were with ” He yells shutting the door.
“He is just a friend.” I yell back.
“Oh yeah. Just a friend. So how long have you been with him?” He yells again.
“I’m not with him. He is my friend…” I was going to go on but out of nowhere James kissed me. He didn’t break the kiss as he pushed me against the wall.
“You have been a bad girl. You need to be punished.” He said to me.
I pulled on his shirt and he took it off. He unzipped my dress.
“You look so good.” He said as he started kissing my neck. I moaned as he reached my sweet spot.
“Jump.” He said. I did so and he walked us up to my room. He tossed me on the bed and took off his pants. Leaving both of us just in our underwear.
That didn’t last long as he unhooked my bra and pulled off my underwear.
“How bad do you want me?” He asked.
“James. I want you so bad. I need you inside me right now.” I moaned.
“Y/N your wish is my command.” He said as he pushed into me.
He thrusted slowly then gained speed as time went on.
“You feel so good.” He said.
I moaned in response. As soon as his thrusts started to get sloppy I know he was close. I started feeling a pit in my stomach.
“I’m close.” I said.
“Me too” He said.
“On three. 1..2..3..” He said.
We climaxed and rode out our highs.
He collapsed next to me and I fell asleep in his arms.
*the morning*
“Good morning Y/N” He said as I rolled over.
“Good morning.” I say stretching.
“You know that guy last night. His name is Ryan and he is gay.” I say laughing.
“Oh well I didn’t know that. Actually that’s kind of a relief.” He laughed.

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Been a minute D: but I’m back now, so enjoy, love! 
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in the morning [smut]


I don’t know why I didn’t expect something out of the ordinary to happen when my night started off as something pretty out of the ordinary.

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Bad Girl Ch 3: Party Time

“Unni!” I yell as I wave at her from across the street. She smiles at me as she rushes over through the traffic.

“That girl is crazy,” Jiho snickers at my side.

“I see that your guard dog is on bad behavior already,” Haneul glares at him when she reaches us.

“Watch your mouth,” Jiho spits back.

“How about both of you calm down?” I grab both of their attention.

Haneul sighs but looks back at me with a much kinder smile, “How are you today?”

“I’m good, what about you? You seem a bit irritated today,” I lock arms with her and begin wandering down the street to our usual lunch spot with Jiho trailing behind us a few steps.

“Tae and I had to pick up his cousins from the airport today, which isn’t really a problem. The problem is their nasty attitude.”

“Were they that bad?”

“Not really, I just didn’t like the one mainly, he told us he wasn’t in the mood for introductions,” She does the last bit with a deep voice and a bitch face that makes me laugh.

“And the others?”

“They all just looked pissed, I’m actually friends with one of them and even he wasn’t in the best mood. Yixing is usually such a ray of sun shine but he wasn’t too excited to be home.”

I hum. We reach the restaurant around 12:30, prime lunch time but we are seated immediately in our normal corner booth in front of the windows over looking the busy city street. Jiho is sat at a table a few seats away to keep an eye on us. “Is Taemin oppa excited to have his cousins home? How long has it been since he has seen them?”

“For most of them it has been about a year but some of the younger ones were having problems while they were gone. He’s excited to have them home mostly so he can keep an eye on those younger ones, especially the one he is closest with, Jongin. He tired to kill himself a few times within this last year, thankfully he wasn’t able to, but it was hard for Taemin when he found out the older ones were doing nothing to help the youngest three in their time of need,” Hanuel sighs again.

“If you don’t mind me asking, what was this horrible thing that happened to them?”

She shrugs, “I’m not even sure. Yixing wouldn’t share anything with me for a while, especially since he’s been gone. Now I’m hopping to get something out of him though now that he can’t just hang up on me to get me to stop talking.”

I laugh, “When am I going to be able to meet this friend of yours?”

“Well,” She gives me a big grin, “There is actually going to be a party that I really want you to go to.”

“Sure, let me just talk to Jiyong about it.”

She shakes her head, “I already looked into it, he is going to be out of town the next few days.”

“Hannie unni, you know Jiyong doesn’t like me going to parties without him. Especially one of yours or Taemin’s. He doesn’t trust you at all.”

“Come on, you can bring your good old guard dog to protect you.”

“I can’t, Jiyong has been on edge about stuff lately and doing this won’t make him feel any better.”

She pouts, “Are you just going to let him dictate your life?”

“Unni,” I take her hand and let out a quiet breath, “I love you for wanting me to have fun but this isn’t what you think. If I really wanted to go, I would go, with or without Jiyong’s permission. Also, he does not dictate my life, he tells me when he doesn’t like me doing certain things and leaves it up to me to decide whether or not I continue doing it. Trust me, I’ve been in a relationship where everything I did had to be run by a thousand times before someone gave a yes or a no. I wasn’t allowed to cook or clean or leave or have a moment to myself. So please don’t think bad of Jiyong, he had done so much for me and I owe him this favor.”

“I’m sorry for getting upset,” She smiles softly at me and squeezes my hand reassuringly. “There will be plenty of parties, I’ll get you to one of them. With your lovely fiancé in tow of course.”

I chuckle, “Of course.”


“What are with all of these lovely calls I’ve been getting the last two days?” Jiyong chuckles over the phone. I get up off the couch as I wander through the penthouse aimlessly. It’s nine o’clock at night and Haneul’s party is most likely getting to the high point. She has been texting me all day about how I could still change my mind and go without any kind of escort. I quickly declined and after that didn’t work I began to just ignore her.

“It’s that god damn party of hers.”

“Oh yes, how could I have forgotten, she seems very aggressive about it.”

“She is a very aggressive person.”

“What did you say to her?” He wonders.

“I told her again and again that I wasn’t going without you.”

“Jiho could have gone with you.”

I sigh, “I know, I just don’t want to go to any parties without since you told me about them coming back. I know that they run in Taemin’s circle so I’m afraid that they might be there.”

He is quiet for a moment before laughing softly, “So now my baby girl is stuck at home on a Friday night because of those bastards, how is that fair?”

“It is fine, I’ve been out plenty of Friday nights, nothing is wrong with staying in for the night,” I plop down on the bed and let out a sight of contentment when the dogs come and join me on the bed.

“I think you should go.”

“Seriously? Why?”

“You are going to have to face them at some point, it might be better for you if I’m not around, they will probably be less hostile. Plus you will have Jiho and Haneul will slaughter anyone who would try to hurt you so I feel safe sending you there if you want to go.”

“I guess it is the only way to get that girl off my back,” I groan before rolling off the bed and trudging to my closet. “I’m going to get dressed and call Jiho. You have a safe trip okay?”

“You be safe too love, call me when you get home, okay?”

I hum a yes, “I love you.”

“I love you too.” I hang up and quickly begin dialing Jiho’s number and scanning my closet at the same time.

“Yes?” He answers on the fifth ring.

“Wow,” I tease, “You are getting slow, I could have died by now.”

He scoffs, “Don’t say such things, what do you want from me at this hour pretty bird?”

“Wanna go to a party?”

“Did you talk to the boss about this?”

I sigh, “Jiyong actually encouraged me to go, he said it might be better to run into them without him there.”

“Let me get dressed and I’ll swing up for you in a few.”

“Thank you.”

“Your wish is my command.”

We hang up and I decide on a navy blue cocktail dress with nice lace detail. I slip on some gray heels and pull the pony tail holder out of my hair. Wavy locks tumble down my back just shy of my hips, my caramel locks replaced with recently dyed silver waves. After applying a little make up and maroon lipstick I decide I look good enough to go to a party. I click into the hall way to find Jiho waiting in front of the elevator, my jacket in hand. He looks up and gives me a bitchy look.

“Why so cranky?” I tease as I accept my jacket.

“Because some little girl decided to go out and ruin my night to myself.” We step into the elevator as he flicks my forehead. “Are you sure this is a good idea?”

“I am going to have to face them at some point, might as well be now.”

“Are you nervous?”

I shake my head, “If I’m anything right now, I’m pissed. Yet, at the same time I’m really grateful to them for leaving me behind. I honestly don’t know if I would be with Jiyong right now if they wouldn’t have done that.”

Jiho peeks at me, “So you are happy?”

I can’t hide the massive smile that grows on my face, “I’m really happy.”

“Good.”

In the garage I let Jiho have his pick of the cars, not one bit surprised when he grabs the keys for Jiyong’s matte black Mercedes-benz maybach exelero. I climb into the front seat while he drives. It is a quick drive to the hall that Haneul rented out, but it wasn’t as quick to convince Jiho to leave the car with the valet which has me dying of laughter on the side walk.

“I don’t think Jiyong would appreciate you taking more care of that car than me,” I muse when we are finally able to get inside.

“You are fine, I’ve got you,” He wraps his arm around mine as we step into the cream marble hall. There is a large entryway where we check in our jackets before locking our arms back together and joining the other party goers in the main hall. It’s absolutely beautiful, there is a grand stair case that leads down to the dance floor. A balcony wraps around the whole room, giving people the option to just watch the others twirl from above. As soon as we enter we are offered drinks that Jiho quickly denies for both of us. “Do you want a soda or some water?”

“Shirley temple please.”

“Lets find Haneul before I head off,” He scans the crowd for a few second easily finding the hostess surrounded by her usual group. “Do you think you can make it there without any problems?”

“I’ll be fine the five minutes it takes you to get us drinks. No need to be so worried tonight, we’ll only be here for an hour at most. A few drinks, a dance or two, and we can go, okay?”

“Take your time here. I’ve got no where to be.” He gives me a reassuring smile before sending me on my way. I make my way down the stairs and walk around the spinning crowd of dancers. Thankfully, I make it to Haneul without any problems, minus me tripping some couple when I wandered too close to them.

She sees me and automatically beams at me, “Jooyoung!” Her arms are around my neck in seconds swinging me around in circles. “I can’t believe Jiyong actually let you come.”

“He had no say in it, I actually preferred to lay in my bed all night but he wanted me to go out and have a little fun so here I am.”

“If fun is what you are looking for I’m here to deliver,” She promises turning to Jonghyun, one of Taemin’s friends. “Would you like to dance with my love little friend?”

“Haneul,” Both Taemin and I warn. I didn’t notice him sneaking up behind me. “Babe please don’t get us into trouble with the black dragon. I don’t want anyone telling him that you were throwing his fiancé at everyone.”

“Who is going to tell on me?” Haneul pouts.

“Me,” Jiho informs as he hands me my drink. “I also don’t want Jiyong on my ass so everyone keep your hands to yourself tonight.”

Hannie cocks a brow at him, “Even me?”

“Especially you.”

The group laughs and begins a casual conversation. Random people come and go, it would be a lie to say that I’m not at least a little on edge. Each new person makes me jump a little. Haneul and Jiho both notice this making her switch places with Onew to stand on my other side.

She caresses my shoulder, “Are you okay love?”

I nod, “It’s just weird not having Jiyong here, it feels like I’m missing something.”

“Do you want to go?” Jiho offers quickly.

“No, I’m fine, I just need to stop thinking about it. Haneul tell me about you, how are Taemin’s cousins doing? Were you able to get Yixing to tell you anything?” I look to her hoping to get my mind off them for even a little while. I only slightly notice Jiho going stiff next to me but I chalk it up to the couple brushing past us.

“Not yet, I haven’t even really had the chance to talk to him, either has Tae. As soon as he dropped those boys off they would not come back out of that house. This was actually supposed to be a welcome back party for them but they were not in the mood for it. Those seem to be Yifan’s favorite words.”

“What a shame, maybe next time.”

“Do you want to dance?” Jiho offers me a hand.

“We were kind of talking,” I eye him strangely but everyone else just seem to brush it off.

“Go ahead, in fact we will join you,” Haneul takes her lover’s hand and leads him towards the dance floor.

“But babe, I was talking business,” Taemin whines.

She shushes him, “No talking back Princess, what kind of hostess doesn’t even dance at her own party?” The two snap together and begin waltzing along with the rest of the crowd. It doesn’t take much to convince me after that. Jiho and I hold hands while his other rests on my lower back, mine on his shoulder. We spin into the crowd, smiling at anyone we know that goes by.

“Are you having fun?” I question mindlessly.

He shrugs, “I’ve never been a fan of parties. What about you? You seem a bit on edge.”

“I’m horrified of the idea of them just walking up to me and trying to kill me or something.”

A worried expression crosses his face, “What makes you think they’d want to kill you?”

“When I was still with them they got in a fight with Jiyong’s people about what they would do with me after they were bored of me and killing me was on that list.”

“Don’t worry about those guys, they shouldn’t be showing up,” He comforts me.

I cock my head at him, “What makes you so sure?”

“Just trust me.”

I nod and rest my head against his chest as we continue to dance around the room. Some time passes when suddenly the lights go out. Everyone stops dancing and begins backing away from the center of the ballroom to stand in the balcony or against the wall. Jiho and I follow a few people into the balcony confused. We find Haneul with Taemin, and from the look she’s giving him I know he is the cause of this.

“This is the only way to get them out of the house,” He snaps at her.

She glares at him, “You could have at least told me! You know I give warnings to those who I know don’t like this kind of thing.”

He rolls his eyes, “Jooyoung has tons of people looking after her, you don’t need to baby her.”

“What is going on?” Jiho interjects, not caring that he is interrupting their argument.

Haneul gives me an apologetic look, “The after party stuff is starting early. Taemin’s cousins decided to come but only to participate in the show.”

Just then a single spot light shines on to the center of the dance floor. A man is sitting there in a chair. The chair is trembling, I see that his hands are tied to the arm rests while his legs are tied to the chair’s. Oh no. This is the other reason I didn’t want to come. At the end of each of these parties each leader takes a turn in showing off their torturing skills. You have the option to stay or to watch, after the one time I saw what happened to those people Jiyong and I never stayed late again.

“We need to get out of here now,” Jiho deadpans.

“You know the doors are locked,” Taemin reminds us.

“God dammit princess,” Hanuel kicks him. “I guess you are going to be meeting them after all.”

Something Catty

Pairing: Seungcheol X Reader

Genre: fluff

Description: Seungcheol has been busy lately and you do something Catty for his attention

Length: 1,477

“Babe..baby.” Nothing. He’s been starring at the computer all day. He told me he was wanting to dable in composing but I didn’t expect it to take up all of his free time. Rolling my eyes I sit up on the bed. “Baby you’ve been working on that all day. Why don’t you come cuddle with me?” I smile opening my arms knowing cuddles are a winner for him. “Not now sweetie, I’m almost finished.” I felt a little hurt that he’d turn it down so easily but I understand it’s his job. Laying back in the bed I sigh thinking of something to pass the time. After about an hour of painful silence aside from the clicking I’ve had enough and stand up walking into the kitchen to clean. I start with the washing the dishes and cleaning the counters through out the room.I just want his attention. I hate to be that girlfriend but I’ve been so needy for affection lately that I think I’m going insane. After the room is spotless I neatly place the dishes into their appropriate spot in the cabinet and lean against the sink. “How can I get his attention?…” Things at work haven’t been the best lately and it’s really starting to affect me. My boss constantly is hanging over my shoulder telling me to hurry up or I’m doing something wrong while my lazy co-worker sits in the corner on her phone the whole time. My friends aren’t talking to me and it feels like I can’t really do anything right lately. All I want is for my boyfriend to hold me but it would be wrong to disturb his work. I decide to start some laundry and get in the shower. For many the shower is a time for peace and easy thinking and that’s exactly what I plan on doing. Seungcheol will be busy all day for the next two weeks so it’s important I get his attention tonight,even if it’s just a small hug I’ll be fine. I don’t want to seem like that clingy girlfriend that will only get on his nerves but today I guess I am. Suddenly the door opens breaking me from my thoughts. “Seungcheol, we should watch a movie together.” I smile at the idea but he only grunts in response. “Maybe we can go to the park?” “I’m busy” “oh..okay” I let out a laugh so he doesn’t catch on to my disappointment as washes his hands leaving me alone again. I sigh letting the weight of the week and my loneliness hit me. I stay in the shower until all the water has turned cold and shut it off. Stepping out I dry off and realize how selfish I’m being. He’s working his ass off and I’m over here complaining because he’s working. He’ll give me his attention when he’s able to. I get an idea and wrap a towel around me going to my closet quietly not wanting to disturb him and dig the close looking for an outfit. I find a flowey white dress and some tan sandals. After putting them on I go to the bathroom to finish getting ready. Standing in front of the mirror I brush and style my hair in wavy curls leaving it down over my shoulders. I apply a natural layer of make up double checking myself in the mirror doing a little turn. Once I decide I look nice enough I grab my phone and purse leaving a kiss on Seungcheol’s cheek before walking out the door. I’ve decided to make a special dinner tonight for him since he’s been working so hard. The walk to the subway station isn’t too long and actually felt nice. There are a lot of people out enjoying the warm weather today. Once I get to the station I pay for my trip and take a seat in a bench. It’s lunch time so it’s going to be crowded so I decide to wait it through not really in the mood to be pushed and shoved. It doesn’t take long for another train to come and I get on holding onto the dirty rail for support as it takes off. The ride wasn’t long but it was still somewhat crowded. When we finally stopped I made my way out and straight into the bathroom to clean my arms. I walk out and go back above ground to browse a few stores when I come across a pet store with a beautiful long haired white kitten in the window sitting on top of a pink box. Her eyes where blue and the the bottoms of her feet a soft shade of pink. She definitely caught my attention but she would have to wait until I was finished shopping. I take one last glance and go into the grocery story next door. Walking down the isles I keep thinking of the cat. A companion would be nice to have while he’s away or busy. Surely he won’t mind if I get one. If she’s still there when I finish here I’ll get her and bring her home.

I stand in line waiting to check out going over what I need to do for tonight’s surprise. Maybe I should get some flowers, he seems to love them even if he won’t admit it. I pay and go to a floral shop picking out a bundle of wild flowers. Full of excitement I leave the shop walking straight to the subway station when I remember the little kitten and turn around going back. I open the door and the little bell at top dings announcing my arrival. I walk around and look at all the animals lined up on shelves and by the wall. They were all cute but my heart was set on the little long haired kitten that seemed to be missing. “How may I help you?” A friendly elderly woman in uniform walked up to me while I look at the empty class case. “There was a white long hair kitten in the window earlier.” “Oh yes, she’s getting a bath but if you’d like to purchase her we can get that taken care of.” “Yes please.” I follow her to the counter and fill out all the appropriate adoption papers handing them back to her. I purchase a collar and other items recommended to keep her healthy and they bring her out to me with a pretty bow attached.

With my pet and new found excitement i rush home to begin his surprise. Cracking the bedroom door open I see he’s still in the same position as he was when I left and run back to the kitchen. I start prepping the meal and cooking it when I decide it’s time for him to have a break. I walk into the room and sit on the bed holding the kitten in my hand watching. “Seungcheol.” Still nothing. Looking at the cat I get an idea. Cats always know how to get someone’s attention when they want it. I set her on the bed and stand behind him rubbing his shoulders softly. He smiles and pats my hand still watching the screen, and I nuzzle against him making the best purr sound I can. “Baby stop.” He laughs at my behavior but it only encourages me more. “Meow” I whisper in his ear and he stops clicking the mouse. “I promise I’m almost finished” I sigh and go back into the kitchen finishing the meal. I set the table placing the bundle of flowers for him by his chair and fix the plates. “Well kitty, this is the last straw. He will take a break.” Walking into the room I don’t give him a chance to make an excuse and crawl over his lap sitting on the desk in his way. “Babe not now.” “Meow.” I say crossing my arms at him. He gives me a strange look and I move into his lap stretching out causing him to hold onto me. “Save it. I have a lovely dinner ready for you and a little surprise.” Smiling he gives me a kiss saving his work. I get off his lap and he stands stretching. “My body feels so stiff.” Laughing I take his hand and lead him to his chair. “That’s what happens when you sit in front of a computer all day.” I hand him the flowers and he smiles putting them in water. “Thanks for all of this. It means a lot.” “Don’t worry, I gladly did it.” I smile and pick up the little white creature and show him. “Meet our new roommate” We happily eat our dinner and spend the rest of the evening on the couch spending time together with our new little friend.

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Love Affair Part 11

Beginning: Love Affair Part 1

Warning: Cussing. Violence. 

Love Affair Part 11

Chapter 21

Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah. That’s all I keep hearing when Danny and our therapist talk. I kept checking my watch and the clock on the wall for the time. Waiting for noon to roll around so we’ll be done with our last session. I was getting so anxious, I kept moving around in my seat.

“Are you alright (Y/N)?” Therapist said, snapping me out of my thoughts. 

“Yeah, I’m fine.” I said, looking at my watch and seeing it was a couple of minutes from being noon. “Just waiting to get out of here.”

“Alright then.” Therapist said, taking a deep breath as he turn to Danny. “Will Danny, this is your last chance to tell (Y/N) how you truly feeling.”

“Okay.” Danny said, turning to me as I turn to him. “(Y/N), we’ve been together for a little over seven year now. And I know we had our ups and downs, will, a lot of downs for the past couple of years. I know your mind is setting on leaving, but I really hope you can change your mind. Because..”

He reached out, taking my hand in his and started to rub his thumb across it.

“I can’t see a life without you in it. I remember in the beginning, coming home and seeing your smiling face. I miss waking up and going to sleep, with you right by my side. The house is quite and empty without you there. Now I realize, that’s how you felt for the past two years when I’m not there. I feel the loneliness and pain you went through. And I’m sorry I put you through that, god I’m sorry for that (Y/N). But I promise, I swear on my life, I’ll make it up to you (Y/N). Please, don’t throw our marriage away, please. I love you babe. I really do love you.”

“Danny.” I said, leaning forward and smiling.

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OK so I fell in love with @ask-theundeadhusbands​‘s tumblr and then I discovered the designs for genderbend babies-

SO CLOSET COSPLAY WAS DONE

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ORIGINAL DESIGN HERE- Go check it out <3

I kinda wish Phoebe (my hosts’ (now kinda mine too) cat) would come and pose with me BUT THE BBY WENT OUT AND I COULDN’T FIND HER- she would make a good Burger 

(I fully respect the tumblr’s decision of not incorporating the genderbend into the roleplay as it may hurt some people)

nowwhereisthevampireartie- *woofs*

Such a Joker (21/?)

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Making the ways back to Gotham was harder then I thought. I had no clue where I was or what entrance to enter, whether to go left or right. I was completely in the dark. I was until I saw it. The dark clouds and the obvious sounds of police sirens blaring around the city. Yep this is Gotham al right.

I pull the car to a stop in the road and snoop for a phone or change for a pay phone at least. I turn around to look in the back seat and not only is my purse in there, but with my phone as well. Ha! Man I really came in clutch!

I press on Babs name and place the phone to my ear hoping she’ll answer. “Hello?” “Babs? Hey!” “Oh my gosh! Where have you been?! I’ve been worried sick! We all have! Jerome won’t even laugh or make his stupid jokes!” I giggle and shake my head. “Long story. Where are you?” “Going down to the GCPD. The boys are killing the cops while I have a nice little talk with your daddy.” “OH I wanna come!” Babs laughs. “We’ll get yourself a police costume and meet the boys in the station with a gun and a smile. You better hurry. You know how they can be.” “No more said.” I laugh and hang the phone up.

I speed down to the house and quickly get ready. I go into my fathers closet and pulled out one of his blue shirts he use to wear before he was a detective. I threw the shirt on accompanied with the badges, a black pleated skirt, black thigh high socks, my black converse, oh and of course the cute hat to complete the look.

I took a peek at myself in the full length mirror. “Not to shabby (Y/N). Not to shabby.” I giggle and grasp the hidden gun under the coffee table. I take the fastest way to the GCPD, and as soon as I get there I hear screams, and gun shots.

I walk into building and instantly hear the chilling laugh of him. He’s got commissioner tied up to a chair in the middle of the room. “Hell of a week you’re having commissioner. I wish I could tell you that things were going to get better for you… They’re not.” Jerome laughs and looks to Greenwood. “Here, bring that up here. Get a better angle of the room.”

I stay hidden crouched near a desk just waiting for the right time to make my move and surprise Jerome. “Why are you doing this?” Commissioner asks while struggling in her bonds. Jerome stands up straight and smiles at her. “To rule the world. Blah, blah, blah. But we’ll settle for some dead cops and some good PR…Kidding.” “Yeah. Whatever. I get it. You’re just crazy.” She insults him. I scoff and roll my eyes wishing I could shoot her in the head.

I creep closer, but make sure to stay back far enough to make sure I’m still hidden. J puts his hand on his chest in a almost surprised way. “Crazy? Look at me. You can see I’m not crazy. Crazy in love maybe, but not crazy.” I blush and smile. “Very soon, little man, you will be dead, and the world will go on without you. You’ll be nothing. No one will even remember your name.” Jerome laughs his beautiful cackle. “Mm. No. That is where you’re wrong old lady. We will leave a mark on this city. We will spread across it like a virus. Do you know why?” Jerome asks.

I creep up the steps about to make myself in view of everyone, but Greenwood interrupts my dramatic entrance. “There’s nothing more contagious then laughter.” I roll my eyes and pull my gun out and shoot him. I walk the rest of the way up the steps and see Jerome holding his wide smile. “Jerome’s line. Couldn’t let him take it.” I giggle and twirl the gun blowing the top of it as if in the old cowboy movies.

Essen took Jerome’s distraction as leverage and head buts him in the nose. Jerome leans back groaning, but then starts laughing as the blood spills from his nose. “You got me.” Jerome says. I sway over to him and wrap my arms around him making him look at me. “Aww baby. She got you good.” I pull my gun and aim it at her with a smile on my face. “My turn.” I say seconds from pulling the trigger. “Wait! Good footage!”

Jerome reaches for the camera and gets behind me laughing. “Action. It’s all you kitten!” I don’t think anything else. I aim the gun to my old boss and smile. “Goodnight Commissioner. Sweet dreams.” I pull the trigger and her head falls back in pain. Her entire body whimpering for help. I turn to the camera and bow blowing a kiss. “Beautiful babydoll! I have no words!” He sets the camera down and I leap into him kissing him. “Never send me away again J. Never again.” Jerome wipes the blood from my face laughing as he does. “Never (y/n). I promise.”

I giggle and pick up the camera and hold it so its recording Jerome and I. “What are you doing doll?” “Have to have a ending right J?” He smiles at me and kisses my head. “It certainly does.”

Jerome presses record while I step out of frame. “Hello Gotham City! We’re the Maniax, and I’m Jerome the shot caller of our little game. This is my precious little doll (y/n). I made her. UGH! Isn’t she wonderful?” I giggle and wink into the camera kissing J’s cheek. “We’re here to spread the message of wisdom and hope.” I say laughing until someone starts moaning in pain.

Jerome rolls his eyes and shoots the man dead. “Some people have no manners.” I say looking at J. “You’re all prisoners. What you call sanity, it’s just a prison in your minds that stops you from seeing that you’re a;; ust little tiny cogs in a giant absurd machine. WAKE UP!” I wrap my arms around my man and laugh. “Why be a cog? Be free like us.” I say spinning around like a princess. “Just remember smile!” Jerome and I laugh till our stomachs hurt.

The sound of sudden sirens approach. “Oh time to go! But don’t worry we’ll be back very soon!” “Hang onto your hats folks! Cause you ain’t seen nothing yet!”

Jerome and I run as fast as we can. Our hands intertwined the entire way to Galavan’s tower. We enter the huge house I’ve missed. “Ohh look who’s back! Good to have you back (y/n).” Galavan says smiling at me. “Did you do something different with your hair?” I laugh and lean back into Jerome. “No sir. Just feeling free.” I giggle and go to my room.

The door shuts behind me and I feel Jerome’s arms around me. “I love you (y/n).” I turn around in his arms and peck his lips. “I love you too J.”

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Natasha- Part 1 (4 Weeks of Fluff: Day 8)

Trash Provided by: @cookiebania1209

BAZ POV

I jolt from sleep.It takes me a second to realize why I woke up. Natasha is crying again. I glance over to my husband, who is still sleeping. He’s probably exhausted, he took care of the baby while I was away for the week. I sigh and get out of bed, making sure Simon is still sleeping before I go to the nursery.

When I enter the room, I walk right over and pick Tasha up. She looks up with me with her blue doe eyes. I smile at her, and she giggles, forgetting about throwing her little tantrum. I stick my tongue out at her, and her face lights up with laughter.

“Why are you crying, little puff?” I whisper to her while simultaneously shaking my head.

All I get in response is gibberish. I take that as a response, and continue talking to her,

“You’re going to wake up your daddy. He needs to sleep. You’ve kept him up all week,” I explain, knowing damn well she can’t understand a word I’m saying, “How about you come back to bed with me, huh? Would you like that, little puff?”

She burbles in response, so I grab her blankie, and we head back to my room. When we get there, I lay her down and cover her up before sliding in after so she’s in between Simon and I. She snuggles into my chest and I put an arm around her. I listen as her breathing evens out, as she falls asleep. I’m soon after her, making sure she is warm and safe.

SIMON POV

I wake up and have to squint until my eyes adjust to the light. When I look over, I am greeted with my two favorite people cuddling. I smile at the sight. Baz has his nose tucked into Natasha’s black hair, her face hidden in the crook of his neck. Baz is sleeping on his back, while Tasha sleeps on his chest.

I quietly get out of bed, trying not to disturb the two. I quickly go to the closet and get out my polaroid camera and snap a picture of the two, putting the photo on my nightstand. I smile once again before going to wake up Baz.

I’m met with stormy grey eyes and a lazy smile. He looks down and gives our daughter a kiss on her black curls. I pick her up and carry her back to the nursery, making sure to not wake her.

I get in the shower and Baz quickly joins me. “Good morning, love,” I say before giving him a kiss.

“Morning, Simon,” he sighs before washing his hair.

Once we’re out and dressed, we go into the living room and snuggle up on the couch, content with our lives and each other. I have never felt this happy in my entire life, Perfection isn’t something that exists in our household, but we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Birthday Surprise: Swazz Smut

AN: Better late then never. Once again I just used a random name which this time was Seraphina. I don’t know a Seraphina just love the name. Enjoy my terrible smut!! Also be aware of grammar mistakes.



My eyes slowly flutter open but then immediately close back. I groan and roll over and push my body into Swazz’s back wrapping my arms around him. As I’m slowly dozing back off he turns in his sleep and pulls me into his chest while wrapping his arms around my body tightly.

“Your hands are cold.” He whispered grabbing my hands with both of his.

“I know.” I said pulling my hands away and stretching. Nothing beats a good morning stretch.

“Where are you going?” He questioned reaching down and slowly rubbing my stomach once it became visible when I was stretching. I looked down watching his hand slowly make its way up to my breast.

“To make breakfast.” I whispered stopping his hand from actually grabbing them. “You know you’re not supposed to touch them until they’re healed.”

“I know” He groaned, “but they were basically in my face. When do your nipples officially heal?” I got my nipples pierced about 8 months ago and he was with me during the piercing, and was excited until he heard the piercer say that my nipples will take up to 6 to 12 months to heal.

“They’re healed now.” I giggled getting up out of bed. Walking into the bathroom to wash my face and brushing my to teeth.

“Then that means that I can touch them all I want, right?” He asked after a bit. I walked back out to his side of the bed.

“Yes baby you can.” I replied grabbing his face and planting a kiss on him. Swazz reaches up and quickly grabs my boob. After a few seconds I pull away.

“I’m hungry!” I whined when he pulled me back.

“So am I” He whined back reaching down to grab my ass.

“I mean actual food.” I fought my way out of his arms.

“Well I meant you.” He laughed slapping my ass as I walked out the bedroom door.  

—————30 minutes later—————

I walk back into the bedroom with a tray of food and juice.

“Breakfast and sort of lunch for the birthday boy!” I yelled walking to him. I watch and wait as he sits up on the bed and sets his phone on the nightstand. I place the tray on his lap and crawl to my side of the bed.

“So we have scrambled eggs, maple sausage, bacon, and toast, with jelly to the side.” I presented.

“And juice!” He laughed looking at me. I smiled and laid my head on his shoulder. I watched as he ate his food and listened to him talk about all the upcoming things happening with Skate and the crew all while giving me some of his food. When he’s finished he carries the tray to the kitchen and comes back to lay back down

“Nope get your ass up and get dressed we’re going shopping.” I exclaimed climbing on top of him.  

“Well with you sitting on top of me like that we won’t be going anywhere!” He said raising his eyebrow.

“John.”  

“Seraphina.”

“Get up please.” I pleaded getting off of him and going into the closet to pick out my outfit. I heard him get up out of the bed and walk into the bathroom. As I’m buttoning up my pants he walks by me and lets out whistle.

“That ass is looking good in them jeans baby girl.” He complimented. I just laughed and shook my head. Once I finished getting ready I walked to the living room looking for my keys and wallet.

“Baby have you seen my keys?” I yelled to him looking on the coffee table.

“I’m driving today.” He announced walking up to me with the keys hanging from his finger. I turned around to look at him and couldn’t help but check him out.

“Talking about me you look pretty good yourself.” I said. He walked over to me and wrapped me up into his arms.

“Only for you baby, only for you.” He replied. He let me go and grabbed my hand leading us out the door and on out adventure for the day.

—————2 hours later—————

We’ve been at the mall all but 20 minutes and he has already dragged me into 3 stores. I didn’t mind because today is his birthday but we did get into an argument over who was buying everything. In the end I won because I pulled the puppy dog look on him and he caved, which I rarely do, but refused to let me pay for lunch.

“Oh I have somewhere I need to go. You can go looking some more. I love you!” I said leaning up to kiss his cheek.

“I love you!” He said grabbing my face and kissing my lips. I made my way to Victoria’s Secret with a red face. As soon as I walk in I make my way to the lingerie section. My eyes immediately find this black sheer fishnet and lace high-neck halter with a garter belt. I pick out my size and go try it on.

“John is going to love this.” I whispered twirling in the mirror. It hugged my curves perfectly with just the right amount of clevage showing. I got redressed and went and paid for the clothing. As I’m walking out I look up to see Swazz heading my way with a cheeky grin and mischievous eyes.

“I hoping that whatever is in that bag is for me!” He said as soon as he reached me. I just smiled and kissed him.

“We’ll see.” Was all I said. We left the mall to go get something to eat and decided on Nobu takeout. When we arrived back home I took the bags in while he grabbed the food. As we’re sitting down and eating I let him in on the plans for the rest of the night.

“So me and the guys decided that you will go and have some fun with them for a bit. Since you know you’ve been with me all day.” I said. He stopped chewing and looked at me confused.

“What if I wanted to spend the day with you?” He asked sadly and immediately my heart fucking broke in half.

“Baby you’ve been with me all day so far. I think it will be good for you and the boys to go and cause some trouble somewhere.” I shrugged getting up and putting the rest of my food in the microwave. I watched him quietly finish his food before getting up and throwing his trash away.

“Okay.” He agreed grabbing his phone and calling Skate to find out their plans. As he’s doing that I make my way to the bedroom to prepare for tonight.

—————11 p.m.—————

I hear Swazz make his way through the front door as I just hook the last strap. I rush to turn off the bedroom light to let the candles illuminate the room. I sit down on the bed with my legs crossed when the bedroom door slowly opens.

“Sera?” Swazz said when his eyes landed on me. I smiled and made my way to him.  

“Happy birthday baby!” I replied grabbing his hand and pulling back towards the bed. He sat down and watched me get down on my knees.

“S-Sera?” He questioned. I ignored him and begin to take off his shoes and socks.

“How was your night with the boys?” I asked running my hands up his thigh and slowly made my way to his belt.

“It was good.” He stuttered as I popped open the buttons to his jeans. I looked up at him through my lashes and slowly started tugging on his jeans and he lifted up to help me.

“Mmmhm that’s good.” I threw his pants somewhere behind me and stood up of my knees. I climbed onto his lap and wrapped my arms around his neck kissing him. He froze at first but then moved his hands to my ass. He licked my bottom lip asking for entrance and I denied wanting to tease him. But he didn’t really like that because I felt his hand leave my left cheek and hardly come back to it. I gasped which let him take over the kiss. I grinded my hips down onto him and felt him moan into my mouth.

“I need you now. I’ve waited all fucking day to have you and I’m not waiting any longer.” He let out in a husky tone.  

“Then have me baby, I’m all yours.” I whispered in his ear and giggled once he quickly flipped us and laid me down while he stood up at the end of the bed.

“Fuck, you look so good.” Swazz said quietly but I still heard him. He pushed his boxers down his legs and reached down to run his hands up my thighs to my thong.

“Swazz baby don’t tease me.” I begged arching up into his hands. He bit his lip and slowly started pulling my thong down my legs.

“Everything else stays on!” He said crawling back on top of me and grabbing my legs and spreading them wide.

“Yes Sir.” I laughed but that was quickly turned into a moan when he started pushing into me slowly. I closed my eyes and laid my head back on the pillows. Swazz watched as he slowly disappeared inside me.

“You’re so fucking wet!” He groaned leaning down and laying his arms beside my head. My hands moved to wrap around his arms just as he pulled out slowly and thrusted back in roughly. He kept that little routine up and a bit as I held on tight to him. Every time he would pull out it was like I could finally breathe but once he thrusted back in he knocked that little bit of air back out of me.

“Faster!” I whined reaching up and grabbing onto his. He opened his eyes and looked down at me and shook his head.

“Faster what?” He asked in a teasing voice. I threw my head back and groaned. “Faster what?” He asked in a hard voice and slamming into me the hardest he could.

“Sir, faster please sir!” I let out breathlessly. He leaned down kissing me while picking up his speed. I couldn’t exactly focus with the way he was thrusting into me but I knew one thing I was close and he knew it.

“Oh god” I groaned looking between us. I watched as he thrusted in to me with speed and strength.  

“You going to cum for me?” He asked reaching his hand between us to find my clit and start rubbing it. I automatically try to squeeze my legs together but his other hand goes to one of my legs and pushes it back.

“Fuck, please!” I yelled arching my back and pushing my head into the pillow.

“Look at me baby girl, look at me.” He demanded rubbing faster. I lifted my head to lock eyes with him when his hand that was holding my legs wraps around the back of my neck holding my head up.  

“John!” I moan loudly squeezing my legs around his hips once again. I try my best to keep my eyes open but it just didn’t work and I ended up closing them due to all the pleasure. Once I came back down from my high I felt the top of my halter being pushed down and his hot and wet mouth wrapped around my nipple.

“Shit.” I groaned running my fingers through his long hair. He moved and started doing the same to my other nipple. He would suck, and start moving my piercing around with his tongue. When he pulled away he flipped me onto my stomach and pushed my back down. I groaned pushing my ass back into him which caused him to slap it.  

“I love you in this position, face down ass up.” He said pushing into me. I gasped reaching forward and grabbing onto the duvet. Swazz grabbed onto my hips and started thrusting like he didn’t have a care in the world.  

“Oohhh fuck…shit” I moaned closing my eyes and burying my face into the comforter. I started pushing back onto him when he would thrust forward and felt another slap.

“Good girl, you always love putting in work.” He moaned moving his hands to hold me down.

“You’re so deep!“ I whimpered opening my eyes and turning my head to the side. I felt his hips start to stutter and that knot start to form in the pit of my stomach.

"Fuck im gonna cum” He said going back to gripping my hips. I pushed my body up and pressed my back onto his chest turning my head around to look at him. He wrapped his arm around my stomach and leaned forward kissing me. But that barely lasted.

“Oohh fuck, yes…shit, Sera” He groaned while coming, wrapping his arms around me tightly while still thrusting.  

“Fuck Johnn!” I whispered throwing my head back on his shoulder while shaking his arms. He slowly came to a stop and pulled out of me moving us to lay on the bed. We laid there for a bit just trying to catch our breathes. Once he was calm he moved to his nightstand and pulled a bag of weed from his drawer.

“Wait before that I have another present for you.” I said getting up and walking to the closet and looking through some bags and bringing him his present.

“I told you not to get me anything.” He said shaking his head while taking the box from me. When he opened the white box he looked back at me with big eyes.

“No fucking way!” He exclaimed smiling so damn hard pulling the brand new watch from the box.

“Yep, I saw you eyeing it last time we went to the mall so I decided to pick it up for you. Happy birthday baby, I love you!” I replied watching him with fascination.  

“Thank you so much baby, oh my god thank you. I’m so blessed to have you in my life.” He said pulling me into a kiss. “And I love you too.”

“Mmm you’re welcome baby, you know I’ll do anything for you. But um are you going to finish rolling up because I want to hit it?” I asked him smiling. He laughed putting the watch back in the box and putting it aside.

“Well I know how my nights gonna end. Smoking one with you and fucking you again.” He laughed while I slapped his arm and watched as the birthday boy lit one up.


Happy birthday John hope you had the best fucking day!!

Mitch Grassi quotes I identify with

“There’s just a lot that goes into looking this good. So…you’re welcome.”

“No, you’re Daddy. I’m sub slut.”

“I had a giant obsession with High School Musical.”

“GET OUT OF MY CLOSET.”

“I hate when you go to bed, and you’re like scared to like put your foot out because you’re scared it’s going to be grabbed by monsters.”

“This jacket is completely faux, but I love to kill animals.”

“I can go in about cheese.”

“Nngh, big beefy one.”

“I’m a spiller.”

“Queen will do what Queen will does.”

“I’m a little irritating and patiently awaiting a little bit of attention.”

“I like to eat handfuls of shredded cheese and go to bed early.”

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Ok so this pic doesnt have anything to do with what Im writing but I wanted to post a pic anyways. 

So this is like a fantasy I have about like what part of my day will be like when I finally get my Mrs degree :) and settle down with my Mr Right!

So like if you dont already no this about me I am a big believer that girl have different jobs then men do. I dont mean like were you work but I have opinions on that to (girls shouldnt be all about a career we should be all about getting married and settling down and being a house wife and a mom). But like its a mans job to be the provider and the protector and the leader and make the big decisions all that stuff. Its the girls job to look perfect all the time take care of the home cook clean all that and make your man happy and raise your family. 

That doesnt mean Im like a prude and some girl that doesnt want to be sexy lol. So I have lots of fantasys about all sorts of stuff. Some are simple some arent. Some are big totally thought out like things I want to happen some are just like things I see like how I want my life to be. Some of these things are specific but its just because thats how I thought about it. If my future husband wants some of these things to be different they will be because its important that Im what he wants.

So I imagine like getting up before you. Like way before you. Every day. You are still asleep and I get up to get myself ready so when you wake up I look perfect for you. Its important to me that you always see me looking my best. So I get up like 2 hours before you and start getting ready.

Right now it doesnt take me 2 hours to get ready but I dont go all out like I will when Im married. So I get up and go to my little getting ready area you set up for me. It’s my closet and vanity all that and its tucked away so I can get dolled up and not wake you up. 

You made my vanity area special for me. Its not a table like normal vanitys though. Its a shelf and a mirror on the wall. All my beauty stuff is there my makeup and hair stuff. But the mirror I have to use to get ready is up high on the wall. You did this on purpose. I’m only 5′3″ but the mirror is over my head. I have to were my tallest heels to see myself in it. So I have to stand in my heels getting ready. My hair is long on its own but you like me having extensions in it so its super full. It takes a long time to make it look how you want, like Im ready to do a photoshoot. You like me always having glammy makeup like girls in magazines do and with my nails its hard to get the false eyelashes on but all this is why I get up so early. It has to look perfect for you. 

Getting dressed in the morning is always sexy lingerie. I change out of the lingerie you have me sleep in and put something new on. Super sexy lingerie isnt really meant for sleeping in its not alway super comfy but you dont pick it out based on how comfy I am. When Im dressed and all dolled up looking like Im posing for playboy I go make your coffee and breakfast. 

I wake you up with breakfast ready for you every day even though most days you want to fuck or at least get a blowjob first thing in the morning. It turns you on to no I spent the last 2 hours in killer heels suffering a little just to be pretty for you. Some days you eat and get ready to go to work only to have me blow you before you leave. Sometimes you like cumming on my face just before you go because you no that means I have to go spend another couple hours redoing my makeup. 

Its something I have to do because even tho your gone you can just pull out your phone and check the cameras in the house and see if I look perfect or not. Its a rule. I check my hair and makeup a couple of times every hour even if Im home alone. Sometimes you want me to put on a sexy maid outfit when I clean the house while your at work. I never no if your watching me on the camera or not so I have to always act like Im putting on a show for you. 

Anyway thats just a little bit of what I think my future will be like :)

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Well first, I want to wish you success in all of your endeavors! It’s hard to write, and I congratulate you for the courage to start creative writing, and I really do hope for your success! But more importantly, I hope that you can love it as much as I do and more!!

OK! I’ll just warn you that this is a long post. A really long post.

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After a lot of deliberation and talking things over with my sister and brother in law and calling in a pest control specialist and an air conditioner repair man, it’s been decided that we need to move. 

I remember saying that I don’t ever want to move until I get a place of my own but, things have happened and well, it’s for everyone’s best interest that we move as soon as we can. 

I’ll keep the post short so it doesn’t take up much of your dash so. 

  • We have a pest problem, German Cockroaches to be exact. They’re everywhere, we’ve bombed the house, bombed under it, in the attic, we’ve closed up holes and potential entrances from the outside to the inside, we’re cleaning everything, not leaving trash or dishes anywhere. This is a daily thing. Everything’s spotless but they’re still here. 
    • They live in our walls, where the wood is rotten and gone bad, soft, if you push on a wall too hard you can hear them scatter around
      • We’ve talked to several pest specialists and they’ve all said the same thing: either move out or demolish the house because we’re not going to get rid of the bugs. 
  • Our AC is very old, it was put in when the house was built in the 60s and it’s had very poor upkeep over the years, we’ve had two different AC companies come and do a diagnostics test on it–both have similar diagnoses, so to speak.
    • We’ve recharged the unit now, but it’s not keeping the house cool. It averages about 98F(36C) here on most days, not counting the “real feel” (which is over 100F usually) and the inside of the house averages 93F(33C) even with the air on. So recharging didn’t work.
      • Called in the second guy and he says we need to replace the unit, except that’s going to cost in the thousands because they’d need to replace everything to be Up To Date.
      • (Before you say anything, yes, its technically the landlord’s job to keep this stuff fixed but he’s a Piece of Shit towards us and demands two months of rent in advance whenever we ask him anything.

Now these two problems are honestly just the ones that have really tipped the barrel so to speak. This isn’t counting the moldy floors (I’m allergic to said mold :x) or the bad pipes, or even the fact that most of the time we have to boil water several times to be able to drink it, it’s just gotten to be Too Much and we’re all suffering from it and I haven’t started work yet (but will in a few days!!) 

This is where hopefully you guys come in? I can’t offer much in return, a thank you note, or something, but if you could possibly spare some money towards the Cause of Getting Us Out Of Here, I’d greatly appreciate it? 

We’re looking for places now, but money’s kind of tight right now and even when I start working it’s not a whole lot of money I’ll be making until I can find a second part time job. 

If you can, there’s a donate button on my blog but also just sending themoney to lpaige2004@yahoo.com works too!! If you can’t, could you just…spread this around? I’d really appreciate it. 

sorry it got so long ):

Thank you for your time!!