Some edgelord who only has a cursory knowledge of Pokemon lore: What if Pokemon were REAL then they’d only have animal-level intelligence and ATTACK people! Haha, not so fun now, is it?
Actual lore of Pokemon: Phantump is the soul of a dead child possessing a tree, Lampert hangs around hospitals to suck out the life force of sick and dying people, Gorebyss sucks all the body fluids out of its prey and is literally described as cruel in the Dex, Sliggoo can accidentally melt its friends with acid…yeah Pokemon was already pretty dark.
I know Fai is being kind about this but I VEHEMENTLY
DISAGREE ON EVERY FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL.
But no yeah, he’s trying to do the kind thing and spare her
the suffering of these people in this doomed situation. And also Syaoran being
shot in the leg. And also potentially having to fight against people she would
want to call friends. Which: Salty Fun Fact, SHE NEVER ACTUALLY MET SORATA AND
ARASHI. SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO THEY ARE. But she knows Karen a little
and Yuzuriha a lot, so it would still be terrible for her.
Let alone the fact that Fai has probably already considered that they might have to doom this
entire world by taking the feathers from them. Which he definitely doesn’t want
to put Sakura through. It would certainly be easier from a narrative perspective if she didn’t have to endure
that choice, but I don’t think CLAMP would pass up such a soul breaking
conflict like that.
Meanwhile Fai’s heart is showing and Kurogane is absolutely
there to see it.
His heart shows again as he offers to let Kurogane sleep
first, and KUROGANE DRAMATICALLY LOOKS AWAY FROM HIM IN SILENCE.
LOOK AT THIS BROODING MESS.
OH SO WE’RE GOING TO DO THIS NOW?
OH THANK GOD. YES GOOD. LET ME SETTLE IN FOR THIS. I WANT
EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF THIS CONVERSATION IN SLOW MOTION.
Request: Numbers 1, 16, 17, for the top thing. Theydon’t have to be in the same fic.
1.“I said I’m hungry, not horny. But now that you mention it…”
17.“The power’s out. We have two options. Have sex, or I got ‘Back to the Future’ on my laptop.”
Request: hi! idk if you’ve already done this (im sorry if you have!) but it would be cute if peter and the reader could have a movie marathon? like hp or something. i know its not much but I hope you could find somewhere to go with it!
A/N: I decided to combine these two requests because I thought I could make some magic with them. Also sorry, I know nothing about Harry Potter so I didn’t really include much of it in the fic. ~Also, let me know if you want a part 2 to this, (I am open to writing smut guys)~
Peter Parker was one of your best friends. Ned always called him the love of your life, jokingly of course. But, Ned was right. Kind of? You were in love with Peter.
Usually every Friday night, you, Peter, and Ned would ave movie night. Peter would come home early from being Spiderman and you would all watch movies at one of your houses.
Today you were supposed to go to Ned’s house, but he went away with his parents for the weekend so you and Peter had yet to decide what your plans were.
You and Pete were sitting in chemistry working on a lab when your nudged him “Hey Parker what are we doing tonight,”
“Christ, Y/N, you almost made me spill this sulphuric acid,”
You looked up to Peter who had his googles on and was holding a test tube filled with sulphuric acid, going to pour it into a beaker. (Lol I’ve spilt sulphuric acid on my hands multiple times cause my science teacher would never give us gloves to wear during labs).
“You can come over to my house tonight. Aunt May’s out with friends for the weekend so we’ll have the place to ourselves,” Peter said
“Perfect. I’ll come over around 6pm? And, being the generous friend I am, i’ll bring the pizza,”
After school, you went home and tried to do some of your homework, but you couldn’t focus. Movie nights with Peter (and Ned) were the best part of your week. If Peter didn’t have to go out and be Spiderman you would already be at Peter’s apartment, sitting together watching movies.
But since that wasn’t the case. You patiently waited a few hours before heading to Peter’s.
Before leaving you threw your pjs, and some movies into your backpack. Regretting the decision of promising Peter pizza, you decided to just order some to his apartment.
When you arrived at Peter’s apartment, you knew he would have left the door unlocked for you so you walked right in.
“Honey, I’m home!” You said, walking inside. You dropped your things and walking over to join Peter on the couch.
“Man, its pouring outside,” you continued.
“Welcome home, honey. Yeah, the rain had kind of prevented me from being Spidey tonight. You could have come over earlier,”
“Well thanks for the heads up Parker,”
“Sorry. But did you bring anything for me?” Peter asked
“Bring you anything like what?”
“Well, i’m very hungry,”
“Well if you’re horny I could definitely help you out with that, but I thought we were going to have a movie marathon?”
“Oh my god Y/N. I said I’m hungry, not horny. But now that you mention it…”
You opened your mouth to respond, but before you could get a word out there was a knock at the door.
“Pizza’s here. Looks like that’ll solve one of your problems,”
You grabbed your wallet, paid the pizza man and then brought the box over to Peter on the couch.
“What movies are we watching tonight?”
“I put Harry Potter in the dvd player. You feel like watching that?”
“Sure,” you nodded.
Peter turned on the movie and the two of you sat on the couch. You only made it 20 minutes into the movie when the lights started flickering.
“That doesn’t seem good,” you said.
“I’m sure it’ll be fine,” Peter said, moving his attention back to the movie.
You rolled your eyes, knowing a storm like this would most definitely knock out the power.
Sure enough, a few minutes later the power went out.
The apartment went silent as the tv shut off. You could hear thunder rumbling in the distance. It was pitch black besides the occasional flash of lightning outside.
“Told you,” you muttered.
You didn’t have to see Peter to know he was rolling his eyes.
“What now?” Your asked.
“Well, the power’s out. We have two options. Have sex, or I got ‘Back to the Future’ on my laptop.” Peter said.
“I mean, we already explored the idea of sex so that seems like the best idea. I’m down,”
“If Ned were here would that still be the best idea?” Peter asked
“I mean, if Ned wouldn’t mind sitting out here while we fuck in your bedroom, then sure,” you joked.
Peter laughed “Back to the Future?”
“Sure,” you agreed.
Peter disappeared for a moment, making his way to his bedroom to find his laptop.
There was a loud bang and you heard Peter say “Fuck,”
You laughed, knowing Peter must have walked into something.
“Thanks for asking if I’m okay,” Peter said, walking back into the room.
“You’re spiderman. I’m supposed to be worried about you walking in the dark now?”
“A little concern would be nice,”
Peter came and sat down beside you. You were leaning on him, as he placed his laptop on his lap and looked for the movie.
“Mmhmm,” Peter mumbled, still searching his laptop.
“You know I wasn’t lying when I said I was down,”
“What?” Peter asked
“I wasn’t lying when I said I was down,”
“No, I heard what you said I just… I don’t believe you,”
“You don’t believe me?”
“Why not?” You asked.
You felt like you had made a fool of yourself to Peter. You had just admitted that you would be open to doing things with Peter and all he had to say was that he thought you were lying.
“Come on, Y/N. We joke about this all the time. We joke about sex and being in a relationship and living happily ever after one day. But we joke, I’ve accepted that that’s not actually going to happen because we’re just friends and you don’t feel that way about me,”
“Have you ever thought that maybe I actually do feel that way about you?”
“Don’t joke about that Y/N, you could never like someone like me,”
“What on earth are you talking about Peter?”
“I mean you’re so amazing, how on earth could you actually like me? You’re just fucking with me. It’s really not that funny,”
“Peter i’m not fucking with you, but I would like to fuck you. Jesus Christ, Peter. I have feelings for you,”
“Wait… you do?” Peter asked
“Yes!” You exclaimed.
“I have feelings for you too, Y/N,”
“So about that ‘best idea’…” you said, raising your eyebrows in a suggestive way.
Peter laughed “I mean, like you said, I’m down,”
“Then what are you waiting for Parker?”
Peter quickly placed his laptop on the coffee table in front of him and leaned down to kiss you. He moved his lips against yours, using his teeth to lightly nip at your bottom lip.
He moved his hands to your waist, so they were slightly riding up your shirt.
You pulled away, “You could at least take me to your bedroom before you tried to take your clothes off,”
Peter laughed, “As you wish, my dear,”
Peter stood up and offered you his hand. You graciously took it and let him lead you to his bedroom.
“Man I am so happy Ned’s away this weekend,” You said.
so i recently started listening to the adventure zone after a friend inadvertently got me into it (not gonna name names but *glares at blake*) and oooooooooooooooooooh my god i love it so much, im almost done with the 11th hour arc so i drew my version of Tres Horny Boys™! my takko and merle designs arent final yet but i love how magnus turned out so hes stayin the same
Vacation’s over, back to the books. Look at this extremely staged set-up featuring cute memo notes I bought in Banff. My desk only ever looks this neat at the beginning of the semester; by the end of the semester it’ll be a disaster. Messy desk doesn’t mean messy mind. I’m not going to have everything perfectly organized in little rows while I write aesthetic notes on nucleic acids. There’s going to be papers everywhere, textbooks lying open, about a dozen Wikipedia tabs open, dirty bowls on the ground, and scrawled notes in margins or wherever else I can fit them.
With dust on your lips Tell me do you exist? Pale spirits laughing into the abyss You were born to die like this, baby You were born to die like this Naked and tripping, killing flowers Empty is the urge to devour I’m dead bored with your deathless blues Scream for me, and I’ll die for you I’m dead bored with your deathless blues Scream for me, I’ll die for you Devour…
So i made a character sheet for my boi Jay because i’ve building on him over the last few weeks
So, like i said, his personality is usually pretty up beat, theatrical and wacky like most jokers, he wears nothing but rainbows and loves memes, tacky shit or anything that seems funny to him, he just wants to forget about all the problems in the world (including his own) and help people have fun, help himself have fun, even if it means breaking the law and tying up batman so he won’t get in the way
he’s pretty small, only about 5'5", but he’s very lithe and nimble with acrobatic skills to rival Dick Graysons, he’s pansexual, non-binary and his race is ambiguous
His body is always covered with bruises, themed character band-aids, and scars from fights
The scars on his face are from a traumatic event a long time ago and he doesn’t like talking or thinking about it, which is 50% of the reason why he’s constantly wearing clown make up, he feels very vulnerable and somewhat deflated without it
As far as orgins go, no vat of acid was invovled, but it was a similar event. the authorities, including batman, have yet to discover what actually happened