gmu problems

no, i promise you that george mason university is not named for a US president

its presidents day, and ive heard from too many people that “we should have the day off, because after all, we’re named for a president.” no, you guys. brush up on your information about the man we are actually named for. he wrote the virginia declaration of rights which paved the way for the declaration of independence and the bill of rights. he was not a president, nor did he sign the constitution.

granted, i wouldnt know this if i was not a mason ambassador, however, i would know that mason was not a president if i passed out of 5th grade. come on now.