glurring

the reckless club kiddies

making a hc post bc theyre now my kids thanks

  • after that one detention they dont immediately start hanging out 
  • gotta take it slow
  • eventually tho they come together one by one bc i mean cmon they really had a great time with each other
    • eli is the first one and ofc he drags steve over kicking and screaming but in reality steve is the happiest one to be there bc hes actually really lonely 
  • one day jims sitting with only toby claire and darci at the lunch table and after he blinks one (1) time all of a sudden its filled with the rest of them
  • theyre squished up next to each other but honestly? this is great 
  • whenever jim and claire do anything ever everyone else at the table fake gags bc theyre usually very sappy
  • it gets to a point where even when they arent doing anything romantic everyone just fake gags its become a running meme
  • “hey claire did you take notes today in math class?” “ya” “cool can i-” “god we’re trying to eat here you guys” “huh?” “do you mind??” 
  • toby wants to woo darci so bad so hes like talking about it one day and at first steve calls him a weenie but then he gives toby some pointers 
  • “just yell” “what?” “trust me. just let out the loudest shriek possible and she’ll come a-runnin dude. trust me” 
  • toby actually does it and darci does run all right. she runs to get help bc “omg toby what was that??? are you okay??? you were wailing!!! are you in pain???????”
  • mary invites the gang back to her house for a Treat Yo Self session bc she loves skin care and if theyre gonna be a squad then everyone has to look just as good as she does of course honestly she just wants to treat her friends 
  • steve is the only one against it and he tries to decline but all jim has to do is call him a chicken and steves already teleported into marys backyard telling them to hurry the flip up
  • after they did shannons makeup for the first time in detention she really really loved it and looked up tons of videos online and offers to do everyones bc she thinks its fun
  • at first its serious but then jim distracts claire when its her turn  and shannon messes up and it looks hideous but its so so funny that it turns into a contest of who can make each other look the ugliest 
  • nobody wins bc theyre all laughing too hard to actually form coherent sentences
  • eli has video games and tons of movies at his house so they all go to his house one day and his mom almost faints 
  • eli’s mom seeing toby come out of her bathroom: WHO TH E F CU K B UR GLUR G ELI THERES A BURGULAR CALL YOUR A UNT CHERYLL SHE HAS THE SHOT  G UN / eli: mom!! no!!! hes my friend!! / eli’s mom: huh / toby: nice to meet you ms pepperjack
  • they spend about 20 minutes arguing over what movie to watch until all of a sudden they hear the opening credits of httyd and when they look over darci and shannon are already on their 5th bucket of popcorn with snacks spread out around them 
  • it turns into a sleepover bc all just fall asleep there 
  • eli’s mom takes pics bc shes really happy for her son and she sends them to him in the morning
  • hes embarrassed but secretly saves it to his phone
  • theyve all been to almost everyones houses. all except steves 
  • he wants them to come over. but he doesnt. but he does. but he doesnt. but he- 
  • they dont pressure him and just wait
  • eventually he invites them over and he begins teasing them all but he doesnt know why he feels so nervous hes nervous about them seeing his home life mayhaps??? hmmm
  • “is that coach sitting on the couch watching a soap opera” “no” “oh my god thats the coach” “no its not” “coach!!” “NO-” “HEY KIDS” “GOTDANGGIT”
  • at school, coach is strict but outside of school hes one of those Cool Dads that check in every 5 minutes 
  • “hey everything alright in there” “yes pls go away” “just checking on ya……” “……” “do you kids need anything?” “no” “okay…” “….” “but if you do need anything just-” “oh my god” 
  • eventually they all become thick as thieves and become that big group of kids always walking around town 
  • its lit 
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Happy National Swing Day!!!

Here’s all your current Hamilton Swings

  • Broadway: Karla Garcia, Christina Glur, David Guzman, Roddy Kennedy, Eddy Lee, Robert Walters, and Eliza Ohman
  • Eliza Company: Sam Aberman, Aaron Alexander, Yossi Chaikin, Jean Godsend Floradin, Michael Samarie George, Malik Shabazz Kitchen, and Gabriella Sorrentino 
  • Angelica Company: Amanda Braun, Karli Dinardo, Jacob Guzman, Alex Larson, Yvette Lu, Desmond Newson, Desmond Nunn, and Keenan D. Washington
  • West End: Jon-Scott Clark, Lia Given, Gregory Haney, Barney Hudson, Phoebe Liberty, Alexzandra Sarmiento, Christopher Tendai, and Lindsey Tierney 
  • Philip Company: Phil Colgan, Julian Ramos, Cameron Burke, King David Jones, Eean S. Cochran, Lili Froehlich, Carina-Kay Louchiey, Camden Gonzalez, and Taeko McCarroll
  • Universal Swings: Antuan Magic Raimone, Willie Smith III, Amber Ardolino, and Hope Endrenyi
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Hamilton Broadway - Lexi Lawson
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11/26/2017 - Matinee - Donald Webber, Jr. (alt. Alexander Hamilton), Lexi Lawson (Eliza Hamilton),Daniel Breaker (Aaron Burr), Mandy Gonzalez (Angelica Schuyler), Nik Walker (u/s George Washington), Andrew Chappelle (s/b Marquis de Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson), J. Quinton Johnson (Hercules Mulligan/James Madison), Anthony Lee Medina (John Laurens/Philip Hamilton), Alysha Deslorieux (Peggy Schuyler/Maria Reynolds), Euan Morton (King George), Robert Walters (u/s Philip Schuyler/James Reynolds/The Doctor), Thayne Jasperson (Samuel Seabury), Neil Haskell (Charles Lee), Tyler McKenzie (t/r George Eaker), Lauren Boyd, Erin Clemons, Christina Glur (swing), Sasha Hollinger, Eddy Lee (swing), Eliza Ohman (swing), Kim Taylor, Zelig Williams Note: This is Nik’s final show as Washington.

FUCK AM I ALIVE STILL AFTER YHIS????? NOPE NO!!! I WILL GARGLE HIS SWEAT FEOM ALL HIS CURVES I WANT HIM TO FUCKING CHOKE ME WITH HIS HAIR. JESUS FU CKONF CHROST I AM DEHYDRATED I WANT HIM TO CHOPE MY BODY INTO LITTLE BITS AND USE THEM AS DOG TREAATS THEN PULVERIZE ME INTO A PASTE AN D USE IT AS A FUCKING FACE MASK AND I WANT TO TAKE EVERY ONE OF HIS HAIRS AND GLUR TJEM TO MY BODY I WANT TO BUILD A HUT ATOP HIS LEFT NIPPLE I WILL KEEP OT SAFE OF ALL HARM!!!! ILL BE THE ALBERTO OF LOUIS’ LEFT NIPPLE!!! I WANT HIM TO RIP MY TEETH OUT AMD USE THEM AS WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIPS FOR THE COOKIE THAT HE WILL MAKE OUT OF THE SKIN THAT I RIPPED OFF OF MY BODY I WANT HIM TO USE ME AS WOOD AND CREATE A BONFIRE OUT OF MY BODY I WANT HIN TO USE MY EYE BALLS AS ANAL BEADS I WANT HIM TO BURN ME AND USE MY ASHES AS RELISH FOR HIS HOT DOG PRESERVE MY CLIT IN AMBER