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Poetry Slam at Tamerlane House

That’s it. Hilarity ensues! We got Poe being really sad about all sorts of things. Then explaining revenge plots in the most polite way imaginable. Shakespeare going on about how everyone is so damn Beautiful (except Gordon…), only to turn it around and insult everyone and their Mother (except Rose and ProsperPoe. Does not insult them in anyway). Percey and every other Poet trying their damndest to win. Laura Glur and Rose try their hand at it. Snaps galore. Except from Archie, he still thinks everyone is Full of it. I should point I don’t actually know anything about Poetry Slams, but it sounds like it’d be an interesting sight.
Make of that what you will.

Wednesday, 10/18/17, Curtain 8PM

Cast Changes

Alexander Hamilton - Donald Webber, Jr.

Marquis de Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson - Jevon McFerrin

Philip Schuyler/James Reynolds/Doctor - Roddy Kennedy

Ensemble - Christina Glur

Ensemble - Eliza Ohman

Stage Door

Tyler McKenzie (George Eacker)

Anthony Lee Medina (John Laurens/Philip Hamilton)

Joanna A. Jones (Peggy Schuyler/Maria Reynolds)

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