glucose girls

boyfriend!johnny
  • annoying
  • so annoying you wonder how you even manage to date him sometimes
  • you introduce him to people as your “significant annoyance”
  • boy does he test your patience
  • and boy does he do it often
  • teases you constantly about your height
  • puts things on high shelves so you can’t reach
  • watches you suffer
  • calls you short while you attempt to get it
  • “shut up johnny I am average height !!!”
  • “since when is average height 3’5” dwarf”
  • “I will end your life tree man !!”
  • calls you 19287298 different pet names
  • mostly loser, gremlin, drawf, smol, hobbit
  • doesn’t really use normal pet names but sometimes he whips out a synonyms of one
  • like infant woman instead of baby girl or glucose instead of sugar
  • but really he’s a sweetheart
  • like when you first start dating he’s kinda ???? he doesn’t really know how to read your moods and like when to stop and you guys used to have a lot of fights bc of it
  • but he would always do something really cute to make it up to you
  • like after your first fight he didn’t know what to do and you were ignoring his calls
  • so he text you to open your door after like 3 hours and you ignored it because you didn’t want to see him
  • but when you eventually did he wasn’t there
  • tho there was a bouquet of flowers, your favourite takeout and a lil card
  • and he was just saying how much he loves you and he’s sorry and how he knows when you’re sad you don’t eat
  • so he got you the takeout because he knows you’d never waste it
  • and you were crying because you love him so much and that was so sweet and u called him and made him come over and eat with you
  • so good at cheering you up???
  • you come home and you’re tired and sad
  • and there he is
  • in a blanket fort
  • nd youre like ???? because why is he in a blanket fort ??
  • you’re like three steps in the door and he’s yelling at you to get in your pjs
  • when you come back in your pjs he’s got hot chocolate and your fav movie on
  • and you’re like ?? how did he know??
  • nd he’s like we can talk about it after the movie
  • nd he sits and he strokes your hair while you tell him what happened
  • no matter how terrible he will cheer you right up
  • like you don’t know how he does it but he can always make you smile
  • fun fun fun fun fun
  • F UN !!!!!!!
  • is always taking you on adventures even if you’re just at home in the living room its an adventure
  • time goes so fast with him like you guys never feel like you have enough time together
  • time also goes back because he makes you feel like a kid again
  • always wants to help
  • like you’re baking cookies and hes like “what we doing let me help pls”
  • and you’re like johnny no
  • because last he helped the cookies were burned along with three of his fingers
  • so he’s only allowed to hand you things and watch
  • always brings ten on dates
  • sometimes you feel like you’re the third wheel not ten
  • sometimes johnny forgets he’s meant to be on a date with you and not ten tbh
  • he brought him on your first few dates because he was nervous and sort of awkward and kept looking at him for help
  • you sort of felt like you were dating ten
  • after you guys had been dating for a year he got you a promise ring
  • nd he wanted to make it really romantic(and cheesy lets be real)
  • so he put it in your cake
  • well more like he thought he put it in your cake
  • really he put it in ten’s
  • ten wouldn’t give it back and when he finally did you wouldn’t take it because you thought it was too funny and johnny was so flustered
  • so ten kept it and wears it
  • and brings it up whenever possible
  • johnny loves to hug you
  • hugs all the time
  • will smother you without even realising
  • he just loves having his arms around you
  • always has them around you or near you or on you
  • just likes knowing you are near and an arms distance away
  • he also loves to kiss your forehead
  • and your lips
  • thinks its funny to watch u lean on your tip toes to reach him and kiss his forehead
  • but you can never reach so you just kiss his nose
  • which he thinks is the cutest thing ever
  • always picks you up and you’re never having it
  • like johnny pls stop let me down
  • and he always says something lame like “but this is the only way to carry a princess”
  • every day is johnnys fashion evaluation
  • you’re in the shower and he walks in and he’s like “joHNNY’S FASHION EVALUATION 2/10 COULD USE MORE CLOTHES”
  • but usually he uses it as an excuse to compliment you
  • dates are always fun and spontaneous
  • probably like late night walks and street food usually and some shopping see along the way
  • and he always gets so excited over things and you have to calm him down
  • but he’s like no NO LOOK AT THAT DOG
  • and you’re like johnny please that’s the seventh dog today
  • but it’s too late he’s crossed the street to pet it
  • he’s really pure
  • like you’re on a  date at the beach and he comes running up to you and you’re like johnny ???????
  • and he just holds a rock up next to your face??
  • nd you’re like ….listen boy what is this
  • nd he’s !! so !! excited !! because it’s the same colour as your eyes
  • so you have a tradition of finding things that match each others eye colour when you go out
  • and you have a box of things johnny has given you because theyre the colour of your eyes
  • he’s just such a sweetheart
  • and so cute and soft
  • love him !!!!!