Hi beautiful ladies, I’m here with more tips from my experiences and to help u with day to day hoeing and health n beauty tips 💜 enjoy ur day
✨- every hoe who drives should have a car ‘kit’ in the glove compartment or somewhere to store:
-backup contraception and condoms (sexual health is 🔑)
-both spare sexy panties and chill panties
-chill clothes than can double as pj’s (tracksuits, leggings, vest etcetera)
✨- use shimmer body lotion to make ur skin n limbs look radiant n a lil sexier than they already do (beautiful hoes come in all shapes n sizes💜) even a cheap one like dove or VS does the trick n ur skin feels soft to touch too
✨- don’t forget to castor oil ur eyebrows every night
✨- be a confident hoe.. Smile more n sit with good posture n u will appear more confident n approachable
✨- warm n wet camomile tea bags help get rid of eye infections n eye bags really well and it works amazingly for tired puffy eyes too lay down for a while and place them on ur closed eyes
✨- WATER n green tea, drink them both (skip the tea if ur caffeine sensitive)
✨- if u self tan like me, get you some exfoliating gloves. Actually everyone get them, they revolutionised my skincare routine n now I don’t need to buy or make body scrubs unless I wanna treat myself on the odd occasion
✨- always wear spf on ur face and under ur makeup even when it’s cloudy
✨- always wash ur face in cool or lukewarm water n avoid doing it in the hot shower as the heat n pressure can upset the skin
✨- as tempting as it is to make it smell like ur shower product for when ur getting head, don’t clean ur coochie with ur shower gel it can upset the pH n cause infections such as thrush and BV as well as parched skin
✨- spray ur pressure points (behind ears, insides of elbows n knees, inner thighs, décolletage, wrists) n ur perfume will linger all day
✨- exfoliate ur lips too! Make ur own white sugar scrub (or buy from LUSH) or use a wet flannel or an old toothbrush n rub very gently
high fantasy au? au where warlock and vampire play d&d?? just plain crack au? we just don’t know
ok just imagine, simon running weekly d&d sessions for the entire gang at magnus’ (bc what these two have is a beautiful friendship in the making??). and after another game night, and one too many sangrias, simon – being ‘extremely persuasive’ – convinces magnus to portal him to an alternate dimension of faraway lands that is infested with mystical beasts & things. it works (r.i.p. portal lore) and now simon is in this high fantasy universe that is not unlike the one he’s been homebrewing for months now. awesome!
..if not for the fact that now simon’s in the universe of actual dungeons… and actual dragons.
Slowly getting the hang of the new art program. The brushes are actually very helpful at letting my inner painter show off. Also using your own hand for reference is surprisingly easier than looking through the interner and the result looks far more realistic. Hence to why the glove is actually my favourite part of the painting. As far as the painting itself goes, there’s nothing really creative about it, just same ol’ Roy Mustang..
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a little Jon x Daenerys modern AU in time for Halloween. part 1 of 2 because i need to finesse the smut a little more. apologies for how meta this probably is :x
The odds of Dany getting laid tonight weren’t looking good.
Either the men at this Halloween party were already paired off, or they represented the worst of the male species: dressed in culturally insensitive costumes and shotgunning beers while calling each other hyper-masculine nicknames like “broski” and “Broseph.” There wasn’t a promising prospect among them.
“The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else,” Missandei had told her when she’d suggested going to the party at the last minute, but surely even Missandei had to be appalled by the selection.
Damn Missandei for bringing her here. But, mostly, damn her ex Daario for cheating on her with his coworker and making his infidelity out to be her fault, like she wasn’t “sexually adventurous” enough for him.
If being sexually adventurous meant letting him fuck other women on the side, no thanks. She was still plenty sexual. And down to fuck. And there were plenty of men willing to take her up on that offer, even at this party.
If only she didn’t find most of them repulsive.
Abandoning her mission, Dany poured herself a glass of Merlot and left behind the sexy cats and Spartan warriors to seek refuge in the living room. Thankfully, it was mostly empty save for the couple making out in the corner. The others were congregating in the kitchen around the food and alcohol or outside where they could smoke freely.
Eager to get off her feet and the towering high-heeled boots she’d stupidly worn as part of her ensemble, Dany plopped down on the couch.
And promptly screamed when a giant white beast leapt at her, startling her so badly she spilled her glass of wine on the couch. A very white couch, at that.
“Holy shit,” she gasped, aware there was a monster at her side but too afraid to look it in the eye.
“Ghost. That wasn’t very nice.”
Spoken soft and low, the words were almost lost among the distant chatter and bass-heavy house music thumping through the speakers. Dany looked up at the voice–and was promptly distracted from her impending death-by-unknown-demon-creature. The man who’d spoken was dark-haired and of average height, yet…there was something oddly arresting about him.
Probably the leather armor he wore and the thick fur cloak draped over his shoulders.
SO SO CLOSE
I found these jeans at the store 2 months ago and didn’t get them because they were too small. I found them again yesterday, they fit my legs like a gloves and are actually a bit baggy on my waist. I think I look fucking amazing in them though. 3 lbs from my UGW and it’s clear to me how close I am :) :)
a lil hellsing drawing dump, cause i’ve been into it recently and wanted to get it out of my system, also practicing a lil bit with coloring and stuff? like i tested out some stuff i’ve been meaning to try and just,, over all messed around with how i went about my coloring,