Two Types of Fans
Type 1: These are my precious children and I love them so. They’re kinda quirky and a little silly, but I love them anyway.
Type 2: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER! I LOVE YOU DUMB KIDS LIKE A MOTHER LOVES A LITTER OF BABY BONGOES, BUT YOU’RE STUPID AS TAR!!!
Alternatively, Type 3: I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy.