Dapper Jack is mute in my mind, just putting that out there, also, while we're at it, what will the other septics do when this new ego shows up?
(I definitely think that’s a solid head canon! It looks canon based on the video, too, so until Sean says otherwise, Dapper will definitely be mute on this blog.)
Marvin is watching the Addam’s Family on Netflix one spooky Halloween afternoon when he hears a distinct knock at the cabin door. He pushes his mask down over his face, thinking that it must be trick-or-treater’s–odd for a cabin in the woods, though–and scrounges up a peppermint, some loose change, and a paperclip to offer them.
What he finds instead is a black and white fellow with a hat and a glorious mustache fiddling nervously with his sleeves. “Oh!” Marvin says, pushing his mask back on top of his head. “You’re new! Funny, Sean didn’t mention he was introducing a new guy.”
The little man gives a shocked look and smiles cheekily before winking and gesturing to himself as if to say that he is just as surprised as Marvin. “Hey, guys!” Marvin calls into the cabin. “We got a new one!”
It sounds like a herd of cattle storming to the door as the other Septic Egos rush to the entrance to greet the newbie. “Come on in,” Chase insists with a laugh. “I’m Chase Brody. The cat-mask guy is Marvin.”
“Und I am ze great doctah Shneeplestein!” Schneep shouts happily, shaking the other man’s hand vigorously.
“And I’m Jackieboy Man, brave hero by day and an even braver hero by night,” the super hero says proudly. “But you can call me Jackie. What’s your name, little fella?”
The new Ego looks surprised and taps his fingers against his mouth while shaking his head. “Oh! Can’t talk, can ya?” Marvin asks. “That’s alright. Here you can write your name for us.”
He hands the black and white man a pad and paper, but he shakes his head before scratching out five simple words, “I don’t have a name.”
Chase holds up the pad for the other Septics to read before smiling at the new guy and clapping him on the shoulder. “Don’t worry about it, bro! I’m sure you’ll get a name soon, and until then, we can just call ya Dapper!”
The little man nods his head excitedly and claps his hands together, glad to have been accepted by the others so well.
Chase nods. “Alright, Jackie, Dapper can bunk with you for now, just until we’ve got things figured out, ok?”
“No problem!” Jackie puts an arm around Dapper’s shoulders and starts to lead him back to their room. “Don’t worry, kid. You’re going to love it here!”
Jumbo Cactuar with his glorious mustache from FF7is a boss I want to see in FF14. More specifically I want to see him in a Manderville trial because I remember him being that silly but that strong too. :(
The gang all decked out in their Halloween best! I absolutely love the monochromatic designs and all the minute details to their outfits. Also, yes, Chip has a glorious mustache. Also also, Donald and Daisy are the cutest couple in the coop.
So, a little while back, I was asked if I’d thought of any au’s for my inquisitor, and I said no but with enough time a potterverse would happen. Then cornbeefroast drew a thing and I keep seeing au stuff on my dash and YEAH
“Let me get this straight,” Scully says, after the entire story has been revealed to her. “This entire time, we’ve been looking in the wrong place.”
“Nobody asked me,” Brenda says simply, leading them outside. A detour and she’s pulling a baby seat out of a beat down Ford, and urging them to follow her behind her quaint little home.
“Shit,” Mulder says. Shit, Scully says louder, and thinks about what it would be like to smack God.
Behind Brenda’s trailer is another pond, almost a (hydrogen two oxygen) carbon copy of the one located in front of Sandwood Trailer Park. There are minor differences. This pond happens to double as a Harley cemetery: in the very middle, one old clunker reaches out like a hand from the grave. The palmetto bugs are as big as your own hands, depending on how big your hands are. Marshall’s backyard is visible and so is all the evidence these representatives of the federal government generously ignore.
“You’ve got to be fuc–” Mulder clamps his hand over Scully’s mouth. She completes her sentence anyway. Mulder smiles at Brenda benignly, as if in apology, and coos at the small fussy child in her arms.
Brenda hands an agent the baby, and the pair of them stare at it as the mother fills the side pockets of the baby seat with rocks. “To weigh it down. Just in case.” She rubs her hands together, looking determined, and gets the child all strapped in. “Just in case.” And she sits down, right in the patchy, irritating grass, and turns her eyes to the sky.
Mulder and Scully join her. What other option do they have?
The day is hot, the bugs are screaming loud, and all around them is the scent of paper mill and rotten well water. At one point, Mulder has to rub his eyes – the sun is a stinging, vengeful star, one that tends to loathe him like all of space. Scully checks his forehead and passes him the sunglasses. Brenda keeps one hand on top of the baby seat.
Soon, maybe hours later, they are joined by Mr. Craig, who has never once joined them in their search, not after his initial tour. “Hello, Brenda,” he greets, plopping down beside her. He hands her a fat spliff and she takes a fat drag. It’s as if no one believes they are in the presence of police.
Talking to the group, but looking at the sky, Mr. Craig says words that are beautiful but hard to understand. People can sound stupid without being so, another dichotomy of life.
“My ma lived here, and then she moved away.” His red eyes narrow, and his mouth forms a thin line under his glorious mustache. “I came back years ago cuz somethin’ drew me back here.”
Mulder looks at Scully. Scully looks at Mulder.
“You were taken, too,” Brenda says, still glaring at the clouds. “You’re the one the old bag keeps ranting about.”
“She ain’t so bad when you tune her out. Knits nice sweaters, and all. Don’t need sweaters much.” Then he sighs. “Brenda, you never tried to get to know no one.”
“I never wanted to move here,” she admits.
“We like you here,” says Mr. Craig, so kindly. Brenda nods. Silence resumes. There is a certainty inside them all, and there is a certainty inside of you. It’s a different certainty, though. Believing, as they are, is a much stronger feeling than knowing, as you do. It is hard to put into words just how strongly they feel. But it connects them, even to Mulder and Scully, as it connects Mulder and Scully to them and most certainly to each other.
It is not long before the other trailers begin to filter out. The old woman and her daughter, dragging out their lawn chairs and arguing about women talking in church. Marshall and his chattering, untrustworthy smile. Shania, who’s now lost her few friends, and Dylan, who’s never had any. The girls at end who smack their gum and smile at Mulder. Others who have not been mentioned, but you have met. Sometime in your life, you’ve met them. Mr. Moreton, who means less to this story than he probably should, has even stuck around, and refuses to look Scully in the face.
I think that the worst portrayal of Eggman is SatAM Robotnik. He's more of a Hitler-type Eggman.
It’s the worst portrayal of Robotnik simply because it isn’t Robotnik.
This sickeningly overrated in name only iteration of the character in no way, shape or form resembles Sonic Team’s character. And what only adds on to how bad this iteration of the character is is his blithering incompetence and flat characterization.
There is zilch that is even vaguely original or exceptional
concerning his villainy and evilness compared to other saturday morning
cartoon villains. And villains of his type are so overdone that
nowadays, they’re prone to parody. The character has aged that badly.
What has SatAM Robotnik ever
done that is anywhere near as noteworthy as the things game Dr Eggman
has done? Does he ever get off his fat arse and competently
engage Sonic himself in his own creations? 90% of the time, his large
behind was parked in his chair in his HQ telling SWATBots and Snively
what to do and on the very rare occasion that he did face Sonic
personally, he didn’t last more than a few minutes.
Yeah, that’s soo competent and intimidating! Losing to a 16 year old idiot so frequently![/sarcasm]
appearance is an incredibly unoriginal take on evil. From the red eyes
to the cone head and cape. It’s like his designers were trying too hard
only to epitomize a very generic portrayal of ‘evil’. The design is so unsubtle and try-hard that it’s actually amusing. Not to mention the epic level of fail the character designers exhibited when they took this;
And turned it into….whatever the fuck this is supposed to be;
He didn’t create
the Roboticizer, he stole it from Uncle Chuck. It was the SWATBots and
robotic legions that rounded up 85% of the citizens of Mobotropolis and
had them roboticized. His motives for putting Mobius under his thumb are
never elaborated upon, he’s doing it for the evulz with no meaning or
motive given for his so-called atrocities. A motive is an extremely important
aspect of a villain. He ticks every single box for generic evil. From design to mannerisms. And yet he’s considered to be the ultimate incarnation of the character in any Sonic media.
Ha ha ha. No.
game Dr Eggman held an entire world and continents ransom with a giant
space gun and to prove he wasn’t screwing around, blew up half of the
moon, fights Sonic personally in his mechanical creations, in a stroke
of diabolical genius exploits Sonic’s impulsiveness in SA2 and nearly
succeeds in killing him (Only a deus ex machina saved Sonic), utilizes
Sonic’s arrogance in order to take the opportunity to take the emeralds
from him and split the world into pieces in Unleashed, constructs
masterpieces of robotics like Metal Sonic and the two Death Eggs and by
comparison, has an enormous amount of depth character-wise. Not to
mention his appearance in both Classic and Modern forms epitomizes the
character’s whimsy and comical nature (Classic Eggman has a cape that’s
far too small and a big grin as well as a funny physique whilst Modern
Eggman is almost comically-proportioned and has a glorious mustache),
which has ALWAYS been the basis of the character’s personality and
Game Dr Eggman wants attention and power and will
attempt to establish the Eggman Empire to get this. His desire for fame
and the media spotlight is larger than his fat gut. This is called a motive. Eggman doesn’t want to dominate just for the mere reason of having things under his thumb
in a hellish technocratic dictatorship like SatAM Robotnik. That is
below him. You can see his lust for attention and respect from his
spoken desire to be a more brilliant man than his grandfather and his
eagerness to use the mind control cannon in Colours to garner the
undivided attention of the world’s population. The man is accustomed to
being very active, taking it upon himself most of the time to get things
done. He’s no Dr Claw esque villain who sits behind a screen and tells
his lackeys what to do like SatAM Robotnik.
an incredibly generic villain who is Robotnik in name only, he is both
overrated and not entirely deserving of even being compared to other
incarnations of the Doctor.
To put SatAM Robotnik’s genericness in terms of evil into perspective with an example?
Hmmmm…If Space Colony ARK was destined to impact earth;
Game Dr Eggman would try to prevent this because it is a scenario born
of spiteful, non-discerning revenge and the destruction of the planet
removes his purpose. As he said in Shadow the Hedgehog, how can he
conquer the world and make the Eggman Empire if there IS no world?
AoStH Robotnik would also try to stop it because the ARK would destroy
his beautiful visage spread in various areas of the world.
- SatAM Robotnik would sit back and lulz because that would be the more evil thing to do.
Happy Snowdown, skulpin. I’m your Secret Santa for the dA group!
2. Superb Villain Viktor, with a top hat, monocle, and a glorious mustache.
(( Redesigning him as a Superb Villain was so difficult. I can’t even color. I am so proud of this though. Sorry no top hat though! Anyways, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do! I laughed so hard when I got you for SS! Glad I did though! Happy holidays, friend! ))
Previously on Bleach Lists, I used a random number generator to pair up Bleach characters and then imagined that those two had swapped bodies! Now it is time for a sequel! Once again I will choose pairs of Bleach characters randomly, and then imagine would would happen if they switched bodies!
1. Shinji and Aaroniero
Shinji: T-two heads…
Shinji: Two shrunken heads…
Shinji: And a tentacle hand…
Shinji: The pool of women who will sleep with me just went WAY down!
Aaroniero: EWWW WHAT THE FUCK I ONLY HAVE ONE HEAD? GROSS!
Shinji: Wait, why are you more upset than me?
2. Chad and Karin
Karin: I-I’m enormous….
Karin: Just let those boys try to take the soccer field from me now!
Chad: Ichigo might be mad about this.
3. Ggio and Hichigo
Ggio: Where the fuck am I?
Ggio: Why are all these buildings sidways?
Ggio: Who’s the old guy standing on the sword?
Ggio: What the FUCK is happening?!
Hichigo: Fuck yeah saber toothed tiger mask!
Hichigo: Time to go find the king.
4. Rukia and Byakuya
Byakuya: Rukia, I will protect your body with my life.
Byakuya: I swear it upon my pride, I will…
Rukia: I feel so tall and elegant!
Rukia: So classy!
Rukia: I knew being Nii-sama would be awesome!
Rukia: Ooooh, let’s prank Renji!
Byakuya: …or we can go that route.
5. Orihime and Hanataro
Hanataro: Wow, these powers will make my job so much easier!
Hanataro: I-I might reach sixth seat after all!
6. Yoruichi and Abirama
Abirama: Fuck yeah new body!
Abirama: I’m PUMPED to see what it can do!
Yoruichi: A bird dude with heavy metal wings?
Yoruichi: I guess I have to start wearing clothes.
7. Grimmjow and Nemu
Grimmjow: What the hell is this?
Grimmjow: I’m tiny! Unmuscular!
Grimmjow: I’m wearing a SHIRT
Nemu: I should tell Mayuri-sama about this immediately.
Nemu: I imagine there are some experiments he will want to run.
Grimmjow: YOU LEAVE MY BODY ALONE
8. Yammy and Isane
Isane: I can’t be TALLER
Yammy: I’m so fucking tiny!
Yammy: Fuck this!
9. Kiyone and Ikkaku
Kiyone: Dangit! I wanted to be in Ukitake’s body!
Ikkaku: I was going to comment on my new look
Ikkaku: But I think I’ll just look askance at you for a while.
10. Ishida and Katagiri
Katagiri: Wow, being a young Quincy again…
Katagiri: Brings back memories.
Ishida: So I’m my mom now?
Ishida: Well at least I’ll know what it’s like to have my dad look at me with affection.
11. Ulquiorra and Tessai
Tessai: Boss! I thought we agreed!
Tessai: I won’t be part of any experiments that require me to lose my glorious mustache!!
Ulquiorra: My hollow hole is gone…
Ulquiorra: Does this mean i have a heart?
12. Gin and Keigo
Keigo: I’m that guy! That guy who was chasing us!
Keigo: That creepy guy who was chasing us!!
Gin: Not quite the reincarnation I hoped for.
13. Kyoraku and Szayel
Kyoraku: Thank goodness! Still pink!
Szayel: So I’m the head captain now, am I?
Szayel: Time to give some new orders to Squad 12.
Kyoraku: …my relief is shortlived.
14. Matsumoto and Sung-Sun
Matsumoto: Oh, come on!
Matsumoto: Why do I have to be one of these jerks?
Sung-Sun: I am not happy either.
Sung-Sun: I do not wish to follow a grumpy tiny man.
Matsumoto: Oh. It’s on.
15. As Nodt and Starrk
As Nodt: I feel so….lonely
As Nodt: A loneliness I never felt before!
As Nodt: MY MIND IS FILLED WITH A YAWNING EMPTINESS OF PAIN!