glock 17

anonymous asked:

I reach over to the night stand and grab the constitution I have right beneath my glock 17. I start reading, you turn next to me with a smile only an American can have on a superbowl sunday and whisper "please read the second it's my favorite."

I DONT NEED tHIS IN MY LIFE

also i dont need you to read me the second amendment, i keep a tiny copy of the constitution in my backpack at all times