I used to play that game as a child, the one where you sit on the floor with a globe and spin it as hard as you can with your eyes closed and listen to its wobbly spinning and then reach out and stop its rotation with an outstretched pointer finger and imagine that wherever it falls is where you’ll live when you grow up. more often than not you land yourself in the middle of the atlantic and either spin again or accept that apparently future you is going to fall off some boat and drown on one of those terrible themed cruises.