Dipping a toe into Heith!Stripper AU. Remains shameless while doing so. (I wanted to play dress up with glittery Keith. /shrug)
Warnings/Notes: Sort of suggested Shance maybe (it was there, in my head at least). Boys in glitter and skirts. Creepy Human Zarkon. Hunk’s thirsty.
The first rule to working at Club Galra, the one think Zarkon stressed before offering Hunk the job, was that floor staff were not to date the dancers. Or as Haggra, Zarkon’s right hand woman, put it “Do not flirt with, do not fuck, do not date, do not try to save the strippers.”