I have had this intense struggle with glitter since I was a small child. When I was 8 I covered the entire bathroom in glitter and my parents threw all the glitter in the entire house away in a fit of rage.
Our house was kept glitter free for many years until I very recently bought two huge canisters of glitter and now everything they love is covered in purple glitter. It’s the herpes of craft supplies. You’re stuck with it forever. My body is 77% glitter. It’s taking over the entire continent of North America.