glitter&doom

[bursts into the writers’ room of soopernatrula covered in glitter and waving an 8x10′ bisexual flag]

DEA N IS B I DEAN IS BI DEAN IS BISEXUALLLLLLLLL

[kisses robbie thompson on the forehead]

[punches klein, buck and leming in the faces with glitter-covered fists of doom]

[rips shirt open to reveal bisexual flag tattooed chest]

DEAN WINC HESTER IS B IS E X AU L

[rolls self into flag and out of the room]

anonymous asked:

can you write some more things about INFPs?

(I got like 7 messages asking same/similar thing so if I don’t answer your similar question it’s here)

- Huge dorks
- all emotional and shit
- so sensitive
- it’s kinda cute tbh
- tiny little fluffy bunnies filled with melancholy and hatred
- if bansky did words
- why do you like english so much
- why poetry
- why
- why does your emo stage last like 10x as long as it should
- why ebony darkness dementia raven way
- why do you care so much
- what is the appeal of furries
- why is sonic the hedgehog hot
- why do ship him with shadow
- why do you like writing so much
- why do all the baby INFPs have ‘Welcome to my twisted mind’ as their blog description
- why do they identify as magicdarknesswolfgender/magicdarknesswolfself/magicdarknesswolfir
- why are you all gay
- why are the straight INFPs gay
- that doesn’t even make sense
- why are you like 95% enneagram 4
- what is up with your haircut
- why do you dress like you’re from a fairytale
- why do you live in a fairytale
- WHY ARE YOU A VICTIM
- why are you so cute
- little soft cuddly seething balls of rage
- why sarcasm right now
- you clearly do give a fuck
- why are you a witch
- like not even a modern witch
- like you have 66 black cats and a pointy hat and a broomstick
- nono please don’t be sad
- why are you sad
- why do you enjoy being sad
- maybe there is no deeper meaning behind pokemon
- maybe there is no tragic backstory
- WHAT ARE YOU MARTYRING ABOUT NOW
- why are we protesting
- what are we protesting
- do you even know what we’re protesting
- what is wrong with cis white men
- calm down
- WHY ARE YOU OFFENDED
- WHAT OFFENDED YOU
- nonono i’m sorry i didn’t mean to hurt you
- glitter kitten of impending doom
- you really aren’t that tough tbh
- i’m sorry
- hug me
- dork

The next time I start rambling about how bagginshield is canon can someone please remind me to include Bilbo stealing the Arkenstone as that piece of glittering doom was
a.) heart of the mountain, meaning that Bilbo stole Thorin’s heart him being King and all
b.) the King’s jewel, which can totally be a less noble metaphor for what’s in Thorin’s pants