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Today’s ‘waiting for Girlfriend to get out of work’ doodle is-

Types of glitter, rated by personal anecdote

Little star sequins

 once, while grocery shopping, I felt something stabbing me in the foot. I took of my shoe in the parking lot and exclaimed “WHAT IS BITING ME?!” One of these fuckers dropped out and floated gently away into a puddle by the drainage- never to be seen again. 

1/10

Fine glitter

a popular choice for slime decorating, scrapbooking, and getting in every fucking pore on your face. Alternative uses- cursing your enemies. 

5/10

Hexagonal glitter

one of these fuckers got stuck to my lip for half a shift and no one bothered to tell me. When I asked why no one brought it to my attention, they said they thought it was a lip ring

7/10, 1/10 for shitty co-workers. 

Standard Craft Glitter

when thrown, arcs gently in the windless air, descending upon annoyed passersby like an unwanted rain. Kids love it. 

3/10

Fun-shaped Confetti

WHY are bat-shaped things only accessible in OCTOBER? Bats are cool all year round and deserve representation in glitter form

9/10

anonymous asked:

I offer a tan chiffon dress- guaranteed to make an impression, a jar of golden hexagon glitter, a canister of matcha powder, and a smoothie. A metaphorical penny for the stars' thoughts?

A KNIT CAP A STREETLIGHT AND AN UNEXPECTED BUT NICE MEETING