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LIKE IF YOU’VE UNEXPECTEDLY JOINED A FANDOM AND HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SOUL
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“My problem isn’t that my favorite characters aren’t real; it’s that I’m not fictional. I don’t want them to be real. What I desperately wish is that I could be fictional with them. It’s not that I want them here with me in this mundane and ordinary world; it’s that I want to join them in their extraordinary one.”

[insp.]
Previously on "The Fandoms" (Part 3)
  • Whovians: #Lovewins
  • Sherlockians: #Lovewins
  • Potterheads: #Lovewins
  • Hunters, Demons, & Angels: #Lovewins
  • Merlinians: #Lovewins
  • Seestras: #Lovewins
  • Trekkies: #Lovewins
  • Gleeks: #Lovewins
  • Rentheads: #Lovewins
  • The Cookies: #Lovewins
  • Tolkienheads: #Lovewins
  • Whedonites: #Lovewins
  • Fannibals: #Lovewins
  • Demigods: #Lovewins
  • Gems (sorry I don't know what Steven Universe fans are called): #Lovewins
  • DC/Marvel Superheroes: #Lovewins
  • Everyone in Litchfield Penitentiary: #Lovewins
  • Everyone in the Shondaland universe: #Lovewins
  • Everyone in Westeros (both dead and alive): #Lovewins
  • In a Galaxy Far, Far, Away: #Lovewins

I need more people who like what I like on my dash, so like this and I’ll follow you if you blog about:

HARRY POTTER
DRARRY
Wolfstar
Team Starkid
DARREN CRISS
Glee
Klaine
Teen Wolf
DEREK HALE
STEREK
Shadowhunters
Malec
The Penumbra Podcast
JUNO STEEL
Merlin
Merthur
Star Trek
Spirk
Marvel
STEVE ROGERS
Stony

Sherlock muttered to itself
Doctor Who sat silently weeping
Supernatural lay in a pool of tears
While Star Wars continued sleeping

Merlin stared blankly at the wall
Tears streaming down its face
Star Trek looked on helplessly
At the mess around the place

Frolicking around the room
The Avengers paid little attention
To the the anxious Lord of the Rings
Who sat in excruciating tension

Firefly and Harry Potter
Climbed into their beds
While X-men and the Hunger games
Tried not to lose their heads

And in the closet sat Twilight
Secluded and depressed
While Glee and Percy Jackson
Were ignored by all the rest

Such chaos and confusion
will tend to make you wonder
But what else did you expect
When you signed into tumblr?

ficlet: 2 am taco talk

Ficlet. Klaine. Some spoilers for Friday’s episode, though. This started as a silly banter with Kurt and Blaine talking in the middle of the night, and then it started going into Blaine’s family history because I have a one track mind. I might make this a series if I feel inspired.

“So, will you still love me if I get fat?”

Kurt stopped shoveling his taco in his mouth for a second. “…Yes?Why? Are you planning to get fat?” he put the taco down suddenly. “Is this your way of saying I’m getting fat?”

“No, you’re perfect,” Blaine assured him, dipping his chip into more salsa. “I was just curious. I mean, we’re married now. I might slack off on exercising, and I really love food. Like, a lot. It’s kind of inevitable.”

“We’ll go jogging together, it’ll be fine.”

“Also, we’re eating tacos at 2 am. I’m pretty sure this goes against every nutritional advice on the planet.”

“Okay, first off,” Kurt dipped his chip into the cheese dip. “We’re having tacos at 2 am because neither of us could sleep, and post-sex tacos sounded amazing. We also wanted to celebrate being in New York again and being able to get food at literally any hour of the day. And second,” He winked at Blaine a little. “I think we already burned all these calories when we did that thing against the wall.”

“Oh yeah,” Blaine agreed, a dreamy look on his face. “We should do that again.”

“Third,” Kurt pointed his chip at him. “What is this really about?”

“What do you mean?”

Kurt stared at him. “I know you, husband dear. Fess up. What are you really worried about?”

“I dunno,” Blaine shrugged, setting his taco down.

Blaine.”

“I guess I was just thinking about my dad and why he left.”

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