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Me on tv shows
  • Me: This show is HORRIBLE it will take your emotions, stomp on them, chop them up, shoot them 84 times with a bazooka, throw them in a blender, eat them (without silverware!), shit them out and then tHROW THEM IN YOUR FACE
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: ITS THE BEST SHOW EVER

also last night I was talking to my mom about reading War and Peace and she’s like “sometimes I think you read this books–” and I’m like “…out of spite? because I do” and she’s like “to show off”

and I couldn’t even wrap my head around this, I mean, what??? has my attitude been show-offy??? MOM. NO.

THIS IS PURE SPITE.

I don’t like the world‘s attitude of mmmm this book is a classic but it’s super hard my response every time is oh?? OH??? IS IT HARD??? IS IT??? BRING IT THE FUCK ON. I’LL READ IT. LET’S SEE HOW GOOD IT IS. because I don’t believe in gatekeeping and I don’t like the insinuation that I a mere plebe am too stupid to understand these things that are Only For Academics.

I also hate that people think these books are “““““boring”““““

nah. y’all know about Moby Dick and the Sperm Squeezing. War and Peace is so far just a super long Napoleonic War soap opera. Shakespeare is dick jokes mixed with existential crises. there’s a lot of things going on but “boring” ain’t one of them.

I’m not trying to ~~breathe life back into the classics~~~ or any shit like that. for one thing, I really do hate some of it (James Joyce can bite me, except he would probably enjoy it, weirdo).

I just want to have fun with what I’m reading and not be intimidated by all the people who think Literature Is Just For Them because yo. yo. this shit is fun. I enjoy having experiences I didn’t expect, and sharing my fascination, regardless of whether the people I’m talking to choose to read it. And I’mma keep doing it.

anyway amber riley is basically the lead role in dreamgirls and reviewers love her after glee tried to just make her their token belter, harry finally gets to actually show off his acting chops and say more than 3 words in shadowhunters and is wonderful and also loved as magnus

i played the long game with my faves and won, thanks, suck it ryan murphy

You know what really hurts about the stars that died young? Like river Phoenix and Heath ledger and Kurt Cobain and cory Monteith? When you go to look them up on google images or whatever twenty years from now, it’s going to be the same pictures that would come up if you searched them today. Nothing new. And twenty years from now you won’t have to type “young cory Monteith” you won’t have to do that for any of them. Because we didn’t get to see river Phoenix older than 23 and Heath was gone before we saw everything he was capable of. God only knows how much more Heath had to offer the world. Type in “Kurt Cobain” ten years from now and it’ll be the same pictures and interviews that would have come up if you’d searched him ten years ago. you’ll still see the same Kurt, 27 years of age and younger. That goes for all of them.. And it breaks my heart that that’s all we got to see. All we will ever get to see.

I’ve tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. And I walk around so mad at the world, but I’m really just fighting with myself. I don’t want to fight anymore. I’m just too tired. I have to just be me
—  Santana Lopez