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STORYTIME THAT MAY INDUCE BINU. I WAS SHOPPING TODAY WITH MY FRIEND FOR A DRESS TO THIS WEDDING AND I WALKED OUT OF THE DRESSING ROOM TO LOOK IN THE FULL LENGTH MIRROR IN THE HALLWAY AREA THAT PEOPLE WAIT IN FOR PEOPLE TO COME OUT IN THE CLOTHES THEY TRIED AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS RIGHT THERE BUT SHE WASN'T AND I ASKED "HOW DO I LOOK" AND THERE WASN'T A RESPONSE UNTIL A RANDOM DUDE'S VOICE SAID "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD WIN A PAGEANT" AND HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE. IN CONCLUSION, I GOT HIS NUMBER

LISTEN WEDDING ANON YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE WEDDINGS ???????? TRIPS OVER MYSELF TO PRESENT U: MORE BINU TRASH

  • “Guys, we need to tell you something.“ 
  • Jinjin’s sitting opposite Bin and Rocky in one of their favourite cafes, hand tightly clutching MJ’s under the table 
  • Bin looks at Rocky 
  • Rocky looks at Bin
  • Oh my god
  • It can’t be 
  • ??????? 
  • Bin, cautiously: "You’re pregnant?" 
  • Rocky, nodding fervently: ????? 
  • Bin: "listen we told you to have safe se-" 
  • Jinjin reaches across with his free hand & knocks Bin’s head into Rocky’s
  • They might be best friends but 
  • Truly his best friends are idiots 
  • "He said yes!!!!" 
  • And before they know it Rocky sees Jinjin swing his & MJ’s hands above the table, silver bands glinting in the light
  • And it’s suddenly all celebration and laughter and MJ squealing and Bin choking in glee and Jinjin beaming proudly and Rocky has never, never felt this proud of Jinjin in his life 
  • His hyung might be an idiot but !!!!! Now he’s officially MJ’s idiot and Rocko couldn’t be prouder 
  • !!!!!!!!!!! 
  • @ myungjin: "ur going to have sunshine babies!!!!!! With sunshine beams!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & ur going to power five villages for years!!!!!" 
  • And so toasts are made and months go by and more plans are made and 
  • Bin: "Oh my god rocky" 
  • Rocky: "What" 
  • Bin: "We’re the best men”
  • Rocky: “Well I know we’re the best men, Jinjin and MJ asked us like three months ago" 
  • Bin: "No but we’re the BEST MEN" 
  • Bin: "We gotta get TUXES”
  • Rocky: “Oh”
  • Rocky: “Oh shit" 
  • Rocky: "oh S h I t" 
  • Bc wow truly have you seen the boys in tuxes for that AAF photo shoot truly A+ the A in Astro stands for Amazing-visuals 
  • But the S in Astro also stands for Styled-by-professionals 
  • Rocky and Bin
  • Are not professionals 
  • Fast forward to two weeks before the wedding: Rocky and Bin finding themselves in a tux store, frantically begging the tuxedo gods (ie, the store managers) for suggestions 
  • And so the magic workers toss them a couple of different cuts to try out to see what fit them the most 
  • And naturally Rocko picks the first one he gets because 1) he really cannot be bothered to try more than one he would totally go to Jinjin’s wedding in a hoodie and jeans if he had the choice 2) they all honestly look the same to him 3) I mean he’s rocky he looks amazing in everything 
  • So he lets the tailor take his measurements and flops over on the fitting area sofa to wait for Bin 
  • Who has gone through at least three different cuts of pants and four different blazer designs 
  • He’s honestly crying why doesn’t he look good in any of them
  • He looks good in all of them, Rocky doesn’t understand what he’s saying 
  • (Flings open the fitting room curtain to pose in front of the mirror for Rocky) 
  • "This one makes my butt look flat" 
  • "Bin your ass looks flat in everything" 
  • "That’s unTRUE PARK MINHYUK TAKE THAT B A C K" 
  • Rocky cackling and throwing another pair of pants at Bin 
  • On Bin’s fifth pair of pants and eighth blazer though, Rocky gets bored 
  • And he smells 
  • ? Food?? 
  • He leans as far back as he can on the sofa and cranes his neck to peer out the fitting area door 
  • Food????? :–) 
  • Yes that’s more Rocky’s style 
  • He peers back at Bin’s closed fitting room curtain and silently gets up from the sofa 
  • He’ll be back real quick, he promises Bin in his head 
  • And nips off outside to see whatever it is that smells so amazing right outside the store 
  • Oh my god
  • It’s a pretzel food cart bless uP
  • Walks past two arguing brothers (?) 
  • "Hyung, I sat through that damn minion movie the least you could do is sit through this one fitting with me" 
  • "But you’re so,,,, oddly shAped they’ll take forever to take your measurements and I’m hUngry" 
  • "MINIONS" 
  • Eunwoo grumbling and shoving Sanha’s shoulder 
  • Damn Sanha for getting into the final round of that competition 
  • I mean, Eunwoo’s proud of him but 
  • Who even wears a blazer to a guitar competition anyway 
  • That’s dumb, Eunwoo decides, plopping his butt down on the fitting area sofa while Sanha goes off with the store managers
  • Wait
  • There’s someone mumbling from a fitting room
  • Huh talking to himself, Eunwoo guesses and goes back to tapping aimlessly on his phone 
  • Bin: "Rocky oh my god i think this is it" 
  • Bin: "My ass actually looks good??" 
  • Ass? 
  • Eunwoo looks up 
  • Bin: "And this blazer fits my shoulders so well?????" 
  • Bin: "wow Pacific Ocean coming through wew nice shoulders Binnie”
  • Bin:
  • Bin: 
  • Bin: "Rocky?" 
  • Bin, ripping open the fitting room curtain: "Yo dude how do I look" 
  • Eunwoo, sort of stunned because wow this guy’s right his ass does look good in those pants 
  • Huh nice shoulders too
  • :–)
  • Well, he doesn’t know who this Rocky guy is but 
  • “You look like you could win a pageant,” he offers cautiously 
  • Bin whips around
  • That in no way resembles Rocky’s voice
  • Rocky’s voice is a little like snow, powdery and soft and rough all at the same time 
  • But this man 
  • His voice (pardon the lack of poetics) sounds like someone gently hit icicles with other icicles and the result was a light, tinkly icy echo 
  • “And the thing about your ass?” the man continues, “Very true.”
  • Bin flushing because 
  • what 
  • the 
  • ding diggi ding diggi ding ding dong
  • is this man saying !!!
  • also wow 
  • if Bin thought Eunwoo’s voice was beautiful
  • he truly set himself up for a surprise 
  • the man himself 
  • literally the most ethereal being he’ll ever have the fortune to meet
  • excepting the fact that Eunwoo walked into a tuxedo shop in a minion t-shirt 
  • Bin isn’t sure at this point if Eunwoo’s aware he’s staring very hard at Eunwoo’s beautiful face
  • Eunwoo truly enjoyed the ass and shoulders but wow the minute Bin whipped around
  • startled cat eyes and slightly worried pout and mussed up hair from changing 
  • wow 
  • truly 
  • wow 
  • Rocky: “Hey Bin, I’m bac-”
  • Sanha: “Eunwoo, what do you think abo-”
  • Rocky blinking in confusion because wow Bin isn’t angry that Rocky went missing??
  • Sanha blinking in confusion because Eunwoo isn’t whining about waiting??????
  • wait 
  • Rocky and Sanha squint at their friends 
  • who are staring at each other 
  • because wow truly Bin has never seen someone with a face that small or with eyes that bright or a smile so amused 
  • Eunwoo finally breaking the eye contact and coughing slightly and going, “well i really think you should get that pair of pants”
  • “uh rigHT YES PANTS”
  • “i mean if you ever want a second opinion on clothes or whatever you should uhhh definitely uh call me ??”
  • Bin:
  • Bin:
  • Bin: :–)
  • Sanha, squawking slightly because wow Eunwoo complains so much about shopping with him but would willingly go on shopping trips with a stranger he just met??????? would give second opinions on clothes????? would hand him his phone so that he can input his phone number into Eunwoo’s contact list????????
  • Rocky sighing in relief because holy heck Eunwoo can suffer shopping with Bin then 
  • ie, Bin looking at two hoodies in different shades of black and humming over them for half an hour before deciding on a white one
  • i’m highkey bin

I HOPE YOU CONTACT HIM WEDDING ANON LMK HOW IT TURNS OUT I’M SCREAMING I LOVE 

The Moment He Lost Her || Klaroline

Klaroline Infinity Day 4 - During Canon

TVD 4x13: Klaus rarely regretted his impulsive nature. In a thousand years, there was no problem of his own making that could not be rendered moot with time or some other pressing situation. With Caroline, however, he was learning that even his millennium of experience had nothing on the pull of this one baby vampire.


The door slammed shut, the sound like a jolt to Klaus’s system as he watched them through the window.

Tyler carefully placed Caroline in the passenger seat of his car. Her pained gasp at the rub of her seatbelt was all that kept Klaus from rolling his eyes; she was a vampire who hardly needed such a safety measure.

He would have muttered a mocking joke they could easily from outside, if only he could find it funny. Humor had left him entirely at the realization that Caroline was leaving without the cure to the poison in her veins - the poison he put there.

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So, nicknames huh? Here's mine!

Everyone has a nickname or a code name for their fave, or least fave characters, but for me in Wizardess Heart I pretty much nicknamed them all because I’ve done almost every route now (sans Vincent, Glenn and Leslie for now)

Elias: Golden Boy. He is a boy made of gold. Nice to look at, expensive to touch.

Luca: Angsty Avocado. Many dark secrets are hiding under the spicy, tasty surface of this chip dip. Does anyone care about the Avocados that made it?

Yukiya: Wolfman. He is the lone wolf, prowling the darkness with his wolf, feeling dark. Warning: do not place your wolfman in direct full-moon-light before you unlock the Angsty backstory instruction manual.

Klaus: Your Majesty. He isn’t royalty, but trust me he think he’s above it. Triples as your teacher, husband, and disappointed father all in one. Secretly is arranging his marriage and five kids with you because you touched him once.

Randy: Sugar daddy. He isn’t rich or anything, he just has a lot of fucking sugar on hand. Does magic laced rails with pixie sticks. He’ll buy you all the stuffed animals and pretty dresses you want in exchange for baked goods, and the ability to overcome trust issues. Has two identities: Work™ and Shameful Past™

Azusa: Mr Murder Man. See him smile at you with his soft, soft lips and his clear turquoise eyes brimming with glee as he chokes the life out of you slender warm throat. Keeps a carbon copy of a corpse on hand to talk to when he’s lonely. Thinks it’s still alive.

Joel: The Friendzone. He’ll erase your memories of him but then get totally offended when you meet again and aren’t 500% dtf upon sight. Cryptic. Texts back one word answers. the incarnation of the ‘lol, u mad bro?’ Meme but with a deadpan expression.

Leon: Pony Prince. A magical being; soft, pretty, distant. He’s constantly wearing a supermodel facial expression. Could be a Disney princess but couldn’t care less about being popular. Also has limited knowledge of human societal norms. Must be protected at all costs. Precious Cinnamon Roll.

Guy: Ron Weasley. Dude, he’s a nice red headed wizard who’s into sports, who’s girlfriend is obsessed with getting good grades, what the heck else did you expect me to think of?

Cerim: Popsicle boy. The flavour is nice and sweet in the center, but often comes with an aftertaste named Ronny.

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It was only normal, Sakura reminded herself. Traumatic brain injuries and blunt abdominal traumas she had a lot of experience in, but caring for pregnant women was nowhere near her forte. If there’s anyone she can have a blunt conversation like this without the unnecessary comments, it would be her shishou.

Tsunade, thank goodness, wasn’t drunk nor working on a five-year backlog of paperwork from her Hokage days. Shizune was home, too, but while that meant having another witness to her mortifying predicament, her presence was added security at the off chance Sakura’s master had no answer.

(Or worse: answered with laughter.)

“You said it was important, Sakura,” Tsunade said after they poured tea and exchanged pleasantries—how’s married life, how’s budgeting all the wedding gifts and new baby gifts and bridal showers and baby showers going, how’s the orphanage and the clinics and weren’t you working on organizing specialty clinics now?

“I’m… 8 weeks pregnant, we think,” Sakura started, speaking through the surprised looks from both women. “And it’s been smooth so far, actually. Mild morning sickness, if any, and all the changes in my body are pretty much textbook…”

“But?” her master prompted, even as Shizune started saying, “Congratulations.”

“It’s not really a ‘but,’ shishou,” Sakura hedged. “It’s just that I’m a little bit… strange lately. And my poor husband…. I think he’s beside himself, because he’s not sure what to do, because I don’t think he wants to but he does anyway because he doesn’t want to hurt my feelings. But what can I do he’s there. And not that busy. And I don’t think I’d care if he is. I mean, it doesn’t even matter what he’s doing or wearing—he could be in his academy days onesie, neck deep repairing septic tanks for all I care. It doesn’t even matter if I’m even directly looking at him! Sometimes, just thinking about how his latissimus dorsi bunches up when he’s reaching for an itch, I’m just—”

She flailed around for words to express her question, feeling the burn from her chest climb up her neck and to ears and cheeks. All of her mental practicing the entire morning have disappeared, conveniently and after a few minutes of opening and closing her mouth like a beached fish, she decided to just blurt it out.

“Is it normal to want to do it so much?!”

Tsunade gave her that infamous snark-y eyebrow arch, but with the way that she hid her mouth behind her hand meant she was trying to stifle her laughter.

“You’re a mednin. Surpassed me even. You should know the effects of pregnancy during first tri–.”

“–of course, but the mere intensity is rather…alarming.”

“With the way you’re going, you might fracture the all important Uchiha boner?”

–What?” Sakura squawked, the little composure she had breaking when her only rational, sensible confidant cackled in glee.

“Choke the purple viper with your constant summons? Splinter your very own womb broom?”

Shishou!

“Sakura, your husband practically survived the world’s ending after a chest impalement.” Tsunade began, the familiar mouth thinning which meant a long, heavy lecture on the wide-eyed, innocent interns during hospital rounds. “And if I am to believe your stories during that time, he practically jumped dimensions, fought for days, revealed that he was a reincarnated god, and can manage your bedroom activities with only one arm. The list of his impossible feats can go on and on. ”  

“…Where is this go–”

“My point is, your husband isn’t lacking in either stamina or common sense, Sakura.” Her mentor interrupted with an impatient wave. “Pregnancy isn’t just a one way street, apprentice. He knows that at this current stage, he needs to fulfil your biological needs, and Will of Fire, we all know that he’s not complaining.”

“He might not say it out loud, Shishou.”

“And I thought only you and Naruto know him well.” The blond snorted. “He’s blunt as a rod. (Socially, i mean.) Sasuke will tell you if he has any problems with this. Are you hearing any complaints?”

“…No?”

“Then you have nothing to worry about, silly girl.” The former Hokage made shooing motions. “Now go, stop bothering me, and take advantage that this is the only time you get to have multiple orgasms.”

“Shishou!”