glee boarding school

Fic prompt: Everyone goes to Dalton. Its a private K-12 school and they have different campuses. But all the Glee kids (S1, S2, S3, S4, S6) go there and the Warblers do as well. The Blue blazer is for everyday wear and the Red is for the Warblers. Other popular clubs or teams also have alternative uniforms for everyday or important team days. The Cheerios exist but their skirts are longer to match uniform code. Imagine everyone going to the same boarding school.

The Warblers start out as an all male acapella group until Sohpmore Rachel and Jane (who isn’t at the High School yet) threaten to sue. Plus Myron wants to join the Glee club ASAP. So not only are girls allowed to enter but those in the grade school and middle school can audition as well.

Just imagine all the stories you can tell when all of the characters we’ve loved over the years actually go to the same school together.

The class grouping would be something like: 


Oldest to youngest

  • 11th grade: Wes and Matt
  • 10th grade: Finn, Rachel, Kurt, Mercedes, Santana, Puck, Quinn, Brittany, Mike, Dave, David (Warbler), Thad, (maybe Chandler, Elliott, Dani)
  • 9th grade: Tina, Artie, Sam, Blaine, Lauren, Sebastian, Jeff, Nick, Trent, Hunter, Becky, Sunshine, Jacob, Brett
  • 8th grade: Sugar, Rory, Unique, Betty, Joe, unnamed Warblers, neckbrace Cheerio
  • 7th grade: Kitty, Roderick, Ryder, Bree, unnamed Warblers
  • 6th grade: Jake, Marley, Dottie, Head Warbler, Really Gay Warbler
  • 5th grade: Jane, Spencer, Alistair, Mason and Madison, Other Gay Warbler
  • 4th grade: other Warblers who don’t have names
  • 3rd grade: unnamed Warblers continued
  • 2nd grade: Myron.

One thing I will say is that the last time I rewatched Wheels, I noticed that this episode aired on Wednesday, November 11, 2009.  Sadie Hawkins Day is traditionally on the first Saturday after November 9, which would that year have been the 14th.  So the episode in which we’re told Kurt has officially come out to his classmates, and in which his plot deals with bullying and unfair choices being made because of it, may happen the same week as… yeah, I’m talking about Blaine again.