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Q: Why do you think they cast you as “the mom” all the time?
KS: Because Hollywood doesn’t know what else to do with most women my age [laughs]. No, I think it’s my maternal nature. I think I’ve had it since I was a kid. I’m the person that people end up telling everything to. I’ll meet people and before I know it, we’re having conversations where they’re sharing intimate details. I don’t know why.

ID #66506

Name: Giuliana
Age: 15
Country: Mexico

hello! my name is giuliana, as you might’ve noticed, and i was born in argentina. i’ve lived in around twelve places around the globe (lmao just three countries but still twelve houses), but i’ve never stayed more than two years in a house (actually i’m about to break that record i’m!!!). i’m fluent in Spanish and English, but i’m almost there with Portuguese. my mbti personality type is INTP and i’m a slytherin. i love learning new stuff, and i’m that annoying friend that’s always saying random facts. i’ve never had a penpal before, and i hate small talk, so i kind of need a person who knows how to keep the convo interesting. i’m demisexual. i love reading! some of my favourite books would be: the foxhole court, harry potter, anything by rick riordan or cassandra clare, and some others my brain is keeping from me rn. my favourite tv shows are: brooklyn nine-nine, sense8, the flash, glee, and i kind of like shadowhunters? i’m just annoyed with some things tbh. oh i’m also often brutally honest. i don’t like fake things/people.

Preferences: no age nor gender preference! i just want someone who i cant talk to without it being fake. no religion issues! i’m agnostic, but as i said before i love learning, so i would truly love if you could explain to me in what you believe in and why!
i’m also pro lgbtq+ (duh) soo no homophobia, transphobia, biphobia, etc.
also preferably someone 14-20 y/o. if you’re younger or older, please keep in mind that i am in fact 15, and will not often share your views on some issues.

saltdryad  asked:

i am in dire need of cuteness so may i request: finn trying to teach bb-8 knock-knock jokes or puns, and/or bb-8 attempting to use them with people

This is how BB-8 tells a knock knock joke: by ramming, gently but insistently, into the ankle of the recipient until they kneel to acknowledge them (BB-8 always appreciates the beings that kneel to give them eye contact. It’s very difficult to form a proper relationship with someone if all you ever see is their knees).

Then, a gentle string of beeps and whistles. The best responder to this is Finn, because he takes it seriously. He genuinely does look like he’s thinking- as if a proper question has been posed. Who is here? Who is knocking? (Rey, though she tries, can’t keep from giggling, which BB-8 considers a serious but forgivable breach of joke etiquette).

This is usually the point where BB-8 can’t contain themselves and whistles their designation over and over again, rolling back and forth in spherical glee. It’s BB-8! BB-8 is there! (it’s always BB-8, no matter how painstakingly Finn tries to explain the concept of a joke)

BB-8 who? comes the inevitable answer.

It’s BB-8!

And, of course, given such an answer, laughter and hugs are the only appropriate response. People are always pleased when it’s BB-8.


BB-8 likes jokes a lot. They’re really good at them, after all.

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Anonymous said to imagine-unicornys: Could you do a Hunter Clarington x reader one, where the reader is on the New Directions and so they have to sneak around in order to be together?

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Hunter Clarington

Oh Hunter Clarington, where do you even begin…

It started out when the New Directions’ Nationals Trophy was stolen by The Warblers. Everyone thought that Sebastian was being an ass yet again and sent Blaine along with Sam on a mission to retrieve the trophy.

When they returned with the trophy in their hands, Blaine had informed everyone that Sebastian was no longer the captain of the Warblers and proceeded to show the glee members a photo of Hunter.

He tried to entice me to join back the Warblers,” said Blaine. 

He looks straight up evil,” remarked Kitty.

Screw that perfect jawline and dreamy eyes,” you thought. He was your type.

To hell with Glee Politics. You weren’t going to allow anyone to get in your way of hooking up with your ideal guys. High school period was when you were supposed to be young, wild and free.

When Blaine was busy gawking at Kurt who had returned from New York for a small visit, you took the opportunity to ‘borrow’ his cellphone and searched for Hunter’s number. Just as you expected, he indeed had it.

You took the liberty of texting Hunter, and to your surprise, he wasn’t an ass as he made himself to be in front of the New Directions. You went out with him for frequent coffee dates, of course without the knowledge of the New Directions members. You clicked, and you began casually dating.

“Remember, rehearsals on Sunday,” Mr Schue announced before the start of our Glee practice.

“I can’t make it,” you raised your arms and informed everyone. Sunday was when you were meeting Hunter. Everyone gave you skeptical looks. 

“Why not?” Sam asked.

“I have church,” you lied. 

“It’s uh, urgent. Tina could fill me in,” you added, hoping that your lie would work. 

Mr Schue took a moment to consider before he finally agreed to excuse you from rehearsals.

Thank god your lies weren’t exposed.




“Y/N , you crazy girl,” Hunter smirked. 

He lifted you up and pinned your body against the wall. He started planting soft kisses on your neck, making his way up to your cheeks. As he released his grips on your arms, you wrapped them around his neck and kissed him back.

Hunter, the first to pull away, wiped your lip gloss off his lips as both of you attempted to catch your breaths. He had been wanting to do that for a while now, and was glad that he did, until-

“I’m actually part of the New Directions,” you admitted.

“Sorry love, can you repeat that again? It sounded like you were saying that you were part of the New-”

“I’m part of the New Directions,” you repeated it again. Only this time, slower. To be honest, you felt tired of lying to Hunter. Sneaking around the Glee members was fine, but trying to pretend to be someone that you’re not, bad move.

“So you’re not home-schooled, you’re not in Hockey, and you certainly didn’t get my number from the newspaper,” Hunter let out a grunt as he plopped himself on the couch, trying to digest whatever that was happening.

“Nope, I got your number from Blaine, but none of the glee members know that I’m seeing you,” you clarified and bit your lip, not knowing what Hunter’s reaction was going to be. 

He remained silent.

“Uh, I’m just gonna go now,” you could sense that he wasn’t happy, but hey, at least you got to kiss him.

“Wait,” he grabbed your arm firmly, preventing you from moving a step further.

“I want you on the winning side,” said Hunter as he stared intently into your eyes.

“I’m a girl, I can’t transfer to Dalton,” you replied. 

“You could help me spy on them,” suggested Hunter. He would be even more confident of winning the New Directions once he had a spy.

“No. They are my friends,” you rejected.

“Maybe you should have thought of that when you came to me, love,” retorted Hunter. Who were you to enter his life and entertain him with full of lies?

“Which is why I’m leaving now. Good luck Hunter,” you said.

“I didn’t say you could go!” exclaimed Hunter as he pulled you towards him and pressed his lips on yours again, only this time it was more intense. You struggled to break free, but with those soft lips, you could only give in to him.

When he broke away from you, he sighed.

“I have a suggestion,” said Hunter.

“If it involves me trying to stab my friends in the back, answer’s still no,” you replied, crossing your arms.

“Why not you continue doing what you’re doing, sneak behind your friends, and I’ll treat as if your confession to being in New Directions never happened,” suggested Hunter.

“You- you’re willing to do that?” You covered my mouth, not believing Hunter’s words.

“Decide now before I change my mind,” Hunter closed his eyes and clenched his fist, unable to believe his decision.

“Answer’s yes,” you nodded and in the back of your mind, you were starting to think of every excuses you could make just so that you could see Hunter behind your friends.

Me at Disney World

-STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE STAR WARS!!!!!!!

-ok but fuck you Disney for ruining the Star Wars

-BUT LOOK AT ALL THE STAR WARS!!!!!!!

-Star Wars ride: OMG THE MILLENNIUM FALCON OMG HYPERSPACE YES BITCH

-Star Wars ride: ok but was it NECESSARY to include Jar Jar Binks in this ride??????

-Singing along to all the Star Wars music playing overhead at all times (there’s no WORDS but you know that I am singing along)

-Star Wars fireworks: SOBBING

-Kylo Ren/TFA footage during Star Wars fireworks: gagging

-OT Princess Leia scenes in Star Wars fireworks: SOBBING HYSTERICALLY

-I don’t want to buy this merch because Disney is selling it and Disney screwed up Star Wars and didn’t care

-I am going to buy this Star Wars merchandise anyways because I am an addict and I am weak

-do I need this millennium falcon mug?????

-yes

-where is all the Leia merch????

-where is all the OT merch????????

-why can I buy more shit with Krennic on it than Leia????

-meeting Chewbacca and crying

-little children running through the parks with lightsabers and X-wing Mickey ears so cute!!!!!!

-little kids growing up thinking TFA is Star Wars so sad

-the Force theme at all moments

-also throne room song at all times

-oh ok Disney so you’ll split up Han and Leia’s marriage to create cheap contradictory drama but you’ll happily make money off their OT relationship by selling I love you I know merch in every store I see where your priorities lie

-Star Wars characters come on stage one by one to perform. Crowd cheers for threepio, artoo, Vader, and Chewie. Kylo Ren walks out: UTTER SILENCE. Me: that’s right

-did I mention I met Chewbacca and wept

-person: are you a Star Wars fan? Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

-why would anyone want to buy merch that says they’re a member of the first order or the empire why is it cool to be like SPACE FASCISM YEAH!!!! Genocide happened and now I’m wearing a shirt about it!!! Like??????

-also why is there hardly any Rebellion merch at all??????

-to buy a lightsaber or not to buy a lightsaber that is the question

-action figures available to purchase at Star Wars launch bay: literally every character, including ewoks, jawas, jar jar binks, Han and Luke, etc, but NO LEIA. Me: OH REALLY??????????????

-person refers to Luke Skywalker as “that’s um, the main guy I think”. Me: is that person secretly an alien or a real life hermit????? What rock do they live under and can I go there too to escape the sequel trilogy?

-small child behind me: *with glee* IT’S BB-8!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: I will put that child on my own two shoulders so that she can see the Star Wars

-my mom: go meet Kylo Ren!!!! Me: DO YOU KNOW ME AT ALL?

-Disney: posters of the OT all over Hollywood studios. Me: MY CHILDREN

-sitting on speeder bike and weeping

-Hoth Leia tsum-tsum!!!!! Tiny bean Leia!!!!! Little snowsuit Leia with Hoth braids!!!!!!!!!!! I will cherish her all my life!!!!

-someone: princess–
Me: LEIA?!?!?!?!

-Star Wars

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Kurt from Glee dances to Single Ladies by Beyonce -

Philadelphia - June 8, 2011

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GLEE MEME: Fifteen Scenes:
8. “I love glee club, I love you girls.”

Generic Darren Criss Article.

Darren Criss, who is a straight man, is staring as Blaine Anderson, who is gay, unlike Darren himself who is heterosexual. This charming, handsome, and straight star has lit up Brodway, while playing a man who is straight just like him, and the big screen (where he made out and gave oral to a female!) alike! But what really made his heterosexual man famous, is his role on Glee!

He got his name known by kissing Chris Colfer, his gay co-worker, who is gay but Criss is not. Though Criss kissed Colfer, for the role because he never would unless he had to, it’s important to remember that he is attracted to boobs! He said so on his “Listen Up!” tour summer of 2013, where he did numerous interviews, one of which talked about his girlfriend, who is a female girl with a vagina that he is dating! Neato! 

Lets talk to him for a few minutes!
Q: How does it feel being straight?
DARREN: Well I dont really believe in lab-
Q: So you and that girl are really close!
DARREN: yeah i guess. But i just want to remind everyone to look at my character as a human, not a sexuality!
Q: Oh! speaking of your character, Blaine is gay, but you are not, right?
DARREN: I just told you that I’m tir-
Q: Thank you, Darren! Watch Glee tonight at 8/7c! On FOX!

There you go, ladies who touch themselves thinking about Darren licking vagina! This man can do it all! Sing, act, dance, fuck girls, and so much more! Can’t wait to see what this straight heterosexual man does in the future! We wish this attractive and straight, girl loving man well, and hope that you keep up with him (because your vagina gets wet when you think about him fucking you, a girl probably, because he likes to do that) in the future!

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As part of the August 2016 AO3 Ship Stats, here are the Top 100 F/F pairings with the most total works on Archive Of Our Own.

Of the 200 names on this list, there are 34 women of colour and 38 women of ambiguous race. For comparison, the overall top 100 list  includes 27 people of colour and 15 who are racially ambiguous.

Because of the way I produced this data, it is possible some F/F ships are missing, particularly those in fandoms dominated by other categories of ship. Also, this is the first year I have included race data on the Femslash list, so corrections are welcome.

For more information, see the Overall Top 100, This Year’s Top 100 and the project FAQs. For a text-only version of the data, see below the cut.

ETA: Removed Bolin/Opal

ETA 2: Fixed race for Isabelle Lightwood

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Don’t mind me sharing these here too guys (it’s for my tag as well haha)
Thanks again @mykenbomb , @snottle , @dilfosaur and everyone else who have bought my stuff so far!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Tagged, as usual, by the incomparable @freaking-isadorkable. imma do both of the tag things in one post as well bc im lazier than Isa :P

Rules: list 10 songs you’re currently vibing to and tag 10 people

1. That’s So Us- Allie X

2. The Day is my Enemy- The Prodigy

3. Walking the Wire- Imagine Dragons

4. Instruction- Jax Jones ft Demi Lovato

5. GIRLS GIRLS- Icona Pop

6. Tell Him- Glee Cast (I’m having a Marley/Melissa vocals appreciation day)

7. Chasing Pavements- Glee Cast

8. I’m Breaking Down- Falsettos Soundtrack 2016

9. The Chess Game- Falsettos Soundtrack 2016

10. My Father’s a Homo/ Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist- Falsettos Soundtrack 2016

Share ten facts about yourself

1. My cheeks are naturally really red, so you can’t usually tell if I’m blushing or not.

2. I’m really good at flirting when I want to be

3. I can braid my hair without looking?

4. I’m a beast at hula hooping

5. I did gymnastics as a child/ was on the basketball team in 8th grade

6. I’m so dominant with my right hand side that it is more productive to work around a casted right wrist than use my left hand

7. I played World of Warcraft when I was little. Always an ogre hunter. #HordeIsBetter

8. I can type without looking at the keyboard

9. I’m allergic to strong scents. Like perfumes/colognes give me headaches

10. I have never worn makeup of my own free will. Only twice because it was required for a play I was in.

I’ll tag these nerds. You can do one, both, or neither. I don’t care :P

@thatmitchsentho, @sxottlang, @dragonslairfilledwithapples25, @the-essence-of-awesomeness, @kaidence-elyse (hope youre doing better Kaidence!!!) @karolsens, @rejection-isnt-failure, @aloneinablackandwhiteworld, @wicked-femme, aaaand my boi @supercorprise