i am in dire need of cuteness so may i request: finn trying to teach bb-8 knock-knock jokes or puns, and/or bb-8 attempting to use them with people
This is how BB-8 tells a knock knock joke: by ramming, gently but insistently, into the ankle of the recipient until they kneel to acknowledge them (BB-8 always appreciates the beings that kneel to give them eye contact. It’s very difficult to form a proper relationship with someone if all you ever see is their knees).
Then, a gentle string of beeps and whistles. The best responder to this is Finn, because he takes it seriously. He genuinely does look like he’s thinking- as if a proper question has been posed. Who is here? Who is knocking? (Rey, though she tries, can’t keep from giggling, which BB-8 considers a serious but forgivable breach of joke etiquette).
This is usually the point where BB-8 can’t contain themselves and whistles their designation over and over again, rolling back and forth in spherical glee. It’s BB-8! BB-8 is there! (it’s always BB-8, no matter how painstakingly Finn tries to explain the concept of a joke)
BB-8 who? comes the inevitable answer.
And, of course, given such an answer, laughter and hugs are the only appropriate response. People are always pleased when it’s BB-8.
BB-8 likes jokes a lot. They’re really good at them, after all.
Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Glee Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Artie Abrams, Sebastian Smythe, Quinn Fabray AdditionalTags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - College/University, Romance, Prince Kurt Hummel Summary:
At 21 years old, Kurt is starting his junior year in college with higher ambitions than is probably entirely advisable. Also, he just happens to be the heir to a throne, but more on that later. Meanwhile, Blaine has found himself accidentally following Kurt everywhere he goes. For six years. Let’s just say they have a lot to talk about, once they finally introduce themselves.
AKA, the Kurt-is-a-prince-college-AU that kicks off with no less than four different meet-cutes, because why in the world not?
Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Glee Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Cooper Anderson, Burt Hummel Additional Tags: Romance, Family, Friendship Summary:
Kurt Hummel is a hugely successful actor, who suddenly finds himself having to take care of three small children. Blaine Anderson is a struggling musician, hired to teach piano. Only, Blaine has never taught piano before, and Kurt has never had to be a parent before. It’s a voyage of discovery for all of them.
-Star Wars ride: ok but was it NECESSARY to include Jar Jar Binks in this ride??????
-Singing along to all the Star Wars music playing overhead at all times (there’s no WORDS but you know that I am singing along)
-Star Wars fireworks: SOBBING
-Kylo Ren/TFA footage during Star Wars fireworks: gagging
-OT Princess Leia scenes in Star Wars fireworks: SOBBING HYSTERICALLY
-I don’t want to buy this merch because Disney is selling it and Disney screwed up Star Wars and didn’t care
-I am going to buy this Star Wars merchandise anyways because I am an addict and I am weak
-do I need this millennium falcon mug?????
-where is all the Leia merch????
-where is all the OT merch????????
-why can I buy more shit with Krennic on it than Leia????
-meeting Chewbacca and crying
-little children running through the parks with lightsabers and X-wing Mickey ears so cute!!!!!!
-little kids growing up thinking TFA is Star Wars so sad
-the Force theme at all moments
-also throne room song at all times
-oh ok Disney so you’ll split up Han and Leia’s marriage to create cheap contradictory drama but you’ll happily make money off their OT relationship by selling I love you I know merch in every store I see where your priorities lie
-Star Wars characters come on stage one by one to perform. Crowd cheers for threepio, artoo, Vader, and Chewie. Kylo Ren walks out: UTTER SILENCE. Me: that’s right
-did I mention I met Chewbacca and wept
-person: are you a Star Wars fan? Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-why would anyone want to buy merch that says they’re a member of the first order or the empire why is it cool to be like SPACE FASCISM YEAH!!!! Genocide happened and now I’m wearing a shirt about it!!! Like??????
-also why is there hardly any Rebellion merch at all??????
-to buy a lightsaber or not to buy a lightsaber that is the question
-action figures available to purchase at Star Wars launch bay: literally every character, including ewoks, jawas, jar jar binks, Han and Luke, etc, but NO LEIA. Me: OH REALLY??????????????
-person refers to Luke Skywalker as “that’s um, the main guy I think”. Me: is that person secretly an alien or a real life hermit????? What rock do they live under and can I go there too to escape the sequel trilogy?
-small child behind me: *with glee* IT’S BB-8!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: I will put that child on my own two shoulders so that she can see the Star Wars
-my mom: go meet Kylo Ren!!!! Me: DO YOU KNOW ME AT ALL?
-Disney: posters of the OT all over Hollywood studios. Me: MY CHILDREN
-sitting on speeder bike and weeping
-Hoth Leia tsum-tsum!!!!! Tiny bean Leia!!!!! Little snowsuit Leia with Hoth braids!!!!!!!!!!! I will cherish her all my life!!!!
Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Glee Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce, Rachel Berry/Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman/Lauren Zizes Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Will Schuester, Sue Sylvester, Mercedes Jones, Emma Pillsbury, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Lauren Zizes, Noah Puckerman, Sam Evans, Artie Abrams AdditionalTags: ensemble fic, Fluff, Burt Hummel is my superhero, Eventual Smut, Rimming, Slight power play but nothing heavy Summary:
Written before ‘Prom Queen,’ this was my take on the McKinley High School Senior Prom and the weeks leading up to it. Lots of Klaine, but I think of this ultimately as an ensemble fic.
Anonymous said to imagine-unicornys: Could you do a Hunter Clarington x reader one, where the reader is on the New Directions and so they have to sneak around in order to be together?
(not my gif)
Oh Hunter Clarington, where do you even begin…
It started out when the New Directions’ Nationals Trophy was stolen by The Warblers. Everyone thought that Sebastian was being an ass yet again and sent Blaine along with Sam on a mission to retrieve the trophy.
When they returned with the trophy in their hands, Blaine had informed everyone that Sebastian was no longer the captain of the Warblers and proceeded to show the glee members a photo of Hunter.
“He tried to entice me to join back the Warblers,” said Blaine.
“He looks straight up evil,” remarked Kitty.
“Screw that perfect jawline and dreamy eyes,” you thought. He was your type.
To hell with Glee Politics. You weren’t going to allow anyone to get in your way of hooking up with your ideal guys. High school period was when you were supposed to be young, wild and free.
When Blaine was busy gawking at Kurt who had returned from New York for a small visit, you took the opportunity to ‘borrow’ his cellphone and searched for Hunter’s number. Just as you expected, he indeed had it.
You took the liberty of texting Hunter, and to your surprise, he wasn’t an ass as he made himself to be in front of the New Directions. You went out with him for frequent coffee dates, of course without the knowledge of the New Directions members. You clicked, and you began casually dating.
“Remember, rehearsals on Sunday,” Mr Schue announced before the start of our Glee practice.
“I can’t make it,” you raised your arms and informed everyone. Sunday was when you were meeting Hunter. Everyone gave you skeptical looks.
“Why not?” Sam asked.
“I have church,” you lied.
“It’s uh, urgent. Tina could fill me in,” you added, hoping that your lie would work.
Mr Schue took a moment to consider before he finally agreed to excuse you from rehearsals.
Thank god your lies weren’t exposed.
“Y/N , you crazy girl,” Hunter smirked.
He lifted you up and pinned your body against the wall. He started planting soft kisses on your neck, making his way up to your cheeks. As he released his grips on your arms, you wrapped them around his neck and kissed him back.
Hunter, the first to pull away, wiped your lip gloss off his lips as both of you attempted to catch your breaths. He had been wanting to do that for a while now, and was glad that he did, until-
“I’m actually part of the New Directions,” you admitted.
“Sorry love, can you repeat that again? It sounded like you were saying that you were part of the New-”
“I’m part of the New Directions,” you repeated it again. Only this time, slower. To be honest, you felt tired of lying to Hunter. Sneaking around the Glee members was fine, but trying to pretend to be someone that you’re not, bad move.
“So you’re not home-schooled, you’re not in Hockey, and you certainly didn’t get my number from the newspaper,” Hunter let out a grunt as he plopped himself on the couch, trying to digest whatever that was happening.
“Nope, I got your number from Blaine, but none of the glee members know that I’m seeing you,” you clarified and bit your lip, not knowing what Hunter’s reaction was going to be.
He remained silent.
“Uh, I’m just gonna go now,” you could sense that he wasn’t happy, but hey, at least you got to kiss him.
“Wait,” he grabbed your arm firmly, preventing you from moving a step further.
“I want you on the winning side,” said Hunter as he stared intently into your eyes.
“I’m a girl, I can’t transfer to Dalton,” you replied.
“You could help me spy on them,” suggested Hunter. He would be even more confident of winning the New Directions once he had a spy.
“No. They are my friends,” you rejected.
“Maybe you should have thought of that when you came to me, love,” retorted Hunter. Who were you to enter his life and entertain him with full of lies?
“Which is why I’m leaving now. Good luck Hunter,” you said.
“I didn’t say you could go!” exclaimed Hunter as he pulled you towards him and pressed his lips on yours again, only this time it was more intense. You struggled to break free, but with those soft lips, you could only give in to him.
When he broke away from you, he sighed.
“I have a suggestion,” said Hunter.
“If it involves me trying to stab my friends in the back, answer’s still no,” you replied, crossing your arms.
“Why not you continue doing what you’re doing, sneak behind your friends, and I’ll treat as if your confession to being in New Directions never happened,” suggested Hunter.
“You- you’re willing to do that?” You covered my mouth, not believing Hunter’s words.
“Decide now before I change my mind,” Hunter closed his eyes and clenched his fist, unable to believe his decision.
“Answer’s yes,” you nodded and in the back of your mind, you were starting to think of every excuses you could make just so that you could see Hunter behind your friends.
Glee AU | 8/30 Faberry | After their first duet, Mr. Schue regonizes Quinn and Rachel have great musical chemistry, so he pairs them up for practice in order to have them perform at Nationals. Feelings happen.
Of the 200 names on this list, there are 34 women of colour and 38 women of ambiguous race. For comparison, the overall top 100 list includes 27 people of colour and 15 who are racially ambiguous.
Because of the way I produced this data, it is possible some F/F ships are missing, particularly those in fandoms dominated by other categories of ship. Also, this is the first year I have included race data on the Femslash list, so corrections are welcome.