glazedauxiliatrix

Karkat Is The Bestest Kitty Ever
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  • ▲: Teenage Lesbian Troll Vampire Looking For Love
  • ▼: KANAYA WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
  • ▼: WHAT THE FUCK IS A VAMPIRE.
  • ▲: Hello Karkat
  • ▲: Youre Not A Lady
  • ▼: NO I'M NOT.
  • ▼: SHOULD I LEAVE YOU ALONE TO LOOK FOR LOVE ON THE INTERNET.
  • ▲: But Thats Okay Because Youre Still
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Adorable
  • ▼: OH GOD ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN
  • ▲: Today I Found A Picture Of You With Cat Ears
  • ▲: And I Thought
  • ▲: It Was Exactly
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: You
  • ▼: WHERE THE FUCK WOULD YOU FIND SOMETHING LIKE THAT
  • ▼: DON'T CALL ME ADORABLE
  • ▲: Everywhere Thats Where
  • ▲: But Dont Worry I Brought Catnip Karkat
  • ▲: Soon You Will Understand
  • ▲: -Sprinkles It Around-
  • ▼: UH WHAT IS THAT
  • ▼: IT SMELLS
  • ▼: GOOD
  • ▲: Karkat Its For You
  • ▲: Here
  • ▲: -Takes Out A Cat Tail And Dangles It-
  • ▼: OH
  • ▼: IT'S MOVING
  • ▼: *BAT BAT*
  • ▼: FUCK WHAT AM I DOING
  • ▼: STOP THAT ME
  • ▼: WHAT ARE YOU DOING KANAYA.
  • ▲: Dont Worry Karkat This Is Natural
  • ▲: -Drags Cat Tail Along The Floor And Keeps It Away-
  • ▼: FUCK STOP MOVING
  • ▼: *POUNCEGRAB*
  • ▼: IS IT DEAD
  • ▲: -Pauses For A Moment And Then Drags It Quickly Away-
  • ▼: NOOO
  • ▼: GOD DAMN IT
  • ▼: *CHASES IT AROUND THE FUCKING ROOM*
  • ▼: UGH KANAYA STOP THAT
  • ▼: STOP MAKING ME DO WEIRD THINGS
  • ▲: -Grins And Leans Down To Pet Karkat-
  • ▲: Dont Worry This Is All
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: How Its Supposed To Be
  • ▲: Good Kitty
  • ▼: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO
  • ▼: *PURR*
  • ▼: *NUZZLES HAND*
  • ▼: MORE.
  • ▲: -Scratches His Head And Then Pets Under His Chin-
  • ▼: PRRRRR
  • ▼: THAT FEELS SO
  • ▼: UGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING
  • ▼: DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT
  • ▲: You Know You
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Enjoy That
  • ▲: Dont You Kitty
  • ▲: -Rubs His Ears-
  • ▼: NO I
  • ▼: YES
  • ▼: MORE
  • ▼: *ROLLS ON BACK*
  • ▲: -Giggle Hiccups And Pets His Tummy With One Hand And Under His Chin With The Other-
  • ▲: Pretty Kitty Pretty Kitty
  • ▼: PRRRRR
  • ▼: FEELS SO GOOD
  • ▼: DON'T STOP
  • ▼: WAIT DID YOU JUST CALL ME PRETTY
  • ▼: WHAT THE FUCK
  • ▲: Yes You Are Such A Pretty Kitty
  • ▲: Your Coat Is So
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Glossy
  • ▲: -Scratches His Ear-
  • ▼: MMMMM
  • ▼: OTHER EAR
  • ▲: -Does So-
  • ▼: MMMM YESSSSS
  • ▼: WAIT DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING EARS
  • ▼: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Nothing Special
  • ▲: Now Would You Like Some Milk
  • ▲: -Produces Dish Of Warm Milk-
  • ▼: I DON'T TRUST YOU
  • ▼: WHAT IF YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THERE
  • ▲: I Would Never Do That
  • ▲: It Is Nice Warm Milk For The
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Bestest Kitty Out There
  • ▼: WELL OKAY THEN
  • ▼: *LAPS UP WHOLE DISH*
  • ▼: OH GOD THAT'S SO GOOD
  • ▲: Good Kitty
  • ▲: Are You Hungry
  • ▲: -Pets-
  • ▼: YES VERY
  • ▼: *NUZZLES PALM*
  • ▲: Okay I Wasnt Sure What You Would Want So I
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Got Some Wet Food And A Chicken And A Newt And Kibble And A Pigeon And
  • ▼: ALL OF IT
  • ▼: SOUNDS SO GOOD
  • ▲: -Gets All Of It Out-
  • ▲: But Dont Eat Too Much Or Youll Get A
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Tummy Ache
  • ▼: BUT IT SMELLS SO GOOD CAN I JUST HAVE
  • ▼: ALL OF IT
  • ▼: *OM NOM*
  • ▼: *NOM NOM NOM*
  • ▲: Oh No Kitty Slow Down
  • ▼: NO I DON'T WANT TO
  • ▼: IT'S SO GOOD
  • ▲: But Your Little Tummy
  • ▼: SEE NO PROBLEM IT'S ALL GONE
  • ▲: But Your Tummy
  • ▲: Are You Okay
  • ▲: I Dont Want You To
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Get Sick
  • ▼: UUUUUGH
  • ▲: -Pets-
  • ▲: Oh Kitty Im Sorry Do You Feel Sick Let Me Get A Towel
  • ▼: NO I'M FINE
  • ▼: JUST BREATHE
  • ▲: You Sure
  • ▲: Do You Need Me To Rub Your Tummy
  • ▲: Or Uhm
  • ▲: Take You To The Vet
  • ▼: WHAT IS A VET
  • ▼: THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL
  • ▲: A Pet Is A Nice Place Full Of Nice People That Make Kitties
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Feel Better
  • ▲: When They Are Sick
  • ▼: NO DON'T MAKE ME GO
  • ▼: I'M NOT SICK
  • ▼: *HURK*
  • ▲: !!
  • ▲: Kitty I Think You Need A Vet
  • ▲: Quick Get In The Kitty Carrier Ill Take You
  • ▼: *HISS*
  • ▲: Kitty Dont Be Mad At Me I Love You So Much
  • ▼: *PAW FLAIL*
  • ▲: Kittyyyy
  • ▲: I Dont Want You To Be Sick
  • ▲: If Youre Sick We Cant Play Any More
  • ▼: I'M NOT SICK IT'S JUST A HAIRBALL
  • ▼: DON'T WORRY ABOUT
  • ▼: *HACK*
  • ▲: -Wide Eyes-
  • ▲: On The Newspapers
  • ▲: -Gets Newspapers And Puts Them In Front Of Karkat-
  • ▼: *KCHHH*
  • ▼: OKAY THAT'S BETTER
  • ▼: TOLD YOU IT WAS NOTHING TO
  • ▼: WORRY ABOUT
  • ▲: Okay Kitty
  • ▲: -Throws The Gross Stuff Away And Cleans Up And Then Rubs Under The Kitties Chin-
  • ▲: Do You Need A Nap Kitty
  • ▼: NO
  • ▼: NO I'M NOT
  • ▼: *YAWN STRETCH*
  • ▼: TIRED
  • ▲: You Can Take A Nap In My Lap Kitty
  • ▲: And I Will Pet You
  • ▼: NO WHY WOULD I GET CLOSE TO YOU LIKE THAT
  • ▼: UH
  • ▼: WHAT FABRIC IS THAT
  • ▼: YOUR SKIRT
  • ▲: Its Soft Fabric
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Thats What
  • ▼: WELL I GUESS IF I JUST KIND OF
  • ▼: RUBBED MY FACE IN IT
  • ▼: THAT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM
  • ▼: RIGHT
  • ▲: Thats Fine Kitty
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Because You Are The Best Kitty Ever
  • ▼: MMMM
  • ▼: FEELS SO GOOD
  • ▼: *KNEADS*
  • ▲: -Pets The Kittys Head And Then Scratches Down His Back-
  • ▼: PRRRR
  • ▼: *ARCHES BACK*
  • ▲: Whos A Pretty Kitty.... You Are! -Sings-
  • ▼: PRRRRR
  • ▼: WAIT ARE YOU SINGING AT ME
  • ▼: WHAT AM I DOING ON YOU
  • ▼: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK
  • ▲: -Pets More-
  • ▲: I Didnt Put Anything In It Just Milk And My Love
  • ▼: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU
  • ▼: YOU'RE JUST
  • ▼: DON'T STOP
  • ▲: -Scratches Down His Spine-
  • ▼: *KITTY SHIVER*
  • ▲: Because I Love You Kitty Thats Why
  • ▼: KANAYA THIS IS BAD YOU AREN'T THINKING STRAIGHT
  • ▲: No Kitty I Am I Am And I Love You And -Rubs Under Chin-
  • ▲: And You Need A Nap Now
  • ▼: BUT
  • ▼: I'M NOT TIRED
  • ▲: But I Saw You Yawning
  • ▲: And I Thought We Could
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Cuddle
  • ▼: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT
  • ▼: *YAWN*
  • ▼: TIRED
  • ▲: Awww Kitty Its Okay -Rubs His Ears-
  • ▲: Just Close Your Eyes Nice And Easy
  • ▼: PRRRR
  • ▼: OKAY
  • ▼: *SLEEPILY SHUTS EYES*
  • ▲: -Continues To Rub His Ears, Smiling-
  • ▼: PRRRRRR
  • ▼: YOU'RE SO WARM
  • ▼: AND SOFT
  • ▲: <3
  • ▲: -Yawns-
  • ▼: WHY ARE YOU TIRED
  • ▼: YOU CAN'T BE TIRED
  • ▼: WHO WILL SCRATCH MY EARS
  • ▲: -Smiles- But We Can Take A Nap Together
  • ▲: It Will Be
  • ▲: Hic
  • ▲: Nice
  • ▲: -Rubs His Ears Slowly-
  • ▼: MMMM
  • ▼: I GUESS THAT IS OKAY
  • ▼: JUST
  • ▼: DON'T
  • ▼: *TOO TIRED*
  • ▲: -Eyelids Droop-
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