• kirk: push, push hard. dig it in there mr. sp-
  • spock: captain, you almost make me believe in luck
  • kirk, in response: why, mr. spock, you almost make me believe in miracles
  • spock: let me help
  • kirk, in response: i need you, spock
  • spock and kirk: *dry-hump in the sand*
  • spock: captain, there is a definite pleasurable experience connected with the hearing of your voice
  • kirk: you are closer to the captain than anyone in the universe
  • spock: jim... this... simple feeling... is beyond v'ger's comprehension
  • spock: i have been and always shall be yours
  • kirk and spock: *vulcan kiss through the glass*
  • kirk: it seems i have left the noblest part of myself
  • back there... on that newborn planet
  • kirk: the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many
  • spock: please, captain. not in front of the klingons
  • straight people: yeah heteros in space, obvi
mcspirk cadet au

-bones chainsmoking
-spock in a scarf
-everyone thinks they’re in a weird threeway but really they’re all soulmates and bones would literally never consider himself a third wheel bc they all care and love for eachother albeit in different ways
-kirk in GLASSES
-“please refrain from smoking in the apartments, leonard” “please kiss my hungover ass, spock”
-chubby freshman-fifteen kirk
-gangly bones who hasn’t hit second puberty yet VS. 18 year old bones who looks like a 30 year old man
-jock spock
-J O C K S P O C K
-they all like different scented candles so they decided to have a rotation (spock likes vanilla, bones likes linen & clean laundry, etc, kirk likes FRUITY scents that makes ur nose burn)
-“well jimmy, that rubs me worse than a june bug in may!” “bones are you just making shit up now?”

anonymous asked:

Dating AOS Jim Kirk would include...?

  • Stealing his seat all the time. But not just on the bridge. In the mess hall. In his room. Basically anywhere with a chair because you love seeing him get all irritated. Though he lowkey finds it to be adorable. 
  • Sometimes when he goes on away missions, he’ll bring you back a little gift from whatever planet he’s visiting. 
  • However, there have been occasions where he just sort of grabbed you something because it looked nice and didn’t bother finding out what it was, leading to several disasters (including your room being torn apart by a statue that wasn’t actually a statue, and several diseases that nearly gave Bones a heart attack when he had to treat them) 
  • He likes to mumble the phrase “Captain’s orders” after he makes certain requests of you and he always does it with this cute little half smile. 
  • You and Bones are the only ones who know his deepest, darkest secret: James T. Kirk wears glasses
  • Spock likes to give his “A captain having a relationship with a crew member is illogical–it causes nothing but distractions” speech to the two of you, but there have been a few times where he has quietly asked you for advice on his own. 
  • When he comes back from away missions, you always make sure you’re in the transporter room to greet him the second he boards the ship. And no matter how good or bad the mission went, it always puts a huge smile on his face.
  • He’s not much for PDA while on duty, though if he passes you in the halls he’ll give you a little wink or walk close enough so that his hand brushes against yours. 
  • He keeps spilling coffee on his uniform and you tease him relentlessly for it. 
  • Yo let’s talk about sex now. 
  • He particularly likes to do it early in the morning because it’s “a good start to the day”. 
  • He also likes taking baths and showers with you. He finds it to be a nice mix of sensual and sexy to one minute be washing your body carefully, and the next watching you shift around and moan as he fingers you.
  • Call it a captain thing, but he likes to be on top. 
  • Also, during his travels he has definitely picked up his collection of…toys. 
  • When you’re done–even if the two of you are running late–he always makes sure to take the time to tell you you’re beautiful as he peppers your face with kisses. 
  • Also, the only time he’s late to the bridge is after the two of you have fucked so basically everyone always knows when you’ve done it. 
  • Finally: in his mind, a big part of the Enterprise’s continuing mission involves him scouting out the perfect spot to give you that ring he picked out for you about two months in. 
Good Girl - Part 9

Summary: Werewolf!Reader Story. Readers a young doctor and uses her skills to keep her condition hidden, until she transfers to the Enterprise and tries to deceive a certain grumpy Doctor

Bones x Reader

Wordcount: 2300

A/N: Ah, yes. That’s emotional. Sorry, guys. I read through this a couple of ties now over the last two days to kill any typos and errors, but as far as I know how this works by now,spelling mistakes and the like will start to pop up as soon as I post this. Anyway. ENJOY!

This could be AOS and TOS

Warnings:  Angst, Fear


They said that an empty room echoed your human self in it and that therefor it was one of the hardest things to endure alone. Funny, as the Enterprises systems didn’t even recognize you as human - or anything else. You had never thought that the slight difference, that this one thing was enough for you to not really count any more. Maybe it was somewhat like with the Romulans and the Vulcans. You sat there, hands folded and shivering, not from cold or illness, but something deep within you shaking and rattling against your confinement. Your cell. Your cage. And there was your triumvirate ready to pass judgement over your maculate soul. Spock was collected and reserved, hands folded behind his back, watching.  Kirk was pacing, thinking, watching you with two parts interest and one part caution. Bones was working himself through one emotion after another, you couldn’t bear watching it, though it was his voice that spoke first after you had settled down in your cell.

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Can you imagine how fucking heartbreaking it would have been if Bones had been on the other side of the glass as Kirk died in Into Darkness? Imagine grumpy, stubborn Bones absolutely falling apart as he watches Kirk slump against the glass. Imagine how guilty and helpless he would feel knowing he is so close yet unable to save Kirk’s life. Imagine the sobs that would escape his throat as he collapses against the glass after watching the light leave Kirk’s eyes for good.

“You never have faced death.”
“No. Not like this.” 

this dialogue is poignant in so many ways, not least because not only did kirk survive Tarsus IV but he also discovered his brother’s dead body in TOS, so, of course, if spock were just ‘a brother’ those lines would not have been said

and the glasses kirk wears. you know the ones. after spock dies, he returns to his chambers to read and finds that one lens of the glasses has shattered and cracked. and, of course, that cracked and broken lens is spock, while the whole and complete one is kirk, and the half-cracked glasses just reinforces that they are two halves of one whole, a couple, a pair

man, twok is just so freaking good